| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
119.43 |
1.1014 |
0.2186 |
273 |
1 |
119.43 |
2014-03-06 |
| 2. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
118.60 |
1.1114 |
0.1833 |
247 |
2 |
104.34 |
2016-02-25 |
| 3. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
116.97 |
1.1004 |
0.1777 |
188 |
1 |
116.97 |
2023-02-21 |
| 4. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
116.29 |
1.0399 |
0.2303 |
294 |
2 |
110.68 |
2014-02-27 |
| 5. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
113.18 |
1.0863 |
0.1634 |
210 |
2 |
106.02 |
2016-02-25 |
| 6. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
111.96 |
1.0673 |
0.1737 |
230 |
1 |
111.96 |
2014-08-27 |
| 7. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
111.24 |
1.0561 |
0.1641 |
430 |
2 |
97.87 |
2016-02-25 |
| 8. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
109.85 |
0.9805 |
0.2191 |
292 |
1 |
109.85 |
2014-02-27 |
| 9. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
109.65 |
1.0555 |
0.1419 |
363 |
1 |
109.65 |
2014-02-26 |
| 10. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
109.56 |
0.9698 |
0.2377 |
397 |
2 |
99.24 |
2014-08-27 |
| 11. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
108.64 |
1.0604 |
0.1383 |
260 |
1 |
108.64 |
2014-02-26 |
| 12. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
108.53 |
1.0053 |
0.1797 |
232 |
1 |
108.53 |
2014-09-01 |
| 13. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
108.07 |
1.0493 |
0.1317 |
306 |
1 |
108.07 |
2020-02-18 |
| 14. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
107.45 |
0.9754 |
0.1984 |
362 |
2 |
96.77 |
2014-02-27 |
| 15. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
107.10 |
0.9657 |
0.2049 |
44 |
1 |
107.10 |
2016-02-23 |
| 16. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
106.77 |
1.0662 |
0.1103 |
407 |
1 |
106.77 |
2016-02-25 |
| 17. |
However we choose to feed ourselves, we eat by the grace of ... |
106.43 |
0.9986 |
0.1637 |
162 |
1 |
106.43 |
2016-02-23 |
| 18. |
Well, I guess the gentlemen are in a pretty tall hurry to ge... |
106.29 |
1.0320 |
0.1296 |
494 |
1 |
106.29 |
2022-02-23 |
| 19. |
You are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the sca... |
106.10 |
1.0511 |
0.1085 |
162 |
1 |
106.10 |
2019-03-04 |
| 20. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
105.83 |
1.0596 |
0.0958 |
239 |
2 |
101.66 |
2016-02-23 |
| 21. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
105.57 |
0.9865 |
0.1663 |
276 |
1 |
105.57 |
2014-02-26 |
| 22. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
105.36 |
1.0424 |
0.1089 |
171 |
1 |
105.36 |
2016-02-26 |
| 23. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
105.32 |
0.9994 |
0.1622 |
269 |
1 |
105.32 |
2014-08-27 |
| 24. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
104.38 |
1.0025 |
0.1372 |
256 |
2 |
102.03 |
2014-02-27 |
| 25. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
104.27 |
1.0666 |
0.0715 |
297 |
1 |
104.27 |
2017-03-06 |
| 26. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
104.06 |
1.0608 |
0.0889 |
258 |
2 |
101.50 |
2024-02-20 |
| 27. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
103.93 |
1.1068 |
0.0405 |
393 |
1 |
103.93 |
2014-03-04 |
| 28. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
103.68 |
1.0696 |
0.0619 |
226 |
2 |
94.77 |
2014-03-04 |
| 29. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
102.81 |
1.0029 |
0.1196 |
209 |
2 |
97.48 |
2014-03-04 |
| 30. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
102.54 |
0.9737 |
0.1469 |
204 |
1 |
102.54 |
2016-02-25 |
| 31. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
102.42 |
0.9398 |
0.1788 |
419 |
3 |
95.27 |
2014-03-04 |
| 32. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
102.35 |
1.0261 |
0.1021 |
410 |
1 |
102.35 |
2016-02-25 |
| 33. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
102.34 |
0.9798 |
0.1372 |
199 |
1 |
102.34 |
2014-02-25 |
| 34. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
102.12 |
1.0905 |
0.0392 |
210 |
3 |
87.45 |
2024-02-20 |
| 35. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
102.07 |
1.0788 |
0.0351 |
171 |
2 |
97.57 |
2014-02-27 |
| 36. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
101.93 |
1.0533 |
0.0680 |
257 |
1 |
101.93 |
2014-02-22 |
| 37. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
101.84 |
0.9739 |
0.1496 |
412 |
2 |
89.37 |
2017-03-06 |
| 38. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
101.73 |
1.0062 |
0.1046 |
288 |
1 |
101.73 |
2014-02-27 |
| 39. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
101.68 |
0.9513 |
0.1591 |
354 |
1 |
101.68 |
2016-02-25 |
| 40. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
101.56 |
1.0033 |
0.1051 |
189 |
1 |
101.56 |
2014-02-22 |
| 41. |
It all just disappears doesn't it? Everything you are, gone ... |
101.55 |
0.9695 |
0.1400 |
511 |
1 |
101.55 |
2019-10-23 |
| 42. |
This year our members have put more things on top of other t... |
101.28 |
1.0695 |
0.0380 |
342 |
1 |
101.28 |
2022-02-23 |
| 43. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
101.14 |
1.1323 |
-0.0163 |
341 |
1 |
101.14 |
2014-02-24 |
| 44. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
100.97 |
1.0201 |
0.0821 |
303 |
2 |
80.53 |
2014-08-27 |
| 45. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
100.58 |
0.9557 |
0.1429 |
331 |
1 |
100.58 |
2014-02-26 |
| 46. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
100.13 |
1.0349 |
0.0582 |
234 |
1 |
100.13 |
2014-03-04 |
| 47. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
100.08 |
1.0796 |
0.0127 |
129 |
2 |
93.35 |
2014-02-27 |
| 48. |
See, that's the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid. So when m... |
99.93 |
1.0578 |
0.0343 |
215 |
1 |
99.93 |
2023-02-21 |
| 49. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
99.81 |
1.0060 |
0.0836 |
171 |
1 |
99.81 |
2016-02-26 |
| 50. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
99.28 |
0.9814 |
0.1172 |
364 |
1 |
99.28 |
2014-03-04 |
| 51. |
I don't know. It's like no one cares that I'm gone. They sho... |
98.82 |
1.0586 |
0.0213 |
622 |
1 |
98.82 |
2021-03-03 |
| 52. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
98.67 |
1.0088 |
0.0808 |
396 |
2 |
95.45 |
2024-02-20 |
| 53. |
Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... |
98.66 |
1.0565 |
0.0382 |
216 |
1 |
98.66 |
2019-03-04 |
| 54. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
98.39 |
1.0086 |
0.0665 |
240 |
1 |
98.39 |
2024-02-20 |
| 55. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
97.81 |
1.0644 |
0.0184 |
257 |
1 |
97.81 |
2014-08-27 |
| 56. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
97.70 |
1.0799 |
-0.0135 |
243 |
1 |
97.70 |
2014-08-27 |
| 57. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
97.64 |
1.0669 |
0.0121 |
213 |
1 |
97.64 |
2014-02-27 |
| 58. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
97.64 |
0.9128 |
0.1687 |
369 |
1 |
97.64 |
2016-02-23 |
| 59. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
97.53 |
1.0346 |
0.0467 |
244 |
1 |
97.53 |
2014-02-26 |
| 60. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
97.37 |
1.0347 |
0.0331 |
550 |
1 |
97.37 |
2014-03-04 |
| 61. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
96.94 |
0.9723 |
0.0862 |
364 |
2 |
93.04 |
2014-02-26 |
| 62. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
96.94 |
1.0138 |
0.0445 |
231 |
2 |
93.86 |
2014-03-04 |
| 63. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
96.90 |
1.0034 |
0.0542 |
302 |
1 |
96.90 |
2014-02-25 |
| 64. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
96.82 |
0.9886 |
0.0684 |
220 |
1 |
96.82 |
2014-02-24 |
| 65. |
I'll tell you why. I think you're a lonely person. I drive b... |
96.78 |
1.0651 |
-0.0082 |
434 |
1 |
96.78 |
2019-10-23 |
| 66. |
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why but lis... |
96.72 |
1.0886 |
-0.0317 |
203 |
1 |
96.72 |
2025-02-19 |
| 67. |
The interior locks in an office suite are usually low-end; j... |
96.51 |
0.9691 |
0.0851 |
322 |
1 |
96.51 |
2019-02-27 |
| 68. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
96.51 |
0.8553 |
0.1982 |
174 |
1 |
96.51 |
2014-02-25 |
| 69. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
96.12 |
1.0417 |
0.0074 |
253 |
1 |
96.12 |
2016-02-25 |
| 70. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
96.10 |
0.9678 |
0.0899 |
445 |
1 |
96.10 |
2014-03-04 |
| 71. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
95.82 |
1.0725 |
-0.0145 |
233 |
1 |
95.82 |
2014-03-04 |
| 72. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
95.55 |
0.9855 |
0.0696 |
258 |
1 |
95.55 |
2014-03-04 |
| 73. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
95.47 |
1.0125 |
0.0296 |
224 |
1 |
95.47 |
2014-08-27 |
| 74. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
95.15 |
0.9045 |
0.1344 |
235 |
1 |
95.15 |
2014-03-04 |
| 75. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
94.84 |
0.9570 |
0.0786 |
287 |
1 |
94.84 |
2014-02-22 |
| 76. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
94.79 |
1.0667 |
-0.0204 |
406 |
2 |
94.17 |
2014-02-27 |
| 77. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
94.78 |
0.9636 |
0.0709 |
254 |
1 |
94.78 |
2014-02-26 |
| 78. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
94.76 |
1.0068 |
0.0278 |
358 |
2 |
93.35 |
2014-02-27 |
| 79. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
94.42 |
1.0630 |
-0.0229 |
397 |
1 |
94.42 |
2014-02-26 |
| 80. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
94.32 |
1.0740 |
-0.0294 |
264 |
1 |
94.32 |
2014-02-27 |
| 81. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
94.32 |
0.9780 |
0.0517 |
337 |
1 |
94.32 |
2014-08-29 |
| 82. |
The people who succeed don't heed the doubters and don't giv... |
94.26 |
1.0152 |
0.0139 |
411 |
1 |
94.26 |
2025-02-19 |
| 83. |
All music is what awakes from you when you are reminded by t... |
94.23 |
1.0081 |
0.0219 |
308 |
1 |
94.23 |
2023-02-21 |
| 84. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
94.19 |
1.0251 |
0.0026 |
261 |
2 |
91.38 |
2016-02-26 |
| 85. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
94.16 |
1.0454 |
-0.0161 |
255 |
2 |
93.18 |
2016-02-25 |
| 86. |
One of the common causes of difficulty in reading for precis... |
94.14 |
0.9553 |
0.0738 |
366 |
1 |
94.14 |
2019-02-18 |
| 87. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
94.07 |
1.0165 |
0.0103 |
392 |
1 |
94.07 |
2014-02-26 |
| 88. |
I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep o... |
94.02 |
1.0742 |
-0.0474 |
217 |
1 |
94.02 |
2022-02-23 |
| 89. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
93.96 |
0.9670 |
0.0745 |
307 |
2 |
93.24 |
2019-02-27 |
| 90. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
93.88 |
1.0232 |
0.0188 |
350 |
1 |
93.88 |
2014-02-26 |
| 91. |
You know, I don't know her very well, but perhaps she's one ... |
93.84 |
1.0303 |
-0.0053 |
409 |
1 |
93.84 |
2025-02-19 |
| 92. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
93.80 |
0.9601 |
0.0642 |
308 |
1 |
93.80 |
2014-02-27 |
| 93. |
As, before putting up a large building, the architect survey... |
93.66 |
0.9371 |
0.0867 |
565 |
1 |
93.66 |
2019-03-04 |
| 94. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
93.44 |
0.8775 |
0.1447 |
443 |
2 |
87.75 |
2016-03-14 |
| 95. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
93.40 |
0.9651 |
0.0663 |
389 |
2 |
92.76 |
2020-12-13 |
| 96. |
Sure is mellow grazin' in the grass. What a trip just watchi... |
93.24 |
0.9904 |
0.0280 |
211 |
1 |
93.24 |
2019-03-04 |
| 97. |
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time, impossible as it ma... |
93.21 |
1.0710 |
-0.0525 |
244 |
1 |
93.21 |
2022-02-23 |
| 98. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
93.09 |
1.0023 |
0.0137 |
211 |
2 |
85.35 |
2014-08-29 |
| 99. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
93.08 |
1.0257 |
-0.0096 |
401 |
1 |
93.08 |
2014-08-27 |
| 100. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
93.04 |
1.0320 |
-0.0006 |
293 |
1 |
93.04 |
2014-02-22 |
| 101. |
It's about realizing that there are no problems. Only situat... |
93.02 |
0.9145 |
0.1019 |
207 |
1 |
93.02 |
2016-02-23 |
| 102. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
92.57 |
1.0073 |
0.0034 |
369 |
1 |
92.57 |
2014-03-04 |
| 103. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
92.54 |
0.9372 |
0.0737 |
320 |
1 |
92.54 |
2014-02-27 |
| 104. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
92.37 |
0.9653 |
0.0435 |
394 |
1 |
92.37 |
2014-02-27 |
| 105. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
92.08 |
1.0389 |
-0.0340 |
340 |
1 |
92.08 |
2014-02-27 |
| 106. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
91.85 |
0.9371 |
0.0802 |
318 |
1 |
91.85 |
2014-08-27 |
| 107. |
You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... |
91.77 |
1.0301 |
-0.0268 |
322 |
1 |
91.77 |
2019-02-27 |
| 108. |
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company... |
91.73 |
0.9222 |
0.0795 |
186 |
1 |
91.73 |
2019-03-04 |
| 109. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
91.71 |
0.9553 |
0.0461 |
430 |
2 |
88.47 |
2014-08-27 |
| 110. |
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.... |
91.53 |
1.0368 |
-0.0388 |
121 |
1 |
91.53 |
2025-02-19 |
| 111. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
91.46 |
0.9673 |
0.0489 |
232 |
2 |
79.86 |
2016-02-25 |
| 112. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
91.37 |
1.0084 |
-0.0101 |
214 |
1 |
91.37 |
2016-02-26 |
| 113. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
91.25 |
1.0795 |
-0.0702 |
226 |
1 |
91.25 |
2014-03-04 |
| 114. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
91.17 |
0.9841 |
0.0110 |
334 |
1 |
91.17 |
2014-02-24 |
| 115. |
The dews were so heavy that the fields glistened like cloth ... |
91.15 |
0.9546 |
0.0412 |
261 |
1 |
91.15 |
2019-02-27 |
| 116. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
91.05 |
0.9330 |
0.0610 |
360 |
3 |
83.51 |
2014-08-27 |
| 117. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
90.94 |
1.0615 |
-0.0603 |
305 |
1 |
90.94 |
2014-02-24 |
| 118. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
90.90 |
1.0288 |
-0.0242 |
300 |
1 |
90.90 |
2014-02-27 |
| 119. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
90.41 |
0.9213 |
0.0660 |
295 |
1 |
90.41 |
2014-02-27 |
| 120. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
90.40 |
1.0173 |
-0.0122 |
268 |
1 |
90.40 |
2014-02-27 |
| 121. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
90.35 |
0.9851 |
0.0010 |
317 |
1 |
90.35 |
2014-02-24 |
| 122. |
Then listen up! When I joined the corps, we didn't have any ... |
90.29 |
0.9198 |
0.0657 |
213 |
1 |
90.29 |
2020-02-18 |
| 123. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
90.26 |
1.0613 |
-0.0761 |
456 |
1 |
90.26 |
2014-10-09 |
| 124. |
Finally, sparing neither labor nor expense, I succeeded in c... |
90.01 |
1.0089 |
-0.0257 |
257 |
1 |
90.01 |
2022-02-23 |
| 125. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
89.99 |
0.9279 |
0.0545 |
317 |
1 |
89.99 |
2014-08-26 |
| 126. |
Champions of what, Mr. Matthews? Of a generation whose verba... |
89.73 |
0.9009 |
0.0795 |
480 |
1 |
89.73 |
2019-03-05 |
| 127. |
A faerie heart is different from a human heart. Human hearts... |
89.62 |
1.0178 |
-0.0382 |
342 |
1 |
89.62 |
2023-02-21 |
| 128. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
89.59 |
0.9148 |
0.0634 |
317 |
1 |
89.59 |
2014-03-04 |
| 129. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
89.58 |
1.0254 |
-0.0289 |
217 |
2 |
84.47 |
2016-02-25 |
| 130. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
89.51 |
0.9676 |
0.0097 |
442 |
1 |
89.51 |
2014-03-04 |
| 131. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
89.43 |
1.0314 |
-0.0431 |
452 |
1 |
89.43 |
2014-02-24 |
| 132. |
The seeds of life - fiery is their force, divine their birth... |
89.28 |
0.9787 |
-0.0026 |
318 |
1 |
89.28 |
2024-02-20 |
| 133. |
Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fa... |
89.24 |
1.0736 |
-0.0996 |
178 |
1 |
89.24 |
2025-02-19 |
| 134. |
Many students do not realize the great importance of definit... |
89.11 |
1.0138 |
-0.0400 |
383 |
1 |
89.11 |
2024-02-20 |
| 135. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
89.09 |
1.0316 |
-0.0594 |
333 |
1 |
89.09 |
2014-02-27 |
| 136. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
88.71 |
1.0337 |
-0.0660 |
214 |
1 |
88.71 |
2014-02-26 |
| 137. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
88.68 |
0.8996 |
0.0683 |
192 |
1 |
88.68 |
2014-02-22 |
| 138. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
88.61 |
1.0154 |
-0.0304 |
351 |
2 |
77.70 |
2014-03-03 |
| 139. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
88.60 |
1.0787 |
-0.1121 |
237 |
1 |
88.60 |
2014-02-26 |
| 140. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
88.13 |
1.0445 |
-0.0831 |
373 |
1 |
88.13 |
2014-02-26 |
| 141. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
88.07 |
1.0531 |
-0.0774 |
272 |
1 |
88.07 |
2014-02-26 |
| 142. |
I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come fo... |
87.99 |
1.0181 |
-0.0572 |
202 |
1 |
87.99 |
2022-02-23 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
87.85 |
0.9697 |
-0.0109 |
249 |
1 |
87.85 |
2020-12-13 |
| 144. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
87.70 |
0.9125 |
0.0448 |
308 |
2 |
84.72 |
2017-03-06 |
| 145. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
87.46 |
1.0993 |
-0.1451 |
265 |
1 |
87.46 |
2014-03-04 |
| 146. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
87.38 |
1.0328 |
-0.0686 |
356 |
1 |
87.38 |
2014-02-26 |
| 147. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
87.29 |
0.9786 |
-0.0261 |
193 |
1 |
87.29 |
2014-08-27 |
| 148. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
87.22 |
0.9908 |
-0.0234 |
342 |
1 |
87.22 |
2016-02-26 |
| 149. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
87.18 |
0.9852 |
-0.0337 |
264 |
1 |
87.18 |
2014-08-26 |
| 150. |
In the last days of 1890, thousands of outraged farmers gath... |
87.14 |
0.9210 |
0.0307 |
180 |
1 |
87.14 |
2018-02-19 |
| 151. |
If you define terrorism as extreme physical or physiological... |
87.04 |
0.9412 |
0.0100 |
413 |
1 |
87.04 |
2019-02-18 |
| 152. |
Sometimes someone says something and their words are like th... |
86.78 |
1.0827 |
-0.1347 |
166 |
1 |
86.78 |
2020-12-13 |
| 153. |
The universe is true for us all and dissimilar to each of us... |
86.63 |
0.9627 |
-0.0155 |
386 |
1 |
86.63 |
2019-03-11 |
| 154. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
86.09 |
0.9937 |
-0.0492 |
429 |
2 |
75.27 |
2017-03-06 |
| 155. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
85.91 |
0.9632 |
-0.0120 |
345 |
1 |
85.91 |
2014-03-04 |
| 156. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
85.86 |
0.9097 |
0.0402 |
464 |
1 |
85.86 |
2014-03-04 |
| 157. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
85.82 |
0.9687 |
-0.0318 |
371 |
1 |
85.82 |
2014-09-16 |
| 158. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
85.61 |
0.9740 |
-0.0397 |
209 |
1 |
85.61 |
2014-02-25 |
| 159. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
85.47 |
0.9925 |
-0.0456 |
247 |
1 |
85.47 |
2014-02-24 |
| 160. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
85.13 |
0.9072 |
0.0224 |
237 |
2 |
80.67 |
2014-02-27 |
| 161. |
The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... |
84.61 |
1.0467 |
-0.1230 |
204 |
1 |
84.61 |
2019-02-27 |
| 162. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
84.60 |
1.0473 |
-0.1227 |
459 |
1 |
84.60 |
2016-02-25 |
| 163. |
Considering the marvelous complexity of the universe, its cl... |
84.54 |
0.9512 |
-0.0273 |
401 |
1 |
84.54 |
2020-02-18 |
| 164. |
He also swore himself by a binding oath that whatever wife h... |
84.39 |
1.0304 |
-0.1084 |
162 |
1 |
84.39 |
2025-02-19 |
| 165. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
84.29 |
1.0240 |
-0.1042 |
256 |
1 |
84.29 |
2014-03-04 |
| 166. |
You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally rando... |
84.02 |
1.0868 |
-0.1694 |
255 |
1 |
84.02 |
2025-02-19 |
| 167. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
83.91 |
0.9681 |
-0.0521 |
378 |
1 |
83.91 |
2014-02-26 |
| 168. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
83.42 |
0.9871 |
-0.0684 |
227 |
1 |
83.42 |
2016-02-25 |
| 169. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
83.33 |
0.9532 |
-0.0438 |
258 |
1 |
83.33 |
2016-06-11 |
| 170. |
I was eleven years old and when I was strong enough I dedica... |
83.25 |
0.9216 |
-0.0120 |
257 |
1 |
83.25 |
2019-03-04 |
| 171. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
83.10 |
0.9514 |
-0.0447 |
237 |
1 |
83.10 |
2014-02-27 |
| 172. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
82.64 |
0.9936 |
-0.0919 |
311 |
1 |
82.64 |
2014-08-27 |
| 173. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
82.47 |
1.0521 |
-0.1532 |
171 |
1 |
82.47 |
2014-02-27 |
| 174. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
82.44 |
1.0025 |
-0.1034 |
336 |
1 |
82.44 |
2016-02-25 |
| 175. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
82.10 |
0.9084 |
-0.0123 |
300 |
1 |
82.10 |
2014-02-25 |
| 176. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
82.00 |
1.0213 |
-0.1268 |
240 |
1 |
82.00 |
2014-02-22 |
| 177. |
Valley (or graben) breezes and mountain breezes are a very l... |
81.73 |
0.9195 |
-0.0263 |
403 |
1 |
81.73 |
2019-02-18 |
| 178. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
81.25 |
0.8947 |
-0.0074 |
366 |
1 |
81.25 |
2014-02-24 |
| 179. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
81.06 |
1.0042 |
-0.1074 |
352 |
1 |
81.06 |
2014-02-26 |
| 180. |
You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but... |
80.85 |
1.0371 |
-0.1539 |
212 |
1 |
80.85 |
2024-02-20 |
| 181. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
80.77 |
0.9109 |
-0.0290 |
401 |
1 |
80.77 |
2014-02-27 |
| 182. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
80.45 |
0.8595 |
0.0185 |
242 |
2 |
72.70 |
2014-03-04 |
| 183. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
80.45 |
1.0944 |
-0.1998 |
308 |
1 |
80.45 |
2016-02-23 |
| 184. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
80.17 |
0.9893 |
-0.1143 |
323 |
1 |
80.17 |
2014-02-24 |
| 185. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
80.15 |
0.9155 |
-0.0242 |
168 |
2 |
79.96 |
2014-03-04 |
| 186. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
80.07 |
0.9468 |
-0.0731 |
276 |
1 |
80.07 |
2014-09-16 |
| 187. |
Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... |
79.82 |
1.0312 |
-0.1587 |
311 |
1 |
79.82 |
2025-02-19 |
| 188. |
A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... |
79.59 |
1.0148 |
-0.1449 |
272 |
1 |
79.59 |
2018-02-19 |
| 189. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
79.19 |
0.9278 |
-0.0634 |
295 |
2 |
77.57 |
2014-08-27 |
| 190. |
A pulse of energy wipes the galaxy clean of all its life. Vi... |
79.04 |
0.9384 |
-0.0748 |
399 |
1 |
79.04 |
2020-02-18 |
| 191. |
I didn't know it would be people you barely knew becoming fr... |
77.77 |
1.0146 |
-0.1663 |
254 |
1 |
77.77 |
2022-02-23 |
| 192. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
77.11 |
1.0829 |
-0.2418 |
288 |
1 |
77.11 |
2014-02-24 |
| 193. |
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has... |
77.04 |
0.8847 |
-0.0427 |
485 |
1 |
77.04 |
2018-02-19 |
| 194. |
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear t... |
76.72 |
1.0189 |
-0.1808 |
265 |
1 |
76.72 |
2023-02-21 |
| 195. |
Once upon a time a boy's popularity was based on kickball ab... |
76.48 |
0.9111 |
-0.0758 |
260 |
1 |
76.48 |
2018-02-19 |
| 196. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
76.39 |
0.8826 |
-0.0486 |
296 |
1 |
76.39 |
2014-02-24 |
| 197. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
75.85 |
0.9731 |
-0.1458 |
129 |
1 |
75.85 |
2014-02-24 |
| 198. |
You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's sou... |
75.17 |
1.0633 |
-0.2425 |
245 |
1 |
75.17 |
2019-03-04 |
| 199. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
74.67 |
0.9289 |
-0.1144 |
204 |
1 |
74.67 |
2016-02-25 |
| 200. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
73.40 |
0.8467 |
-0.0374 |
343 |
1 |
73.40 |
2014-08-27 |
| 201. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
72.05 |
0.8852 |
-0.0991 |
201 |
1 |
72.05 |
2014-09-16 |
| 202. |
Fear came to my house years ago, I let him in. Maybe that's ... |
72.04 |
1.0254 |
-0.2396 |
476 |
1 |
72.04 |
2023-02-21 |
| 203. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
71.89 |
0.8105 |
-0.0263 |
204 |
1 |
71.89 |
2014-02-22 |
| 204. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
71.25 |
1.0917 |
-0.3037 |
243 |
1 |
71.25 |
2014-02-27 |
| 205. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
71.01 |
0.9820 |
-0.2073 |
267 |
1 |
71.01 |
2014-02-24 |
| 206. |
Everyone laughed and looked around, surprised to discover th... |
70.95 |
0.9737 |
-0.1987 |
384 |
1 |
70.95 |
2018-02-19 |
| 207. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
70.51 |
1.0767 |
-0.3080 |
212 |
1 |
70.51 |
2014-02-27 |
| 208. |
It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, y... |
67.27 |
0.8921 |
-0.1579 |
223 |
1 |
67.27 |
2019-02-27 |
| 209. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
66.91 |
0.9682 |
-0.2391 |
143 |
1 |
66.91 |
2014-02-26 |
| 210. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
65.95 |
0.9897 |
-0.2704 |
274 |
1 |
65.95 |
2014-02-27 |
| 211. |
Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happen... |
63.44 |
1.0064 |
-0.3147 |
296 |
1 |
63.44 |
2022-02-23 |
| 212. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
63.38 |
1.0365 |
-0.3311 |
162 |
1 |
63.38 |
2016-02-25 |
| 213. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
59.34 |
1.0074 |
-0.3602 |
242 |
1 |
59.34 |
2016-02-23 |
| 214. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
40.81 |
0.9881 |
-0.5420 |
316 |
1 |
40.81 |
2017-03-06 |