| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. |
110.24 |
1.1855 |
0.1345 |
54 |
1 |
110.24 |
2017-08-10 |
| 2. |
When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. The... |
109.58 |
1.0912 |
0.2216 |
302 |
1 |
109.58 |
2021-06-30 |
| 3. |
To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak... |
101.84 |
1.0380 |
0.1825 |
200 |
1 |
101.84 |
2021-06-30 |
| 4. |
Was it all put into words, or did both understand that they ... |
100.55 |
1.1508 |
0.0535 |
186 |
2 |
95.85 |
2021-06-29 |
| 5. |
It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best... |
100.47 |
1.0788 |
0.1248 |
163 |
1 |
100.47 |
2021-06-26 |
| 6. |
If I were a rich man, I'd build a big tall house with rooms ... |
100.36 |
1.0775 |
0.1256 |
277 |
1 |
100.36 |
2021-06-30 |
| 7. |
And you can find me where the sea pours into the stars, I'll... |
99.61 |
1.0589 |
0.1340 |
279 |
1 |
99.61 |
2024-08-04 |
| 8. |
I don't want my thoughts to die with me, I want to have done... |
98.81 |
1.0755 |
0.1081 |
225 |
1 |
98.81 |
2021-06-29 |
| 9. |
Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money ... |
98.46 |
0.9965 |
0.1824 |
235 |
1 |
98.46 |
2021-06-29 |
| 10. |
I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. Bu... |
98.17 |
1.0086 |
0.1677 |
224 |
1 |
98.17 |
2021-06-26 |
| 11. |
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... |
98.13 |
1.0482 |
0.1276 |
151 |
1 |
98.13 |
2021-06-26 |
| 12. |
And this is it. This is a portable cellular phone. You'll be... |
97.97 |
1.0038 |
0.1698 |
233 |
1 |
97.97 |
2021-06-29 |
| 13. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
97.37 |
1.0227 |
0.1440 |
272 |
1 |
97.37 |
2023-01-14 |
| 14. |
You and I, we've been through a lot together. I look back an... |
97.15 |
1.0072 |
0.1554 |
301 |
1 |
97.15 |
2021-06-27 |
| 15. |
Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad fr... |
97.08 |
1.0349 |
0.1283 |
422 |
1 |
97.08 |
2021-06-30 |
| 16. |
The present is eternally flawed. But where you start might n... |
96.86 |
1.0255 |
0.1346 |
343 |
2 |
92.45 |
2021-06-30 |
| 17. |
Adios rock band that we loved the most, this is a toast to w... |
96.82 |
1.1209 |
0.0381 |
217 |
1 |
96.82 |
2023-01-14 |
| 18. |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... |
96.80 |
1.0299 |
0.1294 |
293 |
1 |
96.80 |
2023-01-13 |
| 19. |
Because without the existence of things other than yourself,... |
95.99 |
1.0440 |
0.1072 |
629 |
1 |
95.99 |
2021-06-26 |
| 20. |
In short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that ... |
95.90 |
1.0747 |
0.0744 |
253 |
1 |
95.90 |
2023-01-14 |
| 21. |
If I think too much the world seems to disappear, so I'll ta... |
95.66 |
1.0050 |
0.1448 |
295 |
1 |
95.66 |
2023-01-14 |
| 22. |
The light and the dark the big and the small. Just keep in m... |
95.16 |
1.1178 |
0.0213 |
184 |
1 |
95.16 |
2021-06-26 |
| 23. |
A dream is a gift from God. When you have a great yearning f... |
95.03 |
1.0331 |
0.1059 |
275 |
1 |
95.03 |
2021-06-26 |
| 24. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
94.98 |
1.0347 |
0.1028 |
162 |
1 |
94.98 |
2021-06-26 |
| 25. |
There was immediately a knock at the door and a man entered.... |
94.88 |
1.0607 |
0.0758 |
359 |
1 |
94.88 |
2021-07-06 |
| 26. |
If the aliens came down today, what would they think, what w... |
94.77 |
1.0435 |
0.0908 |
248 |
1 |
94.77 |
2021-06-27 |
| 27. |
I learned from my parents' mistakes, and your mother learned... |
94.74 |
1.0409 |
0.0935 |
221 |
1 |
94.74 |
2024-08-04 |
| 28. |
It is truly amazing what you can do when you believe in your... |
94.74 |
1.0457 |
0.0889 |
299 |
2 |
85.86 |
2021-07-06 |
| 29. |
I thought I had it all together, but I was led astray the da... |
94.70 |
1.0513 |
0.0814 |
176 |
1 |
94.70 |
2021-06-27 |
| 30. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
94.32 |
1.1323 |
0.0084 |
341 |
1 |
94.32 |
2017-08-10 |
| 31. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
94.27 |
1.0612 |
0.0684 |
173 |
1 |
94.27 |
2021-06-29 |
| 32. |
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens... |
94.22 |
1.0637 |
0.0656 |
548 |
1 |
94.22 |
2021-07-06 |
| 33. |
You can tell from the lines on her face, you can see that sh... |
93.69 |
1.0650 |
0.0536 |
147 |
1 |
93.69 |
2017-08-07 |
| 34. |
Do you know, this morning, I was on a train that went throug... |
93.46 |
1.0266 |
0.0938 |
573 |
1 |
93.46 |
2021-06-29 |
| 35. |
That is right, but I held something back. I see some real ge... |
93.39 |
1.0710 |
0.0478 |
258 |
1 |
93.39 |
2021-06-26 |
| 36. |
I'm here, just like I said. Though it's breaking every rule ... |
93.32 |
1.0096 |
0.1061 |
300 |
1 |
93.32 |
2023-01-14 |
| 37. |
For we are not as faithful to the being we have most loved a... |
93.24 |
1.0957 |
0.0218 |
191 |
1 |
93.24 |
2021-06-29 |
| 38. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
93.18 |
1.1309 |
-0.0140 |
176 |
1 |
93.18 |
2017-08-10 |
| 39. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
93.12 |
0.9430 |
0.1715 |
211 |
1 |
93.12 |
2021-06-30 |
| 40. |
It so happened that during those days, among so many other c... |
93.05 |
1.0812 |
0.0344 |
459 |
1 |
93.05 |
2021-06-29 |
| 41. |
My love is alive way down in my heart. Although we are miles... |
92.97 |
1.0226 |
0.0875 |
145 |
1 |
92.97 |
2021-06-29 |
| 42. |
I think about all the people I've loved, now long gone. I th... |
92.93 |
1.0236 |
0.0898 |
430 |
1 |
92.93 |
2021-06-29 |
| 43. |
She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, an... |
92.14 |
0.9635 |
0.1405 |
403 |
1 |
92.14 |
2023-01-14 |
| 44. |
Remember the day I set you free, I told you you could always... |
92.12 |
1.0147 |
0.0850 |
157 |
1 |
92.12 |
2017-08-06 |
| 45. |
Of course, there are those who learn after the first few tim... |
92.02 |
1.0365 |
0.0662 |
545 |
1 |
92.02 |
2021-06-29 |
| 46. |
Every time I hear that dear old wedding march, I feel rather... |
91.84 |
1.0444 |
0.0551 |
249 |
1 |
91.84 |
2023-01-14 |
| 47. |
This town is very peaceful. Yes, and that is why there are s... |
91.70 |
1.0197 |
0.0781 |
306 |
1 |
91.70 |
2021-07-01 |
| 48. |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... |
91.69 |
1.0560 |
0.0420 |
279 |
1 |
91.69 |
2021-06-30 |
| 49. |
Unlike marbles, people don't just roll with it when you try ... |
91.66 |
1.0215 |
0.0763 |
266 |
1 |
91.66 |
2021-06-29 |
| 50. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
91.61 |
1.0131 |
0.0833 |
225 |
1 |
91.61 |
2021-06-29 |
| 51. |
That's it. We have always done things your way. I have bent ... |
91.59 |
1.0456 |
0.0511 |
330 |
1 |
91.59 |
2021-06-26 |
| 52. |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... |
91.47 |
1.0304 |
0.0652 |
378 |
1 |
91.47 |
2017-08-10 |
| 53. |
We all love a good story. We all love a tantalizing mystery.... |
91.22 |
1.0111 |
0.0817 |
282 |
1 |
91.22 |
2023-01-14 |
| 54. |
If you have to choose among an infinite number of ways to pu... |
91.18 |
1.1066 |
-0.0140 |
363 |
1 |
91.18 |
2021-06-30 |
| 55. |
Though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yo... |
90.86 |
1.0632 |
0.0249 |
233 |
1 |
90.86 |
2017-07-29 |
| 56. |
Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though i... |
90.67 |
1.0414 |
0.0443 |
216 |
1 |
90.67 |
2021-07-06 |
| 57. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
90.42 |
1.0060 |
0.0760 |
171 |
1 |
90.42 |
2017-08-10 |
| 58. |
We passionately long that there may be another life in which... |
90.35 |
1.0815 |
0.0007 |
298 |
1 |
90.35 |
2022-10-30 |
| 59. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
89.93 |
1.0595 |
0.0175 |
177 |
1 |
89.93 |
2021-07-01 |
| 60. |
You shared something horrible with me, gave me no time to pr... |
89.38 |
1.0802 |
-0.0095 |
170 |
1 |
89.38 |
2021-06-30 |
| 61. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
89.26 |
0.9820 |
0.0864 |
267 |
1 |
89.26 |
2021-06-26 |
| 62. |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... |
89.21 |
1.0016 |
0.0668 |
308 |
1 |
89.21 |
2021-06-29 |
| 63. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
89.18 |
1.0125 |
0.0669 |
413 |
2 |
85.93 |
2024-08-04 |
| 64. |
One more turn and I'll settle the score. A rubber fire screa... |
89.09 |
1.0700 |
-0.0039 |
156 |
1 |
89.09 |
2021-06-29 |
| 65. |
It is known that many of the germs which cause diseases cann... |
89.08 |
1.0309 |
0.0363 |
483 |
1 |
89.08 |
2024-12-29 |
| 66. |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... |
89.05 |
1.0068 |
0.0606 |
415 |
1 |
89.05 |
2021-07-06 |
| 67. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
88.85 |
1.0551 |
0.0097 |
249 |
1 |
88.85 |
2017-07-30 |
| 68. |
Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the sto... |
88.84 |
1.0813 |
-0.0173 |
219 |
1 |
88.84 |
2021-06-26 |
| 69. |
He started ripping the bark, using his fingernails at first,... |
88.83 |
1.0406 |
0.0242 |
361 |
1 |
88.83 |
2021-06-27 |
| 70. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
88.70 |
1.0827 |
-0.0196 |
219 |
1 |
88.70 |
2022-10-30 |
| 71. |
For example, tomorrow we will demonstrate to all interested ... |
88.69 |
1.0277 |
0.0348 |
237 |
1 |
88.69 |
2023-01-14 |
| 72. |
I didn't know the girl, but I knew her family. All their liv... |
88.60 |
1.0124 |
0.0482 |
203 |
1 |
88.60 |
2021-06-29 |
| 73. |
It is always important, I think, to be clear about what deli... |
88.48 |
1.0383 |
0.0205 |
184 |
1 |
88.48 |
2021-06-26 |
| 74. |
Oh, the terrible struggle that I have had against sleep so o... |
88.47 |
1.0278 |
0.0311 |
337 |
1 |
88.47 |
2021-06-29 |
| 75. |
But maybe this isn't the end of the road, maybe it's a stop-... |
88.15 |
1.0019 |
0.0534 |
275 |
1 |
88.15 |
2021-06-27 |
| 76. |
In fact, the Americans of 1776 enjoyed a higher standard of ... |
87.98 |
1.0076 |
0.0469 |
441 |
1 |
87.98 |
2021-07-06 |
| 77. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
87.93 |
1.0213 |
0.0315 |
155 |
1 |
87.93 |
2017-09-09 |
| 78. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
87.46 |
1.0829 |
-0.0365 |
288 |
1 |
87.46 |
2021-06-26 |
| 79. |
Barry, time is an extremely fragile construct. Any deviation... |
87.43 |
0.9606 |
0.0867 |
296 |
1 |
87.43 |
2017-09-09 |
| 80. |
I think we could do it if we tried, if only to say, you're m... |
87.41 |
1.0416 |
0.0037 |
276 |
1 |
87.41 |
2024-12-29 |
| 81. |
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, picking... |
87.12 |
1.0371 |
0.0060 |
205 |
1 |
87.12 |
2021-06-26 |
| 82. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
86.94 |
1.0863 |
-0.0323 |
210 |
1 |
86.94 |
2017-08-05 |
| 83. |
Hold me close and hold me fast, the magic spell you cast, th... |
86.73 |
1.0308 |
0.0076 |
406 |
1 |
86.73 |
2021-07-02 |
| 84. |
There's no truth in the courtroom. There's just your version... |
86.43 |
1.0237 |
0.0108 |
210 |
1 |
86.43 |
2024-06-30 |
| 85. |
We love people who've died... where's the social utility in ... |
86.25 |
0.9921 |
0.0408 |
488 |
1 |
86.25 |
2021-06-27 |
| 86. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
86.15 |
0.9941 |
0.0365 |
217 |
1 |
86.15 |
2017-08-05 |
| 87. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
85.97 |
1.0677 |
-0.0380 |
239 |
1 |
85.97 |
2021-06-29 |
| 88. |
This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to... |
85.81 |
1.0254 |
0.0022 |
163 |
1 |
85.81 |
2017-08-05 |
| 89. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
85.77 |
1.0776 |
-0.0501 |
147 |
1 |
85.77 |
2017-08-05 |
| 90. |
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean ... |
85.64 |
1.0356 |
-0.0093 |
688 |
1 |
85.64 |
2023-06-16 |
| 91. |
When you're being followed by the police, it's important to ... |
85.63 |
0.9505 |
0.0751 |
214 |
1 |
85.63 |
2017-08-05 |
| 92. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
85.47 |
0.9339 |
0.0892 |
310 |
1 |
85.47 |
2021-07-01 |
| 93. |
The feeling of having no power over people and events is gen... |
85.42 |
0.9850 |
0.0387 |
384 |
1 |
85.42 |
2021-07-06 |
| 94. |
For this dark and lonely room projects a shadow cast in gloo... |
85.17 |
1.0512 |
-0.0314 |
207 |
1 |
85.17 |
2021-06-26 |
| 95. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
85.12 |
1.0673 |
-0.0305 |
230 |
1 |
85.12 |
2022-10-30 |
| 96. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
85.10 |
0.9923 |
0.0269 |
308 |
1 |
85.10 |
2017-08-07 |
| 97. |
And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... |
84.98 |
1.0715 |
-0.0545 |
206 |
1 |
84.98 |
2021-06-26 |
| 98. |
Stupid, pitiful creature. I am the rage in your heart. I am ... |
84.80 |
0.9734 |
0.0376 |
174 |
1 |
84.80 |
2021-06-30 |
| 99. |
As it fades, I see the truth - in plain sight, yet hidden al... |
84.63 |
0.9937 |
0.0195 |
278 |
1 |
84.63 |
2021-07-03 |
| 100. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
84.59 |
1.0349 |
-0.0229 |
234 |
1 |
84.59 |
2021-06-27 |
| 101. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
84.56 |
1.0254 |
-0.0132 |
163 |
1 |
84.56 |
2021-07-01 |
| 102. |
Well, all I can say Gerry is that some marches are for thing... |
84.45 |
1.0371 |
-0.0245 |
482 |
1 |
84.45 |
2023-01-07 |
| 103. |
He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good... |
84.28 |
1.0474 |
-0.0366 |
347 |
1 |
84.28 |
2021-06-26 |
| 104. |
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be ... |
84.15 |
1.0152 |
-0.0105 |
156 |
1 |
84.15 |
2017-08-05 |
| 105. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
83.84 |
1.0905 |
-0.0727 |
210 |
1 |
83.84 |
2017-08-05 |
| 106. |
In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... |
83.54 |
1.0035 |
-0.0032 |
368 |
1 |
83.54 |
2021-06-30 |
| 107. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
83.50 |
1.0073 |
-0.0080 |
369 |
1 |
83.50 |
2021-06-29 |
| 108. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
83.47 |
1.1034 |
-0.1039 |
292 |
1 |
83.47 |
2017-07-28 |
| 109. |
I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got t... |
83.20 |
1.0549 |
-0.0585 |
202 |
1 |
83.20 |
2021-06-30 |
| 110. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
82.96 |
1.0004 |
-0.0031 |
469 |
1 |
82.96 |
2021-07-06 |
| 111. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
82.80 |
1.0249 |
-0.0334 |
193 |
1 |
82.80 |
2021-07-08 |
| 112. |
You're telling us you killed those three young men on the su... |
82.67 |
1.0021 |
-0.0123 |
483 |
1 |
82.67 |
2021-06-30 |
| 113. |
Now that it was evening, they encamped by the river of forge... |
82.61 |
1.0365 |
-0.0470 |
491 |
1 |
82.61 |
2021-07-06 |
| 114. |
Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... |
82.51 |
1.0642 |
-0.0760 |
213 |
1 |
82.51 |
2017-07-28 |
| 115. |
So I go about my day as normal. But I can't seem to pass it ... |
82.36 |
1.0174 |
-0.0317 |
394 |
1 |
82.36 |
2021-06-29 |
| 116. |
Sometimes at night I let it get to me. And sometimes, I'm su... |
82.24 |
1.0801 |
-0.0955 |
212 |
1 |
82.24 |
2021-06-26 |
| 117. |
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedur... |
82.22 |
1.0793 |
-0.0943 |
267 |
1 |
82.22 |
2017-07-28 |
| 118. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
82.17 |
0.9754 |
0.0082 |
362 |
1 |
82.17 |
2021-06-29 |
| 119. |
Have you ever felt so strong that it made you feel weak? Lon... |
82.02 |
1.0338 |
-0.0517 |
294 |
1 |
82.02 |
2021-06-26 |
| 120. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
81.90 |
0.9125 |
0.0675 |
308 |
1 |
81.90 |
2021-06-29 |
| 121. |
I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the ... |
81.89 |
1.0836 |
-0.1018 |
252 |
1 |
81.89 |
2017-08-05 |
| 122. |
Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connectin... |
81.88 |
0.9598 |
0.0213 |
167 |
1 |
81.88 |
2017-07-30 |
| 123. |
I'm gonna fight 'em off. A seven nation army couldn't hold m... |
81.78 |
0.9380 |
0.0412 |
243 |
1 |
81.78 |
2017-08-07 |
| 124. |
No, you're not. You don't know how to drink. Your whole gene... |
81.78 |
0.9604 |
0.0188 |
255 |
1 |
81.78 |
2017-08-05 |
| 125. |
Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, h... |
81.63 |
0.9795 |
-0.0048 |
179 |
1 |
81.63 |
2017-09-09 |
| 126. |
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you thi... |
81.43 |
1.0331 |
-0.0585 |
307 |
1 |
81.43 |
2017-07-28 |
| 127. |
Out of my thoughts! You are part of my existence, part of my... |
81.36 |
0.9812 |
-0.0068 |
511 |
1 |
81.36 |
2017-08-10 |
| 128. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
81.22 |
1.0216 |
-0.0488 |
302 |
1 |
81.22 |
2021-06-26 |
| 129. |
As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir I... |
81.04 |
0.9706 |
0.0005 |
409 |
1 |
81.04 |
2021-06-27 |
| 130. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
81.00 |
1.0446 |
-0.0748 |
233 |
1 |
81.00 |
2017-07-28 |
| 131. |
Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has... |
80.83 |
1.0534 |
-0.0849 |
177 |
1 |
80.83 |
2017-08-10 |
| 132. |
I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for inte... |
80.56 |
0.9615 |
0.0029 |
208 |
1 |
80.56 |
2017-08-10 |
| 133. |
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west and my spiri... |
80.53 |
1.0669 |
-0.1025 |
187 |
1 |
80.53 |
2017-08-05 |
| 134. |
If you're feeling fancy free, come wander through the world ... |
80.49 |
1.0119 |
-0.0480 |
254 |
1 |
80.49 |
2021-06-30 |
| 135. |
Do you understand the expense people went through to keep yo... |
80.09 |
1.0577 |
-0.0985 |
228 |
1 |
80.09 |
2017-09-08 |
| 136. |
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones... |
79.97 |
1.0976 |
-0.1404 |
174 |
1 |
79.97 |
2017-08-01 |
| 137. |
What sets science and the law apart from religion is that no... |
79.67 |
1.0031 |
-0.0493 |
417 |
1 |
79.67 |
2023-01-14 |
| 138. |
Thousands of groups exist to influence government. Among the... |
79.64 |
0.9332 |
0.0207 |
299 |
1 |
79.64 |
2017-08-10 |
| 139. |
For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... |
79.56 |
1.0064 |
-0.0541 |
143 |
1 |
79.56 |
2017-07-28 |
| 140. |
A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished fro... |
79.45 |
0.9451 |
0.0063 |
563 |
1 |
79.45 |
2017-09-09 |
| 141. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
79.30 |
0.9841 |
-0.0355 |
334 |
1 |
79.30 |
2017-08-05 |
| 142. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
78.97 |
1.1215 |
-0.1661 |
200 |
1 |
78.97 |
2017-07-30 |
| 143. |
Beta flecks, another type of imperfection, are small regions... |
78.62 |
0.9190 |
0.0223 |
343 |
1 |
78.62 |
2017-08-05 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
78.11 |
0.9697 |
-0.0353 |
249 |
1 |
78.11 |
2017-08-07 |
| 145. |
It became difficult to follow the path, and they were very t... |
78.04 |
1.0167 |
-0.0822 |
371 |
1 |
78.04 |
2021-06-29 |
| 146. |
You see, what we're talkin' about here is an organism that i... |
78.03 |
0.9866 |
-0.0527 |
340 |
1 |
78.03 |
2021-07-06 |
| 147. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
77.88 |
0.9852 |
-0.0535 |
264 |
1 |
77.88 |
2017-07-28 |
| 148. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
77.81 |
1.0438 |
-0.1123 |
198 |
1 |
77.81 |
2017-08-05 |
| 149. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
77.25 |
0.9875 |
-0.0627 |
198 |
1 |
77.25 |
2017-08-05 |
| 150. |
I started to walk down the street when I heard a voice sayin... |
77.19 |
0.9474 |
-0.0231 |
369 |
1 |
77.19 |
2017-08-01 |
| 151. |
He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was li... |
76.96 |
0.9157 |
0.0058 |
335 |
1 |
76.96 |
2017-08-01 |
| 152. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
76.96 |
1.0388 |
-0.1059 |
243 |
1 |
76.96 |
2017-08-10 |
| 153. |
As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision woul... |
76.76 |
0.9621 |
-0.0427 |
223 |
1 |
76.76 |
2017-08-10 |
| 154. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
76.76 |
1.0232 |
-0.0902 |
236 |
1 |
76.76 |
2017-08-05 |
| 155. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
76.65 |
0.9168 |
0.0000 |
240 |
1 |
76.65 |
2017-08-07 |
| 156. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
76.60 |
1.0298 |
-0.1120 |
280 |
1 |
76.60 |
2017-08-06 |
| 157. |
What I want you to be - I don't mean physically but morally,... |
76.39 |
1.0007 |
-0.0855 |
389 |
1 |
76.39 |
2017-09-08 |
| 158. |
No one has ever witnessed the complete evolution of any star... |
76.07 |
0.9364 |
-0.0254 |
319 |
1 |
76.07 |
2017-08-10 |
| 159. |
Bell ducked under it. Ellis' balled knuckles burned across h... |
76.04 |
0.9098 |
0.0007 |
267 |
1 |
76.04 |
2017-07-28 |
| 160. |
A sensitive and honest-minded man, if he's concerned about e... |
75.98 |
0.9968 |
-0.0864 |
236 |
1 |
75.98 |
2017-08-10 |
| 161. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
75.96 |
0.9309 |
-0.0225 |
284 |
2 |
73.33 |
2021-06-29 |
| 162. |
When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and ... |
75.83 |
0.9588 |
-0.0506 |
323 |
1 |
75.83 |
2017-08-05 |
| 163. |
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fa... |
75.79 |
0.9022 |
0.0057 |
256 |
1 |
75.79 |
2017-08-10 |
| 164. |
You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... |
75.38 |
1.0488 |
-0.1458 |
230 |
1 |
75.38 |
2017-07-29 |
| 165. |
Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learne... |
75.17 |
0.9797 |
-0.0792 |
438 |
1 |
75.17 |
2017-08-05 |
| 166. |
Three hidden keys open three secret gates wherein the errant... |
74.94 |
1.0267 |
-0.1287 |
187 |
1 |
74.94 |
2017-07-30 |
| 167. |
There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I... |
74.76 |
1.0264 |
-0.1321 |
379 |
1 |
74.76 |
2017-08-05 |
| 168. |
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations... |
74.45 |
0.9539 |
-0.0622 |
305 |
1 |
74.45 |
2021-06-26 |
| 169. |
One key element of any society is its collection of statuses... |
74.35 |
0.9059 |
-0.0155 |
406 |
1 |
74.35 |
2017-08-05 |
| 170. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
74.15 |
1.0017 |
-0.1137 |
157 |
1 |
74.15 |
2021-06-26 |
| 171. |
We want to help you, Mr. Valentine. My brother and I run a p... |
74.05 |
0.8767 |
0.0104 |
246 |
1 |
74.05 |
2017-07-30 |
| 172. |
One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of... |
74.02 |
0.9771 |
-0.0901 |
378 |
1 |
74.02 |
2017-09-08 |
| 173. |
Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started... |
73.95 |
0.8870 |
-0.0015 |
255 |
1 |
73.95 |
2017-07-28 |
| 174. |
I still don't know what it really means to grow up. However,... |
73.51 |
1.0195 |
-0.1430 |
168 |
1 |
73.51 |
2017-07-28 |
| 175. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
73.47 |
0.9805 |
-0.1018 |
292 |
1 |
73.47 |
2017-08-01 |
| 176. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
73.32 |
0.9665 |
-0.0708 |
326 |
1 |
73.32 |
2017-08-05 |
| 177. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
73.30 |
0.9213 |
-0.0442 |
295 |
1 |
73.30 |
2017-08-05 |
| 178. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
73.09 |
1.0169 |
-0.1415 |
222 |
1 |
73.09 |
2017-09-08 |
| 179. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
72.72 |
0.9128 |
-0.0275 |
369 |
1 |
72.72 |
2021-06-26 |
| 180. |
Situational awareness is key, and agents should not only be ... |
72.72 |
0.9115 |
-0.0405 |
236 |
1 |
72.72 |
2017-09-19 |
| 181. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
72.55 |
0.9342 |
-0.0661 |
434 |
1 |
72.55 |
2017-08-07 |
| 182. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
72.20 |
1.0062 |
-0.1427 |
288 |
1 |
72.20 |
2017-07-28 |
| 183. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
72.08 |
0.9904 |
-0.1110 |
203 |
1 |
72.08 |
2017-07-28 |
| 184. |
I was standing all alone in the world outside. You were sear... |
72.05 |
1.0406 |
-0.1779 |
188 |
1 |
72.05 |
2017-07-29 |
| 185. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
71.90 |
1.0165 |
-0.1567 |
392 |
1 |
71.90 |
2017-08-01 |
| 186. |
Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorr... |
71.65 |
0.9400 |
-0.0817 |
396 |
1 |
71.65 |
2017-07-29 |
| 187. |
It is impossible for me to ignore that you're in a different... |
71.56 |
0.9476 |
-0.0901 |
319 |
1 |
71.56 |
2017-08-05 |
| 188. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
71.53 |
0.9882 |
-0.1306 |
198 |
1 |
71.53 |
2017-08-05 |
| 189. |
Grandma used to give great nutritional advice: Eat your vege... |
71.47 |
0.9135 |
-0.0573 |
227 |
1 |
71.47 |
2017-08-01 |
| 190. |
For as to what we have heard you affirm, that there are othe... |
71.32 |
0.9590 |
-0.1048 |
540 |
1 |
71.32 |
2017-07-29 |
| 191. |
Good afternoon. The Lakitu Bros., here reporting live from j... |
71.29 |
0.8982 |
-0.0443 |
298 |
1 |
71.29 |
2017-09-08 |
| 192. |
I must wait for the sunrise, I must think of a new life and ... |
71.03 |
1.0528 |
-0.2027 |
183 |
1 |
71.03 |
2024-12-29 |
| 193. |
Purity in body and heart may please some - as for me, I make... |
70.99 |
1.0406 |
-0.1901 |
191 |
1 |
70.99 |
2017-09-08 |
| 194. |
Considering the marvelous complexity of the universe, its cl... |
70.59 |
0.9512 |
-0.1057 |
401 |
1 |
70.59 |
2017-08-07 |
| 195. |
If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... |
69.87 |
1.0823 |
-0.2457 |
200 |
1 |
69.87 |
2017-07-28 |
| 196. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
69.85 |
0.9266 |
-0.0912 |
267 |
1 |
69.85 |
2017-07-28 |
| 197. |
Doesn't matter what he says. It's 4:07, and if you don't let... |
69.46 |
0.9228 |
-0.0916 |
222 |
1 |
69.46 |
2017-07-28 |
| 198. |
All around us are hot dog vending machines in different guis... |
69.44 |
0.9256 |
-0.0941 |
332 |
1 |
69.44 |
2017-08-07 |
| 199. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
69.16 |
0.9933 |
-0.1646 |
215 |
1 |
69.16 |
2017-07-28 |
| 200. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
66.60 |
0.8981 |
-0.1012 |
393 |
1 |
66.60 |
2017-07-30 |
| 201. |
Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... |
66.22 |
0.9423 |
-0.1497 |
172 |
1 |
66.22 |
2017-07-28 |
| 202. |
And every year on this day of days, we recommit ourselves to... |
65.26 |
0.9140 |
-0.1326 |
359 |
1 |
65.26 |
2017-08-01 |
| 203. |
A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine unti... |
64.76 |
0.8996 |
-0.1243 |
259 |
1 |
64.76 |
2017-07-28 |
| 204. |
The point is that the firm-foundation theory relies on some ... |
64.72 |
1.0609 |
-0.2695 |
200 |
1 |
64.72 |
2024-07-06 |
| 205. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
64.45 |
1.0016 |
-0.2312 |
218 |
1 |
64.45 |
2017-07-28 |
| 206. |
Napalm was invented in 1942. The government put it in flamet... |
63.63 |
0.8978 |
-0.1359 |
306 |
1 |
63.63 |
2017-07-29 |
| 207. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
62.41 |
0.9312 |
-0.1682 |
320 |
1 |
62.41 |
2017-07-28 |
| 208. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
60.63 |
1.0026 |
-0.2774 |
170 |
1 |
60.63 |
2017-08-07 |
| 209. |
Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's Vice President? Jerry L... |
59.64 |
0.7844 |
-0.0707 |
223 |
1 |
59.64 |
2017-07-28 |
| 210. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
59.63 |
1.0294 |
-0.3166 |
152 |
1 |
59.63 |
2017-08-05 |
| 211. |
If you spend too much time trying to find out what is good o... |
49.32 |
1.0120 |
-0.4245 |
196 |
1 |
49.32 |
2017-07-29 |