Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, befor... |
191.00 |
1.0875 |
0.2906 |
243 |
1 |
191.00 |
2019-09-12 |
2. |
We never get to change the past. We never get to know the fu... |
188.47 |
1.0840 |
0.3005 |
326 |
1 |
188.47 |
2019-09-12 |
3. |
Your bill is ready. You take it over there and you introduce... |
187.17 |
1.0576 |
0.3171 |
213 |
1 |
187.17 |
2019-09-12 |
4. |
The thing about a story is that you dream it as you tell it,... |
185.10 |
1.1381 |
0.2069 |
237 |
1 |
185.10 |
2019-09-12 |
5. |
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue. I could not... |
183.45 |
1.0474 |
0.3045 |
194 |
1 |
183.45 |
2019-09-12 |
6. |
Not only do we come into fairly regular contact with people ... |
183.24 |
1.0475 |
0.3051 |
253 |
1 |
183.24 |
2019-09-12 |
7. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
181.79 |
1.0153 |
0.3226 |
182 |
1 |
181.79 |
2019-09-12 |
8. |
If the children don't grow up, our bodies get bigger but our... |
181.01 |
1.0181 |
0.3074 |
203 |
1 |
181.01 |
2019-09-12 |
9. |
What I think is if you can't figure out how to have a simple... |
180.75 |
1.0761 |
0.2464 |
210 |
1 |
180.75 |
2019-09-12 |
10. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
180.05 |
1.0944 |
0.2714 |
308 |
1 |
180.05 |
2019-09-12 |
11. |
Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... |
177.96 |
1.0190 |
0.2821 |
402 |
1 |
177.96 |
2019-09-12 |
12. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
176.03 |
1.0232 |
0.3139 |
350 |
1 |
176.03 |
2019-09-12 |
13. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
174.95 |
1.1018 |
0.1750 |
220 |
1 |
174.95 |
2019-09-12 |
14. |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a t... |
174.64 |
0.9726 |
0.2758 |
269 |
1 |
174.64 |
2019-09-12 |
15. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
173.77 |
0.9654 |
0.3109 |
145 |
1 |
173.77 |
2019-09-12 |
16. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
173.27 |
1.0340 |
0.2419 |
406 |
1 |
173.27 |
2019-09-12 |
17. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
172.51 |
1.0251 |
0.2378 |
261 |
1 |
172.51 |
2014-09-05 |
18. |
I'm alive in a city in a country of the world. And I want to... |
172.39 |
1.0807 |
0.1948 |
362 |
1 |
172.39 |
2019-09-12 |
19. |
Before he leaves the camp he stops. He scans the world outsi... |
171.94 |
1.0516 |
0.2088 |
276 |
1 |
171.94 |
2019-09-12 |
20. |
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you,... |
171.65 |
1.0104 |
0.2357 |
269 |
1 |
171.65 |
2019-09-12 |
21. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
171.49 |
0.9511 |
0.2776 |
208 |
1 |
171.49 |
2019-09-12 |
22. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
169.45 |
0.9967 |
0.2286 |
261 |
1 |
169.45 |
2019-09-12 |
23. |
This was my only and my constant comfort. When I think of it... |
169.32 |
1.0474 |
0.2019 |
204 |
1 |
169.32 |
2019-09-12 |
24. |
All the oldies and the goldies playing on the radio. They do... |
169.10 |
0.9518 |
0.2404 |
249 |
1 |
169.10 |
2019-09-12 |
25. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
168.46 |
1.0093 |
0.2396 |
396 |
1 |
168.46 |
2019-09-12 |
26. |
One day she left without a word, she took away the sun. And ... |
167.93 |
1.0658 |
0.1614 |
170 |
1 |
167.93 |
2019-09-12 |
27. |
Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through o... |
167.65 |
0.9318 |
0.2997 |
185 |
1 |
167.65 |
2019-09-12 |
28. |
Everyone else in the bar had scattered or was still hugging ... |
167.50 |
0.9499 |
0.2832 |
301 |
1 |
167.50 |
2019-09-12 |
29. |
Cardan's gaze catches mine, and I can't help the evil smile ... |
166.09 |
1.0289 |
0.1733 |
244 |
1 |
166.09 |
2019-09-12 |
30. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
165.47 |
1.0294 |
0.1843 |
292 |
1 |
165.47 |
2019-09-12 |
31. |
I still want to smack him. Or remind him that the last trans... |
165.37 |
1.0274 |
0.1830 |
202 |
1 |
165.37 |
2019-09-12 |
32. |
It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I sing with inflect... |
164.93 |
1.0632 |
0.1363 |
208 |
1 |
164.93 |
2019-09-12 |
33. |
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging... |
164.88 |
0.9626 |
0.2095 |
307 |
1 |
164.88 |
2019-09-12 |
34. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
164.20 |
1.0429 |
0.1567 |
391 |
1 |
164.20 |
2019-09-12 |
35. |
All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... |
163.83 |
0.9843 |
0.2634 |
325 |
1 |
163.83 |
2019-09-12 |
36. |
The matter between the stars is collectively termed the inte... |
162.98 |
0.9377 |
0.2434 |
346 |
1 |
162.98 |
2019-09-12 |
37. |
Books permit us to voyage through time, to tap the wisdom of... |
162.67 |
0.9893 |
0.1914 |
602 |
1 |
162.67 |
2019-09-12 |
38. |
And if I should ever go away, well, then close your eyes and... |
161.40 |
1.0871 |
0.0947 |
225 |
1 |
161.40 |
2019-09-12 |
39. |
A question in your nerves is lit, yet you know there is no a... |
161.04 |
1.0443 |
0.1417 |
203 |
1 |
161.04 |
2019-09-12 |
40. |
This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life, and everyo... |
160.62 |
1.0254 |
0.1551 |
220 |
1 |
160.62 |
2019-09-12 |
41. |
The seeds of life - fiery is their force, divine their birth... |
160.45 |
0.9787 |
0.2031 |
318 |
1 |
160.45 |
2019-09-12 |
42. |
It's a pity that folk as talk about fighting the Enemy can't... |
160.13 |
1.0053 |
0.1667 |
210 |
1 |
160.13 |
2018-09-21 |
43. |
The word science is derived from a Latin verb meaning "to kn... |
158.44 |
0.9356 |
0.1998 |
325 |
1 |
158.44 |
2019-09-12 |
44. |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We r... |
157.89 |
0.9403 |
0.1941 |
330 |
1 |
157.89 |
2019-09-12 |
45. |
There's a clocktower in Hereford, where the names of the dea... |
157.42 |
1.0328 |
0.1152 |
221 |
1 |
157.42 |
2019-09-12 |
46. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
156.93 |
1.0213 |
0.1252 |
240 |
1 |
156.93 |
2013-04-27 |
47. |
One of you go find the forest ranger. Since we're done with ... |
156.83 |
1.0345 |
0.1152 |
309 |
1 |
156.83 |
2019-09-12 |
48. |
On recovering my senses, I hastened to quit a place where I ... |
156.42 |
1.0112 |
0.1398 |
226 |
1 |
156.42 |
2019-09-12 |
49. |
That we don't even care as restless as we are, we feel the p... |
155.32 |
1.0364 |
0.1012 |
258 |
1 |
155.32 |
2019-09-12 |
50. |
So ya, thought ya might like to go to the show. To feel the ... |
155.26 |
1.0088 |
0.1338 |
298 |
1 |
155.26 |
2019-09-12 |
51. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
155.17 |
0.9965 |
0.1354 |
168 |
1 |
155.17 |
2019-09-12 |
52. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
154.70 |
0.9681 |
0.1734 |
378 |
1 |
154.70 |
2019-09-12 |
53. |
In the past, peripheral countries have been primarily export... |
153.11 |
0.9551 |
0.1412 |
282 |
1 |
153.11 |
2019-09-12 |
54. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
152.43 |
1.0412 |
0.0746 |
225 |
2 |
135.82 |
2014-06-30 |
55. |
I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a sing... |
152.33 |
1.0127 |
0.1069 |
216 |
1 |
152.33 |
2018-09-21 |
56. |
Oh, well since we didn't get hit by any arrows, I'll tell yo... |
151.83 |
0.9488 |
0.1285 |
207 |
1 |
151.83 |
2019-09-12 |
57. |
You want to win... You want to win so desperately? You desir... |
151.33 |
0.9067 |
0.1942 |
537 |
1 |
151.33 |
2019-09-12 |
58. |
But do you remember Gandalf's words: Even Gollum may have so... |
151.22 |
0.9354 |
0.1459 |
331 |
1 |
151.22 |
2019-09-12 |
59. |
Nothing can be surprising anymore or impossible or miraculou... |
151.18 |
0.9688 |
0.1044 |
478 |
1 |
151.18 |
2019-09-12 |
60. |
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, e... |
150.75 |
0.9371 |
0.1462 |
326 |
1 |
150.75 |
2019-09-12 |
61. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
150.67 |
1.0521 |
0.0464 |
171 |
3 |
133.44 |
2014-06-30 |
62. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
150.63 |
0.9049 |
0.2035 |
351 |
1 |
150.63 |
2019-09-12 |
63. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
150.37 |
0.9330 |
0.1747 |
360 |
1 |
150.37 |
2019-09-12 |
64. |
It was my greatest triumph... and I never looked back. You t... |
150.20 |
0.8822 |
0.1771 |
305 |
1 |
150.20 |
2019-09-12 |
65. |
A survey of the 101 top-grossing G-rated movies from 1990 to... |
149.35 |
0.8608 |
0.2157 |
302 |
1 |
149.35 |
2019-09-12 |
66. |
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s mo... |
148.80 |
0.8561 |
0.2196 |
499 |
1 |
148.80 |
2019-09-12 |
67. |
The growing concern for the continued survival of the Islami... |
148.18 |
0.9170 |
0.1558 |
429 |
1 |
148.18 |
2019-09-12 |
68. |
The core-periphery hierarchy in the modern world-system is a... |
148.15 |
0.9108 |
0.1584 |
492 |
1 |
148.15 |
2019-09-12 |
69. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
147.94 |
1.0004 |
0.0766 |
212 |
1 |
147.94 |
2015-01-30 |
70. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
147.29 |
1.0467 |
0.0422 |
276 |
1 |
147.29 |
2019-09-12 |
71. |
The Jian, also known as "the bird that shares wings," only p... |
147.13 |
0.9000 |
0.1359 |
288 |
1 |
147.13 |
2019-09-12 |
72. |
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to. When I'm lying cl... |
147.08 |
1.0292 |
0.0216 |
190 |
1 |
147.08 |
2019-09-12 |
73. |
Oh! Yes. That! You heard wrong! This time I was trying to ge... |
146.84 |
0.8435 |
0.1718 |
210 |
1 |
146.84 |
2019-09-12 |
74. |
In your policy, it states quite clearly that no claim you ma... |
146.37 |
0.9228 |
0.1031 |
193 |
1 |
146.37 |
2019-09-12 |
75. |
I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a po... |
146.06 |
0.9294 |
0.1092 |
434 |
1 |
146.06 |
2019-09-12 |
76. |
He was perfectly astonished with the historical account I ga... |
145.90 |
0.8670 |
0.1876 |
365 |
1 |
145.90 |
2019-09-12 |
77. |
Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I l... |
144.75 |
0.8626 |
0.1817 |
484 |
1 |
144.75 |
2019-09-12 |
78. |
That's the engineer of the Excess Express. Talk about a drea... |
144.53 |
0.9065 |
0.1217 |
235 |
1 |
144.53 |
2019-09-12 |
79. |
Though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yo... |
144.21 |
1.0632 |
-0.0047 |
233 |
1 |
144.21 |
2017-08-07 |
80. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
144.01 |
1.0141 |
0.0800 |
381 |
1 |
144.01 |
2017-08-07 |
81. |
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell o... |
143.63 |
0.9987 |
0.0535 |
219 |
1 |
143.63 |
2018-09-21 |
82. |
I see something of God each hour of the twenty-four, and eac... |
143.40 |
1.0473 |
0.0093 |
329 |
1 |
143.40 |
2018-09-21 |
83. |
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of... |
143.14 |
0.8981 |
0.1368 |
490 |
1 |
143.14 |
2019-09-12 |
84. |
To me our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to p... |
143.13 |
0.9627 |
0.0613 |
354 |
1 |
143.13 |
2018-09-21 |
85. |
That guy was hurting me. If you hadn't come out when you did... |
142.80 |
0.9551 |
0.0565 |
339 |
1 |
142.80 |
2019-09-12 |
86. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
141.57 |
1.1004 |
-0.0576 |
188 |
1 |
141.57 |
2017-08-07 |
87. |
Why am I here? Yeah, good question. I'm the new substitute, ... |
141.42 |
0.9066 |
0.0862 |
222 |
1 |
141.42 |
2019-09-12 |
88. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
141.08 |
1.0668 |
-0.0320 |
350 |
1 |
141.08 |
2013-05-20 |
89. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
141.04 |
1.0905 |
-0.0266 |
210 |
2 |
130.52 |
2015-01-30 |
90. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
140.35 |
1.0232 |
0.0393 |
236 |
2 |
123.24 |
2014-06-30 |
91. |
After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have f... |
140.26 |
0.9360 |
0.0531 |
454 |
1 |
140.26 |
2019-09-12 |
92. |
Coleslaw! Envisioning bland mounds of limp cabbage? You're n... |
140.10 |
0.8929 |
0.0990 |
244 |
1 |
140.10 |
2019-09-12 |
93. |
Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six-foot-four an... |
139.62 |
0.8083 |
0.1779 |
164 |
1 |
139.62 |
2019-09-12 |
94. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
139.32 |
0.9676 |
0.0599 |
442 |
1 |
139.32 |
2019-09-12 |
95. |
Let me tell you a story. In 1999, Google was a little startu... |
139.17 |
0.9251 |
0.0769 |
351 |
1 |
139.17 |
2019-09-12 |
96. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
138.75 |
1.0417 |
-0.0292 |
253 |
2 |
123.86 |
2019-09-12 |
97. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
138.69 |
1.0361 |
-0.0205 |
269 |
1 |
138.69 |
2013-04-14 |
98. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
138.62 |
1.0025 |
0.0114 |
256 |
2 |
123.01 |
2014-06-30 |
99. |
What alternative is there to the media's "Us" versus "Them"?... |
138.16 |
0.8580 |
0.1412 |
407 |
1 |
138.16 |
2019-09-12 |
100. |
When analyzing images, constraint propagation works because ... |
137.78 |
0.9429 |
0.0447 |
289 |
1 |
137.78 |
2017-08-07 |
101. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
137.23 |
0.9651 |
0.0744 |
389 |
2 |
107.20 |
2017-08-07 |
102. |
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is cal... |
136.95 |
0.9598 |
0.0272 |
462 |
1 |
136.95 |
2018-09-21 |
103. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
136.81 |
1.0165 |
-0.0120 |
392 |
2 |
132.55 |
2015-01-30 |
104. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
135.56 |
1.0523 |
-0.0652 |
256 |
1 |
135.56 |
2014-09-05 |
105. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
135.49 |
1.0445 |
-0.0527 |
373 |
1 |
135.49 |
2014-09-05 |
106. |
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the... |
135.34 |
0.9713 |
0.0173 |
162 |
1 |
135.34 |
2017-08-07 |
107. |
Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... |
135.27 |
0.9668 |
0.0201 |
237 |
1 |
135.27 |
2017-08-07 |
108. |
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say N... |
134.96 |
0.9682 |
-0.0032 |
253 |
1 |
134.96 |
2017-08-07 |
109. |
The amount of spent nuclear fuel and plutonium is increasing... |
134.68 |
0.9605 |
-0.0011 |
270 |
1 |
134.68 |
2019-09-12 |
110. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
134.18 |
1.0038 |
0.0076 |
237 |
1 |
134.18 |
2013-05-10 |
111. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
133.99 |
0.9532 |
0.0252 |
258 |
2 |
121.48 |
2014-09-05 |
112. |
This is not some apron-wearing mother you're speaking with -... |
133.93 |
0.9527 |
-0.0015 |
281 |
1 |
133.93 |
2017-08-07 |
113. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
133.62 |
1.0529 |
-0.0760 |
351 |
1 |
133.62 |
2013-04-14 |
114. |
There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance wit... |
133.33 |
0.9579 |
-0.0059 |
402 |
1 |
133.33 |
2019-09-12 |
115. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
132.86 |
1.0885 |
-0.0822 |
341 |
1 |
132.86 |
2013-04-14 |
116. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
132.82 |
0.9907 |
-0.0212 |
211 |
2 |
105.77 |
2013-05-20 |
117. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
132.40 |
0.9894 |
-0.0170 |
323 |
1 |
132.40 |
2014-06-30 |
118. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
131.84 |
0.9905 |
-0.0189 |
377 |
2 |
122.73 |
2014-09-05 |
119. |
Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to ... |
131.75 |
0.9301 |
0.0218 |
484 |
1 |
131.75 |
2017-08-07 |
120. |
The thin line winding through the deserts of Alta and Baja C... |
131.09 |
0.8652 |
0.0754 |
338 |
1 |
131.09 |
2019-09-12 |
121. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
130.65 |
0.9653 |
-0.0020 |
394 |
1 |
130.65 |
2017-08-07 |
122. |
To continue, you've listened to a long and complex case, mur... |
130.17 |
0.9652 |
-0.0373 |
347 |
1 |
130.17 |
2017-08-07 |
123. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
130.11 |
1.0630 |
-0.0788 |
397 |
1 |
130.11 |
2013-04-27 |
124. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
130.06 |
1.0574 |
-0.0789 |
205 |
1 |
130.06 |
2017-08-07 |
125. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
129.55 |
0.9649 |
-0.0192 |
193 |
1 |
129.55 |
2014-09-05 |
126. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
129.51 |
0.9567 |
-0.0103 |
273 |
1 |
129.51 |
2013-04-14 |
127. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
129.39 |
0.9293 |
0.0172 |
355 |
1 |
129.39 |
2014-09-05 |
128. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
129.05 |
1.0124 |
-0.0717 |
204 |
1 |
129.05 |
2013-04-14 |
129. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
128.90 |
0.9899 |
-0.0526 |
163 |
2 |
110.18 |
2014-06-30 |
130. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
128.60 |
0.9509 |
0.0273 |
225 |
2 |
99.81 |
2019-09-12 |
131. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
128.30 |
0.9912 |
-0.0267 |
237 |
1 |
128.30 |
2013-04-13 |
132. |
Microsoft bought outright for $50,000 the operating system t... |
127.72 |
0.8513 |
0.0687 |
351 |
1 |
127.72 |
2017-08-07 |
133. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
127.70 |
1.0426 |
-0.1102 |
323 |
1 |
127.70 |
2015-01-30 |
134. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
127.27 |
1.0711 |
-0.1462 |
213 |
1 |
127.27 |
2013-05-20 |
135. |
Moon River, wider than a mile: I'm crossin' you in style som... |
127.04 |
0.8707 |
0.0256 |
318 |
1 |
127.04 |
2019-09-12 |
136. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
127.01 |
0.9609 |
-0.0231 |
206 |
1 |
127.01 |
2019-09-12 |
137. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
126.97 |
1.0337 |
-0.1066 |
214 |
1 |
126.97 |
2013-04-14 |
138. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
126.83 |
0.9266 |
0.0002 |
267 |
2 |
118.13 |
2017-08-07 |
139. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
126.67 |
0.8919 |
0.0319 |
205 |
1 |
126.67 |
2013-02-02 |
140. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
126.42 |
0.8553 |
0.0633 |
174 |
1 |
126.42 |
2013-05-20 |
141. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
126.32 |
0.9684 |
-0.0428 |
388 |
1 |
126.32 |
2013-04-14 |
142. |
Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerou... |
125.80 |
0.8717 |
0.0197 |
205 |
1 |
125.80 |
2017-08-07 |
143. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
125.59 |
1.0615 |
-0.1188 |
305 |
1 |
125.59 |
2014-09-05 |
144. |
The amusing thing about this, it's all a big mistake. That p... |
125.30 |
0.9225 |
-0.0334 |
327 |
1 |
125.30 |
2017-08-07 |
145. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
125.11 |
1.0073 |
-0.0853 |
369 |
1 |
125.11 |
2013-04-14 |
146. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
125.03 |
1.0352 |
-0.1187 |
341 |
2 |
118.86 |
2013-05-20 |
147. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
124.68 |
0.9697 |
-0.0587 |
249 |
2 |
120.60 |
2013-04-14 |
148. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
124.68 |
0.9508 |
-0.0068 |
384 |
1 |
124.68 |
2015-01-30 |
149. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
124.36 |
1.0714 |
-0.1719 |
129 |
1 |
124.36 |
2013-04-14 |
150. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
123.21 |
1.0604 |
-0.1272 |
260 |
1 |
123.21 |
2013-04-13 |
151. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
123.10 |
1.0547 |
-0.1209 |
257 |
1 |
123.10 |
2013-05-10 |
152. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
123.03 |
1.0257 |
-0.1208 |
401 |
1 |
123.03 |
2015-01-30 |
153. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
122.69 |
0.9557 |
-0.0534 |
331 |
1 |
122.69 |
2013-05-10 |
154. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
121.60 |
1.0218 |
-0.1367 |
268 |
1 |
121.60 |
2013-04-14 |
155. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
121.18 |
1.0774 |
-0.1632 |
304 |
1 |
121.18 |
2013-04-14 |
156. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
121.03 |
1.0154 |
-0.0819 |
351 |
2 |
98.19 |
2013-02-02 |
157. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
120.91 |
0.9601 |
-0.0726 |
308 |
2 |
118.75 |
2014-09-05 |
158. |
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudl... |
120.53 |
0.9305 |
-0.0677 |
442 |
1 |
120.53 |
2017-08-07 |
159. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
120.10 |
0.9411 |
-0.0635 |
318 |
1 |
120.10 |
2013-02-02 |
160. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
119.33 |
1.1114 |
-0.2430 |
247 |
1 |
119.33 |
2012-11-11 |
161. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
118.96 |
0.9754 |
-0.1009 |
362 |
2 |
116.23 |
2013-05-20 |
162. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
116.47 |
0.9772 |
-0.1308 |
217 |
1 |
116.47 |
2012-12-29 |
163. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
116.28 |
1.0349 |
-0.1871 |
234 |
1 |
116.28 |
2013-02-02 |
164. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
115.65 |
1.0264 |
-0.1424 |
422 |
1 |
115.65 |
2013-04-13 |
165. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
115.14 |
1.0619 |
-0.2182 |
354 |
1 |
115.14 |
2012-11-11 |
166. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
115.13 |
0.9005 |
-0.0620 |
212 |
2 |
98.90 |
2014-09-05 |
167. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
114.95 |
1.0083 |
-0.1255 |
273 |
1 |
114.95 |
2012-11-11 |
168. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
114.04 |
1.0399 |
-0.2028 |
294 |
1 |
114.04 |
2012-11-11 |
169. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
114.01 |
0.9636 |
-0.1320 |
254 |
1 |
114.01 |
2013-05-20 |
170. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
113.68 |
0.9871 |
-0.1356 |
227 |
1 |
113.68 |
2013-04-13 |
171. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night." Avi:... |
113.13 |
0.7940 |
0.0283 |
415 |
1 |
113.13 |
2018-09-21 |
172. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
113.04 |
1.0289 |
-0.2000 |
276 |
1 |
113.04 |
2012-11-11 |
173. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
112.97 |
1.0535 |
-0.1947 |
326 |
1 |
112.97 |
2013-04-13 |
174. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
112.64 |
1.0328 |
-0.1731 |
356 |
1 |
112.64 |
2013-04-14 |
175. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
111.95 |
0.9635 |
-0.1416 |
389 |
1 |
111.95 |
2013-04-13 |
176. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
111.51 |
0.8722 |
-0.0561 |
285 |
1 |
111.51 |
2013-02-02 |
177. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
110.42 |
1.0261 |
-0.1816 |
410 |
1 |
110.42 |
2012-11-11 |
178. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
110.12 |
0.9128 |
-0.0684 |
369 |
1 |
110.12 |
2012-11-11 |
179. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
109.94 |
0.9279 |
-0.1198 |
317 |
1 |
109.94 |
2012-12-29 |
180. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
109.78 |
0.9673 |
-0.1276 |
232 |
1 |
109.78 |
2013-05-10 |
181. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
107.94 |
1.0462 |
-0.2655 |
184 |
1 |
107.94 |
2012-11-11 |
182. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
106.94 |
1.0197 |
-0.2433 |
226 |
2 |
102.54 |
2012-11-11 |
183. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
99.71 |
0.9699 |
-0.2447 |
269 |
1 |
99.71 |
2012-11-11 |
184. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
92.35 |
1.0214 |
-0.3518 |
269 |
1 |
92.35 |
2012-11-11 |
185. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
91.31 |
1.0201 |
-0.3633 |
172 |
2 |
89.67 |
2011-05-13 |
186. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
89.57 |
0.9202 |
-0.2702 |
254 |
1 |
89.57 |
2012-11-11 |
187. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
89.16 |
1.0515 |
-0.4058 |
250 |
1 |
89.16 |
2011-05-13 |
188. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
88.17 |
1.1323 |
-0.4583 |
341 |
1 |
88.17 |
2011-05-13 |
189. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
87.45 |
1.0613 |
-0.4254 |
266 |
1 |
87.45 |
2011-05-13 |
190. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
84.80 |
1.0284 |
-0.3698 |
282 |
1 |
84.80 |
2011-05-13 |
191. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
84.65 |
1.0288 |
-0.3825 |
300 |
1 |
84.65 |
2011-05-13 |
192. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
83.77 |
0.9936 |
-0.3862 |
311 |
1 |
83.77 |
2011-05-13 |
193. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
82.38 |
1.0343 |
-0.3995 |
242 |
1 |
82.38 |
2011-05-13 |
194. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
81.10 |
0.9991 |
-0.4107 |
225 |
1 |
81.10 |
2011-05-13 |
195. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
81.02 |
1.0109 |
-0.3907 |
400 |
1 |
81.02 |
2011-05-13 |
196. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
80.40 |
0.9682 |
-0.3874 |
143 |
1 |
80.40 |
2011-05-13 |
197. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
79.60 |
0.9275 |
-0.3540 |
211 |
1 |
79.60 |
2011-05-13 |
198. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
79.43 |
1.1162 |
-0.4997 |
189 |
1 |
79.43 |
2011-05-13 |
199. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
79.05 |
0.9790 |
-0.3657 |
311 |
1 |
79.05 |
2011-05-13 |
200. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
78.26 |
1.0316 |
-0.4609 |
333 |
1 |
78.26 |
2011-05-13 |
201. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
77.33 |
0.9632 |
-0.3609 |
345 |
1 |
77.33 |
2011-05-14 |
202. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
77.05 |
1.0608 |
-0.4696 |
258 |
1 |
77.05 |
2011-05-13 |
203. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
76.21 |
1.1081 |
-0.5218 |
206 |
1 |
76.21 |
2011-05-14 |
204. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
74.35 |
1.0917 |
-0.5303 |
243 |
1 |
74.35 |
2011-05-13 |
205. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
73.25 |
0.9164 |
-0.3818 |
305 |
1 |
73.25 |
2011-05-13 |
206. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
72.07 |
0.9148 |
-0.3924 |
317 |
1 |
72.07 |
2011-05-13 |
207. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
69.70 |
0.9514 |
-0.4476 |
237 |
1 |
69.70 |
2011-05-13 |
208. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
68.92 |
0.9084 |
-0.4089 |
300 |
1 |
68.92 |
2011-05-13 |