And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2272 | 2013-09-25 01:04:24 | 78.22 | 97% |
| 2192 | 2013-07-18 10:44:14 | 82.34 | 98% |
| 2126 | 2013-06-11 09:06:44 | 82.23 | 99% |
| 1794 | 2012-09-03 04:59:25 | 84.67 | 99% |
| 1610 | 2012-01-10 09:07:11 | 77.81 | 98% |
| 1243 | 2010-12-31 12:49:24 | 59.64 | |
| 595 | 2010-01-28 10:44:24 | 53.11 |