| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
If at some point in life, you made a mistake or keep failing... |
138.25 |
1.0248 |
0.2431 |
322 |
1 |
138.25 |
2022-07-24 |
| 2. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
137.31 |
1.0797 |
0.1824 |
210 |
2 |
121.14 |
2012-12-30 |
| 3. |
Thousands of groups exist to influence government. Among the... |
136.33 |
0.9332 |
0.3297 |
299 |
1 |
136.33 |
2017-08-04 |
| 4. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
132.86 |
1.0316 |
0.1909 |
333 |
2 |
127.70 |
2022-08-04 |
| 5. |
I remember it Ed, that story you told me, came clear back to... |
130.19 |
1.0517 |
0.1441 |
379 |
1 |
130.19 |
2022-07-16 |
| 6. |
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is... |
129.36 |
1.0329 |
0.1518 |
293 |
1 |
129.36 |
2022-07-24 |
| 7. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
129.15 |
1.0534 |
0.1342 |
357 |
4 |
110.92 |
2015-04-03 |
| 8. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
128.29 |
1.0261 |
0.1531 |
273 |
2 |
119.11 |
2015-04-03 |
| 9. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
128.25 |
1.0125 |
0.1669 |
224 |
2 |
116.19 |
2016-08-11 |
| 10. |
I don't want you to think of this as just a film - some proc... |
128.10 |
0.9967 |
0.1839 |
412 |
1 |
128.10 |
2022-07-18 |
| 11. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
128.03 |
1.0358 |
0.1771 |
349 |
1 |
128.03 |
2013-07-25 |
| 12. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
126.79 |
0.9997 |
0.1681 |
382 |
2 |
117.15 |
2022-07-16 |
| 13. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
126.77 |
1.1296 |
0.0689 |
252 |
2 |
121.22 |
2013-07-25 |
| 14. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
126.61 |
1.0261 |
0.1700 |
410 |
2 |
120.07 |
2011-11-16 |
| 15. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
126.52 |
1.0774 |
0.1142 |
304 |
1 |
126.52 |
2012-12-28 |
| 16. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
126.42 |
1.0227 |
0.1418 |
272 |
1 |
126.42 |
2022-07-18 |
| 17. |
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... |
126.41 |
1.0482 |
0.1123 |
151 |
1 |
126.41 |
2022-07-24 |
| 18. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
125.77 |
1.0254 |
0.1777 |
217 |
1 |
125.77 |
2011-11-16 |
| 19. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
125.30 |
1.0349 |
0.1175 |
234 |
3 |
118.25 |
2015-08-31 |
| 20. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
124.91 |
0.9805 |
0.1703 |
292 |
2 |
115.86 |
2013-04-07 |
| 21. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
124.89 |
1.0429 |
0.1048 |
259 |
1 |
124.89 |
2012-12-28 |
| 22. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
124.16 |
1.0545 |
0.1207 |
416 |
1 |
124.16 |
2012-12-28 |
| 23. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
124.15 |
1.0788 |
0.0605 |
171 |
2 |
118.35 |
2013-07-25 |
| 24. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
123.55 |
1.0799 |
0.0549 |
243 |
2 |
119.23 |
2009-02-24 |
| 25. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
123.53 |
1.0203 |
0.1175 |
261 |
2 |
110.11 |
2012-12-28 |
| 26. |
Robbers never strike at the homes of the poor; private wealt... |
123.47 |
0.9798 |
0.1644 |
209 |
1 |
123.47 |
2020-07-08 |
| 27. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
123.02 |
1.1323 |
0.0303 |
341 |
1 |
123.02 |
2012-12-28 |
| 28. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
122.95 |
1.0088 |
0.1565 |
396 |
1 |
122.95 |
2012-12-30 |
| 29. |
It was about this time I conceived the bold and arduous proj... |
121.92 |
1.0166 |
0.1060 |
453 |
1 |
121.92 |
2017-12-27 |
| 30. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
121.86 |
1.0083 |
0.1565 |
273 |
2 |
118.06 |
2015-04-03 |
| 31. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
121.74 |
0.9986 |
0.1207 |
283 |
3 |
109.21 |
2015-08-31 |
| 32. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
121.37 |
0.9976 |
0.1420 |
174 |
1 |
121.37 |
2013-08-26 |
| 33. |
All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: on... |
121.08 |
1.0284 |
0.0857 |
279 |
1 |
121.08 |
2017-12-27 |
| 34. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
120.89 |
1.0090 |
0.1464 |
282 |
1 |
120.89 |
2012-12-28 |
| 35. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
120.84 |
1.0334 |
0.0766 |
289 |
1 |
120.84 |
2022-07-24 |
| 36. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
120.81 |
1.0426 |
0.0684 |
323 |
2 |
113.57 |
2009-04-22 |
| 37. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
120.56 |
1.0391 |
0.0709 |
358 |
2 |
111.80 |
2013-07-25 |
| 38. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
120.42 |
0.9699 |
0.1374 |
269 |
1 |
120.42 |
2015-08-12 |
| 39. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
119.93 |
0.9955 |
0.1078 |
230 |
1 |
119.93 |
2016-09-15 |
| 40. |
Only those who know the supremacy of the intellectual life -... |
119.78 |
0.9781 |
0.1230 |
262 |
1 |
119.78 |
2022-07-16 |
| 41. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
119.72 |
1.0885 |
0.0110 |
315 |
2 |
117.23 |
2015-04-03 |
| 42. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
119.67 |
1.0795 |
0.0546 |
226 |
1 |
119.67 |
2013-07-25 |
| 43. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
119.66 |
1.0033 |
0.0947 |
189 |
1 |
119.66 |
2013-04-07 |
| 44. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
119.56 |
1.1081 |
0.0279 |
206 |
1 |
119.56 |
2013-07-25 |
| 45. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
119.43 |
0.9746 |
0.1400 |
405 |
2 |
109.58 |
2015-04-03 |
| 46. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
119.42 |
1.0213 |
0.0760 |
240 |
2 |
116.15 |
2012-12-28 |
| 47. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
119.42 |
1.0399 |
0.0584 |
294 |
4 |
111.18 |
2016-08-11 |
| 48. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
119.27 |
0.9899 |
0.1057 |
163 |
2 |
102.27 |
2013-07-25 |
| 49. |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage stan... |
119.11 |
0.9221 |
0.1816 |
141 |
1 |
119.11 |
2016-09-15 |
| 50. |
You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin - to... |
118.93 |
1.0122 |
0.0764 |
455 |
1 |
118.93 |
2022-07-24 |
| 51. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
118.00 |
0.9897 |
0.0957 |
274 |
2 |
112.51 |
2016-08-11 |
| 52. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
117.53 |
1.0515 |
0.0278 |
250 |
2 |
115.46 |
2015-04-03 |
| 53. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
117.14 |
1.0767 |
-0.0016 |
212 |
1 |
117.14 |
2009-06-11 |
| 54. |
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution... |
117.06 |
0.9420 |
0.1425 |
601 |
1 |
117.06 |
2017-08-04 |
| 55. |
His neighbor, trying to be helpful but failing, cornered Bil... |
116.96 |
0.9635 |
0.1166 |
922 |
1 |
116.96 |
2022-08-04 |
| 56. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
116.90 |
0.9908 |
0.1249 |
342 |
1 |
116.90 |
2013-07-25 |
| 57. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
116.89 |
1.0555 |
0.0189 |
363 |
1 |
116.89 |
2012-12-28 |
| 58. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
116.67 |
0.9916 |
0.1220 |
282 |
1 |
116.67 |
2013-04-06 |
| 59. |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... |
116.64 |
1.0060 |
0.0631 |
200 |
1 |
116.64 |
2022-07-24 |
| 60. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
116.56 |
1.0917 |
0.0073 |
243 |
1 |
116.56 |
2012-12-28 |
| 61. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
116.56 |
1.0630 |
0.0357 |
397 |
1 |
116.56 |
2011-11-29 |
| 62. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
116.50 |
1.0077 |
0.1043 |
250 |
1 |
116.50 |
2011-02-27 |
| 63. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
116.30 |
1.0533 |
0.0399 |
257 |
1 |
116.30 |
2012-12-30 |
| 64. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
116.22 |
1.0068 |
0.0625 |
358 |
2 |
102.91 |
2013-07-25 |
| 65. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
115.59 |
0.9614 |
0.1027 |
292 |
1 |
115.59 |
2012-12-30 |
| 66. |
But sometimes illumination comes to our rescue at the very m... |
115.38 |
1.0318 |
0.0283 |
297 |
1 |
115.38 |
2022-07-15 |
| 67. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
115.34 |
0.9851 |
0.0756 |
317 |
2 |
105.45 |
2013-07-25 |
| 68. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
115.19 |
1.0677 |
0.0218 |
284 |
1 |
115.19 |
2012-12-28 |
| 69. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
114.84 |
1.0289 |
0.0276 |
276 |
2 |
113.56 |
2013-07-25 |
| 70. |
There is something in our soul that loathes true attention m... |
114.46 |
1.0336 |
0.0147 |
247 |
1 |
114.46 |
2022-07-16 |
| 71. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
114.08 |
1.0496 |
-0.0015 |
314 |
2 |
113.35 |
2012-12-29 |
| 72. |
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. |
113.99 |
1.0930 |
-0.0568 |
62 |
1 |
113.99 |
2022-07-16 |
| 73. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
113.96 |
1.0711 |
-0.0267 |
213 |
1 |
113.96 |
2013-07-25 |
| 74. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
113.54 |
0.9566 |
0.1014 |
576 |
1 |
113.54 |
2022-07-16 |
| 75. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
113.45 |
0.9907 |
0.0516 |
211 |
2 |
104.72 |
2009-02-24 |
| 76. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
113.26 |
1.1114 |
-0.0726 |
247 |
1 |
113.26 |
2009-04-22 |
| 77. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
113.06 |
1.0390 |
-0.0026 |
205 |
2 |
112.28 |
2012-03-27 |
| 78. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
112.88 |
0.9754 |
0.0640 |
362 |
3 |
101.02 |
2009-04-22 |
| 79. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
112.81 |
1.0183 |
0.0165 |
191 |
1 |
112.81 |
2013-07-25 |
| 80. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
112.78 |
1.0365 |
0.0348 |
162 |
2 |
109.84 |
2015-08-12 |
| 81. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
112.53 |
1.0109 |
0.0544 |
400 |
1 |
112.53 |
2015-04-03 |
| 82. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
112.50 |
0.9646 |
0.0702 |
264 |
1 |
112.50 |
2009-02-04 |
| 83. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
112.28 |
1.0328 |
0.0301 |
356 |
2 |
105.95 |
2012-12-30 |
| 84. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
112.10 |
1.0561 |
-0.0111 |
430 |
1 |
112.10 |
2012-01-19 |
| 85. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
112.04 |
1.0167 |
0.0144 |
378 |
1 |
112.04 |
2009-03-31 |
| 86. |
I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the ... |
111.92 |
1.0836 |
-0.0558 |
252 |
1 |
111.92 |
2022-07-24 |
| 87. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
111.72 |
0.9649 |
0.0621 |
193 |
4 |
104.50 |
2016-08-11 |
| 88. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
111.44 |
0.8961 |
0.1283 |
189 |
2 |
109.97 |
2013-04-06 |
| 89. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
111.39 |
0.9768 |
0.0475 |
387 |
1 |
111.39 |
2011-11-16 |
| 90. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
111.35 |
1.0073 |
0.0179 |
369 |
3 |
97.23 |
2012-12-28 |
| 91. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
111.29 |
1.0214 |
0.0005 |
269 |
1 |
111.29 |
2009-02-04 |
| 92. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
111.26 |
1.0485 |
0.0116 |
153 |
1 |
111.26 |
2015-04-03 |
| 93. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
111.25 |
1.0516 |
-0.0296 |
281 |
2 |
108.51 |
2009-02-08 |
| 94. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
111.21 |
0.9769 |
0.0445 |
263 |
4 |
97.89 |
2009-04-22 |
| 95. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
111.15 |
1.0352 |
-0.0137 |
341 |
1 |
111.15 |
2012-12-28 |
| 96. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
111.12 |
1.0023 |
0.0177 |
211 |
3 |
104.58 |
2009-04-12 |
| 97. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
110.88 |
1.0131 |
0.0052 |
225 |
1 |
110.88 |
2009-02-08 |
| 98. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
110.85 |
0.9865 |
0.0329 |
276 |
3 |
99.23 |
2009-08-06 |
| 99. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
110.43 |
1.0004 |
0.0127 |
212 |
1 |
110.43 |
2009-02-08 |
| 100. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
110.22 |
1.0684 |
-0.0260 |
253 |
1 |
110.22 |
2011-11-16 |
| 101. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
110.13 |
0.9632 |
0.0518 |
392 |
1 |
110.13 |
2012-12-28 |
| 102. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
110.05 |
1.0331 |
-0.0230 |
234 |
3 |
94.16 |
2011-02-27 |
| 103. |
There's a simplicity to war: Attacking is the only secret. D... |
110.03 |
1.0315 |
-0.0234 |
189 |
1 |
110.03 |
2022-07-16 |
| 104. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
109.97 |
0.9546 |
0.0843 |
198 |
1 |
109.97 |
2013-07-25 |
| 105. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
109.73 |
0.9785 |
0.0313 |
335 |
1 |
109.73 |
2011-03-12 |
| 106. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
109.44 |
0.9894 |
0.0170 |
323 |
1 |
109.44 |
2011-11-16 |
| 107. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
109.19 |
1.0025 |
0.0009 |
256 |
1 |
109.19 |
2010-03-10 |
| 108. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
108.94 |
0.9756 |
0.0247 |
229 |
3 |
101.09 |
2012-12-29 |
| 109. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
108.69 |
0.9710 |
0.0269 |
173 |
2 |
95.98 |
2009-02-04 |
| 110. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
108.46 |
1.0197 |
-0.0241 |
226 |
3 |
100.56 |
2009-02-24 |
| 111. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
108.32 |
0.9871 |
0.0480 |
209 |
1 |
108.32 |
2012-12-29 |
| 112. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
108.09 |
1.0124 |
-0.0201 |
204 |
1 |
108.09 |
2009-02-08 |
| 113. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
108.06 |
1.1018 |
-0.1111 |
220 |
1 |
108.06 |
2009-04-22 |
| 114. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
107.57 |
1.0352 |
-0.0463 |
341 |
2 |
103.33 |
2009-02-04 |
| 115. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
107.49 |
0.9148 |
0.0740 |
317 |
1 |
107.49 |
2015-04-03 |
| 116. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
107.23 |
0.9330 |
0.0538 |
360 |
2 |
106.33 |
2013-06-17 |
| 117. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
107.16 |
0.9684 |
0.0173 |
388 |
1 |
107.16 |
2010-11-04 |
| 118. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
107.09 |
0.9941 |
-0.0117 |
217 |
2 |
103.17 |
2013-07-25 |
| 119. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
107.07 |
0.9468 |
0.0368 |
276 |
1 |
107.07 |
2009-03-31 |
| 120. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
107.06 |
0.9691 |
0.0150 |
223 |
2 |
96.25 |
2012-12-28 |
| 121. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
106.83 |
0.9833 |
-0.0002 |
355 |
3 |
102.69 |
2015-08-12 |
| 122. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
106.69 |
1.0038 |
0.0069 |
237 |
1 |
106.69 |
2013-08-26 |
| 123. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
106.65 |
0.9964 |
-0.0175 |
203 |
2 |
105.32 |
2013-07-25 |
| 124. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
106.63 |
1.0666 |
-0.0887 |
297 |
1 |
106.63 |
2008-12-22 |
| 125. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
106.62 |
0.9176 |
0.0952 |
365 |
1 |
106.62 |
2015-04-03 |
| 126. |
There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all... |
106.58 |
0.8804 |
0.1060 |
407 |
1 |
106.58 |
2020-07-08 |
| 127. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
106.57 |
0.9893 |
-0.0099 |
323 |
1 |
106.57 |
2009-02-24 |
| 128. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
106.53 |
0.9723 |
0.0068 |
364 |
1 |
106.53 |
2015-08-31 |
| 129. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
106.46 |
0.9023 |
0.1205 |
231 |
1 |
106.46 |
2017-08-04 |
| 130. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
106.25 |
0.9064 |
0.0729 |
399 |
1 |
106.25 |
2012-12-28 |
| 131. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
106.19 |
1.1016 |
-0.1266 |
233 |
2 |
89.69 |
2016-08-05 |
| 132. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
106.16 |
0.9792 |
0.0342 |
265 |
1 |
106.16 |
2012-12-29 |
| 133. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
105.48 |
1.0385 |
-0.0713 |
230 |
1 |
105.48 |
2009-02-08 |
| 134. |
Like a stranger, I am on the outside looking in. I tore myse... |
105.42 |
1.0295 |
-0.0660 |
210 |
1 |
105.42 |
2017-12-27 |
| 135. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
105.41 |
0.9622 |
0.0074 |
392 |
2 |
98.69 |
2009-04-22 |
| 136. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
105.26 |
0.9097 |
0.0919 |
464 |
2 |
96.61 |
2013-04-06 |
| 137. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
104.78 |
1.0444 |
-0.0845 |
197 |
2 |
101.64 |
2009-02-08 |
| 138. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
104.70 |
0.9693 |
0.0054 |
360 |
1 |
104.70 |
2012-12-28 |
| 139. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
104.68 |
1.0063 |
-0.0449 |
371 |
1 |
104.68 |
2009-02-04 |
| 140. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
104.46 |
1.0218 |
-0.0646 |
268 |
1 |
104.46 |
2009-02-07 |
| 141. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
104.36 |
0.9820 |
-0.0224 |
267 |
1 |
104.36 |
2010-11-04 |
| 142. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
104.36 |
1.0445 |
-0.0881 |
373 |
2 |
101.09 |
2009-03-31 |
| 143. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
104.31 |
1.0463 |
-0.0906 |
182 |
1 |
104.31 |
2009-02-08 |
| 144. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
104.05 |
0.9905 |
-0.0336 |
377 |
1 |
104.05 |
2009-02-07 |
| 145. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
103.98 |
0.9212 |
0.0351 |
323 |
1 |
103.98 |
2013-07-25 |
| 146. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
103.86 |
0.8602 |
0.0945 |
206 |
3 |
93.43 |
2015-04-03 |
| 147. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
103.81 |
0.9740 |
-0.0212 |
209 |
3 |
99.50 |
2012-03-27 |
| 148. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
103.58 |
0.9675 |
-0.0131 |
383 |
2 |
97.62 |
2013-07-25 |
| 149. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
103.57 |
1.0523 |
-0.1025 |
256 |
1 |
103.57 |
2008-11-23 |
| 150. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
103.44 |
0.9852 |
-0.0353 |
264 |
2 |
99.40 |
2009-02-08 |
| 151. |
Honestly, if you could see just what was going on outside yo... |
103.31 |
0.9387 |
0.0183 |
485 |
1 |
103.31 |
2020-07-08 |
| 152. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
103.31 |
0.8916 |
0.0570 |
216 |
1 |
103.31 |
2013-07-25 |
| 153. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
103.23 |
0.9087 |
0.0421 |
393 |
1 |
103.23 |
2012-12-28 |
| 154. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
103.20 |
1.0419 |
-0.0961 |
261 |
1 |
103.20 |
2009-02-07 |
| 155. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
103.18 |
1.0361 |
-0.0884 |
269 |
2 |
102.43 |
2010-11-04 |
| 156. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
103.11 |
0.9202 |
0.0272 |
254 |
2 |
102.91 |
2009-02-08 |
| 157. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
103.04 |
0.9734 |
-0.0274 |
289 |
2 |
101.07 |
2011-02-27 |
| 158. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
103.03 |
1.0506 |
-0.0757 |
277 |
1 |
103.03 |
2010-11-04 |
| 159. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
102.94 |
1.0016 |
-0.0574 |
218 |
1 |
102.94 |
2009-06-11 |
| 160. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
102.60 |
0.8947 |
0.0510 |
366 |
2 |
99.91 |
2012-12-28 |
| 161. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
102.51 |
0.9843 |
-0.0452 |
234 |
1 |
102.51 |
2015-08-12 |
| 162. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
102.48 |
0.9798 |
-0.0407 |
199 |
1 |
102.48 |
2009-02-04 |
| 163. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
102.45 |
0.9871 |
-0.0236 |
227 |
1 |
102.45 |
2012-12-29 |
| 164. |
If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy... |
102.37 |
1.0272 |
-0.0731 |
405 |
1 |
102.37 |
2012-12-28 |
| 165. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
102.32 |
0.9426 |
-0.0014 |
317 |
1 |
102.32 |
2009-02-04 |
| 166. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
102.16 |
0.9278 |
0.0116 |
295 |
1 |
102.16 |
2009-02-24 |
| 167. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
101.58 |
0.9697 |
-0.0360 |
249 |
1 |
101.58 |
2009-02-24 |
| 168. |
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state then nearly fou... |
101.49 |
0.8572 |
0.0821 |
323 |
1 |
101.49 |
2020-07-08 |
| 169. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
101.38 |
0.9965 |
-0.0665 |
310 |
2 |
100.94 |
2009-03-31 |
| 170. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
100.53 |
0.9676 |
-0.0423 |
442 |
1 |
100.53 |
2009-02-08 |
| 171. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
100.35 |
0.9653 |
-0.0411 |
394 |
1 |
100.35 |
2009-05-07 |
| 172. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
100.19 |
1.0596 |
-0.1410 |
239 |
1 |
100.19 |
2008-12-22 |
| 173. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
100.02 |
0.8951 |
0.0276 |
193 |
1 |
100.02 |
2008-11-23 |
| 174. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
99.90 |
0.9289 |
-0.0122 |
204 |
2 |
96.33 |
2009-04-22 |
| 175. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
99.62 |
1.0441 |
-0.1295 |
252 |
1 |
99.62 |
2008-11-30 |
| 176. |
I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when ... |
99.60 |
1.0502 |
-0.1208 |
201 |
1 |
99.60 |
2022-07-18 |
| 177. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
99.44 |
0.9430 |
-0.0312 |
211 |
2 |
97.63 |
2009-05-07 |
| 178. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
99.37 |
1.0257 |
-0.1125 |
401 |
1 |
99.37 |
2008-11-23 |
| 179. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
99.17 |
0.7876 |
0.1261 |
316 |
1 |
99.17 |
2015-08-31 |
| 180. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
98.97 |
1.0595 |
-0.1520 |
379 |
1 |
98.97 |
2009-02-04 |
| 181. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
98.79 |
1.0696 |
-0.1649 |
226 |
2 |
95.47 |
2009-02-04 |
| 182. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
98.52 |
1.0389 |
-0.1348 |
340 |
1 |
98.52 |
2008-11-23 |
| 183. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
98.49 |
0.9632 |
-0.0232 |
345 |
1 |
98.49 |
2011-11-16 |
| 184. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
98.28 |
0.9672 |
-0.0630 |
396 |
2 |
96.89 |
2009-02-11 |
| 185. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
98.19 |
1.0254 |
-0.1286 |
163 |
1 |
98.19 |
2022-08-04 |
| 186. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
97.85 |
1.0334 |
-0.1389 |
131 |
1 |
97.85 |
2011-11-16 |
| 187. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
97.78 |
0.8722 |
0.0274 |
285 |
1 |
97.78 |
2011-11-16 |
| 188. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
97.52 |
1.0577 |
-0.1641 |
247 |
1 |
97.52 |
2009-02-24 |
| 189. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
97.48 |
0.9857 |
-0.0916 |
293 |
1 |
97.48 |
2009-02-04 |
| 190. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
97.36 |
1.0714 |
-0.1809 |
129 |
1 |
97.36 |
2008-12-22 |
| 191. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
96.89 |
0.9125 |
-0.0217 |
308 |
2 |
94.66 |
2009-04-22 |
| 192. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
96.70 |
1.0296 |
-0.1417 |
437 |
1 |
96.70 |
2009-02-07 |
| 193. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
96.58 |
0.9640 |
-0.0538 |
334 |
1 |
96.58 |
2015-04-03 |
| 194. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
96.33 |
0.9372 |
-0.0506 |
320 |
1 |
96.33 |
2009-02-04 |
| 195. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
96.10 |
1.0201 |
-0.1403 |
172 |
1 |
96.10 |
2009-02-24 |
| 196. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
96.04 |
0.9772 |
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217 |
1 |
96.04 |
2009-04-22 |
| 197. |
So, ahem, how much is it, then, Tom? - You know how much, Ni... |
95.84 |
0.8910 |
0.0003 |
607 |
1 |
95.84 |
2016-08-11 |
| 198. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
95.68 |
1.0211 |
-0.1109 |
213 |
1 |
95.68 |
2010-12-12 |
| 199. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
95.59 |
1.0095 |
-0.1326 |
316 |
1 |
95.59 |
2008-11-30 |
| 200. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
95.29 |
0.9342 |
-0.0578 |
434 |
1 |
95.29 |
2009-02-04 |
| 201. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
95.13 |
0.9429 |
-0.0705 |
287 |
1 |
95.13 |
2009-02-07 |
| 202. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
94.83 |
1.0486 |
-0.1786 |
289 |
1 |
94.83 |
2008-12-22 |
| 203. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
94.34 |
1.0483 |
-0.1847 |
227 |
1 |
94.34 |
2009-02-04 |
| 204. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
94.20 |
0.9846 |
-0.1204 |
281 |
2 |
93.96 |
2010-12-12 |
| 205. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
94.09 |
1.0214 |
-0.1164 |
281 |
1 |
94.09 |
2012-02-20 |
| 206. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
93.91 |
1.0396 |
-0.1801 |
149 |
1 |
93.91 |
2009-02-07 |
| 207. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
93.63 |
0.9309 |
-0.0727 |
284 |
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89.03 |
2012-12-30 |
| 208. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
93.32 |
0.9508 |
-0.0671 |
384 |
1 |
93.32 |
2012-12-28 |
| 209. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
93.01 |
0.9758 |
-0.1227 |
314 |
1 |
93.01 |
2010-11-04 |
| 210. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
92.62 |
0.9831 |
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469 |
1 |
92.62 |
2009-04-12 |
| 211. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
92.33 |
1.0025 |
-0.1566 |
336 |
1 |
92.33 |
2008-11-23 |
| 212. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
92.24 |
0.8770 |
-0.0299 |
300 |
1 |
92.24 |
2009-02-07 |
| 213. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
92.11 |
0.8981 |
-0.0509 |
393 |
1 |
92.11 |
2009-03-31 |
| 214. |
Now that you're on someone else's shoulders, the winter wind... |
91.56 |
0.9855 |
-0.1491 |
235 |
1 |
91.56 |
2022-07-16 |
| 215. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
91.41 |
1.0251 |
-0.1889 |
261 |
1 |
91.41 |
2008-11-23 |
| 216. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
91.02 |
0.9464 |
-0.1104 |
323 |
1 |
91.02 |
2009-02-08 |
| 217. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
90.74 |
0.8753 |
-0.0392 |
427 |
1 |
90.74 |
2009-02-08 |
| 218. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
90.68 |
0.8878 |
-0.0549 |
346 |
1 |
90.68 |
2009-02-08 |
| 219. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
90.09 |
1.0263 |
-0.2006 |
267 |
1 |
90.09 |
2009-02-08 |
| 220. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
88.70 |
0.9635 |
-0.1495 |
389 |
1 |
88.70 |
2009-02-05 |
| 221. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
87.70 |
0.8595 |
-0.0543 |
242 |
1 |
87.70 |
2009-05-07 |
| 222. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
87.45 |
1.0905 |
-0.2528 |
210 |
1 |
87.45 |
2012-12-28 |
| 223. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
86.70 |
0.8890 |
-0.0952 |
199 |
2 |
85.30 |
2010-03-10 |
| 224. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
86.33 |
0.9049 |
-0.1115 |
351 |
1 |
86.33 |
2009-02-07 |
| 225. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
85.72 |
0.8553 |
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174 |
3 |
75.96 |
2009-04-12 |
| 226. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
85.57 |
1.0398 |
-0.2598 |
110 |
1 |
85.57 |
2009-02-09 |
| 227. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
84.88 |
1.0498 |
-0.2750 |
180 |
1 |
84.88 |
2009-06-11 |
| 228. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
84.15 |
0.8382 |
-0.0653 |
268 |
1 |
84.15 |
2009-02-04 |
| 229. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
84.07 |
1.0029 |
-0.2334 |
209 |
1 |
84.07 |
2008-12-22 |
| 230. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
83.64 |
0.9597 |
-0.1917 |
347 |
1 |
83.64 |
2009-08-06 |
| 231. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
83.11 |
0.9500 |
-0.1877 |
362 |
1 |
83.11 |
2008-12-22 |
| 232. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
81.07 |
1.0214 |
-0.2805 |
166 |
1 |
81.07 |
2008-11-30 |
| 233. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
68.99 |
0.9359 |
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1 |
68.99 |
2016-08-05 |
| 234. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
58.72 |
0.9682 |
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143 |
1 |
58.72 |
2008-11-30 |