| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
104.64 |
1.0714 |
0.2236 |
129 |
1 |
104.64 |
2018-08-30 |
| 2. |
They're talking about things of which they don't have the sl... |
98.93 |
1.0609 |
0.1641 |
174 |
1 |
98.93 |
2021-12-03 |
| 3. |
My feeling is if you're the CEO of a company and you're dumb... |
94.53 |
0.9920 |
0.1805 |
275 |
1 |
94.53 |
2018-08-17 |
| 4. |
After living with you for the last six months, I'm turning i... |
94.35 |
0.9405 |
0.2316 |
165 |
1 |
94.35 |
2018-04-24 |
| 5. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
92.67 |
0.9501 |
0.2006 |
244 |
1 |
92.67 |
2018-07-17 |
| 6. |
The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man... I t... |
90.98 |
1.0252 |
0.1021 |
312 |
1 |
90.98 |
2018-08-20 |
| 7. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
89.14 |
1.0444 |
0.0607 |
186 |
1 |
89.14 |
2018-09-14 |
| 8. |
Like if you met me you wouldn't think I was the weird kid wh... |
86.66 |
0.9790 |
0.0967 |
499 |
1 |
86.66 |
2018-07-17 |
| 9. |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
85.75 |
0.9795 |
0.0855 |
226 |
1 |
85.75 |
2018-07-17 |
| 10. |
It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male w... |
84.53 |
1.0283 |
0.0180 |
226 |
1 |
84.53 |
2018-07-17 |
| 11. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
83.86 |
1.0676 |
-0.0293 |
213 |
1 |
83.86 |
2018-09-20 |
| 12. |
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and ba... |
83.73 |
1.0663 |
-0.0293 |
264 |
1 |
83.73 |
2018-07-17 |
| 13. |
Have you heard the story of the guy who decided not to die? ... |
82.32 |
0.9894 |
0.0298 |
420 |
1 |
82.32 |
2021-12-04 |
| 14. |
Night was a very different matter. It was dense, thicker tha... |
82.10 |
1.0365 |
-0.0204 |
239 |
1 |
82.10 |
2023-11-01 |
| 15. |
Slade: Who are you? Osama Bin Laden's best friend? Aladeen: ... |
81.99 |
0.9587 |
0.0592 |
391 |
1 |
81.99 |
2018-09-14 |
| 16. |
I guess this time you're really leaving. I heard your suitca... |
81.94 |
0.9802 |
0.0368 |
286 |
1 |
81.94 |
2018-09-19 |
| 17. |
Evil is not a thing. It cannot take possession of you. It's ... |
80.72 |
0.9262 |
0.0767 |
168 |
1 |
80.72 |
2018-10-02 |
| 18. |
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain; too much love d... |
78.72 |
0.9493 |
0.0269 |
242 |
1 |
78.72 |
2018-09-11 |
| 19. |
I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to s... |
78.34 |
1.0022 |
-0.0309 |
285 |
1 |
78.34 |
2018-04-24 |
| 20. |
"I will always speak the truth to you, Herb Asher," the boy ... |
77.71 |
0.9078 |
0.0561 |
434 |
1 |
77.71 |
2018-04-24 |
| 21. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
77.13 |
0.9508 |
0.0255 |
384 |
1 |
77.13 |
2024-03-15 |
| 22. |
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an... |
76.96 |
0.9710 |
-0.0154 |
436 |
1 |
76.96 |
2018-07-17 |
| 23. |
Have you ever wanted to sleep for a hundred or thousand year... |
76.02 |
1.0062 |
-0.0659 |
225 |
1 |
76.02 |
2021-12-03 |
| 24. |
It's okay to be scared. It's natural to doubt yourself, but ... |
75.37 |
1.0766 |
-0.1512 |
140 |
1 |
75.37 |
2024-03-15 |
| 25. |
I had a dream last night, and another oracle spoke to me. It... |
75.24 |
0.9685 |
-0.0350 |
411 |
1 |
75.24 |
2018-08-30 |
| 26. |
This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only ... |
74.41 |
0.9965 |
-0.0759 |
215 |
1 |
74.41 |
2018-07-17 |
| 27. |
Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to ... |
74.18 |
0.9301 |
-0.0083 |
484 |
1 |
74.18 |
2018-07-16 |
| 28. |
I know why you've come, False Shepherd. I see every sin that... |
74.08 |
0.8616 |
0.0579 |
255 |
1 |
74.08 |
2018-09-10 |
| 29. |
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? H... |
73.56 |
0.9082 |
0.0047 |
395 |
1 |
73.56 |
2018-10-03 |
| 30. |
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I s... |
73.45 |
0.9982 |
-0.0842 |
128 |
1 |
73.45 |
2024-01-02 |
| 31. |
Dictionaries are designed to appear authoritative. They're t... |
72.21 |
0.9067 |
-0.0105 |
321 |
1 |
72.21 |
2018-08-30 |
| 32. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
71.40 |
0.8933 |
-0.0091 |
363 |
1 |
71.40 |
2021-12-04 |
| 33. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
71.29 |
1.1022 |
-0.1910 |
259 |
1 |
71.29 |
2024-03-15 |
| 34. |
Ok doc, before you hit the road you might wanna grab some me... |
70.92 |
1.0509 |
-0.1716 |
370 |
1 |
70.92 |
2021-12-03 |
| 35. |
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ev... |
70.38 |
0.9909 |
-0.1181 |
263 |
1 |
70.38 |
2018-07-16 |
| 36. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
67.25 |
1.0086 |
-0.1758 |
240 |
1 |
67.25 |
2024-01-02 |
| 37. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
65.09 |
1.0168 |
-0.2141 |
271 |
1 |
65.09 |
2021-12-04 |
| 38. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
60.68 |
0.9371 |
-0.1553 |
318 |
1 |
60.68 |
2021-12-03 |