And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2984 | 2008-10-05 07:17:05 | 105.51 | |
| 2899 | 2008-10-04 23:10:10 | 110.87 | |
| 2804 | 2008-10-04 01:47:04 | 104.29 | |
| 2803 | 2008-10-04 01:46:08 | 92.76 | |
| 2556 | 2008-10-02 23:34:35 | 112.04 | |
| 2472 | 2008-09-28 13:35:02 | 105.52 | |
| 2293 | 2008-09-27 05:41:52 | 127.05 | |
| 2269 | 2008-09-27 04:33:40 | 120.30 | |
| 2246 | 2008-09-27 03:21:58 | 120.02 | |
| 2241 | 2008-09-27 03:18:26 | 108.94 | |
| 2166 | 2008-09-26 03:29:48 | 117.21 | |
| 2142 | 2008-09-26 01:11:58 | 120.10 | |
| 1980 | 2008-09-23 16:53:09 | 122.34 | |
| 1905 | 2008-09-23 04:02:14 | 114.93 | |
| 1641 | 2008-09-19 02:54:01 | 114.46 | |
| 1562 | 2008-09-19 00:29:28 | 112.98 | |
| 1549 | 2008-09-19 00:19:23 | 116.39 | |
| 1511 | 2008-09-18 20:56:08 | 125.39 | |
| 1482 | 2008-09-18 17:51:08 | 126.45 | |
| 1045 | 2008-09-14 21:53:54 | 110.55 | |
| 931 | 2008-09-13 22:54:57 | 126.00 | |
| 903 | 2008-09-13 21:21:45 | 115.99 | |
| 873 | 2008-09-13 19:57:43 | 128.10 | |
| 250 | 2008-09-02 03:28:55 | 105.17 | |
| 241 | 2008-09-02 03:21:06 | 107.06 | |
| 126 | 2008-09-02 00:14:34 | 103.27 |