And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5702 | 2018-12-19 11:30:16 | 88.94 | 98% |
| 5189 | 2017-01-15 09:34:38 | 74.54 | 96% |
| 4524 | 2016-10-21 11:43:38 | 84.87 | 98% |
| 2237 | 2013-10-01 04:43:07 | 72.47 | 94% |
| 1720 | 2012-05-24 18:12:25 | 60.77 | 91% |
| 1611 | 2012-05-02 18:16:26 | 63.45 | 95% |
| 878 | 2012-01-17 19:00:34 | 50.91 | 92% |
| 867 | 2012-01-13 19:28:32 | 50.15 | 94% |
| 464 | 2011-10-31 18:28:42 | 51.83 | 97% |