Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
107.22 |
1.1621 |
0.1935 |
53 |
1 |
107.22 |
2020-10-23 |
2. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
99.86 |
1.0981 |
0.1624 |
187 |
1 |
99.86 |
2020-11-03 |
3. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
98.83 |
1.1380 |
0.1077 |
149 |
1 |
98.83 |
2020-10-26 |
4. |
You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violenc... |
98.14 |
1.0249 |
0.2024 |
180 |
1 |
98.14 |
2020-11-04 |
5. |
You do not have to sit outside in the dark. If, however, you... |
98.12 |
1.0000 |
0.1817 |
174 |
1 |
98.12 |
2020-11-04 |
6. |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a ... |
96.45 |
1.0158 |
0.1662 |
103 |
1 |
96.45 |
2020-11-03 |
7. |
I walk a mile with a smile and I don't know, I don't care wh... |
96.36 |
1.0580 |
0.1426 |
264 |
1 |
96.36 |
2020-10-22 |
8. |
There's a diary. Here's the last page. It's all over. The fi... |
95.33 |
0.9997 |
0.2042 |
173 |
1 |
95.33 |
2020-11-03 |
9. |
In our world, every storm has an end. Every night, brings a ... |
94.12 |
1.0012 |
0.1398 |
165 |
1 |
94.12 |
2020-11-03 |
10. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
93.79 |
1.0298 |
0.1567 |
280 |
1 |
93.79 |
2020-11-03 |
11. |
I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head,... |
93.79 |
1.1467 |
0.0461 |
187 |
1 |
93.79 |
2020-10-31 |
12. |
Before me there stands an opportunity, there for the taking ... |
93.37 |
1.0053 |
0.1471 |
227 |
1 |
93.37 |
2020-10-26 |
13. |
It had never occurred to him until then to think that litera... |
92.51 |
1.0597 |
0.0578 |
140 |
1 |
92.51 |
2020-10-30 |
14. |
Come and hold my hand. I want to contact the living. Not sur... |
92.17 |
1.0315 |
0.1248 |
201 |
1 |
92.17 |
2020-11-03 |
15. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
91.78 |
1.0418 |
0.1134 |
185 |
1 |
91.78 |
2020-10-26 |
16. |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... |
91.32 |
1.1418 |
-0.0032 |
235 |
2 |
84.29 |
2020-11-04 |
17. |
It is truly amazing what you can do when you believe in your... |
91.18 |
1.0457 |
0.0775 |
299 |
1 |
91.18 |
2020-11-05 |
18. |
They are important, you understand, without being interestin... |
91.15 |
1.0359 |
0.1168 |
372 |
1 |
91.15 |
2020-11-02 |
19. |
It so happened that during those days, among so many other c... |
90.61 |
1.0812 |
0.0746 |
459 |
1 |
90.61 |
2020-10-22 |
20. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
89.83 |
0.9614 |
0.1722 |
292 |
1 |
89.83 |
2020-11-03 |
21. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
89.24 |
1.0666 |
0.0566 |
297 |
1 |
89.24 |
2020-11-03 |
22. |
He supposed that even in Hell, people got an occasional sip ... |
88.80 |
1.0108 |
0.0414 |
161 |
1 |
88.80 |
2020-10-31 |
23. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
88.73 |
1.0610 |
0.0512 |
250 |
1 |
88.73 |
2020-10-23 |
24. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
88.71 |
1.1586 |
-0.0405 |
157 |
1 |
88.71 |
2020-11-05 |
25. |
Mind is not in any one place. Every cell in this body has it... |
88.48 |
1.0693 |
0.0036 |
146 |
1 |
88.48 |
2020-11-03 |
26. |
We don't understand what really causes events to happen. His... |
88.38 |
1.0350 |
0.0835 |
307 |
1 |
88.38 |
2020-11-05 |
27. |
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specif... |
88.30 |
1.0350 |
0.0884 |
334 |
1 |
88.30 |
2020-10-31 |
28. |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... |
88.29 |
0.9083 |
0.1740 |
261 |
1 |
88.29 |
2020-11-03 |
29. |
This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life, and everyo... |
88.17 |
1.0254 |
0.0877 |
220 |
1 |
88.17 |
2020-11-03 |
30. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
88.16 |
1.0827 |
0.0343 |
219 |
1 |
88.16 |
2020-11-04 |
31. |
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.... |
87.81 |
1.0635 |
0.0412 |
208 |
1 |
87.81 |
2020-10-23 |
32. |
When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself: the people I... |
87.30 |
1.0200 |
0.0647 |
462 |
1 |
87.30 |
2020-10-30 |
33. |
And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob a... |
87.30 |
0.9723 |
0.1044 |
355 |
1 |
87.30 |
2020-11-04 |
34. |
Most localities haven't found a better way to de-ice roadway... |
87.23 |
1.0134 |
0.0889 |
273 |
1 |
87.23 |
2020-10-28 |
35. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
87.23 |
1.0574 |
0.0677 |
205 |
1 |
87.23 |
2020-11-03 |
36. |
When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave... |
87.22 |
0.9888 |
0.0600 |
173 |
1 |
87.22 |
2020-10-30 |
37. |
Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be ... |
86.55 |
0.9781 |
0.0849 |
205 |
1 |
86.55 |
2020-11-01 |
38. |
Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make y... |
86.51 |
1.0687 |
0.0037 |
101 |
1 |
86.51 |
2020-11-05 |
39. |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds,... |
86.33 |
1.0654 |
-0.0011 |
248 |
1 |
86.33 |
2020-10-28 |
40. |
There was immediately a knock at the door and a man entered.... |
86.31 |
1.0607 |
0.0155 |
359 |
1 |
86.31 |
2020-11-01 |
41. |
Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fa... |
86.28 |
1.0736 |
0.0139 |
178 |
1 |
86.28 |
2020-11-03 |
42. |
All we need for morality is contained in these words: make o... |
86.28 |
1.0689 |
0.0227 |
191 |
2 |
84.86 |
2020-10-26 |
43. |
If you spend too much time trying to find out what is good o... |
86.24 |
1.0120 |
0.0704 |
196 |
1 |
86.24 |
2020-11-03 |
44. |
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the swi... |
86.20 |
0.9387 |
0.0922 |
402 |
1 |
86.20 |
2020-11-02 |
45. |
If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to g... |
85.99 |
1.0253 |
0.0374 |
213 |
1 |
85.99 |
2020-11-03 |
46. |
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, ... |
85.45 |
0.9684 |
0.0671 |
168 |
1 |
85.45 |
2020-10-26 |
47. |
We're all bored, we're all so tired of everything. We wait f... |
85.44 |
0.9382 |
0.0667 |
264 |
1 |
85.44 |
2020-11-04 |
48. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
85.30 |
0.9570 |
0.1176 |
287 |
1 |
85.30 |
2020-10-23 |
49. |
A new disease has fallen on the life of man. Our torment is ... |
85.30 |
0.9649 |
0.0776 |
213 |
1 |
85.30 |
2020-10-26 |
50. |
A field, though fertile, cannot yield a harvest without cult... |
85.24 |
0.9855 |
0.0265 |
146 |
1 |
85.24 |
2020-10-22 |
51. |
Fireflies, a million little pieces, feeds the dying light, a... |
84.95 |
1.0022 |
0.0527 |
191 |
1 |
84.95 |
2020-10-22 |
52. |
That is right, but I held something back. I see some real ge... |
84.85 |
1.0710 |
0.0000 |
258 |
1 |
84.85 |
2020-10-26 |
53. |
Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak,... |
84.63 |
1.0333 |
0.0243 |
327 |
1 |
84.63 |
2020-11-03 |
54. |
Benjamin was the oldest animal on the farm, and the worst te... |
84.61 |
1.0564 |
-0.0070 |
283 |
1 |
84.61 |
2020-11-02 |
55. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
84.49 |
1.0523 |
0.0059 |
256 |
1 |
84.49 |
2020-11-03 |
56. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
84.17 |
0.9233 |
0.1307 |
181 |
1 |
84.17 |
2020-10-31 |
57. |
Power is living while others inevitably perish. Power is coo... |
84.08 |
0.9872 |
0.0375 |
283 |
1 |
84.08 |
2020-11-02 |
58. |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've g... |
84.00 |
1.0627 |
-0.0044 |
353 |
1 |
84.00 |
2020-11-02 |
59. |
It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking in the dark... |
83.93 |
1.0239 |
0.0192 |
275 |
1 |
83.93 |
2020-11-03 |
60. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
83.89 |
1.0732 |
-0.0244 |
218 |
1 |
83.89 |
2020-11-02 |
61. |
The evolution of language marked a great leap forward for ou... |
83.72 |
1.0246 |
0.0176 |
309 |
1 |
83.72 |
2020-11-03 |
62. |
You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can ... |
83.63 |
0.9298 |
0.0966 |
296 |
1 |
83.63 |
2020-11-02 |
63. |
It wasn't dark beyond the cave door - darkness would be some... |
83.50 |
1.0285 |
0.0169 |
203 |
1 |
83.50 |
2020-11-02 |
64. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
83.48 |
1.0604 |
0.0224 |
260 |
1 |
83.48 |
2020-10-31 |
65. |
When another blames you or hates you, or people voice simila... |
83.35 |
1.0418 |
-0.0095 |
268 |
1 |
83.35 |
2020-10-23 |
66. |
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling from glen to ... |
83.17 |
0.9635 |
0.0449 |
360 |
2 |
80.44 |
2020-11-02 |
67. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
83.15 |
1.0260 |
0.0213 |
186 |
1 |
83.15 |
2020-10-31 |
68. |
You are the night you are the ocean. You are the light behin... |
83.07 |
1.0385 |
-0.0058 |
429 |
1 |
83.07 |
2020-11-04 |
69. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
83.07 |
1.0389 |
0.0073 |
318 |
1 |
83.07 |
2020-11-03 |
70. |
At lunch he told Bill about a physics book he was reading ab... |
82.76 |
0.9663 |
0.0296 |
515 |
1 |
82.76 |
2020-10-24 |
71. |
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are ... |
82.71 |
0.9588 |
0.0393 |
245 |
1 |
82.71 |
2020-11-03 |
72. |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
82.69 |
1.1108 |
-0.0700 |
143 |
1 |
82.69 |
2020-10-30 |
73. |
If I could go back to the day we met, what would I do? Perha... |
82.64 |
1.0592 |
-0.0411 |
326 |
1 |
82.64 |
2020-10-22 |
74. |
Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... |
82.60 |
1.0202 |
0.0200 |
213 |
1 |
82.60 |
2020-10-31 |
75. |
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's a... |
81.84 |
0.9673 |
0.0564 |
200 |
1 |
81.84 |
2020-11-01 |
76. |
Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the ani... |
81.52 |
1.0231 |
0.0054 |
227 |
1 |
81.52 |
2020-11-02 |
77. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
81.50 |
1.0117 |
0.0577 |
297 |
1 |
81.50 |
2020-10-23 |
78. |
And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think th... |
81.45 |
0.9583 |
0.0250 |
153 |
1 |
81.45 |
2020-10-31 |
79. |
The mind which is created quick to love, is responsive to ev... |
81.36 |
0.9742 |
0.0271 |
406 |
1 |
81.36 |
2020-11-03 |
80. |
If you're ever feeling bored and aimless in a shopping mall,... |
81.32 |
0.9514 |
0.0505 |
357 |
1 |
81.32 |
2020-10-26 |
81. |
This was my only and my constant comfort. When I think of it... |
81.32 |
1.0474 |
-0.0178 |
204 |
1 |
81.32 |
2020-10-31 |
82. |
There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of a... |
81.29 |
0.9226 |
0.0594 |
177 |
1 |
81.29 |
2020-10-26 |
83. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
81.13 |
1.0429 |
-0.0266 |
391 |
1 |
81.13 |
2020-10-23 |
84. |
Till then, my noble friend, chew upon this: Brutus had rathe... |
81.13 |
0.9417 |
0.0296 |
177 |
1 |
81.13 |
2020-10-30 |
85. |
The growing concern for the continued survival of the Islami... |
81.11 |
0.9170 |
0.0893 |
429 |
1 |
81.11 |
2020-11-05 |
86. |
Modern bourgeois society with its relations of production, o... |
81.01 |
0.9371 |
0.0448 |
296 |
1 |
81.01 |
2020-10-31 |
87. |
I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from th... |
80.87 |
1.0238 |
-0.0005 |
314 |
1 |
80.87 |
2020-10-31 |
88. |
What I'm trying to teach him and what he's learning there ar... |
80.87 |
0.9299 |
0.0584 |
296 |
1 |
80.87 |
2020-11-03 |
89. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
80.82 |
1.0328 |
0.0214 |
356 |
1 |
80.82 |
2020-10-23 |
90. |
Like you said, I am a terrifying political animal. So I want... |
80.80 |
0.9371 |
0.0431 |
220 |
1 |
80.80 |
2020-10-22 |
91. |
Every temptation is an opportunity to do good. On the path t... |
80.77 |
1.0040 |
-0.0052 |
298 |
1 |
80.77 |
2020-11-04 |
92. |
Traumatized people so often keep repeating the same problems... |
80.64 |
1.0274 |
-0.0453 |
275 |
1 |
80.64 |
2020-11-03 |
93. |
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the... |
80.49 |
1.1015 |
-0.0822 |
283 |
1 |
80.49 |
2020-10-22 |
94. |
Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. T... |
80.31 |
1.0877 |
-0.0793 |
202 |
1 |
80.31 |
2020-11-03 |
95. |
Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobil... |
80.07 |
0.8850 |
0.0996 |
398 |
1 |
80.07 |
2020-11-03 |
96. |
After us they'll fly in hot air balloons, coat styles will c... |
80.06 |
0.9331 |
0.0516 |
340 |
1 |
80.06 |
2020-11-03 |
97. |
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you,... |
79.95 |
1.0104 |
-0.0174 |
269 |
1 |
79.95 |
2020-11-03 |
98. |
Screens and sticky fly-paper have their places and give some... |
79.93 |
0.9522 |
0.0310 |
360 |
1 |
79.93 |
2020-10-31 |
99. |
I see something of God each hour of the twenty-four, and eac... |
79.89 |
1.0473 |
-0.0359 |
329 |
1 |
79.89 |
2020-10-31 |
100. |
He thinks he's got free will, but really he's trapped in a m... |
79.84 |
1.0337 |
-0.0426 |
490 |
1 |
79.84 |
2020-11-05 |
101. |
If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever yo... |
79.69 |
1.0488 |
-0.0344 |
354 |
1 |
79.69 |
2020-11-03 |
102. |
They show you stuff in the military. You wanna know the real... |
79.52 |
0.9250 |
0.0413 |
209 |
1 |
79.52 |
2020-10-31 |
103. |
I will be dying and so will you, and so will everyone here. ... |
79.47 |
0.9795 |
-0.0140 |
242 |
1 |
79.47 |
2020-10-31 |
104. |
I so enjoy watching history warp as words pass from the lips... |
79.28 |
0.9548 |
0.0035 |
461 |
1 |
79.28 |
2020-10-22 |
105. |
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about be... |
79.21 |
0.9538 |
0.0045 |
518 |
2 |
78.07 |
2020-11-03 |
106. |
There is nothing in the world more difficult than candor, an... |
79.19 |
0.9898 |
0.0145 |
412 |
1 |
79.19 |
2020-11-03 |
107. |
Open up your heart to me now. Let it all come pouring out. T... |
79.19 |
1.0369 |
-0.0636 |
206 |
1 |
79.19 |
2020-10-31 |
108. |
The inability to envision a certain kind of person doing a c... |
79.17 |
1.0230 |
-0.0233 |
402 |
1 |
79.17 |
2020-10-31 |
109. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
79.15 |
1.0883 |
-0.0616 |
303 |
1 |
79.15 |
2020-10-31 |
110. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
79.12 |
1.0763 |
-0.0406 |
367 |
1 |
79.12 |
2020-11-02 |
111. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
79.07 |
0.9622 |
0.0378 |
392 |
1 |
79.07 |
2020-11-02 |
112. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
79.04 |
1.0167 |
-0.0165 |
378 |
1 |
79.04 |
2020-10-22 |
113. |
I was eleven years old and when I was strong enough I dedica... |
78.98 |
0.9216 |
0.0427 |
257 |
1 |
78.98 |
2020-10-28 |
114. |
Well that is where we are. You say we are on the brink of de... |
78.98 |
1.0653 |
-0.0917 |
259 |
1 |
78.98 |
2020-10-31 |
115. |
I'm just going to turn through a few things. When we go out ... |
78.91 |
1.0934 |
-0.1279 |
265 |
1 |
78.91 |
2020-11-03 |
116. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
78.86 |
1.0499 |
-0.0501 |
173 |
1 |
78.86 |
2020-10-26 |
117. |
If soldiers are punished before they have grown attached to ... |
78.79 |
0.9624 |
0.0024 |
263 |
1 |
78.79 |
2020-10-22 |
118. |
If a person can't answer directly to your question, it's eit... |
78.78 |
1.0930 |
-0.1123 |
136 |
1 |
78.78 |
2020-10-31 |
119. |
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shad... |
78.77 |
1.0389 |
-0.0417 |
199 |
1 |
78.77 |
2020-11-03 |
120. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
78.70 |
1.0216 |
-0.0355 |
302 |
1 |
78.70 |
2020-10-31 |
121. |
Look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think. Somewhere out there, ... |
78.66 |
0.9524 |
0.0087 |
250 |
1 |
78.66 |
2020-10-26 |
122. |
If you are one of earth's inhabitants, how blest your father... |
78.63 |
0.9964 |
0.0020 |
390 |
1 |
78.63 |
2020-11-02 |
123. |
Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit. It was now Mid-August w... |
78.61 |
0.9085 |
0.0605 |
463 |
1 |
78.61 |
2020-11-03 |
124. |
Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn a... |
78.61 |
1.0373 |
-0.0346 |
541 |
1 |
78.61 |
2020-11-05 |
125. |
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... |
78.51 |
1.0328 |
-0.0445 |
242 |
1 |
78.51 |
2020-10-30 |
126. |
'Precious, precious, precious!' Gollum cried. 'My Precious! ... |
78.48 |
0.8412 |
0.1211 |
305 |
1 |
78.48 |
2020-11-03 |
127. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
78.46 |
1.0426 |
-0.0574 |
323 |
1 |
78.46 |
2020-11-04 |
128. |
You looked on amazed, and began to suspect yourself of being... |
78.38 |
1.0372 |
-0.0551 |
243 |
1 |
78.38 |
2020-10-31 |
129. |
Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant stranger... |
78.32 |
1.0579 |
-0.0833 |
241 |
1 |
78.32 |
2020-11-05 |
130. |
You no good little slimebag! I'm going to make you the secon... |
78.32 |
0.9615 |
-0.0028 |
399 |
1 |
78.32 |
2020-10-28 |
131. |
Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we re... |
78.25 |
0.9104 |
0.0530 |
371 |
1 |
78.25 |
2020-10-31 |
132. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
78.25 |
1.0029 |
-0.0261 |
209 |
1 |
78.25 |
2020-10-30 |
133. |
People move because of the wear and tear of anxiety. Because... |
78.13 |
1.0622 |
-0.0823 |
450 |
1 |
78.13 |
2020-10-31 |
134. |
You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There ... |
77.94 |
0.9836 |
-0.0359 |
176 |
1 |
77.94 |
2020-10-23 |
135. |
Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave ... |
77.82 |
1.0471 |
-0.0914 |
262 |
1 |
77.82 |
2020-11-05 |
136. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
77.75 |
1.0419 |
-0.0653 |
261 |
1 |
77.75 |
2020-10-22 |
137. |
When rationality begins to break down, the circuits of the h... |
77.71 |
0.9365 |
-0.0213 |
299 |
1 |
77.71 |
2020-10-30 |
138. |
We hold our rifles in missing hands. We stand tall on missin... |
77.70 |
1.0026 |
-0.0202 |
256 |
1 |
77.70 |
2020-10-23 |
139. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
77.42 |
0.9880 |
-0.0056 |
368 |
1 |
77.42 |
2020-11-03 |
140. |
Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... |
77.41 |
1.0190 |
-0.0504 |
402 |
1 |
77.41 |
2020-11-03 |
141. |
I'm gonna fight 'em off. A seven nation army couldn't hold m... |
77.40 |
0.9380 |
-0.0024 |
243 |
1 |
77.40 |
2020-11-03 |
142. |
You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking... |
77.35 |
1.0574 |
-0.1070 |
148 |
1 |
77.35 |
2020-10-23 |
143. |
The man who let himself in was the first person ever invited... |
77.12 |
0.9062 |
0.0391 |
348 |
1 |
77.12 |
2020-11-03 |
144. |
Joe, darling, you're coming back. Do you want me to tell you... |
77.05 |
1.0504 |
-0.1119 |
361 |
1 |
77.05 |
2020-10-23 |
145. |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
77.00 |
1.0196 |
-0.0612 |
200 |
1 |
77.00 |
2020-11-03 |
146. |
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't th... |
76.97 |
0.9786 |
-0.0339 |
527 |
1 |
76.97 |
2020-11-05 |
147. |
"The Spirit" is mannered to the point of madness. There is n... |
76.93 |
0.9158 |
0.0200 |
167 |
1 |
76.93 |
2020-10-23 |
148. |
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have ... |
76.72 |
0.9555 |
-0.0201 |
391 |
1 |
76.72 |
2020-11-02 |
149. |
How does a ragtag, volunteer army in need of a shower someho... |
76.63 |
0.8354 |
0.1008 |
191 |
1 |
76.63 |
2020-10-26 |
150. |
There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no plac... |
76.58 |
1.0680 |
-0.1121 |
299 |
1 |
76.58 |
2020-10-31 |
151. |
The idea of having nations and governments is as foolish as ... |
76.53 |
0.9547 |
-0.0232 |
257 |
1 |
76.53 |
2020-11-04 |
152. |
But when a man suspects any wrong, it sometimes happens that... |
76.52 |
1.0391 |
-0.0677 |
169 |
1 |
76.52 |
2020-10-23 |
153. |
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by ... |
76.19 |
1.0186 |
-0.0653 |
284 |
1 |
76.19 |
2020-10-26 |
154. |
While software development is immune from almost all physica... |
76.06 |
0.8563 |
0.0472 |
355 |
1 |
76.06 |
2020-11-03 |
155. |
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You d... |
76.02 |
1.0369 |
-0.0866 |
244 |
1 |
76.02 |
2020-11-02 |
156. |
The disposal facility includes a hardened underground base. ... |
75.96 |
0.9067 |
0.0184 |
160 |
1 |
75.96 |
2020-10-31 |
157. |
Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape w... |
75.95 |
0.9115 |
-0.0051 |
118 |
1 |
75.95 |
2020-11-03 |
158. |
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end... |
75.82 |
0.9288 |
-0.0017 |
373 |
1 |
75.82 |
2020-10-22 |
159. |
I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, the... |
75.81 |
0.9797 |
-0.0518 |
268 |
1 |
75.81 |
2020-11-02 |
160. |
The machinery in these canyons are Halo's primary firing mec... |
75.81 |
0.9380 |
-0.0116 |
260 |
1 |
75.81 |
2020-11-03 |
161. |
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won't ... |
75.66 |
0.9118 |
-0.0035 |
183 |
1 |
75.66 |
2020-10-26 |
162. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
75.62 |
1.0486 |
-0.0981 |
289 |
1 |
75.62 |
2020-10-31 |
163. |
The game of Chess is not merely an idle amusement. Several v... |
75.53 |
1.0082 |
-0.0681 |
467 |
1 |
75.53 |
2020-11-01 |
164. |
None know if our temple, the Cradle, will prove powerful eno... |
75.29 |
0.9113 |
-0.0213 |
596 |
1 |
75.29 |
2020-11-03 |
165. |
I only get to live life just once. And it's right here. I on... |
75.20 |
0.9581 |
-0.0621 |
437 |
1 |
75.20 |
2020-10-23 |
166. |
Going home, going home, I'm just going home. Quiet-like, som... |
75.11 |
0.9241 |
-0.0376 |
303 |
1 |
75.11 |
2020-10-31 |
167. |
But then he'll wonder why I haven't been married. You know w... |
75.10 |
0.9790 |
-0.0702 |
201 |
1 |
75.10 |
2020-11-04 |
168. |
The pleasure of rooting for Goliath is that you can expect t... |
74.94 |
1.0592 |
-0.1172 |
193 |
1 |
74.94 |
2020-10-22 |
169. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
74.92 |
0.9353 |
0.0012 |
177 |
1 |
74.92 |
2020-10-23 |
170. |
So let me get this straight. Wait, I'm the rookie? But my fe... |
74.89 |
0.9115 |
-0.0017 |
196 |
1 |
74.89 |
2020-11-03 |
171. |
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to... |
74.64 |
0.9082 |
-0.0011 |
305 |
1 |
74.64 |
2020-10-22 |
172. |
To my babies: stay strong. Daddy will be home soon. And to t... |
74.58 |
0.9246 |
-0.0281 |
262 |
1 |
74.58 |
2020-11-05 |
173. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
74.53 |
0.9755 |
-0.0453 |
126 |
1 |
74.53 |
2020-10-26 |
174. |
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact,... |
74.40 |
0.9309 |
-0.0273 |
216 |
1 |
74.40 |
2020-11-03 |
175. |
In the beginning there was only a small amount of injustice ... |
74.30 |
1.0375 |
-0.0928 |
224 |
1 |
74.30 |
2020-10-31 |
176. |
After the victory at Wounded Knee, the angel of Columbia did... |
74.20 |
0.9408 |
-0.0268 |
427 |
1 |
74.20 |
2020-11-03 |
177. |
I bomb atomically. Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can... |
74.09 |
0.8178 |
0.0895 |
284 |
1 |
74.09 |
2020-11-03 |
178. |
And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped ... |
73.85 |
1.0167 |
-0.0958 |
261 |
1 |
73.85 |
2020-10-22 |
179. |
Now that you're out of high school, which means you're techn... |
73.85 |
0.9189 |
-0.0622 |
160 |
1 |
73.85 |
2020-11-03 |
180. |
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people cal... |
73.71 |
0.9327 |
-0.0393 |
308 |
1 |
73.71 |
2020-11-04 |
181. |
Though I am often in the depths of misery, there is still ca... |
73.61 |
0.9380 |
-0.0566 |
253 |
2 |
68.79 |
2020-11-02 |
182. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
73.51 |
1.0208 |
-0.0947 |
163 |
1 |
73.51 |
2020-10-31 |
183. |
Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who w... |
73.09 |
1.0548 |
-0.1376 |
194 |
1 |
73.09 |
2020-10-23 |
184. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
73.04 |
0.9501 |
-0.0625 |
244 |
1 |
73.04 |
2020-11-02 |
185. |
I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I... |
72.79 |
0.9416 |
-0.0637 |
177 |
1 |
72.79 |
2020-10-31 |
186. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
72.73 |
1.0169 |
-0.0995 |
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1 |
72.73 |
2020-10-26 |
187. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
72.72 |
0.9737 |
-0.0563 |
204 |
1 |
72.72 |
2020-10-22 |
188. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
72.72 |
0.8951 |
0.0199 |
193 |
1 |
72.72 |
2020-10-22 |
189. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
72.67 |
1.0073 |
-0.0870 |
369 |
1 |
72.67 |
2020-10-23 |
190. |
Come senators, congressmen please heed the call. Don't stand... |
72.50 |
0.9346 |
-0.0480 |
281 |
1 |
72.50 |
2020-10-31 |
191. |
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a m... |
72.46 |
1.0505 |
-0.1278 |
162 |
1 |
72.46 |
2020-10-22 |
192. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
72.35 |
0.8826 |
0.0269 |
296 |
1 |
72.35 |
2020-10-26 |
193. |
Very well, gentlemen. This, and maybe other similar things, ... |
72.01 |
1.0280 |
-0.1110 |
464 |
1 |
72.01 |
2020-10-30 |
194. |
It's better to read in the library. Sitting at my favorite t... |
71.80 |
1.0735 |
-0.1895 |
217 |
1 |
71.80 |
2020-11-03 |
195. |
Hackers penetrate and ravage delicate public and privately o... |
71.79 |
0.9986 |
-0.1113 |
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1 |
71.79 |
2020-11-03 |
196. |
Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that ... |
71.62 |
0.8876 |
-0.0153 |
220 |
1 |
71.62 |
2020-10-29 |
197. |
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsib... |
71.52 |
0.9766 |
-0.0691 |
206 |
1 |
71.52 |
2020-10-26 |
198. |
I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Be... |
71.52 |
0.9419 |
-0.0745 |
304 |
1 |
71.52 |
2020-10-22 |
199. |
Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band ... |
71.38 |
0.8454 |
0.0026 |
312 |
1 |
71.38 |
2020-10-31 |
200. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
71.31 |
0.9739 |
-0.0432 |
412 |
1 |
71.31 |
2020-10-23 |
201. |
Dragons live forever, but not so little boys. Painted wings ... |
71.24 |
0.9252 |
-0.0811 |
437 |
1 |
71.24 |
2020-10-31 |
202. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
71.17 |
0.9213 |
-0.0278 |
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1 |
71.17 |
2020-10-31 |
203. |
Is anyone there? Who survived? Somebody new? Anyone else, bu... |
70.89 |
0.8568 |
-0.0095 |
147 |
1 |
70.89 |
2020-11-03 |
204. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
70.86 |
1.0129 |
-0.1526 |
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1 |
70.86 |
2020-11-03 |
205. |
I have grown up in a great man's shadow. All my life I've be... |
70.77 |
0.8829 |
-0.0509 |
310 |
1 |
70.77 |
2020-11-03 |
206. |
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state then nearly fou... |
70.74 |
0.8572 |
0.0101 |
323 |
1 |
70.74 |
2020-10-31 |
207. |
It's the loneliest feeling in the world to find yourself sta... |
70.51 |
0.9582 |
-0.1141 |
435 |
1 |
70.51 |
2020-10-22 |
208. |
I'm so happy because today I've found my friends. They're in... |
70.43 |
0.9247 |
-0.0766 |
252 |
1 |
70.43 |
2020-10-23 |
209. |
Imagine fish swimming in a shallow pond, just below the lily... |
70.36 |
0.9357 |
-0.0666 |
458 |
1 |
70.36 |
2020-10-31 |
210. |
Sometimes, when you're writing a poem - or a story - your br... |
70.22 |
1.0219 |
-0.1642 |
430 |
1 |
70.22 |
2020-10-23 |
211. |
Maybe I'm not so different from everyone else after all. It'... |
70.21 |
1.0326 |
-0.1549 |
249 |
1 |
70.21 |
2020-10-22 |
212. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
70.10 |
1.0086 |
-0.1272 |
240 |
1 |
70.10 |
2020-10-22 |
213. |
My proposal is based upon an asymmetry between verifiability... |
70.09 |
0.8835 |
-0.0423 |
258 |
1 |
70.09 |
2020-11-03 |
214. |
Everyone is afraid of something. We fear things because we v... |
70.08 |
1.0477 |
-0.2089 |
249 |
1 |
70.08 |
2020-11-03 |
215. |
You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in te... |
70.07 |
0.8924 |
-0.0466 |
210 |
1 |
70.07 |
2020-11-05 |
216. |
Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation. Proactivel... |
69.62 |
0.8558 |
-0.0041 |
316 |
1 |
69.62 |
2020-10-31 |
217. |
I needed something to attract folks from the community. The ... |
69.57 |
0.9113 |
-0.0627 |
281 |
1 |
69.57 |
2020-11-03 |
218. |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. S... |
69.52 |
1.0191 |
-0.1519 |
274 |
1 |
69.52 |
2020-10-31 |
219. |
And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on sayin... |
69.18 |
0.8689 |
-0.0642 |
269 |
1 |
69.18 |
2020-10-22 |
220. |
Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I've go... |
69.08 |
0.8937 |
-0.0824 |
164 |
1 |
69.08 |
2020-10-22 |
221. |
In your policy, it states quite clearly that no claim you ma... |
68.97 |
0.9228 |
-0.1059 |
193 |
1 |
68.97 |
2020-10-26 |
222. |
People always ask me how can we charge so much for what amou... |
68.83 |
0.9811 |
-0.1475 |
235 |
1 |
68.83 |
2020-10-31 |
223. |
Look at these, they're amazing! Which one do you like more? ... |
68.72 |
0.9719 |
-0.1433 |
193 |
1 |
68.72 |
2020-10-23 |
224. |
A new breed of forger, technological virtuoso with a classic... |
68.49 |
0.8779 |
-0.0310 |
468 |
1 |
68.49 |
2020-10-23 |
225. |
Have you ever wanted to sleep for a hundred or thousand year... |
68.40 |
1.0062 |
-0.1757 |
225 |
1 |
68.40 |
2020-11-03 |
226. |
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole... |
68.36 |
0.8767 |
-0.0259 |
198 |
1 |
68.36 |
2020-11-03 |
227. |
Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An ... |
68.21 |
0.9053 |
-0.0682 |
316 |
1 |
68.21 |
2020-11-03 |
228. |
One may feel, as I do, a sort of aesthetic distaste for Gand... |
67.79 |
0.8943 |
-0.0759 |
446 |
1 |
67.79 |
2020-10-26 |
229. |
But something stronger than death was summoning him, compell... |
67.58 |
0.9503 |
-0.1423 |
229 |
1 |
67.58 |
2020-11-03 |
230. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
67.53 |
1.0232 |
-0.1410 |
236 |
1 |
67.53 |
2020-11-03 |
231. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
67.50 |
0.9366 |
-0.0828 |
229 |
1 |
67.50 |
2020-11-03 |
232. |
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can fe... |
67.37 |
0.9224 |
-0.1181 |
277 |
1 |
67.37 |
2020-10-22 |
233. |
Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do... |
67.25 |
1.0682 |
-0.2453 |
221 |
1 |
67.25 |
2020-10-22 |
234. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
67.23 |
1.0483 |
-0.2086 |
227 |
1 |
67.23 |
2020-10-31 |
235. |
Good evening, here's an update on last week's nursing home e... |
67.01 |
0.8266 |
-0.0042 |
319 |
1 |
67.01 |
2020-10-26 |
236. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
66.81 |
0.8636 |
0.0125 |
256 |
1 |
66.81 |
2020-10-22 |
237. |
Meet me in the crowd, people. Throw your love around, love m... |
66.75 |
0.9618 |
-0.1609 |
156 |
1 |
66.75 |
2020-10-24 |
238. |
Tyrone: "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats." Vinny... |
65.63 |
0.7732 |
0.0407 |
209 |
1 |
65.63 |
2020-11-03 |
239. |
This is as brave as I know how to be. I know it's gonna hurt... |
64.42 |
0.9405 |
-0.1861 |
121 |
1 |
64.42 |
2020-11-03 |
240. |
His poems were better than mine, and they delighted me; but ... |
63.49 |
1.0280 |
-0.2495 |
256 |
1 |
63.49 |
2020-10-23 |
241. |
I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche... |
61.08 |
0.7886 |
-0.0445 |
308 |
1 |
61.08 |
2020-11-04 |
242. |
Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people cal... |
59.82 |
0.9360 |
-0.2177 |
308 |
1 |
59.82 |
2020-10-30 |
243. |
Sir, you have besmirched the good name of Liquid Water, and ... |
59.74 |
0.9922 |
-0.2641 |
422 |
1 |
59.74 |
2020-10-23 |
244. |
You're not a mech, but you're enough of a machine to need re... |
59.48 |
0.9694 |
-0.2561 |
207 |
1 |
59.48 |
2020-10-31 |
245. |
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. |
56.41 |
1.0702 |
-0.3611 |
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1 |
56.41 |
2020-10-31 |
246. |
Remember the day I set you free, I told you you could always... |
42.69 |
1.0147 |
-0.4955 |
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1 |
42.69 |
2020-10-30 |