Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Don't you see? What these two people, who are such geniuses ... |
94.91 |
1.0183 |
0.3719 |
292 |
1 |
94.91 |
2023-03-31 |
2. |
I just told you the truth. I told you the truth the first ti... |
92.11 |
1.0709 |
0.2783 |
204 |
1 |
92.11 |
2023-04-05 |
3. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
92.00 |
1.0446 |
0.3030 |
233 |
1 |
92.00 |
2023-04-05 |
4. |
And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mi... |
90.37 |
1.0524 |
0.2713 |
192 |
1 |
90.37 |
2023-03-31 |
5. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
90.32 |
1.0294 |
0.2936 |
292 |
1 |
90.32 |
2023-04-06 |
6. |
There were people who lied for gain, people who lied from pa... |
89.91 |
1.0966 |
0.2204 |
255 |
1 |
89.91 |
2023-03-31 |
7. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
89.66 |
0.9811 |
0.3322 |
290 |
2 |
71.51 |
2023-04-07 |
8. |
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How ... |
89.42 |
1.0189 |
0.2909 |
198 |
1 |
89.42 |
2023-01-19 |
9. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
89.28 |
0.9769 |
0.3309 |
263 |
1 |
89.28 |
2023-06-23 |
10. |
While the simple act of putting one foot in front of the oth... |
88.41 |
1.0644 |
0.2306 |
274 |
1 |
88.41 |
2023-03-31 |
11. |
In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a... |
88.38 |
0.9974 |
0.2972 |
138 |
1 |
88.38 |
2023-04-07 |
12. |
And even though the moment passed me by, I still can't turn ... |
88.29 |
1.0227 |
0.2706 |
394 |
1 |
88.29 |
2023-04-04 |
13. |
So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably wh... |
88.06 |
1.0689 |
0.2210 |
218 |
1 |
88.06 |
2019-01-17 |
14. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
88.04 |
1.0578 |
0.2318 |
281 |
1 |
88.04 |
2023-04-05 |
15. |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
87.84 |
1.0484 |
0.2383 |
219 |
1 |
87.84 |
2023-03-31 |
16. |
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice, two percent for... |
87.69 |
1.0464 |
0.2381 |
247 |
1 |
87.69 |
2023-04-07 |
17. |
Before me there stands an opportunity, there for the taking ... |
87.60 |
1.0053 |
0.2779 |
227 |
1 |
87.60 |
2023-04-07 |
18. |
You say: I am not free. But I have raised and lowered my arm... |
87.33 |
0.9512 |
0.3280 |
145 |
1 |
87.33 |
2023-04-07 |
19. |
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check f... |
86.99 |
0.9603 |
0.3139 |
244 |
1 |
86.99 |
2023-04-07 |
20. |
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, fles... |
86.99 |
0.9497 |
0.3245 |
350 |
1 |
86.99 |
2023-04-04 |
21. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
86.85 |
1.0240 |
0.2482 |
256 |
1 |
86.85 |
2019-01-23 |
22. |
Getting out of your comfort zone means trying to do somethin... |
86.60 |
1.0768 |
0.1917 |
383 |
1 |
86.60 |
2023-04-08 |
23. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
86.44 |
1.1182 |
0.1480 |
164 |
1 |
86.44 |
2017-09-14 |
24. |
All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enou... |
86.36 |
1.0195 |
0.2455 |
313 |
1 |
86.36 |
2023-03-31 |
25. |
I loved Jordan Catalano so much, and talked about him so muc... |
86.35 |
1.0316 |
0.2333 |
213 |
1 |
86.35 |
2023-04-07 |
26. |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds,... |
86.19 |
1.0654 |
0.1971 |
248 |
1 |
86.19 |
2023-03-31 |
27. |
Source routing is a way of moving a packet through a network... |
86.01 |
1.0494 |
0.2105 |
408 |
1 |
86.01 |
2023-03-31 |
28. |
Darling, I am growing old, silver threads among the gold. Sh... |
85.58 |
1.0066 |
0.2470 |
225 |
1 |
85.58 |
2023-04-04 |
29. |
If I can't find the cure, I'll fix you with my love. No matt... |
85.50 |
1.0020 |
0.2504 |
215 |
1 |
85.50 |
2023-04-07 |
30. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
85.02 |
1.0173 |
0.2281 |
268 |
1 |
85.02 |
2023-03-31 |
31. |
If you've had half as much fun watching the show as we've ha... |
84.96 |
1.0469 |
0.1976 |
151 |
1 |
84.96 |
2023-04-08 |
32. |
If I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spr... |
84.16 |
1.0646 |
0.1682 |
316 |
1 |
84.16 |
2023-03-31 |
33. |
Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie us... |
83.92 |
0.9475 |
0.2818 |
254 |
1 |
83.92 |
2019-01-21 |
34. |
Come to me now and rest your head for just five minutes, eve... |
83.80 |
1.0010 |
0.2265 |
195 |
1 |
83.80 |
2023-04-08 |
35. |
We all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each... |
83.63 |
1.0477 |
0.1773 |
194 |
1 |
83.63 |
2017-05-22 |
36. |
The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... |
83.40 |
1.0467 |
0.1749 |
204 |
1 |
83.40 |
2023-04-07 |
37. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. |
83.26 |
1.1855 |
0.0341 |
54 |
1 |
83.26 |
2023-01-19 |
38. |
If you have been rejected many times in your life, then one ... |
82.94 |
1.0413 |
0.1736 |
673 |
1 |
82.94 |
2023-04-07 |
39. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
82.90 |
1.0943 |
0.1200 |
206 |
1 |
82.90 |
2019-01-21 |
40. |
Things conceived by minds and made by hands can never be qui... |
82.59 |
1.0339 |
0.1759 |
190 |
1 |
82.59 |
2023-06-23 |
41. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
82.40 |
1.0574 |
0.1496 |
206 |
1 |
82.40 |
2023-04-08 |
42. |
Talk to me baby. Tell me what you're feeling. You say you do... |
82.21 |
1.0460 |
0.1582 |
239 |
1 |
82.21 |
2023-04-06 |
43. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
81.97 |
0.9721 |
0.2286 |
306 |
1 |
81.97 |
2023-04-07 |
44. |
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... |
81.80 |
1.0085 |
0.1897 |
257 |
2 |
76.42 |
2023-04-07 |
45. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
81.79 |
1.0366 |
0.1615 |
164 |
1 |
81.79 |
2023-04-07 |
46. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
81.70 |
1.0060 |
0.1907 |
171 |
1 |
81.70 |
2023-04-07 |
47. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
81.63 |
0.9064 |
0.2893 |
399 |
1 |
81.63 |
2023-04-08 |
48. |
Try to remember the kind of September when life was slow and... |
81.62 |
1.0115 |
0.1841 |
866 |
1 |
81.62 |
2023-04-07 |
49. |
There is nothing in the world more difficult than candor, an... |
81.38 |
0.9898 |
0.2023 |
412 |
1 |
81.38 |
2019-01-23 |
50. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
81.37 |
1.0520 |
0.1399 |
235 |
1 |
81.37 |
2023-04-07 |
51. |
I got the feeling Poseidon really didn't know what to think ... |
81.26 |
0.9961 |
0.1942 |
280 |
1 |
81.26 |
2023-04-06 |
52. |
Abnormally rapid speculative enhancement of prices for exist... |
80.74 |
0.9507 |
0.2320 |
196 |
1 |
80.74 |
2023-04-07 |
53. |
A magician is strong because he feels pain. He feels the dif... |
80.71 |
1.0405 |
0.1417 |
258 |
1 |
80.71 |
2019-01-23 |
54. |
A mortal, Frodo, who keeps one of the Great Rings, does not ... |
80.61 |
0.9994 |
0.1814 |
362 |
1 |
80.61 |
2023-04-07 |
55. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
80.27 |
1.0314 |
0.1444 |
205 |
1 |
80.27 |
2023-04-06 |
56. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
79.94 |
1.0711 |
0.0999 |
213 |
1 |
79.94 |
2023-04-07 |
57. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
79.92 |
1.0023 |
0.1684 |
211 |
1 |
79.92 |
2023-04-07 |
58. |
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this ... |
79.67 |
1.0281 |
0.1389 |
163 |
1 |
79.67 |
2019-01-23 |
59. |
They reminded me that it was my fate to pursue only phantoms... |
79.46 |
0.9658 |
0.1981 |
557 |
1 |
79.46 |
2019-01-23 |
60. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
79.34 |
1.0719 |
0.0903 |
186 |
2 |
73.22 |
2017-05-19 |
61. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
79.12 |
0.9212 |
0.2378 |
323 |
1 |
79.12 |
2023-04-08 |
62. |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you'r... |
79.05 |
1.0822 |
0.0757 |
97 |
1 |
79.05 |
2023-04-08 |
63. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
78.98 |
1.1022 |
0.0547 |
259 |
1 |
78.98 |
2019-01-21 |
64. |
Therefore you should be desirous of hearing patiently the op... |
78.77 |
1.0293 |
0.1245 |
384 |
1 |
78.77 |
2023-03-31 |
65. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
78.65 |
0.9688 |
0.1833 |
305 |
1 |
78.65 |
2023-04-07 |
66. |
Doctor, I am well aware of human characteristics. I am frequ... |
78.60 |
0.8766 |
0.2747 |
145 |
1 |
78.60 |
2019-01-23 |
67. |
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... |
78.39 |
0.9185 |
0.2298 |
199 |
1 |
78.39 |
2023-04-08 |
68. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
78.37 |
0.9426 |
0.2054 |
317 |
1 |
78.37 |
2023-04-05 |
69. |
This is a life-or-death elimination match. The only way to s... |
77.99 |
0.9975 |
0.1449 |
182 |
1 |
77.99 |
2023-04-07 |
70. |
Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening,... |
77.91 |
0.9997 |
0.1415 |
262 |
1 |
77.91 |
2019-01-25 |
71. |
Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a ... |
77.57 |
0.8602 |
0.2760 |
302 |
1 |
77.57 |
2019-01-18 |
72. |
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want t... |
77.38 |
1.0022 |
0.1313 |
177 |
1 |
77.38 |
2023-04-08 |
73. |
As there is no profit in the physician's art unless it cure ... |
77.36 |
0.9321 |
0.2011 |
159 |
1 |
77.36 |
2019-01-18 |
74. |
There's enough to pass around, you don't gotta wait in line.... |
77.31 |
1.0499 |
0.0825 |
212 |
1 |
77.31 |
2019-01-25 |
75. |
The first notes on the clarinet are simply a rising scale, b... |
76.93 |
0.9567 |
0.1702 |
212 |
1 |
76.93 |
2019-01-23 |
76. |
You must love your work, and not be always looking over the ... |
76.71 |
1.1173 |
0.0063 |
227 |
1 |
76.71 |
2017-02-17 |
77. |
Sometimes life is like this tunnel. You can't always see the... |
76.58 |
1.0815 |
0.0402 |
149 |
1 |
76.58 |
2023-04-07 |
78. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
76.51 |
1.0927 |
0.0280 |
198 |
1 |
76.51 |
2019-01-24 |
79. |
Have you ever sailed across an ocean, Donald, on a sail boat... |
76.33 |
1.0253 |
0.0928 |
231 |
1 |
76.33 |
2023-04-08 |
80. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
75.87 |
1.0441 |
0.0672 |
252 |
1 |
75.87 |
2017-05-22 |
81. |
HAL, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission, in... |
75.84 |
0.9562 |
0.1547 |
316 |
1 |
75.84 |
2019-01-21 |
82. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
75.53 |
1.0551 |
0.0513 |
249 |
1 |
75.53 |
2017-05-19 |
83. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
74.97 |
0.8956 |
0.2026 |
322 |
1 |
74.97 |
2023-04-07 |
84. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
74.93 |
1.0676 |
0.0300 |
213 |
1 |
74.93 |
2019-01-26 |
85. |
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason... |
74.90 |
1.0385 |
0.0586 |
146 |
1 |
74.90 |
2023-04-07 |
86. |
Man, I did love this game. I'd have played for food money. I... |
74.73 |
0.9649 |
0.1297 |
151 |
1 |
74.73 |
2019-01-21 |
87. |
The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and... |
74.64 |
0.9644 |
0.1289 |
236 |
1 |
74.64 |
2019-01-23 |
88. |
You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... |
74.60 |
1.0432 |
0.0495 |
256 |
1 |
74.60 |
2019-01-28 |
89. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
74.57 |
1.0967 |
-0.0044 |
194 |
1 |
74.57 |
2016-12-31 |
90. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
74.53 |
1.1380 |
-0.0463 |
149 |
1 |
74.53 |
2019-01-21 |
91. |
I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that yo... |
74.10 |
1.0536 |
0.0318 |
331 |
1 |
74.10 |
2019-01-21 |
92. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
73.94 |
0.9049 |
0.1782 |
351 |
1 |
73.94 |
2019-01-21 |
93. |
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,... |
73.67 |
1.0439 |
0.0352 |
219 |
1 |
73.67 |
2023-04-07 |
94. |
Legend has it this bridge was constructed by a young man and... |
73.58 |
1.0474 |
0.0304 |
408 |
1 |
73.58 |
2019-01-21 |
95. |
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then... |
73.26 |
1.0070 |
0.0661 |
163 |
1 |
73.26 |
2019-01-21 |
96. |
One can't understand everything at once, we can't begin with... |
73.25 |
1.0290 |
0.0440 |
250 |
1 |
73.25 |
2023-03-31 |
97. |
I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, the... |
73.21 |
0.9797 |
0.0927 |
268 |
1 |
73.21 |
2019-01-21 |
98. |
An informed citizenry has to understand place, not because p... |
72.85 |
1.0167 |
0.0504 |
177 |
1 |
72.85 |
2019-01-23 |
99. |
He never shut up about you. You'd think he was the only guy ... |
72.83 |
1.0201 |
0.0467 |
484 |
1 |
72.83 |
2018-05-07 |
100. |
Play the victim all you want. But you and me? We know the tr... |
72.55 |
0.9645 |
0.0982 |
240 |
1 |
72.55 |
2019-01-22 |
101. |
The fairy Navi awakens Link from a nightmare in which he wit... |
72.35 |
0.8926 |
0.1672 |
463 |
1 |
72.35 |
2019-01-28 |
102. |
Everybody can taste vanilla. Pay a little more attention, us... |
72.21 |
0.9179 |
0.1398 |
456 |
1 |
72.21 |
2019-01-22 |
103. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
71.69 |
1.0993 |
-0.0492 |
265 |
1 |
71.69 |
2016-12-31 |
104. |
Imagine fish swimming in a shallow pond, just below the lily... |
71.68 |
0.9357 |
0.1143 |
458 |
1 |
71.68 |
2019-01-21 |
105. |
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It ... |
71.62 |
1.0153 |
0.0338 |
261 |
1 |
71.62 |
2017-09-14 |
106. |
When you're being followed by the police, it's important to ... |
71.60 |
0.9505 |
0.0983 |
214 |
1 |
71.60 |
2017-09-14 |
107. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
71.53 |
1.0004 |
0.0474 |
212 |
1 |
71.53 |
2017-05-22 |
108. |
You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of ... |
71.41 |
0.9693 |
0.0767 |
279 |
1 |
71.41 |
2019-01-25 |
109. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
71.30 |
0.9567 |
0.0877 |
273 |
1 |
71.30 |
2017-05-22 |
110. |
Commander James Bond was born of a Scottish father and a Swi... |
71.08 |
0.8647 |
0.1765 |
379 |
1 |
71.08 |
2019-01-17 |
111. |
You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can ... |
71.05 |
0.9298 |
0.1109 |
296 |
1 |
71.05 |
2019-01-18 |
112. |
I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. Don... |
71.01 |
1.0980 |
-0.0578 |
158 |
1 |
71.01 |
2017-05-22 |
113. |
With gene therapy, we can remove those genes which we know m... |
70.74 |
1.0369 |
-0.0007 |
195 |
1 |
70.74 |
2019-01-21 |
114. |
Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... |
70.70 |
1.0202 |
0.0154 |
213 |
1 |
70.70 |
2019-01-21 |
115. |
I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to want to pull... |
70.60 |
0.9644 |
0.0697 |
271 |
1 |
70.60 |
2017-09-29 |
116. |
Topology is generally considered to be one of the three linc... |
70.40 |
0.9023 |
0.1289 |
396 |
1 |
70.40 |
2019-01-21 |
117. |
I felt the urge to reassure him that I was like everybody el... |
70.07 |
1.0430 |
-0.0166 |
165 |
1 |
70.07 |
2019-01-22 |
118. |
Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. T... |
70.05 |
1.0153 |
0.0108 |
418 |
1 |
70.05 |
2017-01-02 |
119. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
69.68 |
1.0472 |
-0.0265 |
163 |
2 |
69.21 |
2017-08-28 |
120. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
69.67 |
1.0289 |
-0.0084 |
276 |
1 |
69.67 |
2016-12-31 |
121. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
69.43 |
0.9601 |
0.0569 |
308 |
1 |
69.43 |
2023-04-07 |
122. |
I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time. A bun... |
69.40 |
0.9414 |
0.0752 |
236 |
1 |
69.40 |
2017-09-14 |
123. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
69.38 |
1.0349 |
-0.0186 |
234 |
1 |
69.38 |
2016-12-31 |
124. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
69.01 |
1.0669 |
-0.0560 |
213 |
1 |
69.01 |
2017-09-19 |
125. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
68.99 |
1.0972 |
-0.0866 |
239 |
2 |
68.36 |
2016-12-31 |
126. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
68.67 |
0.9293 |
0.0766 |
355 |
2 |
64.56 |
2019-01-26 |
127. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
68.51 |
1.0634 |
-0.0599 |
177 |
1 |
68.51 |
2016-12-31 |
128. |
And let's remember that science isn't a game of chess, altho... |
68.44 |
1.0591 |
-0.0566 |
202 |
1 |
68.44 |
2016-12-31 |
129. |
Mature affection, homage, devotion, does not easily express ... |
68.43 |
0.9933 |
0.0091 |
246 |
1 |
68.43 |
2017-09-19 |
130. |
Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... |
68.36 |
0.9826 |
0.0187 |
295 |
1 |
68.36 |
2017-09-13 |
131. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
67.85 |
1.0574 |
-0.0635 |
205 |
2 |
60.00 |
2017-05-20 |
132. |
The Savage nodded, frowning. "You got rid of them. Yes, that... |
67.81 |
0.9344 |
0.0589 |
418 |
1 |
67.81 |
2019-01-21 |
133. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
67.72 |
1.0948 |
-0.1028 |
153 |
1 |
67.72 |
2016-12-31 |
134. |
I was pulled this way and that for longer than I can remembe... |
67.61 |
1.0609 |
-0.0705 |
345 |
1 |
67.61 |
2016-12-31 |
135. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
67.40 |
1.0302 |
-0.0429 |
245 |
1 |
67.40 |
2016-12-31 |
136. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
67.33 |
0.9851 |
0.0012 |
317 |
1 |
67.33 |
2016-12-31 |
137. |
For it is the nature of a log or stone to remain motionless ... |
67.07 |
1.0080 |
-0.0256 |
76 |
1 |
67.07 |
2017-01-01 |
138. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
67.05 |
0.8382 |
0.1439 |
268 |
1 |
67.05 |
2017-09-14 |
139. |
A vector is a quantity that has both magnitude and direction... |
66.87 |
0.9281 |
0.0514 |
285 |
1 |
66.87 |
2017-05-20 |
140. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
66.64 |
1.0298 |
-0.0537 |
280 |
1 |
66.64 |
2017-01-02 |
141. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
66.44 |
1.0232 |
-0.0500 |
236 |
1 |
66.44 |
2017-09-19 |
142. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
66.36 |
1.0272 |
-0.0552 |
329 |
2 |
65.79 |
2017-05-22 |
143. |
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange ... |
65.94 |
1.0100 |
-0.0441 |
268 |
1 |
65.94 |
2017-01-02 |
144. |
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries... |
65.83 |
0.9409 |
0.0234 |
297 |
2 |
62.23 |
2017-09-19 |
145. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
65.43 |
0.9646 |
-0.0062 |
264 |
1 |
65.43 |
2017-01-07 |
146. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
65.38 |
1.0084 |
-0.0507 |
214 |
2 |
64.52 |
2016-12-31 |
147. |
Come on, kid, don't fool around. Just let your hand drop to ... |
65.30 |
1.0182 |
-0.0617 |
373 |
1 |
65.30 |
2017-05-20 |
148. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
65.22 |
1.0827 |
-0.1274 |
219 |
1 |
65.22 |
2017-05-20 |
149. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
65.00 |
0.9697 |
-0.0176 |
249 |
1 |
65.00 |
2016-12-31 |
150. |
You know I hate, detest, and can't bear a lie, not because I... |
65.00 |
0.9932 |
-0.0411 |
267 |
1 |
65.00 |
2019-01-21 |
151. |
Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one. Rememb... |
64.85 |
0.9803 |
-0.0304 |
216 |
1 |
64.85 |
2017-05-22 |
152. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
64.83 |
0.8553 |
0.0943 |
174 |
1 |
64.83 |
2023-03-31 |
153. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
64.64 |
1.0535 |
-0.1067 |
326 |
1 |
64.64 |
2017-05-20 |
154. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
64.52 |
1.0908 |
-0.1457 |
193 |
1 |
64.52 |
2017-01-02 |
155. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
64.43 |
1.0002 |
-0.0564 |
161 |
1 |
64.43 |
2017-01-20 |
156. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
64.41 |
1.0608 |
-0.1173 |
258 |
1 |
64.41 |
2016-12-31 |
157. |
Furthermore, those not understanding this intensity will say... |
64.39 |
1.0230 |
-0.0798 |
158 |
1 |
64.39 |
2017-05-20 |
158. |
Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobil... |
64.29 |
0.8850 |
0.0567 |
398 |
1 |
64.29 |
2018-03-19 |
159. |
The midnight gang's assembled and picked a rendezvous for th... |
64.22 |
0.8987 |
0.0420 |
577 |
1 |
64.22 |
2017-05-20 |
160. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
64.19 |
0.8916 |
0.0487 |
216 |
2 |
57.48 |
2017-09-13 |
161. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
64.10 |
1.0042 |
-0.0653 |
352 |
1 |
64.10 |
2019-01-23 |
162. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
64.07 |
1.0088 |
-0.0703 |
396 |
1 |
64.07 |
2017-05-22 |
163. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
64.01 |
0.9831 |
-0.0455 |
222 |
1 |
64.01 |
2017-05-20 |
164. |
The real evil is the power to kill people. Someone who finds... |
63.89 |
1.0138 |
-0.0779 |
189 |
1 |
63.89 |
2017-09-19 |
165. |
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... |
63.87 |
0.9742 |
-0.0386 |
210 |
1 |
63.87 |
2016-12-31 |
166. |
Hacking will begin killing people soon. Already there are me... |
63.64 |
0.9329 |
-0.0007 |
322 |
1 |
63.64 |
2017-01-01 |
167. |
I used to analyze myself down to the last thread, used to co... |
63.55 |
0.9426 |
-0.0117 |
490 |
1 |
63.55 |
2017-01-01 |
168. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
63.51 |
1.0630 |
-0.1327 |
397 |
1 |
63.51 |
2016-12-31 |
169. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
63.40 |
1.0595 |
-0.1308 |
379 |
1 |
63.40 |
2016-12-31 |
170. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
63.34 |
1.0317 |
-0.1039 |
129 |
1 |
63.34 |
2023-04-07 |
171. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
63.34 |
1.0062 |
-0.0784 |
288 |
1 |
63.34 |
2017-01-07 |
172. |
I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's ... |
63.33 |
1.0028 |
-0.0751 |
168 |
2 |
57.55 |
2017-05-20 |
173. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
63.20 |
0.9443 |
-0.0185 |
143 |
2 |
58.66 |
2017-05-20 |
174. |
And then there was you, all red curls and smiles, stepping u... |
63.18 |
0.9685 |
-0.0430 |
334 |
1 |
63.18 |
2019-01-23 |
175. |
The Mexican embassy on Washington, DC's Pennsylvania Avenue ... |
63.17 |
0.7892 |
0.1361 |
289 |
1 |
63.17 |
2017-09-14 |
176. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
63.11 |
0.9603 |
-0.0359 |
165 |
1 |
63.11 |
2017-05-20 |
177. |
Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven like the first... |
63.03 |
0.9637 |
-0.0404 |
176 |
1 |
63.03 |
2017-09-14 |
178. |
I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a sing... |
62.97 |
1.0127 |
-0.0903 |
216 |
1 |
62.97 |
2017-01-02 |
179. |
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the... |
62.81 |
1.1015 |
-0.1815 |
283 |
1 |
62.81 |
2016-12-31 |
180. |
My severe injuries had healed and the sweet taste of blood c... |
62.46 |
0.9782 |
-0.0633 |
433 |
2 |
59.07 |
2017-05-22 |
181. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
62.34 |
1.1034 |
-0.1902 |
292 |
1 |
62.34 |
2016-12-31 |
182. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
62.25 |
1.0666 |
-0.1548 |
297 |
1 |
62.25 |
2016-12-31 |
183. |
High on a stag the Goddess held her seat, and there were lit... |
62.12 |
0.9500 |
-0.0401 |
337 |
1 |
62.12 |
2016-12-31 |
184. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
61.99 |
0.9675 |
-0.0595 |
383 |
1 |
61.99 |
2017-01-02 |
185. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
61.97 |
1.0282 |
-0.1205 |
226 |
1 |
61.97 |
2017-02-17 |
186. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
61.91 |
0.9461 |
-0.0392 |
193 |
1 |
61.91 |
2017-05-20 |
187. |
The supreme question about a work of art is out of how deep ... |
61.72 |
0.9221 |
-0.0180 |
329 |
1 |
61.72 |
2017-01-07 |
188. |
If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwa... |
61.54 |
0.8844 |
0.0170 |
122 |
1 |
61.54 |
2017-09-14 |
189. |
Punishment and negative reinforcement are opposites. Punishm... |
61.42 |
1.0338 |
-0.1341 |
338 |
1 |
61.42 |
2017-01-02 |
190. |
Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The firs... |
61.34 |
1.0245 |
-0.1260 |
354 |
2 |
52.77 |
2017-01-02 |
191. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
61.28 |
1.0463 |
-0.1487 |
182 |
1 |
61.28 |
2017-05-22 |
192. |
So ran the speech. Burdened and sick at heart, he feigned ho... |
61.20 |
0.9527 |
-0.0562 |
165 |
1 |
61.20 |
2016-12-31 |
193. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
61.04 |
0.9905 |
-0.0964 |
377 |
1 |
61.04 |
2017-01-02 |
194. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
60.99 |
0.9857 |
-0.0923 |
265 |
1 |
60.99 |
2016-12-31 |
195. |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... |
60.92 |
0.9339 |
-0.0415 |
282 |
1 |
60.92 |
2019-01-23 |
196. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
60.81 |
1.0863 |
-0.1956 |
210 |
1 |
60.81 |
2017-05-20 |
197. |
I was assailed by memories of a life that wasn't mine anymor... |
60.72 |
1.0199 |
-0.1305 |
237 |
1 |
60.72 |
2017-09-18 |
198. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
60.70 |
1.0714 |
-0.1823 |
129 |
1 |
60.70 |
2017-01-02 |
199. |
This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only ... |
60.64 |
0.9965 |
-0.1082 |
215 |
1 |
60.64 |
2017-05-19 |
200. |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... |
60.59 |
1.0016 |
-0.1141 |
308 |
1 |
60.59 |
2017-05-20 |
201. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
60.41 |
1.0531 |
-0.1682 |
272 |
1 |
60.41 |
2017-01-02 |
202. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
60.30 |
0.9593 |
-0.0760 |
398 |
1 |
60.30 |
2016-12-31 |
203. |
Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... |
60.10 |
0.9907 |
-0.1104 |
281 |
1 |
60.10 |
2016-12-31 |
204. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
59.44 |
0.9976 |
-0.1269 |
174 |
1 |
59.44 |
2016-12-31 |
205. |
To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No... |
59.42 |
0.9617 |
-0.0913 |
159 |
1 |
59.42 |
2016-12-31 |
206. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
59.33 |
1.0358 |
-0.1667 |
349 |
1 |
59.33 |
2017-01-02 |
207. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
59.11 |
0.9089 |
-0.0431 |
342 |
1 |
59.11 |
2017-01-21 |
208. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
59.07 |
0.9636 |
-0.0983 |
254 |
1 |
59.07 |
2017-01-03 |
209. |
What else should I be? All apologies. What else could I say?... |
59.05 |
0.8787 |
-0.0137 |
164 |
1 |
59.05 |
2019-01-21 |
210. |
He was perfectly astonished with the historical account I ga... |
59.03 |
0.8670 |
-0.0023 |
365 |
1 |
59.03 |
2016-12-31 |
211. |
On a Saturday, long Saturday night - how I lied when I said ... |
59.00 |
0.9247 |
-0.0605 |
274 |
1 |
59.00 |
2017-01-02 |
212. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
58.96 |
1.0328 |
-0.1692 |
356 |
1 |
58.96 |
2016-12-31 |
213. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
58.84 |
1.0028 |
-0.1409 |
203 |
1 |
58.84 |
2017-09-19 |
214. |
Poets claim that we recapture for a moment the self that we ... |
58.62 |
0.9800 |
-0.1213 |
353 |
1 |
58.62 |
2017-05-20 |
215. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
58.59 |
1.0031 |
-0.1449 |
304 |
1 |
58.59 |
2017-01-02 |
216. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
58.10 |
0.9726 |
-0.1216 |
325 |
1 |
58.10 |
2016-12-31 |
217. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
58.10 |
0.9351 |
-0.0841 |
190 |
1 |
58.10 |
2017-05-20 |
218. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
58.09 |
0.9540 |
-0.1031 |
285 |
1 |
58.09 |
2016-12-31 |
219. |
A man on a thousand mile walk has to forget his goal and say... |
57.90 |
0.9165 |
-0.0684 |
159 |
1 |
57.90 |
2017-01-02 |
220. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
57.37 |
1.0169 |
-0.1765 |
222 |
1 |
57.37 |
2016-12-30 |
221. |
As the United States assumed greater status as a power in wo... |
57.17 |
0.9989 |
-0.1615 |
205 |
1 |
57.17 |
2017-05-20 |
222. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
57.14 |
0.9898 |
-0.1528 |
353 |
1 |
57.14 |
2016-12-31 |
223. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
57.06 |
0.9514 |
-0.1156 |
237 |
1 |
57.06 |
2016-12-31 |
224. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
57.01 |
1.0227 |
-0.1876 |
272 |
1 |
57.01 |
2017-01-13 |
225. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
56.85 |
0.8636 |
-0.0309 |
256 |
1 |
56.85 |
2017-02-22 |
226. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
56.69 |
0.9663 |
-0.1359 |
330 |
1 |
56.69 |
2017-01-01 |
227. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
56.38 |
0.8595 |
-0.0336 |
242 |
1 |
56.38 |
2017-01-01 |
228. |
If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to ... |
56.06 |
0.9814 |
-0.1602 |
275 |
2 |
55.28 |
2016-12-31 |
229. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
56.00 |
1.0709 |
-0.2506 |
392 |
1 |
56.00 |
2016-12-30 |
230. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
55.86 |
0.9527 |
-0.1345 |
251 |
1 |
55.86 |
2017-09-14 |
231. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
55.83 |
0.9176 |
-0.0998 |
365 |
2 |
54.07 |
2017-01-07 |
232. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
55.32 |
0.9657 |
-0.1554 |
44 |
1 |
55.32 |
2017-05-20 |
233. |
As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir I... |
55.31 |
0.9706 |
-0.1604 |
409 |
1 |
55.31 |
2016-12-31 |
234. |
I was standing all alone in the world outside. You were sear... |
55.30 |
1.0406 |
-0.2306 |
188 |
1 |
55.30 |
2017-01-02 |
235. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
54.95 |
1.0387 |
-0.2338 |
239 |
1 |
54.95 |
2016-12-30 |
236. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
54.83 |
1.0218 |
-0.2186 |
268 |
1 |
54.83 |
2016-12-31 |
237. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
54.30 |
1.0093 |
-0.2139 |
396 |
1 |
54.30 |
2017-01-20 |
238. |
The main thing to do is pay attention. Pay close attention t... |
54.26 |
1.0669 |
-0.2721 |
173 |
1 |
54.26 |
2017-05-20 |
239. |
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ev... |
54.01 |
0.9909 |
-0.1998 |
263 |
1 |
54.01 |
2017-02-17 |
240. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
53.82 |
0.8748 |
-0.0864 |
141 |
1 |
53.82 |
2016-12-31 |
241. |
Vincent, Mr. Joe Zasa now owns what used to be the Corleone ... |
53.75 |
0.9150 |
-0.1277 |
374 |
1 |
53.75 |
2016-12-31 |
242. |
Doing quantum electrodynamics calculations a la Feynman pred... |
53.24 |
0.6573 |
0.1226 |
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1 |
53.24 |
2019-01-21 |
243. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
52.79 |
1.0254 |
-0.2521 |
217 |
1 |
52.79 |
2016-12-31 |
244. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
52.55 |
0.9756 |
-0.2058 |
229 |
1 |
52.55 |
2017-01-02 |
245. |
You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expe... |
52.54 |
0.9871 |
-0.2175 |
253 |
1 |
52.54 |
2017-05-20 |
246. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
52.47 |
0.9673 |
-0.1987 |
232 |
1 |
52.47 |
2017-01-02 |
247. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
52.15 |
1.0201 |
-0.2562 |
172 |
1 |
52.15 |
2017-01-02 |
248. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
52.03 |
0.9846 |
-0.2225 |
281 |
1 |
52.03 |
2016-12-31 |
249. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
51.55 |
0.8919 |
-0.1368 |
205 |
1 |
51.55 |
2016-12-30 |
250. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
51.25 |
1.0314 |
-0.2807 |
452 |
1 |
51.25 |
2016-12-30 |
251. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
51.19 |
1.0343 |
-0.2845 |
242 |
2 |
48.55 |
2017-01-07 |
252. |
The world says: "You have needs - satisfy them. You have as ... |
50.78 |
0.9060 |
-0.1622 |
339 |
1 |
50.78 |
2016-12-31 |
253. |
There is more than one kind of freedom: freedom to and freed... |
50.65 |
1.0024 |
-0.2605 |
169 |
1 |
50.65 |
2017-01-09 |
254. |
I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I wo... |
50.39 |
1.0865 |
-0.3484 |
168 |
1 |
50.39 |
2017-01-03 |
255. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
50.07 |
1.0429 |
-0.3095 |
259 |
1 |
50.07 |
2016-12-31 |
256. |
Isn't everybody tired of the fighting? Isn't everybody tired... |
47.50 |
0.9461 |
-0.2503 |
149 |
1 |
47.50 |
2017-05-22 |
257. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
46.93 |
1.0334 |
-0.3460 |
131 |
1 |
46.93 |
2017-01-04 |
258. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
45.81 |
0.9946 |
-0.3236 |
246 |
1 |
45.81 |
2017-01-04 |
259. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
44.76 |
1.0543 |
-0.3987 |
113 |
1 |
44.76 |
2016-12-30 |
260. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
44.49 |
0.8878 |
-0.2361 |
346 |
1 |
44.49 |
2017-05-20 |
261. |
Difference in opinions has cost many millions of lives: for ... |
44.27 |
0.8766 |
-0.2281 |
167 |
1 |
44.27 |
2016-12-30 |
262. |
Ah-ha! There's the problem: Too many toasters! You know what... |
43.87 |
0.7597 |
-0.1171 |
98 |
1 |
43.87 |
2019-01-23 |
263. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
42.97 |
1.0208 |
-0.3914 |
163 |
1 |
42.97 |
2017-05-19 |