| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won'... |
142.43 |
1.1126 |
0.1530 |
295 |
1 |
142.43 |
2016-12-17 |
| 2. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
141.11 |
1.0972 |
0.1556 |
239 |
1 |
141.11 |
2015-10-11 |
| 3. |
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'cause y... |
137.13 |
1.0651 |
0.1504 |
200 |
1 |
137.13 |
2020-04-28 |
| 4. |
And you can fly high as a kite if you want to, faster than l... |
136.02 |
1.0905 |
0.1147 |
147 |
1 |
136.02 |
2020-04-28 |
| 5. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
135.85 |
1.0169 |
0.2166 |
346 |
2 |
120.02 |
2016-10-01 |
| 6. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
134.72 |
1.0528 |
0.1397 |
201 |
1 |
134.72 |
2014-10-10 |
| 7. |
I don't know, you're made of metal, but you have feelings...... |
134.71 |
1.0904 |
0.1009 |
204 |
1 |
134.71 |
2024-02-02 |
| 8. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
133.61 |
1.0429 |
0.1407 |
259 |
1 |
133.61 |
2013-10-26 |
| 9. |
Hold me close and hold me fast, the magic spell you cast, th... |
132.95 |
1.0308 |
0.1480 |
406 |
1 |
132.95 |
2022-04-30 |
| 10. |
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsib... |
132.61 |
0.9766 |
0.2013 |
206 |
1 |
132.61 |
2019-09-03 |
| 11. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
132.25 |
1.1215 |
0.0730 |
200 |
2 |
123.94 |
2013-11-26 |
| 12. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
131.95 |
1.0025 |
0.1671 |
256 |
1 |
131.95 |
2015-06-05 |
| 13. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
131.42 |
1.0323 |
0.1345 |
224 |
1 |
131.42 |
2015-11-23 |
| 14. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
131.33 |
1.0574 |
0.1298 |
205 |
1 |
131.33 |
2014-10-11 |
| 15. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
130.71 |
1.0686 |
0.0917 |
255 |
1 |
130.71 |
2015-09-23 |
| 16. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
130.51 |
0.9336 |
0.2263 |
255 |
2 |
118.61 |
2020-04-28 |
| 17. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
130.27 |
1.0365 |
0.1472 |
162 |
1 |
130.27 |
2013-10-22 |
| 18. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
129.04 |
0.9279 |
0.2167 |
317 |
2 |
118.90 |
2016-10-06 |
| 19. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
128.79 |
1.0297 |
0.1112 |
249 |
1 |
128.79 |
2016-12-23 |
| 20. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
128.66 |
0.9967 |
0.1428 |
261 |
1 |
128.66 |
2019-12-26 |
| 21. |
Of course, there are those who learn after the first few tim... |
128.28 |
1.0365 |
0.1022 |
545 |
1 |
128.28 |
2020-07-15 |
| 22. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
127.96 |
0.9682 |
0.1647 |
143 |
1 |
127.96 |
2016-12-23 |
| 23. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
127.37 |
1.0787 |
0.0492 |
237 |
1 |
127.37 |
2015-05-29 |
| 24. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
127.33 |
1.0213 |
0.1068 |
155 |
1 |
127.33 |
2015-05-29 |
| 25. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
127.28 |
0.9965 |
0.1314 |
310 |
1 |
127.28 |
2015-10-24 |
| 26. |
I have to disagree. I make good life choices. Mostly because... |
127.18 |
1.0203 |
0.1061 |
244 |
1 |
127.18 |
2018-04-03 |
| 27. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
127.00 |
1.0863 |
0.0684 |
210 |
1 |
127.00 |
2014-12-12 |
| 28. |
The willow it weeps today. A breeze from the distance is cal... |
126.83 |
0.9552 |
0.1720 |
270 |
1 |
126.83 |
2019-09-03 |
| 29. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
126.75 |
0.9772 |
0.1461 |
217 |
1 |
126.75 |
2022-08-18 |
| 30. |
So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And mayb... |
126.69 |
1.0959 |
0.0281 |
266 |
1 |
126.69 |
2017-07-14 |
| 31. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
126.10 |
1.0577 |
0.0590 |
247 |
2 |
118.22 |
2015-12-12 |
| 32. |
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close. Sai... |
125.59 |
0.9952 |
0.1217 |
412 |
1 |
125.59 |
2019-12-26 |
| 33. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
125.46 |
0.9763 |
0.1351 |
289 |
3 |
118.73 |
2015-10-07 |
| 34. |
There is no hate, only joy. For you are beloved by the godde... |
125.06 |
0.9281 |
0.1835 |
198 |
1 |
125.06 |
2019-10-29 |
| 35. |
Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first pe... |
124.48 |
0.9550 |
0.1517 |
583 |
1 |
124.48 |
2016-12-17 |
| 36. |
We are all born dead. The end exists before anything begins.... |
124.36 |
1.0308 |
0.0690 |
345 |
1 |
124.36 |
2023-11-09 |
| 37. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
124.12 |
1.1018 |
-0.0026 |
220 |
2 |
117.67 |
2014-10-27 |
| 38. |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... |
124.06 |
1.0016 |
0.0979 |
308 |
1 |
124.06 |
2022-08-18 |
| 39. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
124.05 |
0.9871 |
0.1463 |
209 |
1 |
124.05 |
2014-09-13 |
| 40. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
124.00 |
0.9819 |
0.1197 |
326 |
1 |
124.00 |
2016-12-26 |
| 41. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
123.79 |
1.0796 |
0.0161 |
129 |
1 |
123.79 |
2013-10-24 |
| 42. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
123.73 |
1.1068 |
0.0176 |
393 |
2 |
117.38 |
2019-12-26 |
| 43. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
123.71 |
1.0441 |
0.0520 |
252 |
1 |
123.71 |
2015-09-22 |
| 44. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
123.46 |
0.9168 |
0.1765 |
240 |
1 |
123.46 |
2019-08-10 |
| 45. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
123.11 |
1.0531 |
0.0694 |
272 |
1 |
123.11 |
2013-11-07 |
| 46. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
122.87 |
1.0172 |
0.0976 |
341 |
1 |
122.87 |
2014-10-10 |
| 47. |
By now, I assume you know your father's been accused of a ve... |
122.78 |
1.0108 |
0.0778 |
309 |
1 |
122.78 |
2021-01-28 |
| 48. |
As it fades, I see the truth - in plain sight, yet hidden al... |
122.29 |
0.9937 |
0.0893 |
278 |
1 |
122.29 |
2019-12-26 |
| 49. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
122.10 |
1.0390 |
0.0408 |
205 |
1 |
122.10 |
2015-10-09 |
| 50. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
122.08 |
1.0340 |
0.0481 |
406 |
1 |
122.08 |
2014-03-18 |
| 51. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
122.01 |
1.0799 |
0.0006 |
243 |
2 |
116.59 |
2015-09-15 |
| 52. |
Something's up, commander. We got called in for a rescue mis... |
121.90 |
1.0291 |
0.0518 |
231 |
1 |
121.90 |
2019-10-31 |
| 53. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
121.85 |
0.9857 |
0.0967 |
265 |
1 |
121.85 |
2022-08-18 |
| 54. |
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If y... |
121.83 |
1.0833 |
-0.0026 |
234 |
1 |
121.83 |
2017-06-22 |
| 55. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
121.67 |
1.0201 |
0.0584 |
375 |
1 |
121.67 |
2015-10-27 |
| 56. |
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... |
121.59 |
1.0482 |
0.0290 |
151 |
1 |
121.59 |
2017-02-27 |
| 57. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
121.54 |
1.0063 |
0.0705 |
371 |
1 |
121.54 |
2014-03-06 |
| 58. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
121.35 |
0.9710 |
0.1040 |
173 |
1 |
121.35 |
2014-04-04 |
| 59. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
121.23 |
1.0498 |
0.0228 |
180 |
1 |
121.23 |
2015-11-28 |
| 60. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
121.18 |
1.0282 |
0.0491 |
459 |
2 |
114.53 |
2016-12-23 |
| 61. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
120.78 |
1.0088 |
0.0896 |
396 |
1 |
120.78 |
2015-05-29 |
| 62. |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
120.68 |
1.0458 |
0.0242 |
336 |
1 |
120.68 |
2019-09-03 |
| 63. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
119.87 |
1.0248 |
0.0369 |
179 |
1 |
119.87 |
2017-12-12 |
| 64. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
119.77 |
0.9430 |
0.1199 |
297 |
1 |
119.77 |
2015-06-03 |
| 65. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
119.76 |
0.9619 |
0.1006 |
393 |
1 |
119.76 |
2015-09-16 |
| 66. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
119.65 |
1.0141 |
0.0738 |
381 |
1 |
119.65 |
2015-09-25 |
| 67. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
119.63 |
1.0080 |
0.0510 |
227 |
1 |
119.63 |
2024-02-02 |
| 68. |
Final lap, I'm on top of the world, and I will never rest fo... |
118.94 |
0.9829 |
0.0747 |
452 |
1 |
118.94 |
2018-10-24 |
| 69. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
118.78 |
1.0677 |
0.0099 |
284 |
2 |
116.52 |
2018-03-09 |
| 70. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
118.34 |
1.0068 |
0.0417 |
358 |
1 |
118.34 |
2014-01-09 |
| 71. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
118.30 |
1.0186 |
0.0304 |
330 |
1 |
118.30 |
2018-03-09 |
| 72. |
Saturday afternoons are terrible in a boys' school, especial... |
118.25 |
0.9471 |
0.1034 |
358 |
1 |
118.25 |
2019-09-03 |
| 73. |
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid... He used to l... |
118.18 |
0.9675 |
0.0820 |
350 |
1 |
118.18 |
2019-12-26 |
| 74. |
The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, the mem... |
118.17 |
1.0382 |
0.0077 |
248 |
1 |
118.17 |
2022-04-30 |
| 75. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
118.03 |
0.9986 |
0.0465 |
283 |
2 |
111.71 |
2019-12-26 |
| 76. |
I could tell from the set of his lips, he would say no more ... |
117.99 |
1.0277 |
0.0195 |
333 |
1 |
117.99 |
2018-10-24 |
| 77. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
117.86 |
0.9886 |
0.0557 |
220 |
1 |
117.86 |
2015-10-28 |
| 78. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
117.81 |
1.0288 |
0.0415 |
300 |
2 |
112.14 |
2015-10-18 |
| 79. |
The portly client puffed out his chest with an appearance of... |
117.63 |
0.9672 |
0.0796 |
437 |
1 |
117.63 |
2019-10-29 |
| 80. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
117.37 |
1.0619 |
-0.0221 |
354 |
1 |
117.37 |
2014-01-27 |
| 81. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
117.13 |
1.0523 |
-0.0157 |
256 |
1 |
117.13 |
2014-01-31 |
| 82. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
117.10 |
1.0004 |
0.0481 |
469 |
1 |
117.10 |
2013-11-11 |
| 83. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
116.99 |
1.0669 |
-0.0029 |
286 |
1 |
116.99 |
2013-11-10 |
| 84. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
116.95 |
1.0109 |
0.0247 |
276 |
1 |
116.95 |
2013-12-29 |
| 85. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
116.77 |
0.9866 |
0.0481 |
218 |
1 |
116.77 |
2021-01-28 |
| 86. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
116.64 |
0.9884 |
0.0452 |
233 |
1 |
116.64 |
2015-12-03 |
| 87. |
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars out... |
116.41 |
1.0137 |
0.0200 |
458 |
1 |
116.41 |
2021-03-18 |
| 88. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
116.39 |
0.9376 |
0.1184 |
360 |
1 |
116.39 |
2014-09-13 |
| 89. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
116.26 |
1.0488 |
-0.0162 |
321 |
1 |
116.26 |
2020-08-04 |
| 90. |
And this is it. This is a portable cellular phone. You'll be... |
116.25 |
1.0038 |
0.0262 |
233 |
1 |
116.25 |
2022-08-18 |
| 91. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
116.22 |
1.0740 |
-0.0130 |
264 |
1 |
116.22 |
2014-01-09 |
| 92. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
115.32 |
0.9500 |
0.0722 |
362 |
1 |
115.32 |
2017-02-27 |
| 93. |
Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's w... |
115.16 |
0.9305 |
0.0936 |
354 |
1 |
115.16 |
2019-12-26 |
| 94. |
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better ru... |
115.14 |
0.9825 |
0.0412 |
187 |
1 |
115.14 |
2019-09-03 |
| 95. |
Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... |
115.10 |
0.9668 |
0.0526 |
237 |
1 |
115.10 |
2017-07-14 |
| 96. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
114.93 |
1.0612 |
-0.0429 |
173 |
1 |
114.93 |
2015-10-24 |
| 97. |
You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... |
114.83 |
1.0301 |
-0.0100 |
322 |
1 |
114.83 |
2019-12-01 |
| 98. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
114.70 |
1.0201 |
-0.0052 |
172 |
1 |
114.70 |
2015-12-06 |
| 99. |
Haven't you ever happened to come across in a book some vagu... |
114.54 |
1.0256 |
-0.0098 |
190 |
1 |
114.54 |
2019-09-12 |
| 100. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
114.25 |
1.0264 |
0.0120 |
422 |
1 |
114.25 |
2014-02-05 |
| 101. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
114.20 |
0.9758 |
0.0356 |
314 |
1 |
114.20 |
2015-06-06 |
| 102. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
114.04 |
1.0203 |
-0.0098 |
261 |
1 |
114.04 |
2013-11-11 |
| 103. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
113.95 |
1.0485 |
-0.0083 |
153 |
1 |
113.95 |
2015-11-28 |
| 104. |
I'm Banta, the blacksmith. I'm forging a bell for the King t... |
113.86 |
0.9013 |
0.1096 |
217 |
1 |
113.86 |
2017-12-12 |
| 105. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
113.86 |
0.9943 |
0.0176 |
321 |
1 |
113.86 |
2015-06-05 |
| 106. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
113.71 |
1.0462 |
-0.0401 |
184 |
3 |
108.28 |
2014-01-21 |
| 107. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
113.59 |
1.0189 |
-0.0125 |
337 |
1 |
113.59 |
2015-10-07 |
| 108. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
113.42 |
0.8553 |
0.1489 |
174 |
1 |
113.42 |
2015-01-18 |
| 109. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
113.05 |
1.0829 |
-0.0821 |
288 |
1 |
113.05 |
2020-01-28 |
| 110. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
112.71 |
0.9687 |
0.0310 |
371 |
2 |
112.45 |
2015-10-24 |
| 111. |
Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac... |
112.70 |
0.8964 |
0.1055 |
245 |
1 |
112.70 |
2020-07-15 |
| 112. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
112.68 |
0.9740 |
0.0238 |
209 |
1 |
112.68 |
2021-03-18 |
| 113. |
Two parallel developments on either side of the Atlantic wou... |
112.55 |
0.8972 |
0.1052 |
459 |
1 |
112.55 |
2017-06-22 |
| 114. |
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the ... |
112.45 |
0.9976 |
0.0007 |
201 |
1 |
112.45 |
2015-09-15 |
| 115. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
112.38 |
1.1014 |
-0.0739 |
273 |
2 |
109.97 |
2019-11-01 |
| 116. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
112.37 |
0.9665 |
0.0682 |
326 |
2 |
107.20 |
2017-07-14 |
| 117. |
A book, to me, is almost sacrosanct: such an individual and ... |
112.09 |
0.9826 |
0.0118 |
272 |
1 |
112.09 |
2020-07-15 |
| 118. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
112.05 |
0.9593 |
0.0347 |
398 |
2 |
108.54 |
2017-06-22 |
| 119. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
112.05 |
1.0399 |
-0.0473 |
294 |
1 |
112.05 |
2016-09-13 |
| 120. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
111.97 |
1.0162 |
-0.0240 |
389 |
1 |
111.97 |
2018-04-03 |
| 121. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
111.88 |
0.9443 |
0.0466 |
143 |
1 |
111.88 |
2016-12-23 |
| 122. |
As, before putting up a large building, the architect survey... |
111.43 |
0.9371 |
0.0536 |
565 |
1 |
111.43 |
2019-09-12 |
| 123. |
As a kid, I always assumed the know-it-alls on Jeopardy! wer... |
111.21 |
0.8965 |
0.0923 |
334 |
1 |
111.21 |
2019-10-31 |
| 124. |
There was a high piercing shriek. Tim looked back to see the... |
111.15 |
0.9348 |
0.0541 |
311 |
1 |
111.15 |
2018-02-16 |
| 125. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
110.90 |
1.0725 |
-0.0654 |
233 |
1 |
110.90 |
2015-01-18 |
| 126. |
Marriage is so unlike everything else. There is something ev... |
110.62 |
1.0635 |
-0.0813 |
427 |
1 |
110.62 |
2019-10-31 |
| 127. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
110.60 |
1.0403 |
-0.0262 |
275 |
1 |
110.60 |
2014-04-15 |
| 128. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
110.56 |
1.0025 |
-0.0243 |
336 |
1 |
110.56 |
2013-10-26 |
| 129. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
110.54 |
0.9429 |
0.0356 |
287 |
1 |
110.54 |
2014-12-12 |
| 130. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
110.42 |
0.9908 |
0.0209 |
342 |
1 |
110.42 |
2014-03-06 |
| 131. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
110.07 |
0.9844 |
-0.0094 |
293 |
1 |
110.07 |
2015-11-23 |
| 132. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
110.04 |
1.0090 |
0.0011 |
282 |
1 |
110.04 |
2013-11-14 |
| 133. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
109.94 |
0.9905 |
0.0054 |
337 |
1 |
109.94 |
2015-10-18 |
| 134. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
109.91 |
1.0173 |
-0.0057 |
268 |
2 |
106.29 |
2014-02-05 |
| 135. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
109.56 |
0.9636 |
0.0065 |
254 |
1 |
109.56 |
2017-03-27 |
| 136. |
I'd always loved the house and its pretty white facade, the ... |
109.52 |
0.9525 |
0.0207 |
270 |
1 |
109.52 |
2019-08-10 |
| 137. |
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out... |
109.49 |
1.0314 |
-0.0616 |
232 |
1 |
109.49 |
2020-04-28 |
| 138. |
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music u... |
109.36 |
0.9556 |
0.0156 |
637 |
1 |
109.36 |
2020-07-20 |
| 139. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
109.21 |
1.0331 |
-0.0665 |
234 |
1 |
109.21 |
2014-04-25 |
| 140. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
109.07 |
1.0604 |
-0.0665 |
260 |
1 |
109.07 |
2014-04-25 |
| 141. |
With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, e... |
108.99 |
0.9118 |
0.0521 |
184 |
1 |
108.99 |
2019-09-12 |
| 142. |
I so enjoy watching history warp as words pass from the lips... |
108.96 |
0.9548 |
0.0130 |
461 |
1 |
108.96 |
2019-12-26 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
108.90 |
1.0483 |
-0.0851 |
227 |
1 |
108.90 |
2019-09-04 |
| 144. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
108.55 |
1.0296 |
-0.0683 |
437 |
1 |
108.55 |
2013-12-25 |
| 145. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
108.47 |
0.9894 |
-0.0285 |
323 |
1 |
108.47 |
2014-01-08 |
| 146. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
108.32 |
0.9768 |
-0.0175 |
387 |
1 |
108.32 |
2016-09-04 |
| 147. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
108.25 |
0.9566 |
0.0129 |
576 |
1 |
108.25 |
2015-10-06 |
| 148. |
I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people... |
108.10 |
0.9124 |
0.0473 |
366 |
1 |
108.10 |
2018-04-03 |
| 149. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
108.06 |
0.9798 |
-0.0245 |
199 |
1 |
108.06 |
2014-03-05 |
| 150. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
107.75 |
0.9811 |
-0.0282 |
272 |
2 |
104.19 |
2013-10-22 |
| 151. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
107.51 |
0.9553 |
-0.0017 |
430 |
1 |
107.51 |
2015-11-24 |
| 152. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
107.39 |
0.9670 |
0.0173 |
307 |
1 |
107.39 |
2013-10-29 |
| 153. |
Beneath the commonwealth, there is a cancer known as the ins... |
107.20 |
0.9507 |
0.0014 |
263 |
1 |
107.20 |
2019-09-03 |
| 154. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
106.98 |
1.0438 |
-0.0953 |
198 |
1 |
106.98 |
2019-11-01 |
| 155. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
106.62 |
0.8602 |
0.0841 |
206 |
1 |
106.62 |
2015-10-01 |
| 156. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
106.48 |
1.0515 |
-0.1096 |
250 |
1 |
106.48 |
2014-02-06 |
| 157. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
106.45 |
1.0387 |
-0.0703 |
239 |
1 |
106.45 |
2015-10-11 |
| 158. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
106.35 |
0.9922 |
-0.0199 |
341 |
1 |
106.35 |
2015-09-25 |
| 159. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
106.19 |
0.9398 |
0.0018 |
419 |
1 |
106.19 |
2013-11-22 |
| 160. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
106.02 |
1.0141 |
-0.0758 |
176 |
1 |
106.02 |
2015-09-25 |
| 161. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
106.00 |
0.9351 |
0.0030 |
190 |
1 |
106.00 |
2016-09-04 |
| 162. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
105.89 |
1.0254 |
-0.0493 |
217 |
1 |
105.89 |
2015-10-24 |
| 163. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
105.71 |
1.0621 |
-0.1075 |
263 |
1 |
105.71 |
2015-11-23 |
| 164. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
105.56 |
1.0246 |
-0.0890 |
359 |
1 |
105.56 |
2021-03-18 |
| 165. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
105.50 |
0.9364 |
0.0284 |
351 |
1 |
105.50 |
2014-10-26 |
| 166. |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a... |
105.38 |
1.1227 |
-0.1905 |
147 |
1 |
105.38 |
2015-06-06 |
| 167. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
105.21 |
1.0002 |
-0.0688 |
161 |
1 |
105.21 |
2018-04-15 |
| 168. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
105.05 |
0.9693 |
-0.0282 |
360 |
1 |
105.05 |
2014-10-11 |
| 169. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
104.73 |
1.0463 |
-0.1205 |
182 |
1 |
104.73 |
2014-01-09 |
| 170. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
104.62 |
0.9567 |
0.0071 |
184 |
3 |
96.33 |
2014-01-22 |
| 171. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
104.61 |
0.9640 |
-0.0187 |
334 |
1 |
104.61 |
2015-11-24 |
| 172. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
104.50 |
1.0337 |
-0.1100 |
214 |
1 |
104.50 |
2015-10-18 |
| 173. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
104.43 |
0.9780 |
-0.0537 |
337 |
2 |
103.63 |
2013-12-29 |
| 174. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
104.34 |
1.0684 |
-0.1203 |
253 |
1 |
104.34 |
2014-04-11 |
| 175. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
104.16 |
0.9266 |
-0.0044 |
267 |
1 |
104.16 |
2018-07-01 |
| 176. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
104.03 |
1.1081 |
-0.1560 |
206 |
1 |
104.03 |
2014-01-22 |
| 177. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
103.72 |
0.9275 |
-0.0098 |
211 |
2 |
101.29 |
2014-01-14 |
| 178. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
103.51 |
1.0535 |
-0.1116 |
326 |
1 |
103.51 |
2014-01-02 |
| 179. |
As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision woul... |
103.32 |
0.9621 |
-0.0454 |
223 |
1 |
103.32 |
2017-07-14 |
| 180. |
I was fully prepared to do my time in Anchorage, but I am co... |
103.29 |
0.8970 |
0.0204 |
277 |
1 |
103.29 |
2020-04-09 |
| 181. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
103.21 |
0.9684 |
-0.0542 |
388 |
1 |
103.21 |
2014-01-09 |
| 182. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
103.05 |
1.0004 |
-0.0893 |
212 |
1 |
103.05 |
2016-09-04 |
| 183. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
102.67 |
0.9731 |
-0.0652 |
129 |
1 |
102.67 |
2013-11-10 |
| 184. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
102.59 |
0.9286 |
-0.0204 |
194 |
1 |
102.59 |
2014-03-31 |
| 185. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
102.54 |
1.0016 |
-0.0943 |
218 |
1 |
102.54 |
2013-10-20 |
| 186. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
102.46 |
0.9632 |
-0.0542 |
392 |
1 |
102.46 |
2013-10-24 |
| 187. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
102.34 |
1.0251 |
-0.1209 |
261 |
1 |
102.34 |
2015-09-23 |
| 188. |
A sensitive and honest-minded man, if he's concerned about e... |
102.11 |
0.9968 |
-0.0904 |
236 |
1 |
102.11 |
2018-04-03 |
| 189. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
100.69 |
0.9202 |
-0.0287 |
254 |
1 |
100.69 |
2014-02-06 |
| 190. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
100.42 |
1.0154 |
-0.0890 |
351 |
1 |
100.42 |
2013-11-11 |
| 191. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
99.87 |
0.9382 |
-0.0419 |
440 |
1 |
99.87 |
2013-10-11 |
| 192. |
I'm gonna rock some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pock... |
99.64 |
0.8338 |
0.0518 |
438 |
1 |
99.64 |
2018-03-09 |
| 193. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
99.27 |
0.9709 |
-0.0642 |
397 |
1 |
99.27 |
2015-10-07 |
| 194. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
99.03 |
1.0396 |
-0.1642 |
149 |
1 |
99.03 |
2013-11-28 |
| 195. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
98.62 |
1.0125 |
-0.1132 |
413 |
1 |
98.62 |
2013-10-22 |
| 196. |
You could substitute raspberries or any other fruit, but 99.... |
98.00 |
0.9097 |
-0.0411 |
153 |
1 |
98.00 |
2018-10-24 |
| 197. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
97.85 |
0.8382 |
0.0288 |
268 |
1 |
97.85 |
2013-10-29 |
| 198. |
The object of this massive tribute died as he had always liv... |
97.61 |
0.9427 |
-0.0750 |
455 |
1 |
97.61 |
2017-07-14 |
| 199. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
97.56 |
0.9650 |
-0.1004 |
226 |
1 |
97.56 |
2019-09-03 |
| 200. |
Alphabet bars commandeering deeper exposition forging gramma... |
96.82 |
0.7880 |
0.0731 |
368 |
1 |
96.82 |
2020-04-28 |
| 201. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
96.69 |
0.9654 |
-0.1080 |
145 |
1 |
96.69 |
2015-11-28 |
| 202. |
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not bui... |
96.50 |
1.0171 |
-0.1608 |
401 |
1 |
96.50 |
2020-12-01 |
| 203. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
96.36 |
1.0444 |
-0.1929 |
197 |
1 |
96.36 |
2013-12-29 |
| 204. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
96.14 |
0.8981 |
-0.0457 |
393 |
2 |
94.43 |
2015-10-01 |
| 205. |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. Af... |
96.13 |
1.0417 |
-0.1918 |
191 |
1 |
96.13 |
2019-09-04 |
| 206. |
It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to... |
95.97 |
0.8570 |
-0.0033 |
365 |
1 |
95.97 |
2019-12-26 |
| 207. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
95.82 |
0.9289 |
-0.0813 |
204 |
1 |
95.82 |
2013-10-29 |
| 208. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
95.77 |
0.9312 |
-0.0453 |
320 |
2 |
93.36 |
2013-12-31 |
| 209. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
94.96 |
1.0352 |
-0.1944 |
341 |
1 |
94.96 |
2013-10-20 |
| 210. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
94.62 |
1.0668 |
-0.2299 |
350 |
1 |
94.62 |
2013-11-14 |
| 211. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
94.30 |
0.9064 |
-0.0706 |
399 |
1 |
94.30 |
2013-11-07 |
| 212. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
92.98 |
1.0529 |
-0.2286 |
200 |
1 |
92.98 |
2015-05-23 |
| 213. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
92.45 |
0.9072 |
-0.0885 |
237 |
1 |
92.45 |
2014-03-31 |
| 214. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
92.38 |
1.0767 |
-0.2608 |
212 |
1 |
92.38 |
2013-11-14 |
| 215. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
92.01 |
0.9371 |
-0.0909 |
318 |
1 |
92.01 |
2014-10-10 |
| 216. |
The earliest known punctuation - credited to Aristophanes of... |
91.88 |
0.8366 |
-0.0209 |
360 |
1 |
91.88 |
2019-09-04 |
| 217. |
Did it matter then, she asked herself, walking towards Bond ... |
90.91 |
0.9897 |
-0.1852 |
247 |
1 |
90.91 |
2017-12-12 |
| 218. |
Tyrone: "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats." Vinny... |
90.57 |
0.7732 |
0.0268 |
209 |
1 |
90.57 |
2016-09-13 |
| 219. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
88.57 |
0.9120 |
-0.1058 |
436 |
1 |
88.57 |
2013-10-20 |
| 220. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
79.82 |
1.0124 |
-0.3080 |
204 |
1 |
79.82 |
2013-11-01 |
| 221. |
When is a legend a legend? Why is a myth a myth? How old and... |
78.06 |
0.8288 |
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136 |
1 |
78.06 |
2015-06-03 |
| 222. |
I've hacked into the Covenant battle network. They're actual... |
76.23 |
0.8955 |
-0.2200 |
245 |
1 |
76.23 |
2017-07-14 |
| 223. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
69.31 |
0.8961 |
-0.2847 |
189 |
1 |
69.31 |
2015-10-06 |
| 224. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
21.67 |
1.0714 |
-0.8868 |
129 |
1 |
21.67 |
2015-10-11 |