And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20949 | 2023-07-05 10:10:02 | 89.51 | 97.5% |
| 18560 | 2023-05-06 05:18:22 | 89.25 | 98% |
| 17802 | 2023-03-30 03:20:25 | 91.70 | 97% |
| 11799 | 2022-07-01 07:54:34 | 87.67 | 98% |
| 11491 | 2022-06-23 13:28:55 | 87.86 | 97% |
| 11021 | 2022-03-17 14:08:46 | 80.75 | 98% |
| 4860 | 2017-05-28 05:43:05 | 48.80 | 92% |
| 3727 | 2016-12-26 11:42:34 | 60.94 | 92% |
| 3673 | 2016-10-29 14:53:43 | 64.46 | 91% |
| 3218 | 2016-06-26 03:35:06 | 68.80 | 96% |
| 2581 | 2016-04-16 07:55:49 | 54.93 | 94% |
| 2510 | 2016-04-14 07:48:56 | 65.28 | 93% |
| 2352 | 2016-04-10 01:38:00 | 61.32 | 92% |
| 2156 | 2016-04-04 16:29:05 | 60.70 | 93% |
| 938 | 2014-09-04 20:02:40 | 57.49 | 94% |
| 859 | 2014-06-05 07:46:18 | 60.45 | 96% |
| 464 | 2014-01-27 11:58:40 | 51.40 | 94% |
| 353 | 2014-01-12 04:18:03 | 51.65 | 94% |