And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13427 | 2012-04-22 11:58:25 | 80.93 | 92% |
| 13183 | 2011-09-02 09:48:19 | 87.26 | 95% |
| 13117 | 2011-09-01 08:22:25 | 86.68 | 97% |
| 12400 | 2011-08-12 11:18:18 | 83.15 | 92% |
| 11088 | 2011-07-14 12:31:57 | 82.14 | 92% |
| 9782 | 2011-06-14 10:28:18 | 88.92 | 96% |
| 9714 | 2011-06-13 11:29:07 | 81.03 | 95% |
| 8620 | 2011-04-20 12:07:00 | 75.16 | |
| 8397 | 2011-04-18 05:12:38 | 72.85 | |
| 8288 | 2011-04-15 09:29:02 | 76.60 | |
| 8198 | 2011-04-14 13:07:09 | 67.93 | |
| 7907 | 2011-04-11 12:24:58 | 75.19 | |
| 7775 | 2011-04-11 08:19:16 | 91.25 | |
| 7704 | 2011-04-06 10:21:12 | 72.38 | 89% |
| 6986 | 2011-03-22 10:04:30 | 74.85 | |
| 6729 | 2011-03-16 05:55:39 | 82.54 | |
| 6304 | 2011-03-08 11:04:09 | 77.21 | |
| 5694 | 2011-03-04 10:48:37 | 71.57 | |
| 5537 | 2011-02-28 06:11:01 | 65.25 | |
| 5049 | 2011-02-12 11:09:03 | 76.06 | |
| 4772 | 2011-02-07 09:51:10 | 72.33 | |
| 4735 | 2011-02-04 13:05:31 | 68.66 | |
| 4103 | 2011-01-27 08:14:14 | 74.05 | |
| 3578 | 2011-01-11 07:03:07 | 67.62 | |
| 3346 | 2011-01-05 06:23:55 | 70.88 | |
| 3074 | 2010-12-31 10:49:33 | 68.98 | |
| 2868 | 2010-12-24 08:37:59 | 64.34 | |
| 2706 | 2010-12-21 11:51:43 | 56.05 | |
| 1514 | 2010-12-01 08:25:31 | 69.24 | |
| 1259 | 2010-11-02 11:42:56 | 67.75 | |
| 1230 | 2010-11-02 11:00:40 | 67.05 | |
| 1125 | 2010-11-02 06:46:21 | 71.88 |