| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... |
121.11 |
1.0289 |
0.2313 |
237 |
1 |
121.11 |
2025-08-04 |
| 2. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
114.97 |
1.0634 |
0.1330 |
177 |
2 |
112.94 |
2020-02-07 |
| 3. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
114.68 |
1.0375 |
0.1558 |
200 |
2 |
103.19 |
2022-03-23 |
| 4. |
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed. Now y... |
113.81 |
1.0883 |
0.0960 |
145 |
1 |
113.81 |
2023-04-18 |
| 5. |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... |
113.28 |
1.0646 |
0.1142 |
199 |
1 |
113.28 |
2020-02-07 |
| 6. |
If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will... |
112.86 |
1.1164 |
0.0580 |
218 |
1 |
112.86 |
2025-08-04 |
| 7. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
111.91 |
1.0254 |
0.1391 |
163 |
1 |
111.91 |
2021-12-01 |
| 8. |
When the light is running low, and the shadows start to grow... |
111.43 |
1.0612 |
0.0983 |
259 |
1 |
111.43 |
2020-01-31 |
| 9. |
It's sad to say that kids unaccepted by their peers really n... |
111.35 |
1.0870 |
0.0717 |
126 |
1 |
111.35 |
2020-01-31 |
| 10. |
Okay, you're out on the condition that you never enter your ... |
111.02 |
0.9120 |
0.2433 |
133 |
1 |
111.02 |
2020-01-31 |
| 11. |
You see, I'm moving on fast. Finally got the pass, gonna lea... |
110.96 |
1.0364 |
0.1182 |
130 |
1 |
110.96 |
2020-01-21 |
| 12. |
Quitting a job doesn't have to mean giving up. A job is just... |
110.95 |
1.0347 |
0.1198 |
267 |
1 |
110.95 |
2023-04-18 |
| 13. |
That woman has to show you're a fraud, but as far as the wor... |
110.60 |
1.0100 |
0.1409 |
213 |
1 |
110.60 |
2020-01-31 |
| 14. |
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. Hi... |
110.21 |
1.0178 |
0.1290 |
397 |
1 |
110.21 |
2020-02-07 |
| 15. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
109.81 |
1.1323 |
0.0104 |
341 |
2 |
107.41 |
2020-02-07 |
| 16. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
109.19 |
1.0138 |
0.1224 |
231 |
1 |
109.19 |
2022-03-26 |
| 17. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
108.86 |
0.9772 |
0.1556 |
217 |
3 |
96.91 |
2022-02-11 |
| 18. |
I felt dull and somnolent, for daytime sleep is like the sin... |
107.67 |
0.9706 |
0.1498 |
173 |
1 |
107.67 |
2020-01-31 |
| 19. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
107.66 |
1.0993 |
0.0210 |
265 |
1 |
107.66 |
2016-10-28 |
| 20. |
Very often research which has deeply interested me while I w... |
107.55 |
1.0242 |
0.0949 |
296 |
1 |
107.55 |
2020-01-10 |
| 21. |
You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in ... |
107.54 |
0.9234 |
0.1956 |
156 |
1 |
107.54 |
2020-01-31 |
| 22. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
107.30 |
1.0608 |
0.0557 |
258 |
1 |
107.30 |
2016-10-23 |
| 23. |
There is a door at the end of a silent corridor. And it's ha... |
106.82 |
0.9858 |
0.1257 |
166 |
1 |
106.82 |
2019-12-09 |
| 24. |
The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a ... |
106.78 |
1.0692 |
0.0419 |
213 |
1 |
106.78 |
2016-10-28 |
| 25. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly f... |
106.46 |
1.1605 |
-0.0527 |
145 |
1 |
106.46 |
2020-01-31 |
| 26. |
And even though the moment passed me by, I still can't turn ... |
106.18 |
1.0227 |
0.0822 |
394 |
1 |
106.18 |
2020-01-24 |
| 27. |
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an... |
105.82 |
0.9719 |
0.1292 |
436 |
1 |
105.82 |
2020-01-24 |
| 28. |
We climbed, he first and I behind, until through a small rou... |
105.20 |
1.0737 |
0.0210 |
169 |
1 |
105.20 |
2020-01-31 |
| 29. |
I don't want my thoughts to die with me, I want to have done... |
105.11 |
1.0755 |
0.0183 |
225 |
1 |
105.11 |
2022-03-11 |
| 30. |
The Dark Lord has Nine. But we have One, mightier than they:... |
104.99 |
0.9168 |
0.1757 |
175 |
1 |
104.99 |
2020-01-20 |
| 31. |
Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clot... |
104.98 |
0.9577 |
0.1347 |
180 |
1 |
104.98 |
2020-01-31 |
| 32. |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... |
104.69 |
0.9730 |
0.1164 |
342 |
1 |
104.69 |
2017-12-08 |
| 33. |
Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendl... |
104.33 |
0.9537 |
0.1319 |
261 |
1 |
104.33 |
2020-01-24 |
| 34. |
We settled down together, in the bow of the boat, and we loo... |
103.83 |
1.0269 |
0.0535 |
356 |
1 |
103.83 |
2020-01-10 |
| 35. |
The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look... |
103.59 |
1.1114 |
-0.0335 |
204 |
1 |
103.59 |
2020-01-20 |
| 36. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
103.44 |
1.0441 |
0.0323 |
316 |
1 |
103.44 |
2016-11-04 |
| 37. |
The world's changing out there, there are a lot of new, exci... |
103.23 |
1.0504 |
0.0238 |
394 |
1 |
103.23 |
2022-03-26 |
| 38. |
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like t... |
103.08 |
1.1117 |
-0.0391 |
257 |
1 |
103.08 |
2022-03-10 |
| 39. |
Isn't everybody tired of the fighting? Isn't everybody tired... |
102.94 |
0.9461 |
0.1251 |
149 |
1 |
102.94 |
2017-12-08 |
| 40. |
The night is bitter, the stars have lost their glitter, the ... |
102.61 |
1.0701 |
-0.0024 |
242 |
1 |
102.61 |
2020-01-31 |
| 41. |
I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... |
102.54 |
1.0338 |
0.0332 |
201 |
1 |
102.54 |
2020-02-07 |
| 42. |
You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got ... |
102.29 |
0.9709 |
0.0935 |
201 |
1 |
102.29 |
2020-01-20 |
| 43. |
Can't stop thinking about if and when I die. For now I see t... |
102.26 |
0.8990 |
0.1651 |
214 |
1 |
102.26 |
2020-01-31 |
| 44. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
101.96 |
1.0391 |
0.0219 |
358 |
1 |
101.96 |
2017-12-08 |
| 45. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
101.90 |
1.0545 |
0.0058 |
416 |
1 |
101.90 |
2025-08-04 |
| 46. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
101.76 |
1.0555 |
0.0034 |
363 |
1 |
101.76 |
2015-03-23 |
| 47. |
Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape w... |
101.25 |
0.9115 |
0.1421 |
118 |
1 |
101.25 |
2020-01-21 |
| 48. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
101.22 |
1.0669 |
-0.0136 |
286 |
1 |
101.22 |
2016-10-23 |
| 49. |
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or... |
101.20 |
1.0254 |
0.0277 |
308 |
1 |
101.20 |
2020-01-31 |
| 50. |
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shri... |
100.96 |
0.9450 |
0.1056 |
280 |
1 |
100.96 |
2020-01-21 |
| 51. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
100.02 |
0.9532 |
0.0876 |
258 |
1 |
100.02 |
2018-02-05 |
| 52. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
99.94 |
1.0885 |
-0.0485 |
341 |
1 |
99.94 |
2016-11-02 |
| 53. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
99.90 |
1.0240 |
0.0155 |
256 |
1 |
99.90 |
2016-10-28 |
| 54. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
99.81 |
1.1022 |
-0.0636 |
259 |
1 |
99.81 |
2016-10-27 |
| 55. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
99.76 |
1.0788 |
-0.0407 |
171 |
1 |
99.76 |
2019-12-09 |
| 56. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
99.75 |
1.0091 |
0.0289 |
172 |
1 |
99.75 |
2016-11-04 |
| 57. |
Running was always a big thing in our family, specially runn... |
99.60 |
1.0110 |
0.0254 |
363 |
1 |
99.60 |
2022-03-26 |
| 58. |
Let me tell you a story. In 1999, Google was a little startu... |
99.50 |
0.9251 |
0.1103 |
351 |
1 |
99.50 |
2020-01-20 |
| 59. |
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue... |
99.29 |
1.0043 |
0.0289 |
203 |
1 |
99.29 |
2018-08-30 |
| 60. |
The higher a man stands on the social ladder, the greater th... |
99.25 |
1.0699 |
-0.0371 |
219 |
1 |
99.25 |
2020-01-20 |
| 61. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
99.09 |
1.0592 |
-0.0281 |
192 |
1 |
99.09 |
2022-03-10 |
| 62. |
I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlig... |
98.90 |
1.0217 |
0.0074 |
201 |
1 |
98.90 |
2020-01-10 |
| 63. |
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm goi... |
98.68 |
1.0550 |
-0.0282 |
371 |
1 |
98.68 |
2022-03-23 |
| 64. |
The observed brightness of a Lambertian surface may be writt... |
98.66 |
0.9478 |
0.0788 |
324 |
1 |
98.66 |
2018-02-20 |
| 65. |
In the middle of our life journey I found myself in a dark w... |
98.48 |
1.0185 |
0.0063 |
220 |
1 |
98.48 |
2017-12-08 |
| 66. |
Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to eve... |
98.40 |
0.9251 |
0.0988 |
149 |
1 |
98.40 |
2018-02-05 |
| 67. |
Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between th... |
98.36 |
0.9685 |
0.0550 |
194 |
1 |
98.36 |
2020-01-10 |
| 68. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
98.31 |
1.0944 |
-0.0714 |
308 |
1 |
98.31 |
2020-01-10 |
| 69. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
97.85 |
1.0282 |
-0.0100 |
226 |
1 |
97.85 |
2016-11-04 |
| 70. |
Tonight I'll dream while in my bed. When silly thoughts go t... |
97.84 |
1.0458 |
-0.0277 |
223 |
1 |
97.84 |
2022-03-10 |
| 71. |
This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance ... |
97.58 |
0.9128 |
0.1026 |
304 |
1 |
97.58 |
2018-02-20 |
| 72. |
There's a lullaby, saving us a riot. Giving back the time, s... |
97.51 |
0.9223 |
0.0924 |
281 |
1 |
97.51 |
2020-01-31 |
| 73. |
I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... |
97.45 |
1.0151 |
-0.0011 |
265 |
1 |
97.45 |
2020-02-07 |
| 74. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
97.31 |
1.0388 |
-0.0262 |
243 |
3 |
88.75 |
2021-02-27 |
| 75. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
96.88 |
1.0456 |
-0.0375 |
323 |
1 |
96.88 |
2022-03-10 |
| 76. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
96.77 |
1.0768 |
-0.0698 |
295 |
1 |
96.77 |
2016-10-28 |
| 77. |
Intrigued by that enigma, he dug so deeply into her sentimen... |
96.65 |
1.0483 |
-0.0426 |
181 |
1 |
96.65 |
2025-11-29 |
| 78. |
See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fift... |
96.43 |
0.9320 |
0.0714 |
243 |
1 |
96.43 |
2020-02-07 |
| 79. |
There are all sorts of dream interpretations, Freud's being ... |
96.35 |
0.9643 |
0.0383 |
244 |
1 |
96.35 |
2018-08-30 |
| 80. |
We were being treated like equals, but not out of respect. O... |
96.28 |
0.9308 |
0.0711 |
302 |
1 |
96.28 |
2020-02-07 |
| 81. |
Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on som... |
96.13 |
1.0023 |
-0.0020 |
189 |
1 |
96.13 |
2020-01-20 |
| 82. |
Final lap, I'm on top of the world, and I will never rest fo... |
96.05 |
0.9829 |
0.0166 |
452 |
1 |
96.05 |
2020-02-07 |
| 83. |
There's an old saying my late grandma taught me. When you're... |
96.00 |
0.9187 |
0.0803 |
262 |
1 |
96.00 |
2020-01-24 |
| 84. |
Fireflies, a million little pieces, feeds the dying light, a... |
95.39 |
1.0022 |
-0.0096 |
191 |
1 |
95.39 |
2019-12-09 |
| 85. |
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken h... |
95.25 |
0.9272 |
0.0640 |
390 |
1 |
95.25 |
2018-02-05 |
| 86. |
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret be... |
95.17 |
1.0218 |
-0.0315 |
222 |
1 |
95.17 |
2016-11-04 |
| 87. |
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked u... |
94.88 |
1.0642 |
-0.0769 |
326 |
1 |
94.88 |
2025-11-29 |
| 88. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
94.86 |
1.0368 |
-0.0497 |
276 |
1 |
94.86 |
2018-04-12 |
| 89. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
94.82 |
0.9330 |
0.0537 |
360 |
1 |
94.82 |
2015-03-25 |
| 90. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
94.81 |
1.0948 |
-0.1082 |
153 |
1 |
94.81 |
2016-11-02 |
| 91. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
94.42 |
0.9846 |
-0.0021 |
281 |
1 |
94.42 |
2022-03-23 |
| 92. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
94.38 |
0.9933 |
-0.0112 |
215 |
1 |
94.38 |
2016-10-23 |
| 93. |
There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - ... |
94.35 |
0.9091 |
0.0727 |
224 |
1 |
94.35 |
2020-01-20 |
| 94. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
94.24 |
1.0150 |
-0.0344 |
325 |
1 |
94.24 |
2016-10-28 |
| 95. |
OK. Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. I'm sorry I ma... |
94.03 |
0.9526 |
0.0259 |
209 |
1 |
94.03 |
2019-10-10 |
| 96. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
93.63 |
0.9966 |
-0.0223 |
259 |
1 |
93.63 |
2020-01-31 |
| 97. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
93.50 |
0.9317 |
0.0412 |
148 |
1 |
93.50 |
2020-01-31 |
| 98. |
The rising heat from multiple fires, caused by the heat flas... |
93.30 |
0.9698 |
0.0011 |
291 |
1 |
93.30 |
2020-01-31 |
| 99. |
The unhappy are egoistic, spiteful, unjust, cruel, and less ... |
93.17 |
0.9505 |
0.0190 |
349 |
1 |
93.17 |
2020-02-07 |
| 100. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
92.97 |
0.9260 |
0.0414 |
243 |
1 |
92.97 |
2020-01-31 |
| 101. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
92.96 |
1.0795 |
-0.1122 |
226 |
1 |
92.96 |
2015-03-25 |
| 102. |
As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old... |
92.94 |
1.0325 |
-0.0654 |
413 |
1 |
92.94 |
2018-02-05 |
| 103. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
92.88 |
1.0498 |
-0.0833 |
180 |
1 |
92.88 |
2015-03-25 |
| 104. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
92.71 |
0.9838 |
-0.0191 |
426 |
1 |
92.71 |
2018-02-05 |
| 105. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
92.66 |
1.0173 |
-0.0531 |
208 |
1 |
92.66 |
2020-01-10 |
| 106. |
Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to prete... |
92.47 |
0.9423 |
0.0199 |
303 |
1 |
92.47 |
2020-01-20 |
| 107. |
Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if... |
92.42 |
0.9425 |
0.0192 |
259 |
1 |
92.42 |
2020-01-20 |
| 108. |
It was the same kind of ominous voice; but these men could b... |
92.39 |
0.9660 |
-0.0046 |
235 |
1 |
92.39 |
2020-01-20 |
| 109. |
It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote him... |
92.37 |
1.0114 |
-0.0502 |
312 |
1 |
92.37 |
2020-01-10 |
| 110. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
92.30 |
0.9665 |
-0.0060 |
326 |
1 |
92.30 |
2016-10-28 |
| 111. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
92.24 |
0.9768 |
-0.0170 |
387 |
1 |
92.24 |
2020-01-20 |
| 112. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
92.21 |
1.0319 |
-0.0724 |
215 |
1 |
92.21 |
2016-10-27 |
| 113. |
Everybody can taste vanilla. Pay a little more attention, us... |
92.20 |
0.9179 |
0.0415 |
456 |
1 |
92.20 |
2020-01-24 |
| 114. |
The titanium business was in a state of flux during the 1990... |
92.06 |
0.9218 |
0.0362 |
383 |
1 |
92.06 |
2020-01-20 |
| 115. |
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you th... |
91.86 |
0.9637 |
-0.0078 |
241 |
1 |
91.86 |
2018-02-20 |
| 116. |
Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no un... |
91.82 |
0.9626 |
-0.0071 |
364 |
1 |
91.82 |
2016-10-26 |
| 117. |
There was once a fish that lived in a pond. One day, he met ... |
91.80 |
0.9993 |
-0.0440 |
345 |
1 |
91.80 |
2022-03-09 |
| 118. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
91.78 |
1.0423 |
-0.0873 |
162 |
1 |
91.78 |
2022-03-09 |
| 119. |
I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've ... |
91.75 |
0.9106 |
0.0441 |
273 |
1 |
91.75 |
2020-01-20 |
| 120. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
91.75 |
1.0679 |
-0.1132 |
256 |
1 |
91.75 |
2016-10-28 |
| 121. |
When it was announced that the Library contained all books, ... |
91.71 |
0.9410 |
0.0133 |
286 |
1 |
91.71 |
2020-02-07 |
| 122. |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... |
91.63 |
1.0299 |
-0.0764 |
209 |
1 |
91.63 |
2018-08-30 |
| 123. |
You think there's something feminine about it? My father was... |
91.44 |
0.9580 |
-0.0065 |
331 |
1 |
91.44 |
2020-01-24 |
| 124. |
The doctor said I had tomato loss... all right. Dr. Amnesia ... |
91.38 |
0.9399 |
0.0110 |
207 |
1 |
91.38 |
2021-12-01 |
| 125. |
Three hidden keys open three secret gates wherein the errant... |
91.15 |
1.0267 |
-0.0782 |
187 |
1 |
91.15 |
2016-11-01 |
| 126. |
On the sidewalk across from me, near the entrance to a barbe... |
91.14 |
0.9534 |
-0.0050 |
536 |
1 |
91.14 |
2020-01-21 |
| 127. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
90.91 |
0.9881 |
-0.0421 |
424 |
1 |
90.91 |
2016-10-23 |
| 128. |
In his Phaedo, Plato describes another vision of the afterli... |
90.87 |
0.9128 |
0.0328 |
381 |
1 |
90.87 |
2020-02-07 |
| 129. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
90.71 |
1.0419 |
-0.0980 |
261 |
1 |
90.71 |
2016-10-27 |
| 130. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
90.13 |
1.0314 |
-0.0935 |
452 |
1 |
90.13 |
2015-03-30 |
| 131. |
For most people, the ringing of a phone was a welcome sign. ... |
90.13 |
0.9773 |
-0.0394 |
220 |
1 |
90.13 |
2016-11-04 |
| 132. |
I was oppressed with a sense of vague discontent and dissati... |
89.93 |
1.0000 |
-0.0642 |
269 |
1 |
89.93 |
2017-12-08 |
| 133. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
89.86 |
0.8933 |
0.0418 |
363 |
1 |
89.86 |
2020-01-21 |
| 134. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
89.85 |
1.0060 |
-0.0710 |
171 |
1 |
89.85 |
2015-03-29 |
| 135. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
89.35 |
1.0714 |
-0.1416 |
129 |
1 |
89.35 |
2015-03-30 |
| 136. |
Boy, you got rights and lefts. Ups and downs and middles. So... |
88.89 |
0.8496 |
0.0754 |
396 |
1 |
88.89 |
2018-02-19 |
| 137. |
The Jinmoti of Bozlen Two kill the hereditary ritual assassi... |
88.49 |
0.8408 |
0.0800 |
183 |
1 |
88.49 |
2020-01-31 |
| 138. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
87.92 |
0.9965 |
-0.0816 |
168 |
1 |
87.92 |
2017-12-08 |
| 139. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
87.58 |
0.9907 |
-0.0794 |
211 |
1 |
87.58 |
2015-03-25 |
| 140. |
I was giving up. I would have given up - if a voice hadn't m... |
87.44 |
0.9421 |
-0.0322 |
373 |
1 |
87.44 |
2020-01-26 |
| 141. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
87.40 |
0.9023 |
0.0072 |
231 |
1 |
87.40 |
2020-01-20 |
| 142. |
When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India decid... |
87.12 |
0.9480 |
-0.0414 |
273 |
1 |
87.12 |
2017-12-08 |
| 143. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
87.02 |
1.0203 |
-0.1148 |
400 |
1 |
87.02 |
2015-03-25 |
| 144. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
86.93 |
1.0284 |
-0.1238 |
282 |
1 |
86.93 |
2018-02-05 |
| 145. |
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connec... |
86.49 |
0.8300 |
0.0700 |
208 |
1 |
86.49 |
2020-01-10 |
| 146. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
85.18 |
1.0025 |
-0.1161 |
256 |
1 |
85.18 |
2015-03-29 |
| 147. |
Daddy's flown across the ocean. Leaving just a memory. A sna... |
84.37 |
0.9750 |
-0.0971 |
256 |
1 |
84.37 |
2025-11-29 |
| 148. |
See the stone set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your ... |
83.93 |
1.0377 |
-0.1643 |
177 |
1 |
83.93 |
2022-03-09 |
| 149. |
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside... |
83.89 |
1.0706 |
-0.1977 |
215 |
1 |
83.89 |
2025-11-29 |
| 150. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
83.63 |
0.9429 |
-0.0727 |
287 |
1 |
83.63 |
2016-10-27 |
| 151. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
83.43 |
0.9309 |
-0.0627 |
284 |
1 |
83.43 |
2015-03-29 |
| 152. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
82.28 |
0.9833 |
-0.1271 |
355 |
1 |
82.28 |
2015-03-30 |
| 153. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
82.27 |
1.0254 |
-0.1693 |
217 |
1 |
82.27 |
2015-03-30 |
| 154. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
82.11 |
0.9612 |
-0.1068 |
256 |
1 |
82.11 |
2015-03-29 |
| 155. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
82.11 |
0.9697 |
-0.1153 |
249 |
1 |
82.11 |
2015-03-23 |
| 156. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
79.58 |
1.0252 |
-0.1971 |
176 |
1 |
79.58 |
2016-10-27 |
| 157. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
79.03 |
1.0169 |
-0.1945 |
346 |
1 |
79.03 |
2015-03-29 |
| 158. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
77.83 |
0.9176 |
-0.1077 |
365 |
1 |
77.83 |
2015-03-23 |
| 159. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
76.42 |
0.8916 |
-0.0964 |
216 |
1 |
76.42 |
2015-03-29 |
| 160. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
76.36 |
0.9120 |
-0.1174 |
436 |
1 |
76.36 |
2015-03-25 |
| 161. |
Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whist... |
76.23 |
0.9755 |
-0.1823 |
190 |
1 |
76.23 |
2022-03-10 |
| 162. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
75.15 |
0.9125 |
-0.1305 |
308 |
1 |
75.15 |
2015-03-30 |
| 163. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
73.35 |
0.9731 |
-0.2098 |
129 |
1 |
73.35 |
2015-03-30 |
| 164. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
71.99 |
1.1180 |
-0.3689 |
144 |
1 |
71.99 |
2015-06-14 |
| 165. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
69.91 |
0.9946 |
-0.2671 |
246 |
1 |
69.91 |
2015-03-30 |
| 166. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
69.87 |
0.9916 |
-0.2645 |
282 |
1 |
69.87 |
2015-03-23 |
| 167. |
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'cause y... |
69.44 |
1.0651 |
-0.3425 |
200 |
1 |
69.44 |
2025-11-30 |
| 168. |
I felt that even when they were polite they hardly saw me, t... |
68.20 |
1.0429 |
-0.3332 |
270 |
1 |
68.20 |
2025-11-30 |