And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5171 | 2017-01-26 18:07:55 | 66.32 | 98% |
| 5052 | 2017-01-23 23:56:45 | 67.54 | 98% |
| 3677 | 2012-06-25 13:20:51 | 68.75 | 99% |
| 3297 | 2011-10-19 14:15:41 | 66.80 | 95% |
| 3063 | 2011-05-07 11:18:31 | 58.34 | 95% |
| 2603 | 2010-09-07 13:30:42 | 62.80 | |
| 2119 | 2010-07-09 13:18:59 | 67.91 | |
| 1585 | 2010-06-25 03:32:53 | 58.11 | |
| 1035 | 2010-06-14 00:42:09 | 57.56 | |
| 673 | 2010-06-03 02:56:37 | 58.03 | |
| 532 | 2010-05-31 08:39:56 | 59.80 | |
| 352 | 2010-05-27 13:08:25 | 55.22 | |
| 271 | 2010-05-24 16:58:59 | 47.51 |