Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one o... |
54.09 |
1.0368 |
0.2283 |
116 |
1 |
54.09 |
2023-08-19 |
2. |
I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner. I am... |
51.89 |
1.0925 |
0.1211 |
222 |
1 |
51.89 |
2023-08-18 |
3. |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... |
51.55 |
1.1418 |
0.0639 |
235 |
1 |
51.55 |
2023-08-20 |
4. |
The morning sun in all its glory greets the day with hope an... |
51.48 |
1.0039 |
0.2001 |
134 |
1 |
51.48 |
2023-08-20 |
5. |
Nothing makes time pass or shortens the way like a thought t... |
51.26 |
1.0703 |
0.1286 |
278 |
1 |
51.26 |
2023-08-21 |
6. |
Something's up, commander. We got called in for a rescue mis... |
50.88 |
1.0291 |
0.1609 |
231 |
1 |
50.88 |
2023-08-19 |
7. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
50.66 |
0.9572 |
0.2277 |
201 |
1 |
50.66 |
2023-08-15 |
8. |
I believe a man lost in the mazes of his own mind may imagin... |
50.28 |
0.9661 |
0.2099 |
81 |
1 |
50.28 |
2023-08-20 |
9. |
I came to understand him to mean you could stop at, not all,... |
50.04 |
1.1532 |
0.0172 |
257 |
1 |
50.04 |
2023-08-19 |
10. |
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every d... |
49.64 |
1.0389 |
0.1221 |
118 |
1 |
49.64 |
2023-08-10 |
11. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
48.82 |
1.0863 |
0.0555 |
210 |
2 |
45.54 |
2023-08-20 |
12. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
48.73 |
1.1014 |
0.0383 |
273 |
1 |
48.73 |
2023-08-17 |
13. |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you... |
48.69 |
1.0237 |
0.1151 |
227 |
1 |
48.69 |
2023-08-20 |
14. |
Fortune, which has a great deal of power in other matters bu... |
48.62 |
1.0316 |
0.1056 |
153 |
1 |
48.62 |
2023-08-18 |
15. |
Perhaps love is like a window, perhaps an open door. It invi... |
48.51 |
1.0630 |
0.0716 |
209 |
1 |
48.51 |
2023-08-21 |
16. |
As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I want ... |
48.42 |
0.9862 |
0.1463 |
107 |
1 |
48.42 |
2023-08-20 |
17. |
I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to... |
48.34 |
1.0414 |
0.0892 |
181 |
1 |
48.34 |
2023-08-15 |
18. |
I can't have been there when brains were handed 'round or ge... |
48.24 |
1.0589 |
0.0694 |
187 |
1 |
48.24 |
2023-08-22 |
19. |
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one.... |
47.94 |
1.0451 |
0.0762 |
202 |
1 |
47.94 |
2023-08-20 |
20. |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... |
47.89 |
1.0543 |
0.0658 |
215 |
1 |
47.89 |
2023-08-22 |
21. |
To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and... |
47.79 |
1.0882 |
0.0295 |
191 |
1 |
47.79 |
2023-08-22 |
22. |
When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your though... |
47.70 |
1.0339 |
0.0817 |
170 |
1 |
47.70 |
2023-08-20 |
23. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
47.64 |
1.1016 |
0.0126 |
233 |
1 |
47.64 |
2023-08-14 |
24. |
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman ... |
47.54 |
1.0567 |
0.0552 |
236 |
1 |
47.54 |
2023-08-21 |
25. |
I don't want to talk about it! Every time I think about some... |
47.39 |
1.0738 |
0.0346 |
143 |
1 |
47.39 |
2023-08-20 |
26. |
I want you to be very clear about this: You were fired. I wa... |
47.06 |
1.0427 |
0.0580 |
214 |
1 |
47.06 |
2023-08-22 |
27. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
47.06 |
0.9729 |
0.1278 |
255 |
1 |
47.06 |
2023-08-21 |
28. |
There are those who say that the world is like a calm pond, ... |
47.01 |
1.0901 |
0.0094 |
276 |
1 |
47.01 |
2023-08-20 |
29. |
The highlander seemed to float through life very much the sa... |
46.95 |
1.0620 |
0.0361 |
141 |
1 |
46.95 |
2023-08-20 |
30. |
The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the ... |
46.69 |
1.0752 |
0.0168 |
166 |
1 |
46.69 |
2023-08-19 |
31. |
We passionately long that there may be another life in which... |
46.69 |
1.0815 |
0.0105 |
298 |
1 |
46.69 |
2023-08-15 |
32. |
I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry. I kno... |
46.55 |
1.1387 |
-0.0500 |
249 |
1 |
46.55 |
2023-08-18 |
33. |
People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsid... |
46.24 |
1.0185 |
0.0630 |
167 |
1 |
46.24 |
2023-08-18 |
34. |
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie... |
46.15 |
0.9258 |
0.1536 |
118 |
1 |
46.15 |
2023-08-14 |
35. |
When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. The... |
46.07 |
1.0912 |
-0.0137 |
302 |
1 |
46.07 |
2023-08-13 |
36. |
I often think that men don't understand what is noble and wh... |
45.88 |
1.0230 |
0.0501 |
109 |
1 |
45.88 |
2023-08-13 |
37. |
There is a theory, for which there is much to be said, that ... |
45.86 |
1.0433 |
0.0293 |
145 |
1 |
45.86 |
2023-08-14 |
38. |
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be f... |
45.74 |
1.0187 |
0.0511 |
151 |
1 |
45.74 |
2023-08-15 |
39. |
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted... |
45.71 |
1.0326 |
0.0365 |
150 |
2 |
42.12 |
2023-08-15 |
40. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
45.46 |
0.9721 |
0.0911 |
306 |
1 |
45.46 |
2023-08-20 |
41. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
45.45 |
1.0499 |
0.0131 |
173 |
2 |
43.43 |
2023-08-14 |
42. |
I never wanted that. Of course, it's one thing not to want s... |
45.42 |
1.1124 |
-0.0501 |
244 |
1 |
45.42 |
2023-08-10 |
43. |
I'd have wasted a lot of time and trouble before I learned t... |
45.31 |
1.0479 |
0.0118 |
181 |
1 |
45.31 |
2023-08-12 |
44. |
You see, the rays from the star pass so near the sun that th... |
45.31 |
1.0513 |
0.0084 |
89 |
1 |
45.31 |
2023-08-13 |
45. |
Every computer has some main memory it uses to hold executin... |
45.19 |
1.0677 |
-0.0108 |
241 |
1 |
45.19 |
2023-08-20 |
46. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
45.13 |
1.1101 |
-0.0546 |
235 |
1 |
45.13 |
2023-08-23 |
47. |
There was nothing there, and they would find nothing. But al... |
45.13 |
1.0746 |
-0.0191 |
312 |
1 |
45.13 |
2023-08-20 |
48. |
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The nam... |
45.12 |
1.0233 |
0.0320 |
170 |
1 |
45.12 |
2023-08-13 |
49. |
We long for things that harm us and run from the things that... |
45.10 |
1.1109 |
-0.0561 |
116 |
1 |
45.10 |
2023-08-15 |
50. |
Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. T... |
45.09 |
1.0877 |
-0.0331 |
202 |
1 |
45.09 |
2023-08-18 |
51. |
Many people may not be aware of the connection between their... |
45.08 |
1.0456 |
0.0088 |
238 |
1 |
45.08 |
2023-08-18 |
52. |
The poor and the middle class work for money. The rich have ... |
45.01 |
0.9907 |
0.0620 |
80 |
1 |
45.01 |
2023-08-19 |
53. |
In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w... |
44.98 |
1.1182 |
-0.0662 |
204 |
1 |
44.98 |
2023-08-17 |
54. |
English factories make the cloth that makes our poverty. All... |
44.96 |
1.0395 |
0.0121 |
232 |
1 |
44.96 |
2023-08-20 |
55. |
I needed all the feelings to stop boiling like a pot of dal ... |
44.96 |
1.0095 |
0.0421 |
100 |
1 |
44.96 |
2023-08-19 |
56. |
I want to be very small, and I want you to put me in your po... |
44.95 |
1.1222 |
-0.0709 |
161 |
1 |
44.95 |
2023-08-15 |
57. |
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people w... |
44.94 |
1.0930 |
-0.0419 |
137 |
1 |
44.94 |
2023-08-20 |
58. |
She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can t... |
44.94 |
1.1142 |
-0.0631 |
212 |
1 |
44.94 |
2023-08-16 |
59. |
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... |
44.92 |
1.0767 |
-0.0261 |
206 |
1 |
44.92 |
2023-08-14 |
60. |
Some might say that sunshine follows thunder, go and tell it... |
44.91 |
1.0896 |
-0.0392 |
232 |
1 |
44.91 |
2023-08-21 |
61. |
Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a... |
44.88 |
1.0461 |
0.0036 |
238 |
1 |
44.88 |
2023-08-23 |
62. |
For what you see and hear depends a good deal on where you a... |
44.81 |
1.0853 |
-0.0373 |
120 |
1 |
44.81 |
2023-08-13 |
63. |
For one thing, it sounded like two rival cricket symphonies ... |
44.75 |
1.0094 |
0.0372 |
285 |
1 |
44.75 |
2023-08-15 |
64. |
In the case of college students, 80 to 90 percent of respond... |
44.74 |
0.9319 |
0.1145 |
148 |
1 |
44.74 |
2023-08-18 |
65. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
44.71 |
1.0774 |
-0.0317 |
219 |
1 |
44.71 |
2023-08-10 |
66. |
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You d... |
44.59 |
1.0369 |
0.0060 |
244 |
1 |
44.59 |
2023-08-18 |
67. |
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of ... |
44.55 |
0.9979 |
0.0441 |
113 |
1 |
44.55 |
2023-08-20 |
68. |
Come, sweetheart mine, don't sit and pine. Tell me of the ca... |
44.48 |
1.0246 |
0.0157 |
323 |
1 |
44.48 |
2023-08-14 |
69. |
He looked around for the others. They weren't there. He look... |
44.46 |
1.0629 |
-0.0230 |
231 |
1 |
44.46 |
2023-08-15 |
70. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
44.43 |
1.0948 |
-0.0556 |
153 |
1 |
44.43 |
2023-08-18 |
71. |
People who are really busy never have enough time to become ... |
44.43 |
1.0184 |
0.0208 |
185 |
1 |
44.43 |
2023-08-23 |
72. |
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf ... |
44.42 |
0.9679 |
0.0710 |
87 |
1 |
44.42 |
2023-08-19 |
73. |
He didn't have to know how it would stand if he didn't look ... |
44.39 |
0.9942 |
0.0440 |
92 |
1 |
44.39 |
2023-08-15 |
74. |
It may sound like music to her. I can do better with my teet... |
44.37 |
1.0136 |
0.0242 |
79 |
1 |
44.37 |
2023-08-22 |
75. |
Just one day, if I can be with you. Just one day, if I can h... |
44.33 |
1.0463 |
-0.0095 |
153 |
1 |
44.33 |
2023-08-13 |
76. |
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Tak... |
44.30 |
1.0460 |
-0.0099 |
206 |
1 |
44.30 |
2023-08-17 |
77. |
No matter how much insight and understanding we develop, the... |
44.26 |
1.0466 |
-0.0114 |
149 |
1 |
44.26 |
2023-08-23 |
78. |
Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely. We filled it ... |
44.19 |
1.0211 |
0.0124 |
161 |
1 |
44.19 |
2023-08-16 |
79. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
44.16 |
1.0368 |
-0.0040 |
276 |
1 |
44.16 |
2023-08-22 |
80. |
There are moments in life we should just be able to have a r... |
44.11 |
1.0693 |
-0.0376 |
225 |
1 |
44.11 |
2023-08-14 |
81. |
So much of this story is about human will, about what we can... |
44.03 |
1.0863 |
-0.0565 |
261 |
1 |
44.03 |
2023-08-17 |
82. |
A great book should leave you with many experiences, and sli... |
43.95 |
1.0028 |
0.0251 |
125 |
1 |
43.95 |
2023-08-23 |
83. |
And when he came to, he was flat on his back on the beach in... |
43.95 |
1.0863 |
-0.0584 |
142 |
1 |
43.95 |
2023-08-15 |
84. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
43.85 |
1.0337 |
-0.0081 |
214 |
1 |
43.85 |
2023-08-20 |
85. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
43.75 |
1.0331 |
-0.0098 |
234 |
1 |
43.75 |
2023-08-16 |
86. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
43.72 |
1.0379 |
-0.0153 |
245 |
1 |
43.72 |
2023-08-22 |
87. |
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down. You can't let ... |
43.65 |
1.0315 |
-0.0106 |
184 |
1 |
43.65 |
2023-08-23 |
88. |
Great things don't happen in tiny little increments. You kno... |
43.56 |
0.9589 |
0.0599 |
118 |
2 |
42.42 |
2023-08-18 |
89. |
Like a good novel, clean code should clearly expose the tens... |
43.55 |
0.9927 |
0.0259 |
266 |
1 |
43.55 |
2023-08-19 |
90. |
You are not the man you used to be. You are stronger and wis... |
43.53 |
1.1101 |
-0.0920 |
213 |
1 |
43.53 |
2023-08-14 |
91. |
We spent as much money as we could, and got as little for it... |
43.48 |
1.0486 |
-0.0317 |
400 |
1 |
43.48 |
2023-08-16 |
92. |
The breath of the morning, I keep forgetting the smell of th... |
43.48 |
1.0382 |
-0.0213 |
353 |
1 |
43.48 |
2023-08-21 |
93. |
Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... |
43.48 |
1.0564 |
-0.0395 |
235 |
1 |
43.48 |
2023-08-14 |
94. |
I'm so in love with you. And I hope you know, darling, your ... |
43.45 |
0.9923 |
0.0239 |
232 |
2 |
38.74 |
2023-08-20 |
95. |
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer w... |
43.45 |
1.0079 |
0.0083 |
234 |
1 |
43.45 |
2023-08-13 |
96. |
And, thus, we could transform those dark days of humanity in... |
43.44 |
0.9226 |
0.0934 |
120 |
1 |
43.44 |
2023-08-18 |
97. |
Don't you see? What these two people, who are such geniuses ... |
43.36 |
1.0183 |
-0.0042 |
292 |
1 |
43.36 |
2023-08-21 |
98. |
Getting into trouble is not a bad thing. It's proof that som... |
43.21 |
1.0356 |
-0.0250 |
150 |
1 |
43.21 |
2023-08-21 |
99. |
I think reality is thin, you know, thin as lake ice after a ... |
43.20 |
1.0599 |
-0.0495 |
157 |
1 |
43.20 |
2023-08-10 |
100. |
Your outcomes are a lagging measure of your habits. Your net... |
43.12 |
1.1100 |
-0.1015 |
314 |
1 |
43.12 |
2023-08-20 |
101. |
You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's sou... |
43.11 |
1.0633 |
-0.0550 |
245 |
1 |
43.11 |
2023-08-23 |
102. |
Ladies and gentlemen, either you are closing your eyes to a ... |
43.10 |
1.0355 |
-0.0274 |
210 |
1 |
43.10 |
2023-08-15 |
103. |
What is going to happen to Kazi, Mama? He's the only one who... |
43.08 |
1.0052 |
0.0024 |
267 |
1 |
43.08 |
2023-08-17 |
104. |
It took a lot of energy to ask that question. I wished he ha... |
43.07 |
0.9446 |
0.0628 |
122 |
1 |
43.07 |
2023-08-14 |
105. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
42.98 |
1.0335 |
-0.0283 |
294 |
1 |
42.98 |
2023-08-16 |
106. |
In your heart I see the start of every night and every day. ... |
42.96 |
1.0679 |
-0.0631 |
172 |
1 |
42.96 |
2023-08-14 |
107. |
You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated th... |
42.94 |
1.0066 |
-0.0023 |
184 |
1 |
42.94 |
2023-08-14 |
108. |
If I had known you were going to come straight up to my offi... |
42.93 |
1.0114 |
-0.0073 |
120 |
1 |
42.93 |
2023-08-23 |
109. |
People won't be people when you hear this sound, that's been... |
42.92 |
1.0533 |
-0.0495 |
242 |
1 |
42.92 |
2023-08-19 |
110. |
You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... |
42.91 |
1.0243 |
-0.0207 |
237 |
1 |
42.91 |
2023-08-13 |
111. |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
42.90 |
1.0624 |
-0.0590 |
249 |
1 |
42.90 |
2023-08-14 |
112. |
I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, a... |
42.86 |
1.1132 |
-0.1108 |
238 |
1 |
42.86 |
2023-08-21 |
113. |
I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... |
42.79 |
1.0316 |
-0.0308 |
313 |
1 |
42.79 |
2023-08-18 |
114. |
There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as lon... |
42.74 |
1.0372 |
-0.0376 |
183 |
1 |
42.74 |
2023-08-17 |
115. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
42.66 |
0.9882 |
0.0096 |
198 |
1 |
42.66 |
2023-08-20 |
116. |
The moon belongs to everyone; the best things in life are fr... |
42.64 |
1.0652 |
-0.0679 |
292 |
1 |
42.64 |
2023-08-13 |
117. |
Now if you choose not to respond to my parental authority I ... |
42.62 |
1.0049 |
-0.0081 |
152 |
1 |
42.62 |
2023-08-18 |
118. |
What was the power that turned the worm into a moth? It was ... |
42.52 |
1.0414 |
-0.0469 |
188 |
1 |
42.52 |
2023-08-18 |
119. |
Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth ... |
42.47 |
1.0811 |
-0.0878 |
263 |
1 |
42.47 |
2023-08-15 |
120. |
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, picking... |
42.46 |
1.0371 |
-0.0440 |
205 |
1 |
42.46 |
2023-08-14 |
121. |
The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take wha... |
42.46 |
1.0195 |
-0.0264 |
257 |
2 |
42.10 |
2023-08-20 |
122. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
42.44 |
1.0255 |
-0.0329 |
320 |
1 |
42.44 |
2023-08-22 |
123. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
42.36 |
1.0398 |
-0.0491 |
110 |
1 |
42.36 |
2023-08-16 |
124. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
42.18 |
1.0484 |
-0.0619 |
267 |
1 |
42.18 |
2023-08-16 |
125. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
42.14 |
1.0577 |
-0.0721 |
247 |
2 |
42.11 |
2023-08-19 |
126. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
42.09 |
1.0232 |
-0.0388 |
236 |
1 |
42.09 |
2023-08-20 |
127. |
To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundatio... |
42.08 |
1.0627 |
-0.0785 |
311 |
1 |
42.08 |
2023-08-21 |
128. |
I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come fo... |
42.06 |
1.0181 |
-0.0344 |
202 |
1 |
42.06 |
2023-08-15 |
129. |
You crushed us to build your monarchy on the backs of our bl... |
41.87 |
0.9754 |
0.0039 |
150 |
1 |
41.87 |
2023-08-22 |
130. |
I sense there's something in the wind. That feels like trage... |
41.86 |
1.0887 |
-0.1096 |
285 |
1 |
41.86 |
2023-08-21 |
131. |
Working hard is important, but there's something that matter... |
41.84 |
1.0634 |
-0.0848 |
242 |
1 |
41.84 |
2023-08-15 |
132. |
I only lose my fear when I run. I won't lose a tear when I r... |
41.74 |
1.0715 |
-0.0953 |
131 |
1 |
41.74 |
2023-08-14 |
133. |
The end of the world started when a Pegasus landed on the ho... |
41.74 |
0.9573 |
0.0189 |
120 |
1 |
41.74 |
2023-08-20 |
134. |
Mostly, I could tell, I made him feel uncomfortable. He didn... |
41.67 |
1.0167 |
-0.0421 |
285 |
1 |
41.67 |
2023-08-17 |
135. |
Eating, bathing, having a girlfriend, having an active socia... |
41.62 |
1.0328 |
-0.0594 |
216 |
1 |
41.62 |
2023-08-10 |
136. |
She came into a room; she stood, as he had often seen her, i... |
41.61 |
0.9862 |
-0.0130 |
308 |
1 |
41.61 |
2023-08-14 |
137. |
Since painting embraces within itself all the forms of natur... |
41.60 |
1.0519 |
-0.0789 |
148 |
1 |
41.60 |
2023-08-20 |
138. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
41.60 |
1.0129 |
-0.0399 |
68 |
1 |
41.60 |
2023-08-11 |
139. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
41.53 |
1.0214 |
-0.0501 |
281 |
1 |
41.53 |
2023-08-13 |
140. |
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time, impossible as it ma... |
41.48 |
1.0710 |
-0.1008 |
244 |
1 |
41.48 |
2023-08-14 |
141. |
The wonders of life and the universe are mere reflections of... |
41.35 |
0.9814 |
-0.0143 |
155 |
1 |
41.35 |
2023-08-10 |
142. |
It is indeed true that, in contrast to the exhilaration whic... |
41.31 |
1.0124 |
-0.0462 |
227 |
1 |
41.31 |
2023-08-20 |
143. |
There are many people who reach their conclusions about life... |
41.31 |
1.0402 |
-0.0740 |
187 |
1 |
41.31 |
2023-08-14 |
144. |
I don't know, you're made of metal, but you have feelings...... |
41.26 |
1.0904 |
-0.1254 |
204 |
1 |
41.26 |
2023-08-21 |
145. |
Oh, I don't know. I mean, what makes you think that elves ar... |
41.25 |
1.0264 |
-0.0616 |
408 |
1 |
41.25 |
2023-08-16 |
146. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
41.16 |
1.0124 |
-0.0497 |
204 |
1 |
41.16 |
2023-08-20 |
147. |
I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none... |
41.15 |
1.0981 |
-0.1357 |
153 |
1 |
41.15 |
2023-08-13 |
148. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
40.63 |
0.9697 |
-0.0194 |
249 |
1 |
40.63 |
2023-08-13 |
149. |
For the first time the magnitude of what he had undertaken c... |
40.63 |
1.0627 |
-0.1124 |
316 |
1 |
40.63 |
2023-08-14 |
150. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
40.61 |
1.0205 |
-0.0707 |
179 |
1 |
40.61 |
2023-08-14 |
151. |
If someone gives you an opinion and says, "Hey, you look so ... |
40.57 |
1.0068 |
-0.0579 |
312 |
1 |
40.57 |
2023-08-15 |
152. |
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time. Honey, ... |
40.55 |
1.0578 |
-0.1094 |
205 |
1 |
40.55 |
2023-08-13 |
153. |
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why but lis... |
40.51 |
1.0886 |
-0.1411 |
203 |
1 |
40.51 |
2023-08-10 |
154. |
The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They ... |
40.38 |
1.0111 |
-0.0667 |
173 |
1 |
40.38 |
2023-08-18 |
155. |
She would follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her hea... |
40.28 |
1.0913 |
-0.1492 |
223 |
1 |
40.28 |
2023-08-18 |
156. |
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drink... |
40.21 |
1.0221 |
-0.0816 |
168 |
1 |
40.21 |
2023-08-15 |
157. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
40.06 |
1.0154 |
-0.0784 |
351 |
1 |
40.06 |
2023-08-19 |
158. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
39.89 |
1.0320 |
-0.0990 |
293 |
1 |
39.89 |
2023-08-11 |
159. |
If you want to hang on my shoulder, I'm standing here. If yo... |
39.86 |
1.0334 |
-0.1011 |
247 |
1 |
39.86 |
2023-08-18 |
160. |
You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... |
39.83 |
1.0744 |
-0.1428 |
144 |
1 |
39.83 |
2023-08-12 |
161. |
You see, I'm moving on fast. Finally got the pass, gonna lea... |
39.68 |
1.0364 |
-0.1083 |
130 |
1 |
39.68 |
2023-08-19 |
162. |
This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and des... |
39.65 |
1.0303 |
-0.1029 |
118 |
1 |
39.65 |
2023-08-16 |
163. |
Take one moment to escape, it will change your mood when you... |
39.61 |
1.0627 |
-0.1363 |
298 |
1 |
39.61 |
2023-08-13 |
164. |
I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a ... |
39.47 |
1.0651 |
-0.1419 |
185 |
1 |
39.47 |
2023-08-13 |
165. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
39.42 |
0.9798 |
-0.0578 |
199 |
1 |
39.42 |
2023-08-20 |
166. |
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it bri... |
39.37 |
1.0318 |
-0.1110 |
126 |
1 |
39.37 |
2023-08-13 |
167. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
39.28 |
0.9089 |
0.0098 |
342 |
1 |
39.28 |
2023-08-14 |
168. |
If you had an injury and your doctor said it might help, wou... |
39.27 |
1.0076 |
-0.0891 |
150 |
1 |
39.27 |
2023-08-10 |
169. |
I think that those two people want to be together. I think t... |
39.25 |
1.0952 |
-0.1772 |
216 |
1 |
39.25 |
2023-08-10 |
170. |
Look, you've convinced yourself that you've traded away your... |
39.25 |
1.0304 |
-0.1124 |
269 |
1 |
39.25 |
2023-08-19 |
171. |
What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without sayi... |
39.20 |
0.9651 |
-0.0483 |
146 |
1 |
39.20 |
2023-08-10 |
172. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
39.04 |
0.9411 |
-0.0280 |
318 |
1 |
39.04 |
2023-08-13 |
173. |
Do not worry because you have no official position. Worry ab... |
39.01 |
0.9686 |
-0.0562 |
175 |
1 |
39.01 |
2023-08-10 |
174. |
Green is the sound the wind makes, rustling through the tree... |
38.67 |
1.0495 |
-0.1451 |
292 |
1 |
38.67 |
2023-08-13 |
175. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
38.61 |
0.8900 |
0.0130 |
164 |
1 |
38.61 |
2023-08-13 |
176. |
Oh, this kindergarten crush is gettin' me wrong. I don't kno... |
38.35 |
1.0229 |
-0.1259 |
208 |
1 |
38.35 |
2023-08-11 |
177. |
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio bet... |
38.23 |
0.9725 |
-0.0784 |
113 |
1 |
38.23 |
2023-08-18 |
178. |
This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life, and everyo... |
38.05 |
1.0254 |
-0.1355 |
220 |
1 |
38.05 |
2023-08-13 |
179. |
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pai... |
38.03 |
0.9918 |
-0.1023 |
233 |
1 |
38.03 |
2023-08-13 |
180. |
I shall honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all ... |
37.98 |
1.0506 |
-0.1623 |
172 |
1 |
37.98 |
2023-08-10 |
181. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
37.93 |
0.9654 |
-0.0783 |
145 |
1 |
37.93 |
2023-08-16 |
182. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
37.79 |
1.0138 |
-0.1299 |
231 |
2 |
35.94 |
2023-08-11 |
183. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
37.78 |
1.0788 |
-0.1952 |
171 |
1 |
37.78 |
2023-08-13 |
184. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
37.74 |
1.0958 |
-0.2131 |
189 |
1 |
37.74 |
2023-08-10 |
185. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
37.73 |
1.0539 |
-0.1714 |
186 |
1 |
37.73 |
2023-08-13 |
186. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
37.71 |
0.9820 |
-0.1000 |
274 |
1 |
37.71 |
2023-08-12 |
187. |
Unlike marbles, people don't just roll with it when you try ... |
37.69 |
1.0215 |
-0.1400 |
266 |
1 |
37.69 |
2023-08-14 |
188. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
37.66 |
1.0250 |
-0.1442 |
122 |
1 |
37.66 |
2023-08-15 |
189. |
Only the silent, sleepy, staring houses in the backwoods can... |
37.64 |
1.0481 |
-0.1677 |
309 |
1 |
37.64 |
2023-08-10 |
190. |
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after t... |
37.38 |
1.0161 |
-0.1418 |
88 |
1 |
37.38 |
2023-08-13 |
191. |
The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man... I t... |
37.26 |
1.0252 |
-0.1537 |
312 |
1 |
37.26 |
2023-08-12 |
192. |
Guy don't need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me some... |
37.23 |
1.0102 |
-0.1394 |
162 |
1 |
37.23 |
2023-08-13 |
193. |
Each day I sat on the verandah with my uncle and cousins loo... |
37.20 |
1.0174 |
-0.1473 |
302 |
1 |
37.20 |
2023-08-13 |
194. |
The label doesn't mention that that rib-eye steak came from ... |
36.97 |
0.7731 |
0.0916 |
145 |
1 |
36.97 |
2023-08-14 |
195. |
There's a clocktower in Hereford, where the names of the dea... |
36.33 |
1.0328 |
-0.1831 |
221 |
1 |
36.33 |
2023-08-12 |
196. |
Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret pla... |
36.32 |
1.0035 |
-0.1540 |
110 |
1 |
36.32 |
2023-08-13 |
197. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
36.09 |
1.0214 |
-0.1773 |
166 |
1 |
36.09 |
2023-08-13 |
198. |
Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool a... |
36.00 |
1.0591 |
-0.2171 |
210 |
1 |
36.00 |
2023-08-10 |
199. |
Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but ... |
35.26 |
0.9835 |
-0.1588 |
166 |
1 |
35.26 |
2023-08-14 |
200. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
35.25 |
0.9657 |
-0.1412 |
44 |
1 |
35.25 |
2023-08-17 |
201. |
You and I, we've been through a lot together. I look back an... |
35.08 |
1.0072 |
-0.1867 |
301 |
1 |
35.08 |
2023-08-10 |
202. |
I was doing my experiment, my project, and the first time it... |
34.58 |
1.0122 |
-0.2034 |
171 |
1 |
34.58 |
2023-08-13 |
203. |
If only all the contradictory voices shouting inside my head... |
34.49 |
1.0513 |
-0.2446 |
176 |
1 |
34.49 |
2023-08-10 |
204. |
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy... |
34.02 |
0.9820 |
-0.1863 |
196 |
1 |
34.02 |
2023-08-12 |
205. |
One must shed the bad taste of wanting to agree with many. "... |
33.99 |
0.9398 |
-0.1448 |
232 |
1 |
33.99 |
2023-08-11 |