And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9120 | 2016-03-24 11:16:00 | 84.64 | 98% |
| 9060 | 2016-03-18 06:05:56 | 76.47 | 95% |
| 8894 | 2016-03-04 07:14:17 | 78.47 | 98% |
| 8782 | 2016-02-16 09:40:08 | 81.50 | 97% |
| 8742 | 2016-01-27 14:20:34 | 73.52 | 94% |
| 8661 | 2016-01-11 07:11:14 | 73.95 | 93% |
| 8463 | 2015-12-17 06:38:17 | 75.81 | 96% |
| 8403 | 2015-11-22 07:53:51 | 80.12 | 96% |
| 8309 | 2015-11-03 07:42:52 | 79.38 | 97% |
| 8252 | 2015-10-15 08:39:54 | 72.74 | 95% |
| 8235 | 2015-10-14 07:52:21 | 69.62 | 94% |
| 7864 | 2015-09-06 14:04:58 | 74.89 | 96% |
| 7714 | 2015-08-23 15:16:16 | 65.15 | 91% |
| 7363 | 2015-08-12 04:54:58 | 62.20 | 92% |
| 6671 | 2015-07-09 10:58:59 | 60.82 | 89% |
| 6314 | 2015-04-02 10:30:02 | 71.15 | 95% |
| 5799 | 2015-03-03 07:56:21 | 63.25 | 92% |
| 5714 | 2015-02-26 12:34:54 | 68.77 | 95% |
| 5107 | 2015-01-27 07:49:55 | 56.45 | 92% |
| 4459 | 2014-12-14 18:33:50 | 58.73 | 93% |
| 3934 | 2014-11-30 15:00:24 | 44.78 | 88% |
| 3767 | 2014-11-21 10:17:28 | 56.87 | 94% |
| 3502 | 2014-11-13 08:13:35 | 54.22 | 91% |
| 3448 | 2014-11-11 08:28:25 | 58.97 | 97% |
| 2546 | 2014-10-24 03:32:58 | 53.30 | 97% |
| 2527 | 2014-10-23 05:20:31 | 52.98 | 95% |
| 963 | 2014-09-06 16:13:49 | 33.33 | 87% |