| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I ... |
96.89 |
1.1806 |
0.0810 |
75 |
1 |
96.89 |
2019-02-27 |
| 2. |
I had considered how the things that never happen are often ... |
96.18 |
1.1013 |
0.1576 |
134 |
1 |
96.18 |
2019-08-15 |
| 3. |
Cause the world might do me in. It's all right cause I'm wit... |
95.33 |
1.0596 |
0.1648 |
238 |
1 |
95.33 |
2023-09-04 |
| 4. |
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... |
95.21 |
1.1378 |
0.1082 |
144 |
1 |
95.21 |
2019-04-01 |
| 5. |
I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that... |
94.84 |
1.0380 |
0.1969 |
164 |
1 |
94.84 |
2019-03-01 |
| 6. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
94.70 |
1.0677 |
0.1734 |
239 |
1 |
94.70 |
2019-03-27 |
| 7. |
This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you ... |
94.18 |
0.9482 |
0.2963 |
220 |
1 |
94.18 |
2019-03-06 |
| 8. |
This is your last chance. After this there is no turning bac... |
93.59 |
1.0360 |
0.1874 |
316 |
1 |
93.59 |
2019-03-26 |
| 9. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
93.01 |
1.0732 |
0.1425 |
218 |
1 |
93.01 |
2019-04-02 |
| 10. |
We all have life storms, and when we get the rough times and... |
92.39 |
1.0824 |
0.1194 |
211 |
1 |
92.39 |
2023-09-04 |
| 11. |
With the money they earn they'll be able to buy more police ... |
91.70 |
1.1120 |
0.0894 |
198 |
1 |
91.70 |
2019-04-02 |
| 12. |
Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?... |
91.47 |
1.0232 |
0.1748 |
222 |
2 |
84.36 |
2019-04-02 |
| 13. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
91.43 |
1.0403 |
0.1782 |
193 |
1 |
91.43 |
2019-08-18 |
| 14. |
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it'... |
90.16 |
1.0515 |
0.1277 |
204 |
1 |
90.16 |
2019-03-28 |
| 15. |
Many introverted hackers who are next to inarticulate in per... |
89.96 |
0.9848 |
0.1962 |
287 |
2 |
81.22 |
2019-03-20 |
| 16. |
There before me was a woman who had finally, after all this ... |
89.76 |
1.0623 |
0.1126 |
246 |
1 |
89.76 |
2019-03-29 |
| 17. |
For every man there is a cause which he would gladly die for... |
89.64 |
1.0714 |
0.1001 |
242 |
1 |
89.64 |
2019-04-02 |
| 18. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
89.06 |
1.0168 |
0.1500 |
271 |
1 |
89.06 |
2019-06-21 |
| 19. |
When I was a child, I heard voices. Some would sing and some... |
88.75 |
1.0431 |
0.1178 |
399 |
1 |
88.75 |
2019-08-18 |
| 20. |
Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... |
88.60 |
1.0904 |
0.0676 |
215 |
1 |
88.60 |
2019-06-21 |
| 21. |
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and th... |
87.98 |
0.9605 |
0.2005 |
145 |
1 |
87.98 |
2019-03-27 |
| 22. |
In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... |
87.76 |
1.0603 |
0.0885 |
245 |
1 |
87.76 |
2019-03-19 |
| 23. |
You're right, Will. I can't do this proof. But you can and w... |
87.74 |
1.0485 |
0.0965 |
211 |
1 |
87.74 |
2019-04-01 |
| 24. |
Reach out for me and hold me tight. Hold that memory. Let my... |
87.53 |
1.0610 |
0.0841 |
302 |
1 |
87.53 |
2019-04-01 |
| 25. |
The following year, I left home to live in the school dormit... |
87.35 |
0.9806 |
0.1712 |
278 |
1 |
87.35 |
2019-04-01 |
| 26. |
The paraphrase of Goedel's Theorem says that for any record ... |
87.22 |
0.8982 |
0.2516 |
161 |
1 |
87.22 |
2019-03-27 |
| 27. |
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgi... |
87.16 |
1.0489 |
0.0911 |
248 |
1 |
87.16 |
2019-03-27 |
| 28. |
Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they... |
86.95 |
0.9701 |
0.1778 |
283 |
1 |
86.95 |
2019-04-02 |
| 29. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
86.72 |
1.0574 |
0.0743 |
206 |
1 |
86.72 |
2019-03-19 |
| 30. |
To feel it so like myself, indeed, so brotherly, made me rea... |
86.42 |
1.0161 |
0.1186 |
330 |
1 |
86.42 |
2019-03-27 |
| 31. |
Men, in as much as I am the reigning officer in charge here,... |
86.16 |
1.0262 |
0.1012 |
249 |
1 |
86.16 |
2019-08-15 |
| 32. |
Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one. Rememb... |
86.02 |
0.9803 |
0.1445 |
216 |
1 |
86.02 |
2019-04-01 |
| 33. |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and any... |
85.96 |
1.1213 |
0.0010 |
113 |
1 |
85.96 |
2019-03-19 |
| 34. |
It's a story of the goddess, and the boy she loves. A love s... |
85.84 |
1.0194 |
0.1067 |
303 |
1 |
85.84 |
2019-03-29 |
| 35. |
Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The firs... |
85.79 |
1.0245 |
0.1000 |
354 |
1 |
85.79 |
2019-03-27 |
| 36. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
85.22 |
0.9811 |
0.1360 |
290 |
1 |
85.22 |
2019-08-15 |
| 37. |
Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joi... |
85.18 |
1.1522 |
-0.0418 |
109 |
1 |
85.18 |
2019-03-22 |
| 38. |
In short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that ... |
85.14 |
1.0747 |
0.0417 |
253 |
1 |
85.14 |
2019-04-02 |
| 39. |
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,... |
85.05 |
1.0439 |
0.0717 |
219 |
1 |
85.05 |
2019-04-02 |
| 40. |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
84.99 |
1.0486 |
0.0622 |
235 |
1 |
84.99 |
2019-04-02 |
| 41. |
When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm ... |
84.80 |
1.0165 |
0.0931 |
310 |
1 |
84.80 |
2019-04-01 |
| 42. |
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Fou... |
84.76 |
0.9482 |
0.1731 |
281 |
1 |
84.76 |
2019-08-17 |
| 43. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
84.70 |
1.0610 |
0.0463 |
250 |
2 |
82.29 |
2019-03-19 |
| 44. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
84.64 |
0.9884 |
0.1213 |
233 |
1 |
84.64 |
2019-03-26 |
| 45. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
84.47 |
0.9275 |
0.1795 |
211 |
1 |
84.47 |
2019-04-02 |
| 46. |
He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him! This is... |
84.30 |
0.9762 |
0.1355 |
215 |
1 |
84.30 |
2019-03-22 |
| 47. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
84.21 |
1.0491 |
0.0526 |
205 |
1 |
84.21 |
2019-03-18 |
| 48. |
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but... |
83.97 |
1.0354 |
0.0541 |
159 |
1 |
83.97 |
2019-04-02 |
| 49. |
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if ... |
83.85 |
1.0250 |
0.0727 |
167 |
1 |
83.85 |
2019-04-02 |
| 50. |
All at once we were madly, clumsily, shamelessly, agonizingl... |
83.64 |
0.9178 |
0.1863 |
380 |
1 |
83.64 |
2019-03-27 |
| 51. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
83.46 |
1.0677 |
0.0568 |
284 |
1 |
83.46 |
2019-04-02 |
| 52. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
83.22 |
1.0294 |
0.0560 |
152 |
1 |
83.22 |
2019-08-18 |
| 53. |
Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Sa... |
83.21 |
0.9278 |
0.1671 |
169 |
1 |
83.21 |
2019-03-19 |
| 54. |
And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our... |
83.18 |
1.1131 |
-0.0278 |
237 |
1 |
83.18 |
2019-03-29 |
| 55. |
Maybe someday we can talk about our past and we can talk abo... |
83.14 |
1.0646 |
0.0203 |
162 |
2 |
78.45 |
2019-04-01 |
| 56. |
Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like s... |
83.10 |
0.9854 |
0.1137 |
455 |
1 |
83.10 |
2019-04-02 |
| 57. |
When you work as a spy, it's easy to think of people as asse... |
83.09 |
1.0120 |
0.0734 |
253 |
2 |
78.28 |
2019-04-02 |
| 58. |
A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which ... |
83.01 |
0.9447 |
0.1500 |
230 |
1 |
83.01 |
2019-04-01 |
| 59. |
I'm alive in a city in a country of the world. And I want to... |
83.01 |
1.0807 |
0.0063 |
362 |
1 |
83.01 |
2019-08-18 |
| 60. |
This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai... |
82.98 |
0.9663 |
0.1285 |
203 |
1 |
82.98 |
2019-03-14 |
| 61. |
Power doesn't have to show off. Power is confident, self-ass... |
82.81 |
0.9417 |
0.1435 |
164 |
1 |
82.81 |
2019-03-29 |
| 62. |
See, in the perfect world, I would be perfect, world. I don'... |
82.80 |
0.9811 |
0.1106 |
211 |
1 |
82.80 |
2019-03-18 |
| 63. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
82.78 |
1.0446 |
0.0389 |
233 |
1 |
82.78 |
2019-04-02 |
| 64. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
82.66 |
1.0334 |
0.0483 |
289 |
1 |
82.66 |
2019-03-27 |
| 65. |
Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It ... |
82.58 |
1.0419 |
0.0375 |
242 |
1 |
82.58 |
2019-04-01 |
| 66. |
I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge. I w... |
82.56 |
0.9619 |
0.1287 |
302 |
1 |
82.56 |
2019-03-27 |
| 67. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
82.55 |
1.0335 |
0.0462 |
294 |
1 |
82.55 |
2019-04-01 |
| 68. |
He did not know how long it took, but later he looked back o... |
82.41 |
1.0850 |
-0.0054 |
358 |
1 |
82.41 |
2019-04-02 |
| 69. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
82.26 |
1.0863 |
0.0271 |
210 |
1 |
82.26 |
2019-04-02 |
| 70. |
It was also a lot easier for online teachers to hold their s... |
82.02 |
0.9866 |
0.0905 |
253 |
1 |
82.02 |
2019-04-01 |
| 71. |
To be a poet is to have a soul so quick to discern, that no ... |
81.91 |
0.9491 |
0.1330 |
321 |
2 |
81.77 |
2019-04-02 |
| 72. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
81.89 |
1.0424 |
0.0305 |
171 |
1 |
81.89 |
2019-03-29 |
| 73. |
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... |
81.83 |
1.1293 |
-0.0630 |
136 |
1 |
81.83 |
2019-03-28 |
| 74. |
It's hard to believe that twenty years ago there were no per... |
81.82 |
0.9862 |
0.0959 |
321 |
1 |
81.82 |
2019-03-26 |
| 75. |
She would follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her hea... |
81.67 |
1.0913 |
-0.0237 |
223 |
1 |
81.67 |
2018-11-29 |
| 76. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
81.66 |
1.0063 |
0.0639 |
371 |
1 |
81.66 |
2019-03-29 |
| 77. |
There's no pretty way to put this. I grew up in the suburbs.... |
81.58 |
1.0260 |
0.0416 |
324 |
1 |
81.58 |
2019-03-26 |
| 78. |
It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that... |
81.31 |
0.9907 |
0.0715 |
210 |
1 |
81.31 |
2019-03-26 |
| 79. |
Far from being accidental details, the properties of nature'... |
81.21 |
1.0062 |
0.0574 |
138 |
1 |
81.21 |
2019-08-15 |
| 80. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
81.19 |
1.0109 |
0.0843 |
400 |
1 |
81.19 |
2019-03-01 |
| 81. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
81.16 |
1.0908 |
-0.0308 |
193 |
1 |
81.16 |
2019-04-02 |
| 82. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
81.09 |
1.0949 |
-0.0327 |
302 |
1 |
81.09 |
2019-03-27 |
| 83. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
81.07 |
1.0883 |
0.0054 |
303 |
1 |
81.07 |
2019-03-27 |
| 84. |
Everyone's creeping up to the money god, putting tongues whe... |
81.04 |
0.9831 |
0.0875 |
326 |
1 |
81.04 |
2019-03-27 |
| 85. |
I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine. All you ... |
80.67 |
1.0182 |
0.0360 |
307 |
1 |
80.67 |
2019-04-01 |
| 86. |
It so happened that during those days, among so many other c... |
80.52 |
1.0812 |
-0.0241 |
459 |
1 |
80.52 |
2019-04-01 |
| 87. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
80.34 |
1.0596 |
-0.0078 |
239 |
1 |
80.34 |
2018-11-29 |
| 88. |
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... |
80.33 |
1.0234 |
0.0240 |
290 |
1 |
80.33 |
2019-03-19 |
| 89. |
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones... |
80.31 |
1.0976 |
-0.0479 |
174 |
1 |
80.31 |
2019-03-19 |
| 90. |
The only thing we try to do here is show you how to make eff... |
80.28 |
1.0620 |
-0.0149 |
447 |
1 |
80.28 |
2019-03-27 |
| 91. |
Well, I'm afraid I'm still not with you, sir, because, I mea... |
80.23 |
0.9071 |
0.1498 |
247 |
1 |
80.23 |
2019-06-21 |
| 92. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
80.21 |
0.9372 |
0.1168 |
320 |
1 |
80.21 |
2019-04-01 |
| 93. |
Well, your hand is programmed over years to write letters a ... |
80.21 |
1.0241 |
0.0253 |
330 |
1 |
80.21 |
2019-04-02 |
| 94. |
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And I'll f... |
80.01 |
1.0203 |
0.0240 |
425 |
1 |
80.01 |
2019-03-14 |
| 95. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
79.97 |
1.0799 |
-0.0337 |
243 |
1 |
79.97 |
2019-04-10 |
| 96. |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate m... |
79.67 |
1.0033 |
0.0383 |
207 |
1 |
79.67 |
2019-03-14 |
| 97. |
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were pro... |
79.56 |
0.9223 |
0.1290 |
262 |
1 |
79.56 |
2019-08-15 |
| 98. |
By what right do you dare say that there's a superior few to... |
79.53 |
0.9891 |
0.0590 |
417 |
1 |
79.53 |
2019-03-27 |
| 99. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
79.42 |
1.0520 |
-0.0139 |
235 |
1 |
79.42 |
2019-03-28 |
| 100. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
79.39 |
1.0551 |
-0.0156 |
249 |
2 |
75.66 |
2019-08-15 |
| 101. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
79.28 |
1.1081 |
-0.0331 |
206 |
1 |
79.28 |
2019-03-27 |
| 102. |
In the early days of America, when men wore ruffles on their... |
79.19 |
1.0133 |
0.0237 |
354 |
1 |
79.19 |
2019-04-01 |
| 103. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
79.19 |
0.9650 |
0.0717 |
226 |
2 |
75.45 |
2019-03-06 |
| 104. |
Late night watching television. But how'd we get in this pos... |
79.16 |
0.9621 |
0.0790 |
202 |
1 |
79.16 |
2019-03-20 |
| 105. |
Let's say life is this square of the sidewalk. We're born at... |
79.14 |
0.9723 |
0.0744 |
433 |
1 |
79.14 |
2019-03-27 |
| 106. |
No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everyth... |
79.10 |
0.9299 |
0.1134 |
327 |
1 |
79.10 |
2019-03-20 |
| 107. |
Only the silent, sleepy, staring houses in the backwoods can... |
79.00 |
1.0481 |
-0.0146 |
309 |
1 |
79.00 |
2019-03-26 |
| 108. |
There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do ... |
78.96 |
0.9415 |
0.0997 |
276 |
1 |
78.96 |
2019-03-27 |
| 109. |
Don't you see? What these two people, who are such geniuses ... |
78.94 |
1.0183 |
0.0111 |
292 |
1 |
78.94 |
2019-03-27 |
| 110. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
78.86 |
1.0282 |
0.0067 |
226 |
1 |
78.86 |
2019-03-26 |
| 111. |
Hello, welcome to Skype call testing service. After the beep... |
78.84 |
0.9150 |
0.1274 |
139 |
1 |
78.84 |
2019-03-18 |
| 112. |
Before he leaves the camp he stops. He scans the world outsi... |
78.83 |
1.0516 |
-0.0225 |
276 |
1 |
78.83 |
2018-11-12 |
| 113. |
Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening car... |
78.81 |
1.0532 |
-0.0238 |
394 |
2 |
76.79 |
2019-04-01 |
| 114. |
She may be the face I can't forget. The trace of pleasure or... |
78.72 |
1.0289 |
-0.0002 |
252 |
1 |
78.72 |
2019-03-27 |
| 115. |
Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely. We filled it ... |
78.70 |
1.0211 |
0.0064 |
161 |
1 |
78.70 |
2019-03-26 |
| 116. |
Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling ... |
78.69 |
0.9676 |
0.0713 |
361 |
1 |
78.69 |
2019-03-27 |
| 117. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
78.67 |
0.9964 |
0.0337 |
203 |
2 |
75.41 |
2019-03-27 |
| 118. |
First of all, let's stop pretending that everyone can or sho... |
78.65 |
1.0239 |
0.0056 |
351 |
1 |
78.65 |
2019-04-01 |
| 119. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
78.58 |
1.0086 |
0.0213 |
240 |
1 |
78.58 |
2019-04-01 |
| 120. |
And if you went to war again, who would it be against? Your ... |
78.50 |
0.9441 |
0.0936 |
582 |
2 |
77.84 |
2019-04-02 |
| 121. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
78.49 |
1.0462 |
-0.0180 |
158 |
1 |
78.49 |
2019-04-01 |
| 122. |
Mario! I hate to bother you while you're resting, but I want... |
78.47 |
0.9024 |
0.1354 |
259 |
1 |
78.47 |
2019-04-01 |
| 123. |
There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions r... |
78.38 |
1.0387 |
-0.0155 |
200 |
1 |
78.38 |
2019-04-02 |
| 124. |
Morning has broken like the first morning, blackbird has spo... |
78.25 |
1.0408 |
-0.0183 |
180 |
1 |
78.25 |
2019-03-27 |
| 125. |
Anything high-tech, you can break into. With a radio, you ca... |
78.22 |
1.0530 |
-0.0314 |
376 |
2 |
70.79 |
2019-03-20 |
| 126. |
I'm a beatbox rocker. And you're dancing to my beat. I'm a b... |
78.20 |
0.9563 |
0.0739 |
208 |
1 |
78.20 |
2019-03-26 |
| 127. |
The portly client puffed out his chest with an appearance of... |
78.19 |
0.9672 |
0.0681 |
437 |
1 |
78.19 |
2019-04-01 |
| 128. |
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you th... |
78.16 |
0.9637 |
0.0672 |
241 |
2 |
72.15 |
2019-04-02 |
| 129. |
Memories, even your most precious ones, fade surprisingly qu... |
78.10 |
0.9988 |
0.0195 |
155 |
1 |
78.10 |
2019-03-18 |
| 130. |
If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's n... |
78.08 |
0.9556 |
0.0747 |
354 |
1 |
78.08 |
2019-03-20 |
| 131. |
Anyway, it's best not to think about them, as if you do it m... |
78.05 |
1.0542 |
-0.0312 |
442 |
1 |
78.05 |
2019-03-14 |
| 132. |
Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, ... |
78.04 |
0.9773 |
0.0528 |
372 |
1 |
78.04 |
2019-03-26 |
| 133. |
And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think th... |
78.00 |
0.9583 |
0.0655 |
153 |
1 |
78.00 |
2019-03-26 |
| 134. |
I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a ma... |
77.87 |
0.9813 |
0.0370 |
225 |
1 |
77.87 |
2019-04-02 |
| 135. |
It's hard to believe when your mind is lost and in need, and... |
77.82 |
1.0551 |
-0.0387 |
349 |
1 |
77.82 |
2019-04-01 |
| 136. |
One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible ... |
77.77 |
1.0471 |
-0.0275 |
429 |
1 |
77.77 |
2019-03-01 |
| 137. |
There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very stran... |
77.76 |
1.0499 |
-0.0361 |
248 |
1 |
77.76 |
2019-03-19 |
| 138. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
77.65 |
1.0529 |
-0.0350 |
200 |
1 |
77.65 |
2019-03-29 |
| 139. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
77.61 |
1.0214 |
-0.0064 |
166 |
1 |
77.61 |
2019-04-02 |
| 140. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
77.59 |
1.0141 |
0.0358 |
381 |
1 |
77.59 |
2019-04-02 |
| 141. |
Helping people better manage their upsetting feelings - ange... |
77.30 |
0.9351 |
0.0869 |
369 |
1 |
77.30 |
2019-03-27 |
| 142. |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vo... |
77.25 |
0.8338 |
0.1853 |
104 |
1 |
77.25 |
2019-03-20 |
| 143. |
What good are prayers and shrines to a person mad with love?... |
77.16 |
1.0373 |
-0.0280 |
170 |
1 |
77.16 |
2019-03-20 |
| 144. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
77.09 |
0.9986 |
0.0108 |
283 |
1 |
77.09 |
2019-03-26 |
| 145. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
77.04 |
0.9289 |
0.0800 |
204 |
1 |
77.04 |
2019-04-01 |
| 146. |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... |
77.03 |
0.9302 |
0.0830 |
120 |
1 |
77.03 |
2019-03-19 |
| 147. |
Let me get two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburge... |
77.00 |
0.9487 |
0.0723 |
801 |
1 |
77.00 |
2019-04-02 |
| 148. |
And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob a... |
76.95 |
0.9723 |
0.0442 |
355 |
1 |
76.95 |
2019-03-19 |
| 149. |
Now, in a perfect world, I probably won't be insensitive. Co... |
76.95 |
0.9576 |
0.0569 |
232 |
1 |
76.95 |
2019-03-27 |
| 150. |
Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Ke... |
76.94 |
0.9799 |
0.0365 |
404 |
1 |
76.94 |
2019-03-28 |
| 151. |
I just don't see what purpose is it going to serve your goin... |
76.91 |
0.9527 |
0.0574 |
257 |
1 |
76.91 |
2019-03-20 |
| 152. |
HAL, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission, in... |
76.84 |
0.9562 |
0.0595 |
316 |
1 |
76.84 |
2019-02-27 |
| 153. |
There's nothing as significant as a human face. Nor as eloqu... |
76.84 |
0.9619 |
0.0519 |
252 |
1 |
76.84 |
2019-04-01 |
| 154. |
He also swore himself by a binding oath that whatever wife h... |
76.83 |
1.0304 |
-0.0231 |
162 |
1 |
76.83 |
2019-03-28 |
| 155. |
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very hum... |
76.75 |
0.9687 |
0.0447 |
396 |
2 |
76.45 |
2019-04-02 |
| 156. |
Shakedown nineteen seven nine, cool kids never have the time... |
76.74 |
0.9605 |
0.0515 |
240 |
1 |
76.74 |
2019-08-19 |
| 157. |
Considering the marvelous complexity of the universe, its cl... |
76.73 |
0.9512 |
0.0613 |
401 |
1 |
76.73 |
2019-02-27 |
| 158. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
76.70 |
1.0028 |
0.0014 |
203 |
1 |
76.70 |
2019-03-06 |
| 159. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
76.61 |
0.9429 |
0.0604 |
287 |
1 |
76.61 |
2019-04-02 |
| 160. |
Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's ... |
76.41 |
1.0996 |
-0.1034 |
186 |
1 |
76.41 |
2019-03-29 |
| 161. |
Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now... |
76.34 |
1.0632 |
-0.0656 |
258 |
1 |
76.34 |
2019-03-19 |
| 162. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
76.18 |
0.9723 |
0.0262 |
364 |
1 |
76.18 |
2019-03-29 |
| 163. |
Science isn't about "why." It's about "why not." Why is so m... |
76.18 |
0.9300 |
0.0752 |
256 |
1 |
76.18 |
2019-03-26 |
| 164. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
76.00 |
1.0472 |
-0.0541 |
163 |
1 |
76.00 |
2019-03-27 |
| 165. |
I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from th... |
75.98 |
1.0238 |
-0.0289 |
314 |
1 |
75.98 |
2019-03-28 |
| 166. |
The procedure for dealing with rigid body kinetics problems ... |
75.91 |
0.9398 |
0.0629 |
328 |
1 |
75.91 |
2019-04-01 |
| 167. |
A spaceship from another star. They ask me where all the peo... |
75.86 |
1.0141 |
-0.0267 |
186 |
1 |
75.86 |
2019-03-19 |
| 168. |
I ran out of tears when I was 18, so nobody made me but the ... |
75.84 |
0.9527 |
0.0479 |
162 |
1 |
75.84 |
2019-03-27 |
| 169. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
75.75 |
0.9786 |
0.0136 |
235 |
1 |
75.75 |
2019-03-29 |
| 170. |
I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or e... |
75.74 |
1.0534 |
-0.0653 |
301 |
1 |
75.74 |
2018-11-29 |
| 171. |
He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturd... |
75.73 |
0.9176 |
0.0825 |
276 |
1 |
75.73 |
2019-04-02 |
| 172. |
In a way fighting was just like using magic. You said the wo... |
75.64 |
1.0648 |
-0.0797 |
237 |
1 |
75.64 |
2019-03-19 |
| 173. |
Clinging to a shaky line, insecure about what I will see. Mo... |
75.58 |
0.9414 |
0.0536 |
200 |
1 |
75.58 |
2019-03-19 |
| 174. |
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd... |
75.46 |
1.0364 |
-0.0519 |
202 |
1 |
75.46 |
2019-03-27 |
| 175. |
I'm just not the guy for you. I mean, you need a guy who's h... |
75.24 |
1.0574 |
-0.0767 |
207 |
1 |
75.24 |
2018-11-29 |
| 176. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. |
75.12 |
1.1855 |
-0.2146 |
54 |
1 |
75.12 |
2019-03-27 |
| 177. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
75.04 |
0.9936 |
0.0133 |
227 |
1 |
75.04 |
2019-03-20 |
| 178. |
Oh, dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderd... |
74.99 |
0.9383 |
0.0522 |
212 |
1 |
74.99 |
2019-04-10 |
| 179. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
74.97 |
0.9936 |
-0.0118 |
311 |
1 |
74.97 |
2019-03-29 |
| 180. |
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem har... |
74.93 |
0.9507 |
0.0418 |
528 |
1 |
74.93 |
2019-02-27 |
| 181. |
You held me down, but I got up, already brushing off the dus... |
74.92 |
1.0149 |
-0.0384 |
234 |
1 |
74.92 |
2019-04-02 |
| 182. |
I'll light the fire, you place the flowers in the vase that ... |
74.89 |
1.0615 |
-0.0919 |
197 |
1 |
74.89 |
2019-02-27 |
| 183. |
In the beginning there was only a small amount of injustice ... |
74.87 |
1.0375 |
-0.0546 |
224 |
1 |
74.87 |
2019-03-26 |
| 184. |
Somewhere over the rainbow way up high, there's a land that ... |
74.86 |
0.9581 |
0.0303 |
461 |
1 |
74.86 |
2019-03-07 |
| 185. |
The upper class in the United States is a small, exclusive g... |
74.85 |
0.9264 |
0.0641 |
577 |
1 |
74.85 |
2019-03-27 |
| 186. |
I still think about the letter you asked me to write. It nag... |
74.81 |
1.0835 |
-0.1056 |
356 |
1 |
74.81 |
2019-03-19 |
| 187. |
Stupid human propaganda! The very concept of a superior alie... |
74.75 |
0.8667 |
0.1188 |
182 |
1 |
74.75 |
2019-03-26 |
| 188. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
74.67 |
0.9155 |
0.1081 |
168 |
1 |
74.67 |
2019-03-29 |
| 189. |
You found something else. In that cell you found something t... |
74.65 |
1.0357 |
-0.0608 |
267 |
1 |
74.65 |
2019-03-20 |
| 190. |
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me, but my h... |
74.52 |
1.0366 |
-0.0644 |
202 |
1 |
74.52 |
2019-03-19 |
| 191. |
It is impossible for me to ignore that you're in a different... |
74.48 |
0.9476 |
0.0353 |
319 |
1 |
74.48 |
2019-04-01 |
| 192. |
To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all ... |
74.42 |
1.0211 |
-0.0521 |
219 |
1 |
74.42 |
2019-04-01 |
| 193. |
Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part. N... |
74.25 |
0.9612 |
0.0168 |
154 |
1 |
74.25 |
2019-03-28 |
| 194. |
Fangs are very rarely mentioned in the literature; they're m... |
74.22 |
0.9704 |
0.0066 |
254 |
1 |
74.22 |
2019-03-26 |
| 195. |
Human history, like all great movements, was cyclical, and r... |
74.08 |
0.9491 |
0.0300 |
479 |
2 |
69.52 |
2019-03-18 |
| 196. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
73.99 |
0.9603 |
0.0077 |
165 |
1 |
73.99 |
2019-03-19 |
| 197. |
The thin line winding through the deserts of Alta and Baja C... |
73.74 |
0.8652 |
0.1086 |
338 |
1 |
73.74 |
2019-03-27 |
| 198. |
Sun Tzu said: In the practical art of war, the best thing of... |
73.74 |
0.9446 |
0.0267 |
300 |
1 |
73.74 |
2019-04-01 |
| 199. |
You know, Devin, the way I see it, and hey, I'm no intellige... |
73.70 |
0.9587 |
0.0137 |
442 |
1 |
73.70 |
2019-03-26 |
| 200. |
If you know what you're worth then go out and get what you'r... |
73.67 |
1.0239 |
-0.0633 |
272 |
1 |
73.67 |
2019-03-28 |
| 201. |
I don't understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I underst... |
73.61 |
0.9775 |
-0.0067 |
572 |
1 |
73.61 |
2019-04-02 |
| 202. |
Tables. Tables are made so a person can sit down and do some... |
73.57 |
0.9541 |
0.0189 |
604 |
1 |
73.57 |
2019-03-14 |
| 203. |
I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got t... |
73.55 |
1.0549 |
-0.0970 |
202 |
1 |
73.55 |
2019-03-14 |
| 204. |
Well, I'd learned one thing in advanced math class. I'd lear... |
73.53 |
0.9424 |
0.0234 |
161 |
1 |
73.53 |
2019-03-14 |
| 205. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
73.46 |
0.9923 |
-0.0307 |
308 |
1 |
73.46 |
2019-03-18 |
| 206. |
I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before t... |
73.34 |
1.0189 |
-0.0591 |
378 |
1 |
73.34 |
2019-03-19 |
| 207. |
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of... |
73.29 |
0.8981 |
0.0722 |
490 |
2 |
72.16 |
2019-03-27 |
| 208. |
The old man told us to go back to other parts of the yard, b... |
73.15 |
1.0572 |
-0.0998 |
263 |
1 |
73.15 |
2019-03-14 |
| 209. |
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that y... |
73.01 |
0.9213 |
0.0388 |
168 |
1 |
73.01 |
2019-04-01 |
| 210. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
73.00 |
1.0254 |
-0.0755 |
163 |
1 |
73.00 |
2017-11-07 |
| 211. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
72.97 |
0.9651 |
0.0236 |
389 |
1 |
72.97 |
2019-03-19 |
| 212. |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... |
72.96 |
0.9496 |
0.0128 |
295 |
1 |
72.96 |
2019-03-19 |
| 213. |
It was the same kind of ominous voice; but these men could b... |
72.92 |
0.9660 |
-0.0045 |
235 |
1 |
72.92 |
2019-03-21 |
| 214. |
Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerou... |
72.86 |
0.8717 |
0.0885 |
205 |
1 |
72.86 |
2019-03-19 |
| 215. |
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room,... |
72.80 |
0.8934 |
0.0628 |
202 |
1 |
72.80 |
2019-04-01 |
| 216. |
It is known that many of the germs which cause diseases cann... |
72.77 |
1.0309 |
-0.0786 |
483 |
1 |
72.77 |
2019-02-22 |
| 217. |
Moon river, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style som... |
72.71 |
0.9510 |
0.0091 |
316 |
1 |
72.71 |
2019-03-14 |
| 218. |
This is H.V. Kaltenborn speaking. Half of official Washingto... |
72.70 |
0.9553 |
0.0059 |
464 |
1 |
72.70 |
2019-03-19 |
| 219. |
The foibles of politics and the march of time can turn frien... |
72.50 |
0.9325 |
0.0255 |
493 |
1 |
72.50 |
2019-03-20 |
| 220. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
72.47 |
1.0462 |
-0.0988 |
231 |
1 |
72.47 |
2019-03-19 |
| 221. |
Seeing someone lose it like that. You know, it reminded me o... |
72.35 |
1.0257 |
-0.0832 |
260 |
1 |
72.35 |
2019-03-27 |
| 222. |
Lister: I'm just saying there's 79 more days to go. Kryten: ... |
72.21 |
0.8741 |
0.0806 |
576 |
1 |
72.21 |
2019-03-29 |
| 223. |
What distinguished Ellington from most of his contemporaries... |
72.05 |
0.9416 |
0.0113 |
250 |
1 |
72.05 |
2019-03-01 |
| 224. |
It's a sad, sad situation, and it's getting more and more ab... |
72.04 |
0.9286 |
0.0179 |
151 |
1 |
72.04 |
2019-02-27 |
| 225. |
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... |
71.95 |
1.0261 |
-0.0811 |
335 |
1 |
71.95 |
2019-02-26 |
| 226. |
Bacteria may be conveniently grouped under two heads: those ... |
71.90 |
0.9391 |
0.0118 |
552 |
1 |
71.90 |
2019-03-06 |
| 227. |
Mostly, they talked about death. They agreed that being buri... |
71.90 |
0.9446 |
0.0066 |
462 |
1 |
71.90 |
2019-03-18 |
| 228. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
71.82 |
1.0216 |
-0.0858 |
302 |
1 |
71.82 |
2019-03-18 |
| 229. |
The amount of spent nuclear fuel and plutonium is increasing... |
71.78 |
0.9605 |
-0.0124 |
270 |
1 |
71.78 |
2019-02-27 |
| 230. |
You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down f... |
71.77 |
0.8554 |
0.0918 |
237 |
1 |
71.77 |
2019-03-29 |
| 231. |
Well you know she hates to travel. Besides we decided this w... |
71.77 |
0.9080 |
0.0408 |
223 |
1 |
71.77 |
2019-03-21 |
| 232. |
We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, ... |
71.74 |
0.9510 |
-0.0041 |
299 |
1 |
71.74 |
2019-02-26 |
| 233. |
Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, you... |
71.67 |
0.8875 |
0.0576 |
155 |
1 |
71.67 |
2019-03-18 |
| 234. |
Here's what's problematic: You don't even know where your bo... |
71.52 |
0.9384 |
0.0048 |
253 |
1 |
71.52 |
2019-03-19 |
| 235. |
Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... |
71.48 |
0.9338 |
0.0092 |
315 |
1 |
71.48 |
2019-03-19 |
| 236. |
I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone. Al... |
71.44 |
1.0200 |
-0.0969 |
157 |
1 |
71.44 |
2019-02-26 |
| 237. |
People running everywhere, don't know the way to go, don't k... |
71.38 |
1.0625 |
-0.1320 |
217 |
1 |
71.38 |
2019-03-19 |
| 238. |
With gene therapy, we can remove those genes which we know m... |
71.10 |
1.0369 |
-0.1067 |
195 |
1 |
71.10 |
2019-03-01 |
| 239. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
71.09 |
0.9755 |
-0.0495 |
126 |
1 |
71.09 |
2019-02-27 |
| 240. |
Crying wolf? You listen to me, you idiot! My child is sick. ... |
71.08 |
0.9475 |
-0.0105 |
237 |
1 |
71.08 |
2019-03-27 |
| 241. |
I took her to a supermarket. I don't know why, but I had to ... |
71.03 |
0.8703 |
0.0647 |
303 |
1 |
71.03 |
2019-04-01 |
| 242. |
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... |
71.00 |
0.9605 |
-0.0323 |
292 |
1 |
71.00 |
2019-03-06 |
| 243. |
Dear Theodosia, what to say to you? You have my eyes, you ha... |
70.93 |
0.9771 |
-0.0433 |
218 |
1 |
70.93 |
2019-03-26 |
| 244. |
Your political future? Why, I bought it for you. I gave it t... |
70.82 |
0.9539 |
-0.0200 |
238 |
1 |
70.82 |
2018-11-29 |
| 245. |
You have saved me. Rin your soul, which has traveled the Ton... |
70.26 |
0.8974 |
0.0295 |
311 |
1 |
70.26 |
2019-03-29 |
| 246. |
Welcome to Twin Peaks. My name is Margaret Lanterman. I live... |
70.26 |
0.9326 |
-0.0060 |
439 |
1 |
70.26 |
2019-03-01 |
| 247. |
Seen about a million roads. I've done the bong to Tokyo. I'v... |
70.25 |
0.9613 |
-0.0317 |
387 |
1 |
70.25 |
2019-03-01 |
| 248. |
For thirty years, I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad... |
70.23 |
0.9146 |
0.0097 |
305 |
1 |
70.23 |
2019-03-19 |
| 249. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
70.11 |
0.9045 |
0.0136 |
235 |
1 |
70.11 |
2019-02-26 |
| 250. |
The second component necessary for expressing ourselves is f... |
70.09 |
0.9134 |
0.0146 |
479 |
1 |
70.09 |
2019-03-14 |
| 251. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
70.03 |
0.9907 |
-0.0455 |
397 |
1 |
70.03 |
2018-11-12 |
| 252. |
People's beliefs about their abilities have a profound effec... |
69.99 |
0.9605 |
-0.0366 |
328 |
1 |
69.99 |
2019-03-19 |
| 253. |
Can we love until there's nothing left and we're collecting ... |
69.94 |
0.9575 |
-0.0347 |
375 |
1 |
69.94 |
2019-03-07 |
| 254. |
The journey to greatness starts with looking inside ourselve... |
69.88 |
1.0507 |
-0.1366 |
452 |
1 |
69.88 |
2019-03-01 |
| 255. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
69.85 |
1.0261 |
-0.0807 |
410 |
1 |
69.85 |
2019-03-20 |
| 256. |
Technical analysis is essentially the making and interpretin... |
69.79 |
0.9098 |
-0.0032 |
179 |
1 |
69.79 |
2019-02-26 |
| 257. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
69.79 |
1.0203 |
-0.0798 |
400 |
1 |
69.79 |
2019-02-26 |
| 258. |
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm. Evey: Who are you? ... |
69.71 |
0.8661 |
0.0546 |
323 |
1 |
69.71 |
2019-03-19 |
| 259. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
69.42 |
0.9216 |
0.0235 |
255 |
1 |
69.42 |
2019-03-07 |
| 260. |
I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not fo... |
69.12 |
1.0540 |
-0.1541 |
260 |
1 |
69.12 |
2019-02-26 |
| 261. |
Look! If you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize ever... |
68.86 |
0.8883 |
0.0162 |
141 |
1 |
68.86 |
2019-03-01 |
| 262. |
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and ba... |
68.77 |
1.0663 |
-0.1704 |
264 |
1 |
68.77 |
2019-03-18 |
| 263. |
'The counsel of Gandalf was not founded on foreknowledge of ... |
68.65 |
0.8736 |
0.0312 |
209 |
1 |
68.65 |
2019-03-27 |
| 264. |
My mother had to abandon her quest, but managed to extract f... |
68.40 |
1.0070 |
-0.1141 |
205 |
1 |
68.40 |
2019-03-27 |
| 265. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
68.36 |
0.9925 |
-0.0605 |
247 |
1 |
68.36 |
2019-03-26 |
| 266. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
68.36 |
0.9597 |
-0.0636 |
347 |
1 |
68.36 |
2018-11-29 |
| 267. |
His gaze is from the passing of bars so exhausted that it do... |
68.30 |
0.9887 |
-0.0857 |
519 |
1 |
68.30 |
2018-11-29 |
| 268. |
Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind thinking I can see throug... |
67.38 |
0.9610 |
-0.0842 |
191 |
1 |
67.38 |
2019-04-01 |
| 269. |
These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or... |
67.11 |
0.9355 |
-0.0526 |
250 |
1 |
67.11 |
2019-03-01 |
| 270. |
Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... |
66.16 |
0.9852 |
-0.1195 |
216 |
1 |
66.16 |
2019-02-27 |
| 271. |
Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An ... |
66.04 |
0.9053 |
-0.0327 |
316 |
1 |
66.04 |
2019-03-18 |
| 272. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
65.77 |
0.9657 |
-0.1097 |
44 |
1 |
65.77 |
2019-03-27 |
| 273. |
Monsters are closing in! Throw your pack against them and pu... |
65.57 |
0.9692 |
-0.1048 |
260 |
1 |
65.57 |
2019-03-01 |
| 274. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
65.24 |
1.0091 |
-0.1577 |
172 |
1 |
65.24 |
2019-03-27 |
| 275. |
In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bri... |
65.02 |
0.8617 |
-0.0061 |
163 |
1 |
65.02 |
2019-03-07 |
| 276. |
And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mi... |
64.82 |
1.0524 |
-0.2097 |
192 |
1 |
64.82 |
2019-03-18 |
| 277. |
You know I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wai... |
64.75 |
0.9418 |
-0.0909 |
160 |
1 |
64.75 |
2018-11-12 |
| 278. |
"I will always speak the truth to you, Herb Asher," the boy ... |
64.61 |
0.9078 |
-0.0570 |
434 |
1 |
64.61 |
2019-03-14 |
| 279. |
Anyone seen this before? The Laffer curve. Anyone know what ... |
64.09 |
0.8331 |
0.0136 |
331 |
1 |
64.09 |
2019-02-26 |
| 280. |
I say to man in shop "Is rat." He say "No, no, no. Is a spec... |
63.81 |
0.7574 |
0.0826 |
169 |
1 |
63.81 |
2019-03-19 |
| 281. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
63.61 |
1.0604 |
-0.1961 |
260 |
1 |
63.61 |
2019-03-01 |
| 282. |
The matter between the stars is collectively termed the inte... |
63.11 |
0.9377 |
-0.1038 |
346 |
1 |
63.11 |
2019-03-01 |
| 283. |
The story of his career shows that Augustus was indeed ruthl... |
62.87 |
0.9053 |
-0.0756 |
366 |
1 |
62.87 |
2019-03-01 |
| 284. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
62.71 |
1.0483 |
-0.2309 |
227 |
1 |
62.71 |
2019-02-26 |
| 285. |
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji D... |
62.66 |
0.7558 |
0.0733 |
235 |
1 |
62.66 |
2019-03-01 |
| 286. |
You were as blind to Him as your footprints in the ashes, bu... |
62.29 |
0.9772 |
-0.1565 |
506 |
1 |
62.29 |
2019-03-01 |
| 287. |
If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've com... |
61.59 |
1.0594 |
-0.2569 |
436 |
1 |
61.59 |
2017-11-07 |
| 288. |
Within their world, games afford respect and sustenance and ... |
61.53 |
0.8965 |
-0.0839 |
229 |
1 |
61.53 |
2019-03-18 |
| 289. |
I have felt as bleak as I've felt since puberty, and have fi... |
61.22 |
0.9271 |
-0.1204 |
145 |
1 |
61.22 |
2019-03-01 |
| 290. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
61.03 |
0.9351 |
-0.1391 |
190 |
1 |
61.03 |
2019-02-27 |
| 291. |
Dear Sushie, You followed Mario, didn't you? How are you doi... |
60.95 |
0.9460 |
-0.1446 |
278 |
1 |
60.95 |
2018-11-29 |
| 292. |
I'm a cop - I'm good at reading people - so I know I can tru... |
60.90 |
0.9516 |
-0.1510 |
281 |
1 |
60.90 |
2019-03-01 |
| 293. |
IBM is like Switzerland: conservative, a little dull, yet pr... |
60.84 |
0.8929 |
-0.0909 |
200 |
1 |
60.84 |
2019-02-26 |
| 294. |
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you se... |
60.10 |
0.9244 |
-0.1311 |
554 |
1 |
60.10 |
2019-03-18 |
| 295. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
59.76 |
0.9636 |
-0.1833 |
254 |
1 |
59.76 |
2018-11-12 |
| 296. |
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filmin... |
59.54 |
0.8808 |
-0.0988 |
183 |
1 |
59.54 |
2018-11-12 |
| 297. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
58.79 |
1.0201 |
-0.2518 |
303 |
1 |
58.79 |
2018-11-12 |
| 298. |
That's too bad, I said lunch meet. You want a drink? Lose th... |
58.65 |
0.9436 |
-0.1725 |
415 |
1 |
58.65 |
2019-02-26 |
| 299. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
58.64 |
0.9790 |
-0.1750 |
311 |
1 |
58.64 |
2019-02-22 |
| 300. |
You boys are in so much trouble. I can't leave you alone for... |
58.60 |
1.0702 |
-0.3102 |
325 |
1 |
58.60 |
2019-02-26 |
| 301. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
58.24 |
0.9168 |
-0.1574 |
240 |
1 |
58.24 |
2019-03-01 |
| 302. |
Beautiful railway bridge of the silv'ry Tay. Alas! I am very... |
57.82 |
0.8717 |
-0.1089 |
192 |
1 |
57.82 |
2019-02-26 |
| 303. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
57.50 |
0.9293 |
-0.1786 |
355 |
1 |
57.50 |
2019-02-26 |
| 304. |
Tyrone: "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats." Vinny... |
57.09 |
0.7732 |
-0.0317 |
209 |
1 |
57.09 |
2019-03-18 |
| 305. |
Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. T... |
56.16 |
0.9340 |
-0.2003 |
183 |
1 |
56.16 |
2019-03-18 |
| 306. |
So let me get this straight. Wait, I'm the rookie? But my fe... |
55.28 |
0.9115 |
-0.1836 |
196 |
1 |
55.28 |
2018-11-12 |
| 307. |
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn... |
55.24 |
0.9130 |
-0.1855 |
186 |
1 |
55.24 |
2019-03-01 |
| 308. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
54.91 |
1.0565 |
-0.3416 |
247 |
1 |
54.91 |
2015-09-22 |
| 309. |
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song. I can sure kick your... |
54.51 |
0.8687 |
-0.1504 |
200 |
1 |
54.51 |
2019-03-18 |
| 310. |
I'm broke but I'm happy. I'm poor but I'm kind. I'm short bu... |
53.98 |
0.8866 |
-0.1794 |
315 |
1 |
53.98 |
2019-02-26 |
| 311. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
51.74 |
1.0294 |
-0.3548 |
206 |
1 |
51.74 |
2015-09-22 |
| 312. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
51.01 |
1.0768 |
-0.3735 |
295 |
1 |
51.01 |
2015-09-22 |
| 313. |
My name is Harvey Pekar - that's an unusual name - Harvey Pe... |
46.33 |
0.8923 |
-0.2808 |
246 |
1 |
46.33 |
2017-11-07 |
| 314. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
43.81 |
1.0270 |
-0.4218 |
255 |
1 |
43.81 |
2015-09-22 |
| 315. |
He prevailed upon Cradossk's majordomo; an obsequious Twi'le... |
41.76 |
0.8255 |
-0.2744 |
192 |
1 |
41.76 |
2019-03-18 |