| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunli... |
103.93 |
1.0724 |
1.3411 |
310 |
1 |
103.93 |
2023-12-27 |
| 2. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
98.15 |
1.1296 |
1.1587 |
252 |
1 |
98.15 |
2023-12-27 |
| 3. |
History is written by the victor. History is filled with lia... |
94.89 |
1.0209 |
1.1638 |
237 |
1 |
94.89 |
2023-12-27 |
| 4. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
94.82 |
1.1022 |
1.1121 |
259 |
1 |
94.82 |
2023-12-27 |
| 5. |
Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... |
94.68 |
1.0642 |
1.1174 |
213 |
1 |
94.68 |
2023-12-27 |
| 6. |
He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good... |
94.39 |
1.0474 |
1.1315 |
347 |
1 |
94.39 |
2023-12-27 |
| 7. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
94.10 |
1.0758 |
1.0927 |
216 |
1 |
94.10 |
2023-12-27 |
| 8. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
93.90 |
1.0090 |
1.1899 |
282 |
1 |
93.90 |
2023-12-27 |
| 9. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
93.53 |
1.0214 |
1.1682 |
281 |
1 |
93.53 |
2023-12-27 |
| 10. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
91.06 |
1.0173 |
1.1186 |
268 |
1 |
91.06 |
2023-12-27 |
| 11. |
I believe that you are sincere and good at heart. If you do ... |
88.30 |
1.0019 |
1.0344 |
474 |
1 |
88.30 |
2023-12-27 |
| 12. |
The boy had a way with words, he sang, he moved with grace. ... |
88.28 |
1.0434 |
0.9947 |
230 |
1 |
88.28 |
2023-12-27 |
| 13. |
All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... |
86.23 |
0.9843 |
1.0355 |
325 |
1 |
86.23 |
2023-12-27 |
| 14. |
She told me: "A bit of madness is key to give us new colors ... |
85.24 |
1.0293 |
0.9344 |
334 |
1 |
85.24 |
2023-12-27 |
| 15. |
I must have done something right, to deserve you in my life.... |
70.72 |
1.0416 |
0.5837 |
110 |
1 |
70.72 |
2019-01-06 |
| 16. |
You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... |
66.97 |
1.0744 |
0.4644 |
144 |
1 |
66.97 |
2018-11-25 |
| 17. |
From 1955 to 1990, the value of Japanese real estate increas... |
66.59 |
0.9426 |
0.6343 |
293 |
1 |
66.59 |
2023-12-27 |
| 18. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
66.00 |
1.1621 |
0.3567 |
53 |
1 |
66.00 |
2018-02-04 |
| 19. |
Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings. Feelings l... |
61.77 |
1.0420 |
0.3804 |
338 |
1 |
61.77 |
2019-10-24 |
| 20. |
She had waited all her life for something and it had killed ... |
59.80 |
1.0527 |
0.3182 |
82 |
1 |
59.80 |
2017-11-23 |
| 21. |
Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the k... |
59.47 |
1.0420 |
0.3200 |
157 |
1 |
59.47 |
2018-12-25 |
| 22. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
58.70 |
1.0520 |
0.2985 |
235 |
1 |
58.70 |
2018-12-25 |
| 23. |
Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table while I... |
57.99 |
0.9666 |
0.3692 |
173 |
1 |
57.99 |
2018-12-25 |
| 24. |
Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have ... |
56.98 |
0.9350 |
0.3792 |
176 |
1 |
56.98 |
2018-12-25 |
| 25. |
I didn't wanna spend my twenties as a professional defendant... |
56.96 |
0.9576 |
0.3557 |
294 |
1 |
56.96 |
2018-12-25 |
| 26. |
And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears... |
56.88 |
0.9482 |
0.3625 |
381 |
1 |
56.88 |
2018-12-25 |
| 27. |
Growing up in the suburbs in the '60s, you were pretty much ... |
56.16 |
0.9453 |
0.3482 |
343 |
1 |
56.16 |
2018-12-25 |
| 28. |
When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your though... |
55.74 |
1.0339 |
0.2412 |
170 |
1 |
55.74 |
2018-12-25 |
| 29. |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were mastermind... |
55.57 |
0.8008 |
0.4812 |
143 |
1 |
55.57 |
2019-10-24 |
| 30. |
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice, two percent for... |
54.71 |
1.0464 |
0.2115 |
247 |
1 |
54.71 |
2018-12-27 |
| 31. |
In the profession of Christianity, the variety of national c... |
52.29 |
0.9071 |
0.2981 |
340 |
1 |
52.29 |
2018-12-25 |
| 32. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
52.21 |
1.0250 |
0.1743 |
254 |
1 |
52.21 |
2018-12-25 |
| 33. |
Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and ... |
51.83 |
1.0871 |
0.1076 |
80 |
1 |
51.83 |
2017-11-26 |
| 34. |
George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't... |
51.29 |
1.0311 |
0.1477 |
371 |
1 |
51.29 |
2019-10-24 |
| 35. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
51.28 |
0.9993 |
0.1782 |
174 |
1 |
51.28 |
2018-12-25 |
| 36. |
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman become... |
50.18 |
0.9041 |
0.2549 |
139 |
1 |
50.18 |
2018-08-27 |
| 37. |
Love is corny, when you get right down to it. It has two lef... |
49.60 |
0.9991 |
0.1403 |
213 |
1 |
49.60 |
2019-10-24 |
| 38. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
47.84 |
0.8907 |
0.2120 |
351 |
1 |
47.84 |
2018-12-25 |
| 39. |
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for mo... |
47.83 |
1.0595 |
0.0391 |
229 |
1 |
47.83 |
2018-12-25 |
| 40. |
She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you, she... |
47.14 |
1.0992 |
-0.0177 |
165 |
1 |
47.14 |
2018-03-02 |
| 41. |
It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks l... |
46.38 |
1.0081 |
0.0510 |
165 |
1 |
46.38 |
2018-02-04 |
| 42. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
46.30 |
0.9540 |
0.1096 |
285 |
1 |
46.30 |
2018-02-04 |
| 43. |
In America, circus folk ride through town, while bands play ... |
46.05 |
1.0038 |
0.0554 |
215 |
1 |
46.05 |
2018-03-02 |
| 44. |
Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings.... |
45.82 |
1.0427 |
0.0115 |
366 |
1 |
45.82 |
2018-12-25 |
| 45. |
If cows and horses or lions had hands, or could draw with th... |
44.21 |
0.9660 |
0.0520 |
229 |
1 |
44.21 |
2018-03-02 |
| 46. |
You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autogr... |
44.18 |
0.9559 |
0.0633 |
169 |
1 |
44.18 |
2018-03-02 |
| 47. |
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after ... |
43.60 |
0.9158 |
0.0963 |
64 |
1 |
43.60 |
2017-12-25 |
| 48. |
These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as so... |
43.30 |
1.0975 |
-0.1046 |
197 |
1 |
43.30 |
2018-03-02 |
| 49. |
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... |
42.87 |
0.9742 |
0.0116 |
210 |
1 |
42.87 |
2018-12-25 |
| 50. |
As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for thing... |
42.85 |
0.9245 |
0.0630 |
130 |
1 |
42.85 |
2018-01-02 |
| 51. |
In the middle of our life journey I found myself in a dark w... |
42.81 |
1.0185 |
-0.0364 |
220 |
1 |
42.81 |
2017-12-25 |
| 52. |
I never thought I'd feel this way, and as far as I'm concern... |
42.70 |
0.9139 |
0.0693 |
125 |
1 |
42.70 |
2018-01-03 |
| 53. |
One thing, or an infinite number of things, dies with every ... |
42.54 |
0.8949 |
0.0830 |
83 |
1 |
42.54 |
2017-12-25 |
| 54. |
It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but... |
42.46 |
1.0995 |
-0.1241 |
287 |
1 |
42.46 |
2017-11-23 |
| 55. |
I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. Don... |
42.27 |
1.0980 |
-0.1295 |
158 |
1 |
42.27 |
2018-01-02 |
| 56. |
Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... |
42.08 |
1.0713 |
-0.1052 |
107 |
1 |
42.08 |
2018-01-02 |
| 57. |
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and f... |
41.90 |
1.0809 |
-0.1187 |
204 |
1 |
41.90 |
2017-11-19 |
| 58. |
We can experience nothing but the present moment, live in no... |
41.57 |
1.0798 |
-0.1291 |
148 |
2 |
36.27 |
2018-01-02 |
| 59. |
Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... |
41.34 |
1.1084 |
-0.1603 |
172 |
1 |
41.34 |
2018-03-02 |
| 60. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
41.28 |
1.0592 |
-0.1118 |
192 |
1 |
41.28 |
2017-11-13 |
| 61. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
41.03 |
1.0016 |
-0.0604 |
218 |
1 |
41.03 |
2017-12-15 |
| 62. |
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school... |
40.77 |
1.0660 |
-0.1295 |
185 |
1 |
40.77 |
2017-11-05 |
| 63. |
Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you... |
40.72 |
1.0548 |
-0.1208 |
253 |
1 |
40.72 |
2018-02-18 |
| 64. |
I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a ... |
40.66 |
1.0651 |
-0.1314 |
185 |
1 |
40.66 |
2018-01-03 |
| 65. |
And the hardest part was letting go, not taking part was the... |
40.37 |
1.0905 |
-0.1634 |
161 |
1 |
40.37 |
2017-11-23 |
| 66. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
40.20 |
1.0515 |
-0.1285 |
279 |
1 |
40.20 |
2017-11-13 |
| 67. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
39.74 |
1.0944 |
-0.1483 |
308 |
1 |
39.74 |
2017-12-09 |
| 68. |
This country is hard on people. Hard and crazy. Got the devi... |
39.46 |
0.9028 |
0.0039 |
111 |
1 |
39.46 |
2017-11-05 |
| 69. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
39.41 |
1.0595 |
-0.1561 |
177 |
1 |
39.41 |
2017-11-13 |
| 70. |
Shakedown nineteen seven nine, cool kids never have the time... |
39.30 |
0.9605 |
-0.0551 |
240 |
1 |
39.30 |
2018-01-02 |
| 71. |
It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... |
39.23 |
1.0593 |
-0.1581 |
192 |
1 |
39.23 |
2018-01-03 |
| 72. |
You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And... |
39.22 |
0.9616 |
-0.0603 |
261 |
1 |
39.22 |
2018-03-02 |
| 73. |
I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the... |
39.07 |
1.0120 |
-0.1157 |
176 |
1 |
39.07 |
2017-12-25 |
| 74. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
38.91 |
0.9679 |
-0.0726 |
255 |
1 |
38.91 |
2017-11-23 |
| 75. |
With no power comes no responsibility, except that wasn't tr... |
38.90 |
0.8083 |
0.0926 |
63 |
1 |
38.90 |
2018-01-02 |
| 76. |
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about th... |
38.78 |
0.9164 |
-0.0239 |
229 |
1 |
38.78 |
2017-12-25 |
| 77. |
Oh yeah, I know. We're all part-time here. You see that guy ... |
38.76 |
0.8945 |
-0.0040 |
272 |
1 |
38.76 |
2018-12-25 |
| 78. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
38.76 |
1.1193 |
-0.2356 |
66 |
1 |
38.76 |
2017-11-12 |
| 79. |
We don't understand what really causes events to happen. His... |
38.73 |
1.0350 |
-0.1461 |
307 |
1 |
38.73 |
2017-12-25 |
| 80. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
38.44 |
1.0418 |
-0.1597 |
185 |
1 |
38.44 |
2017-11-13 |
| 81. |
I was eleven years old and when I was strong enough I dedica... |
38.23 |
0.9216 |
-0.0416 |
257 |
1 |
38.23 |
2018-01-02 |
| 82. |
With all due respect ma'am, I'm done wasting my breath on yo... |
38.11 |
1.0207 |
-0.1470 |
228 |
1 |
38.11 |
2018-03-02 |
| 83. |
"The Spirit" is mannered to the point of madness. There is n... |
38.07 |
0.9158 |
-0.0394 |
167 |
1 |
38.07 |
2017-11-19 |
| 84. |
Equations are more important to me, because politics is for ... |
38.05 |
0.9263 |
-0.0492 |
115 |
1 |
38.05 |
2018-01-03 |
| 85. |
What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try t... |
37.97 |
0.9502 |
-0.0716 |
86 |
1 |
37.97 |
2017-11-13 |
| 86. |
Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know, is... |
37.71 |
1.0173 |
-0.1536 |
173 |
1 |
37.71 |
2017-12-03 |
| 87. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
37.63 |
1.0673 |
-0.1668 |
230 |
1 |
37.63 |
2017-11-25 |
| 88. |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... |
37.63 |
1.0539 |
-0.1911 |
203 |
1 |
37.63 |
2017-11-24 |
| 89. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
37.54 |
1.0610 |
-0.1994 |
250 |
1 |
37.54 |
2017-12-25 |
| 90. |
It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... |
37.24 |
1.0007 |
-0.1466 |
194 |
1 |
37.24 |
2017-12-25 |
| 91. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
37.17 |
1.0621 |
-0.1911 |
263 |
1 |
37.17 |
2018-03-02 |
| 92. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
37.11 |
1.0472 |
-0.1958 |
163 |
1 |
37.11 |
2017-11-04 |
| 93. |
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time. Honey, ... |
37.07 |
1.0578 |
-0.2065 |
205 |
1 |
37.07 |
2018-01-02 |
| 94. |
Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. T... |
37.01 |
0.9340 |
-0.0833 |
183 |
1 |
37.01 |
2017-12-25 |
| 95. |
I must wait for the sunrise, I must think of a new life and ... |
36.99 |
1.0528 |
-0.2043 |
183 |
1 |
36.99 |
2017-11-13 |
| 96. |
By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you... |
36.68 |
1.0637 |
-0.2230 |
253 |
1 |
36.68 |
2018-01-02 |
| 97. |
I walk ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you. An... |
36.58 |
0.9666 |
-0.1245 |
195 |
1 |
36.58 |
2017-12-25 |
| 98. |
Here I am a record on a jukebox. A little piece of plastic w... |
36.58 |
0.8921 |
-0.0509 |
254 |
1 |
36.58 |
2017-11-19 |
| 99. |
Learning isn't a way of reaching one's potential but rather ... |
36.39 |
0.8656 |
-0.0310 |
83 |
1 |
36.39 |
2018-01-03 |
| 100. |
The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man... I t... |
36.37 |
1.0252 |
-0.1908 |
312 |
1 |
36.37 |
2017-11-13 |
| 101. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
36.21 |
0.9852 |
-0.1554 |
264 |
1 |
36.21 |
2017-11-23 |
| 102. |
Come on, let's leave this place. Let's go to the factory and... |
36.14 |
0.9575 |
-0.1267 |
182 |
1 |
36.14 |
2017-11-26 |
| 103. |
The way I see it if you're going to build a time machine int... |
36.12 |
0.9392 |
-0.1062 |
176 |
1 |
36.12 |
2017-11-12 |
| 104. |
Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me ... |
35.98 |
0.8653 |
-0.0362 |
110 |
1 |
35.98 |
2017-12-25 |
| 105. |
I guess this time you're really leaving. I heard your suitca... |
35.76 |
0.9802 |
-0.1576 |
286 |
1 |
35.76 |
2017-11-04 |
| 106. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
35.49 |
1.0161 |
-0.2016 |
206 |
1 |
35.49 |
2017-11-23 |
| 107. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
35.44 |
1.0305 |
-0.2168 |
213 |
1 |
35.44 |
2017-10-28 |
| 108. |
I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... |
35.38 |
1.0833 |
-0.2726 |
148 |
1 |
35.38 |
2017-11-13 |
| 109. |
Subdivisions in the high school halls. In the shopping malls... |
35.32 |
0.9176 |
-0.1046 |
166 |
1 |
35.32 |
2017-11-24 |
| 110. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
35.20 |
0.9501 |
-0.1405 |
244 |
1 |
35.20 |
2017-11-11 |
| 111. |
Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be ... |
34.96 |
0.9781 |
-0.1737 |
205 |
1 |
34.96 |
2018-03-02 |
| 112. |
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand ... |
34.89 |
1.0208 |
-0.2213 |
210 |
1 |
34.89 |
2017-11-04 |
| 113. |
I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... |
34.87 |
1.0737 |
-0.2759 |
241 |
1 |
34.87 |
2017-11-12 |
| 114. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
34.83 |
0.9865 |
-0.1880 |
173 |
1 |
34.83 |
2017-11-14 |
| 115. |
Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... |
34.73 |
1.0663 |
-0.2699 |
222 |
1 |
34.73 |
2017-11-23 |
| 116. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
34.72 |
0.9863 |
-0.1907 |
339 |
1 |
34.72 |
2017-12-25 |
| 117. |
One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering ... |
34.66 |
0.9052 |
-0.1066 |
295 |
1 |
34.66 |
2017-11-12 |
| 118. |
I plan to leave. You want me to stay. Well, an element of co... |
34.61 |
0.9518 |
-0.1564 |
163 |
1 |
34.61 |
2018-02-05 |
| 119. |
These are my books. I like stories with magic powers in them... |
34.55 |
0.8906 |
-0.0963 |
158 |
1 |
34.55 |
2018-01-03 |
| 120. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
34.45 |
1.1309 |
-0.3408 |
176 |
1 |
34.45 |
2017-11-05 |
| 121. |
Our people are good people; our people are kind people. Pray... |
34.39 |
0.8444 |
-0.0559 |
104 |
1 |
34.39 |
2017-10-28 |
| 122. |
My hours of leisure I spent in reading the best authors, anc... |
34.38 |
0.9917 |
-0.2016 |
305 |
1 |
34.38 |
2017-11-24 |
| 123. |
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! ... |
34.20 |
0.9157 |
-0.1293 |
208 |
1 |
34.20 |
2018-03-02 |
| 124. |
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... |
34.18 |
0.9207 |
-0.1356 |
174 |
1 |
34.18 |
2017-11-23 |
| 125. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
34.13 |
1.1034 |
-0.3209 |
292 |
1 |
34.13 |
2017-10-31 |
| 126. |
Welcome to the world of international intrigue where today's... |
34.04 |
0.9736 |
-0.1914 |
276 |
1 |
34.04 |
2017-11-13 |
| 127. |
I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn'... |
33.83 |
0.8844 |
-0.1060 |
129 |
1 |
33.83 |
2017-10-28 |
| 128. |
You know, Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've... |
33.75 |
0.9266 |
-0.1505 |
276 |
1 |
33.75 |
2017-11-28 |
| 129. |
I have a dream, a fantasy, to help me through reality. And m... |
33.58 |
1.0050 |
-0.2414 |
148 |
1 |
33.58 |
2017-10-28 |
| 130. |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a t... |
33.58 |
0.9726 |
-0.2019 |
269 |
2 |
32.35 |
2017-11-14 |
| 131. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
33.43 |
0.9843 |
-0.2202 |
234 |
1 |
33.43 |
2017-12-25 |
| 132. |
Monsters are closing in! Throw your pack against them and pu... |
33.39 |
0.9692 |
-0.2017 |
260 |
1 |
33.39 |
2017-11-13 |
| 133. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
33.27 |
0.9852 |
-0.2242 |
155 |
1 |
33.27 |
2017-11-15 |
| 134. |
I make my living off the evening news. Just give me somethin... |
33.22 |
1.0139 |
-0.2585 |
138 |
1 |
33.22 |
2017-11-13 |
| 135. |
I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often ... |
33.11 |
0.9306 |
-0.1699 |
284 |
1 |
33.11 |
2017-11-16 |
| 136. |
I sing the body electric, the armies of those I love engirth... |
32.92 |
1.0459 |
-0.2906 |
217 |
1 |
32.92 |
2017-10-27 |
| 137. |
Well, the zombies were having fun. The party had just begun.... |
32.77 |
0.8953 |
-0.1413 |
298 |
2 |
32.45 |
2017-11-23 |
| 138. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
32.48 |
0.9649 |
-0.2207 |
193 |
1 |
32.48 |
2017-11-11 |
| 139. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
32.46 |
1.1380 |
-0.3954 |
149 |
1 |
32.46 |
2017-10-26 |
| 140. |
If all these dreams might find their way into my day to day ... |
32.44 |
1.0764 |
-0.3346 |
177 |
1 |
32.44 |
2017-12-03 |
| 141. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
32.38 |
0.9795 |
-0.2383 |
308 |
1 |
32.38 |
2017-12-25 |
| 142. |
They say there are no stupid questions. That's obviously wro... |
32.35 |
0.9710 |
-0.2284 |
258 |
1 |
32.35 |
2017-11-13 |
| 143. |
No, you're not. You don't know how to drink. Your whole gene... |
32.32 |
0.9604 |
-0.2181 |
255 |
1 |
32.32 |
2017-11-13 |
| 144. |
Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animal... |
32.12 |
1.0278 |
-0.2913 |
257 |
1 |
32.12 |
2017-11-23 |
| 145. |
Always remember the four basic tactics to avoid detection: c... |
31.72 |
0.9361 |
-0.2069 |
209 |
1 |
31.72 |
2017-11-23 |
| 146. |
Putting more makeup on the masks that we wear. Turning the n... |
31.64 |
0.9605 |
-0.2302 |
98 |
1 |
31.64 |
2018-01-03 |
| 147. |
Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've... |
31.21 |
0.9721 |
-0.2556 |
254 |
1 |
31.21 |
2017-11-05 |
| 148. |
Now Lina, you've been reading all those fan magazines again!... |
30.91 |
0.9276 |
-0.2170 |
269 |
1 |
30.91 |
2017-11-17 |
| 149. |
How many times have you seen the leader of a race have a mec... |
30.81 |
1.0155 |
-0.3088 |
232 |
1 |
30.81 |
2017-11-23 |
| 150. |
In Ghana agriculture accounts for 35% of GDP and 36% of expo... |
30.55 |
0.8086 |
-0.1041 |
288 |
1 |
30.55 |
2017-12-06 |
| 151. |
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed but remember, if... |
30.54 |
0.7987 |
-0.0968 |
101 |
1 |
30.54 |
2017-11-28 |
| 152. |
I'm happy here. You know, someone once told me my life is a ... |
30.52 |
1.0156 |
-0.3167 |
287 |
1 |
30.52 |
2017-10-31 |
| 153. |
I feel no grief for being called something which I am not; i... |
30.43 |
0.8936 |
-0.1936 |
116 |
1 |
30.43 |
2017-11-23 |
| 154. |
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with e... |
30.16 |
0.8128 |
-0.1194 |
132 |
1 |
30.16 |
2017-11-11 |
| 155. |
My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived.... |
29.89 |
0.8734 |
-0.1855 |
271 |
1 |
29.89 |
2017-11-29 |
| 156. |
I would never want to belong to any club that would have som... |
29.66 |
1.0982 |
-0.4180 |
164 |
1 |
29.66 |
2017-11-13 |
| 157. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
29.49 |
0.9468 |
-0.2723 |
276 |
1 |
29.49 |
2017-12-25 |
| 158. |
Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a ... |
29.46 |
0.8602 |
-0.1827 |
302 |
1 |
29.46 |
2017-11-13 |
| 159. |
No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try v... |
29.32 |
1.1481 |
-0.4780 |
110 |
1 |
29.32 |
2017-11-14 |
| 160. |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... |
29.02 |
0.8318 |
-0.1639 |
146 |
1 |
29.02 |
2017-11-19 |
| 161. |
But then I find myself in bed, lost inside my head again, ru... |
28.55 |
0.9265 |
-0.2706 |
199 |
1 |
28.55 |
2018-01-04 |
| 162. |
Difference in opinions has cost many millions of lives: for ... |
27.89 |
0.8766 |
-0.2341 |
167 |
1 |
27.89 |
2017-10-26 |
| 163. |
The Mexican embassy on Washington, DC's Pennsylvania Avenue ... |
27.88 |
0.7892 |
-0.1473 |
289 |
1 |
27.88 |
2017-11-05 |
| 164. |
You know, certain words and phrases just keep drifting throu... |
27.35 |
0.9001 |
-0.2717 |
310 |
1 |
27.35 |
2017-11-23 |
| 165. |
I hadn't realized that music could unlock things in you, cou... |
27.24 |
1.0179 |
-0.3948 |
222 |
1 |
27.24 |
2017-11-26 |
| 166. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "I gotta see a man who looks like he migh... |
24.47 |
0.7678 |
-0.2086 |
220 |
1 |
24.47 |
2017-11-05 |
| 167. |
It's a sad communication with little reason to believe when ... |
24.43 |
1.0593 |
-0.5013 |
208 |
1 |
24.43 |
2017-10-26 |
| 168. |
Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, ... |
23.46 |
0.7947 |
-0.2554 |
168 |
1 |
23.46 |
2017-10-26 |
| 169. |
Remember: I am a cartoonist. If you follow my advice on safe... |
23.34 |
0.8413 |
-0.3039 |
134 |
1 |
23.34 |
2017-10-26 |
| 170. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
22.79 |
1.0095 |
-0.4898 |
316 |
1 |
22.79 |
2017-12-25 |
| 171. |
There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions r... |
22.33 |
1.0387 |
-0.5287 |
200 |
1 |
22.33 |
2017-11-28 |