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1. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... 107.85 1.0803 0.2871 104 1 107.85 2025-02-14
2. You can always build a shrine to all the terrible things in ... 104.70 1.0800 0.2475 138 1 104.70 2023-07-07
3. Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... 103.52 1.1084 0.2041 172 1 103.52 2024-10-16
4. Was it all put into words, or did both understand that they ... 103.47 1.1508 0.1611 186 1 103.47 2022-07-05
5. I sing the body electric, the armies of those I love engirth... 99.21 1.0459 0.2120 217 1 99.21 2025-04-24
6. You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... 97.12 1.0744 0.1570 144 1 97.12 2025-02-03
7. I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head,... 96.97 1.1467 0.0828 187 1 96.97 2022-07-03
8. An ochre love in the heart of all, an ochre love and the col... 95.05 1.0171 0.1880 192 1 95.05 2023-06-13
9. Seriously though, in this day and age I don't know why we're... 94.94 1.0298 0.1739 218 1 94.94 2024-03-19
10. The Machine only gives us numbers because I would always rat... 94.70 1.0913 0.1094 234 1 94.70 2024-10-26
11. Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... 94.52 1.0863 0.1121 210 3 83.64 2024-10-06
12. I don't ask many questions, so it would be fairer if he answ... 94.41 1.0307 0.1663 215 1 94.41 2025-05-19
13. When you work as a spy, it's easy to think of people as asse... 94.29 1.0120 0.1835 253 1 94.29 2025-04-09
14. The painter will produce pictures of little merit if he take... 94.08 1.0584 0.1344 193 1 94.08 2024-09-20
15. Because memory is an unreliable thing that picks and chooses... 93.15 1.1190 0.0620 278 1 93.15 2025-04-06
16. By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... 92.00 0.9726 0.1938 154 1 92.00 2022-07-06
17. Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long - it goes... 91.55 1.0558 0.1049 232 1 91.55 2024-10-10
18. Tonight I'll dream while in my bed. When silly thoughts go t... 91.48 1.0458 0.1140 223 1 91.48 2025-01-13
19. How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... 91.45 1.0585 0.1010 199 1 91.45 2022-07-23
20. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... 91.41 1.0403 0.1187 193 1 91.41 2024-03-19
21. Every night you cry yourself to sleep, thinking "Why does th... 91.31 1.0523 0.1054 276 2 83.70 2024-10-26
22. I'm just not the guy for you. I mean, you need a guy who's h... 91.11 1.0574 0.0978 207 1 91.11 2024-09-20
23. We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... 90.84 1.0379 0.1138 245 1 90.84 2024-09-25
24. Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... 90.67 1.0038 0.1458 237 2 87.29 2025-04-09
25. I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... 90.47 1.0737 0.0733 241 1 90.47 2024-03-19
26. If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... 90.44 1.0483 0.0984 158 1 90.44 2024-03-19
27. My mom told me once that money problems sort of sneak up on ... 89.77 1.0368 0.1014 323 1 89.77 2024-10-26
28. Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... 89.72 1.0344 0.1031 426 1 89.72 2024-03-19
29. Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... 89.52 1.0673 0.0677 118 1 89.52 2024-09-16
30. Nothing, nothing mattered, and I knew why. So did he. Throug... 89.28 1.0382 0.0938 615 1 89.28 2025-01-28
31. Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... 89.08 0.9596 0.1698 169 1 89.08 2025-04-09
32. I learned from my parents' mistakes, and your mother learned... 89.07 1.0409 0.0884 221 1 89.07 2024-10-26
33. In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... 88.90 1.0605 0.0666 229 1 88.90 2022-07-05
34. One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... 88.78 1.1323 -0.0067 341 1 88.78 2025-01-05
35. Even though the bell has rung, some of my classmates are sti... 88.76 1.0996 0.0258 221 1 88.76 2025-01-25
36. Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in fro... 88.74 1.0508 0.0743 522 1 88.74 2024-09-16
37. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 88.70 1.0679 0.0567 177 1 88.70 2024-01-02
38. When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... 88.66 1.0947 0.0294 122 2 85.18 2022-07-05
39. Using the laser guide, you can steer your rocket past the gu... 88.62 1.0280 0.0956 281 2 78.74 2025-01-13
40. Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... 88.54 1.0261 0.0965 410 3 84.33 2024-10-06
41. This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life, and everyo... 88.34 1.0254 0.0946 220 1 88.34 2023-06-20
42. The spirit and the senses so easily grow dead to the impress... 87.98 1.0538 0.0617 239 1 87.98 2024-10-16
43. Erdos knows about more problems than anybody else, and he no... 87.90 1.0293 0.0852 484 1 87.90 2024-10-26
44. Look, I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise and i... 87.87 1.0513 0.0628 437 1 87.87 2025-01-28
45. Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... 87.85 1.0177 0.0961 392 1 87.85 2024-10-27
46. When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... 87.81 0.9882 0.1251 198 1 87.81 2025-04-24
47. Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... 87.78 1.0684 0.0445 253 1 87.78 2024-10-26
48. Well, this is the end of a perfect day, near the end of a jo... 87.75 1.0658 0.0468 296 1 87.75 2022-07-23
49. Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... 87.60 1.0944 0.0163 308 1 87.60 2025-02-04
50. Sometimes, when you're writing a poem - or a story - your br... 87.45 1.0219 0.0869 430 1 87.45 2024-10-06
51. What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... 87.45 1.0927 0.0161 198 1 87.45 2022-07-05
52. Technique is just a means to an end, and that end is making ... 87.44 1.0787 0.0299 279 1 87.44 2023-06-13
53. As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... 87.39 0.9898 0.1182 353 2 85.75 2025-01-13
54. And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't ... 87.39 0.9920 0.1160 241 1 87.39 2024-09-16
55. My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... 87.33 0.9702 0.1370 171 1 87.33 2023-05-23
56. It was Silver's voice, and before I had heard a dozen words,... 87.23 1.0175 0.0885 291 1 87.23 2023-06-13
57. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,... 87.18 1.0439 0.0614 219 1 87.18 2022-07-03
58. Well that is where we are. You say we are on the brink of de... 87.15 1.0653 0.0397 259 1 87.15 2022-07-06
59. It is not hard to make money in the market. What is hard to ... 87.09 1.0228 0.0814 215 2 86.87 2025-01-13
60. There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... 86.85 1.0666 0.0345 297 1 86.85 2023-06-13
61. There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... 86.80 1.0778 0.0227 409 1 86.80 2024-03-17
62. The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... 86.77 1.0077 0.0924 250 1 86.77 2024-03-17
63. I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... 86.68 1.0615 0.0375 305 1 86.68 2024-09-26
64. While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... 86.52 1.0464 0.0506 152 1 86.52 2022-05-02
65. It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... 86.49 1.0424 0.0542 171 1 86.49 2023-06-13
66. I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate someth... 86.44 1.0868 0.0091 254 1 86.44 2023-09-09
67. We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... 86.40 1.0202 0.0752 192 1 86.40 2025-01-25
68. But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... 86.27 1.0441 0.0497 316 1 86.27 2025-04-24
69. Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... 86.24 0.9709 0.1225 397 2 82.70 2024-10-27
70. She did not think he would answer. When he did, it was so lo... 85.97 0.9912 0.0988 312 1 85.97 2024-10-10
71. You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... 85.97 1.0264 0.0636 422 2 79.77 2025-01-13
72. Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... 85.96 1.0008 0.0891 473 1 85.96 2024-03-19
73. Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get h... 85.89 1.1177 -0.0287 168 1 85.89 2024-03-17
74. The truth is that there are a lot of people like you, us, wi... 85.83 1.0473 0.0409 286 1 85.83 2023-12-15
75. At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... 85.83 0.9894 0.0988 323 1 85.83 2022-07-05
76. Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't s... 85.82 1.0467 0.0414 216 1 85.82 2024-10-08
77. There were those of us who fought against this. But in the e... 85.62 1.0331 0.0525 483 1 85.62 2025-01-28
78. Imagine you're stood on a beach, water gently lapping at you... 85.45 1.0111 0.0723 154 1 85.45 2023-05-17
79. She told me: "A bit of madness is key to give us new colors ... 85.45 1.0293 0.0541 334 1 85.45 2024-10-10
80. When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is ... 85.19 1.0483 0.0318 178 1 85.19 2022-07-06
81. After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... 84.85 1.0320 0.0438 293 2 83.71 2025-01-05
82. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... 84.79 1.0665 0.0085 278 1 84.79 2025-01-28
83. Communication with others takes place when they understand w... 84.66 1.0533 0.0201 321 1 84.66 2023-06-13
84. People just don't understand what is involved in this. This ... 84.62 1.0599 0.0130 218 1 84.62 2023-07-08
85. When I was young, I had to choose between the life of being ... 84.59 1.0678 0.0047 397 1 84.59 2024-09-26
86. Night was a very different matter. It was dense, thicker tha... 84.52 1.0365 0.0351 239 2 81.91 2022-07-23
87. Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... 84.49 1.0545 0.0167 416 3 81.00 2024-09-26
88. I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorab... 84.46 1.0362 0.0346 372 1 84.46 2024-09-16
89. I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in. I found ... 84.31 1.0978 -0.0289 237 1 84.31 2024-03-19
90. Late into the night I write and the pages of my notebook swe... 84.08 1.0932 -0.0272 192 1 84.08 2024-09-16
91. You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at ... 83.94 1.0235 0.0408 477 1 83.94 2024-03-19
92. Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... 83.93 0.9678 0.0963 445 1 83.93 2025-02-04
93. Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... 83.92 1.0361 0.0279 269 1 83.92 2022-07-19
94. I know I should be angry. I should be furious. What a way to... 83.91 1.0395 0.0244 195 1 83.91 2023-06-13
95. All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... 83.89 0.9843 0.0793 325 1 83.89 2025-01-28
96. Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... 83.81 1.0284 0.0342 282 2 75.99 2025-02-14
97. Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... 83.43 1.1378 -0.0800 144 1 83.43 2023-01-09
98. It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male w... 83.21 1.0283 0.0267 226 1 83.21 2022-07-06
99. For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... 83.20 1.0064 0.0485 143 1 83.20 2025-01-13
100. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 83.14 1.0621 -0.0080 263 1 83.14 2025-03-14
101. Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they declin... 83.07 1.0172 0.0360 179 1 83.07 2024-09-26
102. I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... 83.04 1.0263 0.0265 276 1 83.04 2024-10-04
103. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way tha... 82.95 1.0351 0.0166 248 1 82.95 2025-01-25
104. But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... 82.91 1.1081 -0.0569 206 1 82.91 2024-10-26
105. Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?... 82.89 1.0232 0.0277 222 1 82.89 2023-07-07
106. I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... 82.88 0.9567 0.0941 273 1 82.88 2023-03-05
107. So, tell me pretty lies, look me in my face. Tell me that yo... 82.71 1.0661 -0.0174 201 1 82.71 2023-07-13
108. He said that if culture is a house, then language was the ke... 82.69 1.0000 0.0484 196 1 82.69 2022-07-05
109. This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... 82.67 1.0203 0.0279 400 1 82.67 2024-09-26
110. She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled... 82.66 1.0166 0.0314 326 1 82.66 2022-07-06
111. Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... 82.46 1.0154 0.0301 351 1 82.46 2024-09-26
112. She was feeling the pressure of the world outside and she wa... 82.30 1.1519 -0.1084 171 1 82.30 2024-10-16
113. Alchemy; the science of understanding the structure of matte... 82.20 1.0260 0.0162 267 1 82.20 2023-06-13
114. You never sleep talk in English, you dream in a language I c... 82.03 1.0783 -0.0383 143 1 82.03 2024-10-06
115. That's when the pain comes in like a second skeleton trying ... 81.91 1.0331 0.0054 158 1 81.91 2022-07-06
116. It is as hard to understand how consciousness emerges and di... 81.84 1.0513 -0.0137 279 1 81.84 2024-10-06
117. He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... 81.79 1.0502 -0.0132 535 1 81.79 2025-01-25
118. It's true! Yes, I have been ill, very ill. But why do you sa... 81.77 1.0031 0.0336 268 2 73.35 2023-06-13
119. To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... 81.73 1.0365 -0.0003 162 1 81.73 2024-03-19
120. When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it.... 81.69 1.0442 -0.0085 286 1 81.69 2024-09-26
121. The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... 81.61 1.0254 0.0093 217 1 81.61 2024-10-10
122. I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before t... 81.59 1.0189 0.0156 378 1 81.59 2023-06-13
123. It's a thousand pages, give or take a few. I'll be writing m... 81.54 1.0691 -0.0353 187 1 81.54 2023-06-13
124. I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've g... 81.35 1.0163 0.0151 242 1 81.35 2024-09-25
125. Cause the world might do me in. It's all right cause I'm wit... 81.31 1.0596 -0.0287 238 1 81.31 2022-07-06
126. Ok doc, before you hit the road you might wanna grab some me... 81.13 1.0509 -0.0223 370 1 81.13 2024-09-26
127. You know, I don't know her very well, but perhaps she's one ... 81.09 1.0303 -0.0022 409 2 77.90 2024-10-04
128. Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new invent... 81.06 1.0288 -0.0011 269 1 81.06 2025-05-19
129. Coffee in the morning, you and the sun. There's a brown hue ... 81.02 1.0404 -0.0132 223 1 81.02 2025-01-13
130. I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ... 80.94 1.0458 -0.0196 373 1 80.94 2022-07-06
131. King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... 80.91 0.8961 0.1297 189 1 80.91 2023-09-09
132. Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; i... 80.88 1.1032 -0.0777 152 1 80.88 2025-01-05
133. We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood. You only wan... 80.86 0.9103 0.1149 235 1 80.86 2025-04-09
134. I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... 80.83 1.0519 -0.0271 245 1 80.83 2023-06-13
135. You been confusing since the day I met you. Another night ch... 80.73 1.0256 -0.0020 207 1 80.73 2023-07-07
136. Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... 80.71 1.0498 -0.0265 180 1 80.71 2022-07-23
137. The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. ... 80.67 1.0057 0.0171 182 1 80.67 2022-07-06
138. I'm such a mess, I'm such a wreck, and I just don't know wha... 80.58 0.9653 0.0564 140 1 80.58 2022-07-06
139. Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... 80.52 1.0141 0.0068 381 1 80.52 2023-05-23
140. Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... 80.47 0.9342 0.0861 434 1 80.47 2022-07-06
141. To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundatio... 80.46 1.0627 -0.0426 311 1 80.46 2023-05-14
142. I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... 80.46 1.0299 -0.0098 293 1 80.46 2022-05-03
143. After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... 80.35 0.9673 0.0514 232 1 80.35 2025-02-14
144. Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... 80.32 1.0815 -0.0631 167 1 80.32 2023-07-07
145. We're always thinking of eternity as an idea that cannot be ... 80.31 1.0233 -0.0051 351 1 80.31 2022-07-19
146. Duty bound, Aeneas, though he struggled with desire to calm ... 80.12 1.0511 -0.0353 271 1 80.12 2022-07-06
147. The evolution of language marked a great leap forward for ou... 79.98 1.0246 -0.0106 309 1 79.98 2024-09-26
148. Do you think there is the possibility of you and I? In this ... 79.82 1.0476 -0.0356 473 1 79.82 2022-07-06
149. Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... 79.75 1.0520 -0.0409 214 1 79.75 2024-01-02
150. And so their end began. They thought us the final frontier, ... 79.73 1.0717 -0.0608 296 1 79.73 2022-07-23
151. The development of a living body of literature became indica... 79.69 0.9364 0.0740 351 1 79.69 2024-09-16
152. Oh, Scarecrow, maybe the wind knows whether you wonder who's... 79.49 1.0409 -0.0331 313 1 79.49 2023-03-18
153. We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... 79.38 1.0474 -0.0410 193 1 79.38 2022-07-06
154. Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... 79.24 1.0608 -0.0561 258 1 79.24 2022-07-05
155. One just can't imagine what prison is like from outside. You... 78.95 1.0336 -0.0326 271 1 78.95 2024-10-11
156. When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... 78.87 0.9693 0.0307 360 1 78.87 2023-05-23
157. Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... 78.87 0.9631 0.0369 345 1 78.87 2023-12-15
158. From 1955 to 1990, the value of Japanese real estate increas... 78.74 0.9426 0.0557 293 1 78.74 2024-10-26
159. While walking through the train, Luke and I encountered a la... 78.67 0.9967 0.0007 339 1 78.67 2022-07-19
160. Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturall... 78.57 0.9454 0.0508 585 1 78.57 2023-06-13
161. Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... 78.33 1.0195 -0.0264 148 1 78.33 2022-07-06
162. She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... 78.21 1.0333 -0.0417 408 1 78.21 2022-07-06
163. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eye... 78.05 1.0109 -0.0213 285 1 78.05 2024-09-25
164. Some say better things will come our way. No matter what the... 77.95 1.1190 -0.1307 190 1 77.95 2022-05-02
165. If you're willing to go through the battling to get to where... 77.80 1.0304 -0.0440 339 1 77.80 2023-06-13
166. She had a horror of rooms. She was tired you can't hide beat... 77.77 1.0377 -0.0517 247 1 77.77 2024-10-16
167. Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... 77.62 0.9005 0.0836 212 1 77.62 2023-07-07
168. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain'... 77.05 1.0344 -0.0575 174 1 77.05 2024-10-26
169. You must learn to trust your creative mechanism to do its wo... 77.04 0.9807 -0.0039 739 1 77.04 2024-09-16
170. Following a dream I had three years ago, I have become deepl... 76.51 0.9764 -0.0064 358 1 76.51 2023-08-16
171. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why but lis... 76.46 1.0886 -0.1192 203 1 76.46 2023-12-22
172. We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... 76.43 0.9359 0.0331 353 1 76.43 2025-06-04
173. Each day I sat on the verandah with my uncle and cousins loo... 76.42 1.0174 -0.0485 302 1 76.42 2024-09-16
174. All things will be produced in superior quantity and quality... 76.39 1.0376 -0.0691 228 1 76.39 2023-06-13
175. Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my ... 76.28 1.0319 -0.0648 378 1 76.28 2023-07-07
176. Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling th... 76.13 1.0345 -0.0693 295 1 76.13 2022-07-19
177. Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... 75.85 1.0138 -0.0521 231 1 75.85 2022-07-06
178. I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... 75.57 0.9863 -0.0282 339 1 75.57 2022-07-23
179. Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... 75.52 0.9651 -0.0076 389 1 75.52 2023-09-09
180. Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know, is... 75.43 1.0059 -0.0495 173 1 75.43 2022-07-03
181. Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let... 75.39 0.9904 -0.0346 252 1 75.39 2025-01-28
182. Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad fr... 75.27 1.0349 -0.0806 422 1 75.27 2022-05-02
183. Each one of us was harmed by being brought into existence. T... 75.23 1.0245 -0.0707 339 1 75.23 2023-05-14
184. You know, Doc, when something happens, it can leave a trace ... 75.09 1.0835 -0.1315 491 1 75.09 2023-05-23
185. It's a beautiful place. Verdant and untouched, teeming with ... 74.94 1.0146 -0.0645 215 1 74.94 2023-05-14
186. I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... 74.81 1.0942 -0.1457 263 1 74.81 2023-07-16
187. I never wanted to be the man who loves children, but... from... 74.75 1.0574 -0.1097 530 1 74.75 2022-07-20
188. Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... 74.56 0.9907 -0.0454 281 1 74.56 2023-12-07
189. It's not time to make a change. Just sit down and take it sl... 73.96 1.0154 -0.0777 235 1 73.96 2022-07-03
190. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 73.86 0.9855 -0.0490 258 1 73.86 2022-07-05
191. It's one thing to question your mind. It's another to questi... 73.38 1.0084 -0.0780 478 1 73.38 2022-07-05
192. She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... 73.18 0.9451 -0.0173 138 1 73.18 2024-09-24
193. One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... 73.14 1.0483 -0.1210 227 1 73.14 2022-07-06
194. It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... 73.09 0.9603 -0.0336 165 1 73.09 2024-09-26
195. Even though there may be a deceiver of some sort, very power... 72.94 1.0177 -0.0929 321 1 72.94 2023-08-16
196. I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... 72.90 1.0294 -0.1051 292 1 72.90 2022-07-20
197. The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... 72.68 0.9665 -0.0450 326 1 72.68 2025-01-05
198. The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... 72.68 1.0340 -0.1125 406 1 72.68 2022-07-05
199. Daddy's flown across the ocean. Leaving just a memory. A sna... 72.67 0.9750 -0.0536 256 1 72.67 2022-07-05
200. Power is a lot like real estate. It's all about location, lo... 72.42 1.0007 -0.0825 143 1 72.42 2022-07-06
201. But you'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes, just to... 72.08 1.0575 -0.1436 282 1 72.08 2023-06-13
202. It is a telling testament of the rich and far-reaching natur... 71.95 1.0337 -0.1215 404 1 71.95 2022-05-02
203. I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... 71.83 0.9605 -0.0498 292 1 71.83 2025-01-13
204. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where... 71.72 1.0813 -0.1720 166 1 71.72 2022-05-02
205. Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualifi... 71.39 0.9154 -0.0103 226 1 71.39 2023-05-14
206. I was never scared of dying alone until I knew what it was l... 71.24 1.0682 -0.1650 159 1 71.24 2022-03-18
207. I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it... 71.20 1.0495 -0.1468 266 1 71.20 2022-03-23
208. No fair. You really know how to make me cry when you give me... 71.11 0.9872 -0.0856 178 1 71.11 2022-05-03
209. There was no reason for me to stay in the real world any lon... 70.95 1.0663 -0.1667 187 1 70.95 2022-03-18
210. In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... 70.92 1.0598 -0.1606 196 1 70.92 2022-03-23
211. Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... 70.90 1.0497 -0.1508 166 1 70.90 2022-03-23
212. As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... 70.87 1.0298 -0.1313 166 1 70.87 2022-07-06
213. I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... 70.83 1.0328 -0.1348 242 1 70.83 2022-05-02
214. I stopped in the middle of that building and I saw - the sky... 70.30 1.0255 -0.1342 452 1 70.30 2022-03-23
215. You have to accept that sometimes that's how things happen i... 70.07 1.0627 -0.1743 208 1 70.07 2022-03-18
216. At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... 70.06 0.9754 -0.0871 362 1 70.06 2023-05-14
217. As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... 69.58 0.9371 -0.0549 318 1 69.58 2022-07-05
218. According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... 69.47 0.8981 -0.0173 393 1 69.47 2022-07-06
219. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drink... 69.20 1.0221 -0.1447 168 1 69.20 2023-07-07
220. You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... 69.02 1.0243 -0.1492 237 1 69.02 2022-03-23
221. So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... 68.99 0.8467 0.0280 343 1 68.99 2024-09-26
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224. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... 68.49 1.0118 -0.1434 250 1 68.49 2022-03-18
225. I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... 68.34 1.0774 -0.2109 219 1 68.34 2022-07-06
226. Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... 68.24 1.0485 -0.1833 153 1 68.24 2023-12-22
227. I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we... 68.03 1.0702 -0.2077 234 1 68.03 2023-06-13
228. I'll dive in the sky. Oh, the waters alive! I'll float down ... 67.81 0.9449 -0.0852 170 1 67.81 2022-07-19
229. Well, I can't recall one time in my life I've felt as lonely... 67.69 1.0168 -0.1586 255 1 67.69 2022-03-18
230. She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt v... 66.57 1.0111 -0.1671 226 1 66.57 2022-05-02
231. "Exactly," said Dumbledore, beaming once more. "Which makes ... 66.54 0.8766 -0.0330 224 1 66.54 2022-05-03
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234. I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... 66.38 0.9650 -0.1234 226 1 66.38 2022-03-18
235. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, by... 66.00 0.8434 -0.0066 352 1 66.00 2024-09-26
236. I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, ... 65.98 1.0058 -0.1693 201 1 65.98 2023-07-13
237. We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd... 65.57 1.0364 -0.2051 202 1 65.57 2022-03-23
238. The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate m... 65.20 1.0033 -0.1766 207 1 65.20 2022-03-23
239. And I will keep you safe and strong and shelter from the sto... 64.89 1.0755 -0.2528 251 1 64.89 2022-03-18
240. They discussed its ramifications. Possession of grain alcoho... 64.86 0.9032 -0.0809 266 1 64.86 2022-03-23
241. No, the goal of war is not to kill. The goal of war is to wi... 64.53 1.0253 -0.2071 336 1 64.53 2022-03-18
242. Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... 64.43 0.8753 -0.0584 427 1 64.43 2022-07-06
243. Ladies and gentlemen, either you are closing your eyes to a ... 64.40 1.0355 -0.2190 210 1 64.40 2022-03-18
244. Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... 64.04 0.9852 -0.1733 216 1 64.04 2024-10-16
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246. Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... 63.60 0.9795 -0.1731 308 1 63.60 2022-03-18
247. This is what I offer each of you today: one tiny vial of liq... 62.07 1.0323 -0.2453 225 1 62.07 2022-03-18
248. I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... 61.95 0.8916 -0.1062 216 2 61.90 2022-07-06
249. I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... 61.90 1.0132 -0.2284 143 1 61.90 2022-03-16
250. A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... 61.22 0.9330 -0.1568 360 1 61.22 2022-03-23
251. If you push someone too hard in one direction, they're just ... 61.11 1.0437 -0.2689 115 1 61.11 2022-03-18
252. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in ... 58.16 0.9821 -0.2447 180 1 58.16 2022-03-18
253. They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... 56.60 1.0042 -0.2866 352 1 56.60 2022-03-18
254. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... 56.46 0.9897 -0.2739 274 1 56.46 2022-03-18
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256. I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... 54.96 1.0754 -0.3786 197 1 54.96 2022-02-12
257. Imagine you were born without a memory. Who would you be? Yo... 51.56 0.9777 -0.3240 153 1 51.56 2022-02-12
258. The poor man determined to find another home, hoping that wh... 50.76 1.0296 -0.3860 129 1 50.76 2022-02-12
259. Higher and higher he climbed. His strength came from somewhe... 50.74 0.9926 -0.3493 284 1 50.74 2022-02-12
260. And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... 48.29 1.0165 -0.4042 392 1 48.29 2022-02-02
261. Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... 47.35 1.0152 -0.4149 192 1 47.35 2022-02-12
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