| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
For what you see and hear depends a good deal on where you a... |
52.80 |
1.0853 |
0.0712 |
120 |
1 |
52.80 |
2020-10-04 |
| 2. |
So, let me be honest... making money is not like I thought i... |
51.19 |
1.0450 |
0.0851 |
174 |
1 |
51.19 |
2021-04-02 |
| 3. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
50.79 |
1.0343 |
0.1652 |
242 |
1 |
50.79 |
2021-03-02 |
| 4. |
There are moments in life we should just be able to have a r... |
50.59 |
1.0693 |
0.0692 |
225 |
1 |
50.59 |
2021-04-02 |
| 5. |
I've never been to this part of the castle, at least while a... |
50.22 |
0.9780 |
0.1212 |
118 |
1 |
50.22 |
2021-04-02 |
| 6. |
Then we saw him pick up all the things that were down. He pi... |
49.85 |
1.1220 |
0.0125 |
219 |
2 |
48.68 |
2020-12-30 |
| 7. |
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... |
49.85 |
1.0790 |
0.0568 |
190 |
1 |
49.85 |
2020-10-12 |
| 8. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
49.69 |
1.1377 |
-0.0062 |
192 |
1 |
49.69 |
2021-06-14 |
| 9. |
Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too c... |
49.50 |
1.0664 |
0.0626 |
308 |
1 |
49.50 |
2020-10-14 |
| 10. |
Like a river flows surely to the sea, darling so it goes. So... |
49.23 |
1.0386 |
0.0730 |
167 |
2 |
44.57 |
2021-06-14 |
| 11. |
When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your though... |
49.11 |
1.0339 |
0.0584 |
170 |
1 |
49.11 |
2021-04-02 |
| 12. |
Neal, the board is deciding whether to release you from your... |
48.79 |
1.0124 |
0.1004 |
194 |
1 |
48.79 |
2020-12-30 |
| 13. |
An illuminating sunrise lights the sky to show that Earth wi... |
48.77 |
0.9085 |
0.1774 |
93 |
1 |
48.77 |
2020-10-17 |
| 14. |
Robbers never strike at the homes of the poor; private wealt... |
48.71 |
0.9798 |
0.1197 |
209 |
1 |
48.71 |
2020-10-04 |
| 15. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
48.39 |
1.0487 |
0.0534 |
231 |
1 |
48.39 |
2020-10-11 |
| 16. |
I could work at a problem for years, but to wait inactive fo... |
48.34 |
0.9475 |
0.1174 |
105 |
1 |
48.34 |
2021-06-15 |
| 17. |
I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... |
48.23 |
1.0833 |
0.0202 |
148 |
1 |
48.23 |
2020-12-30 |
| 18. |
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The ... |
48.03 |
1.0245 |
0.0679 |
199 |
1 |
48.03 |
2020-10-11 |
| 19. |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
48.00 |
1.1108 |
-0.0165 |
143 |
1 |
48.00 |
2021-03-02 |
| 20. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
47.99 |
1.0462 |
0.0505 |
158 |
1 |
47.99 |
2020-12-29 |
| 21. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
47.99 |
1.1034 |
-0.0021 |
292 |
1 |
47.99 |
2020-12-30 |
| 22. |
Court reporters are required to complete a specialized train... |
47.71 |
1.0034 |
0.0782 |
242 |
1 |
47.71 |
2020-12-29 |
| 23. |
I hadn't realized that music could unlock things in you, cou... |
47.62 |
1.0179 |
0.0658 |
222 |
2 |
46.24 |
2021-04-02 |
| 24. |
Don't you see? What these two people, who are such geniuses ... |
47.60 |
1.0183 |
0.0615 |
292 |
1 |
47.60 |
2020-12-30 |
| 25. |
Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve t... |
47.54 |
0.9908 |
0.0589 |
149 |
1 |
47.54 |
2021-06-15 |
| 26. |
It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole worl... |
47.52 |
1.0634 |
-0.0105 |
195 |
1 |
47.52 |
2021-04-02 |
| 27. |
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inabil... |
47.42 |
1.0407 |
0.0323 |
240 |
1 |
47.42 |
2020-10-11 |
| 28. |
When the light is running low, and the shadows start to grow... |
47.39 |
1.0612 |
0.0128 |
259 |
1 |
47.39 |
2020-10-11 |
| 29. |
True, the law isn't perfect. That is because we people who m... |
47.38 |
0.9841 |
0.0657 |
161 |
1 |
47.38 |
2020-10-17 |
| 30. |
I wondered how they would've felt if every time their husban... |
47.34 |
1.0385 |
0.0182 |
154 |
1 |
47.34 |
2021-04-02 |
| 31. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
47.21 |
1.0347 |
0.0423 |
162 |
1 |
47.21 |
2021-06-14 |
| 32. |
I search the faces of the gods... for ways to please you, to... |
47.21 |
1.0497 |
0.0226 |
264 |
1 |
47.21 |
2021-04-02 |
| 33. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
47.15 |
1.0619 |
0.0118 |
167 |
1 |
47.15 |
2020-12-29 |
| 34. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
47.03 |
1.0045 |
0.0199 |
167 |
1 |
47.03 |
2020-12-30 |
| 35. |
You can't look me in the eye and say that you love me and yo... |
47.00 |
1.0884 |
-0.0196 |
205 |
1 |
47.00 |
2020-10-14 |
| 36. |
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they ... |
46.97 |
1.0846 |
-0.0136 |
365 |
1 |
46.97 |
2020-10-11 |
| 37. |
I took a walk alone last night, I looked up at the stars to ... |
46.91 |
1.0702 |
-0.0013 |
197 |
1 |
46.91 |
2021-03-02 |
| 38. |
We got questions we should not ask, but how would you feel i... |
46.88 |
0.9580 |
0.0617 |
124 |
1 |
46.88 |
2020-10-04 |
| 39. |
If you lie and pretend that you like them, you're fine. But ... |
46.53 |
1.0965 |
-0.0489 |
204 |
1 |
46.53 |
2020-10-11 |
| 40. |
Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony ca... |
46.35 |
1.0231 |
0.0307 |
228 |
1 |
46.35 |
2021-01-01 |
| 41. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
46.31 |
1.1193 |
-0.0688 |
66 |
1 |
46.31 |
2020-10-11 |
| 42. |
If I could go back to the day we met, what would I do? Perha... |
46.30 |
1.0592 |
-0.0116 |
326 |
1 |
46.30 |
2021-03-02 |
| 43. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
46.24 |
1.0446 |
0.0097 |
233 |
1 |
46.24 |
2020-10-11 |
| 44. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
46.22 |
1.0634 |
-0.0066 |
177 |
1 |
46.22 |
2021-01-01 |
| 45. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
46.17 |
1.0026 |
0.0492 |
170 |
1 |
46.17 |
2021-04-02 |
| 46. |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate m... |
46.16 |
1.0033 |
0.0442 |
207 |
1 |
46.16 |
2021-06-15 |
| 47. |
You gotta relax and stay calm in there. The cage is your hom... |
46.09 |
0.9717 |
0.0817 |
225 |
1 |
46.09 |
2021-06-14 |
| 48. |
Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... |
46.05 |
1.0564 |
-0.0054 |
235 |
1 |
46.05 |
2020-10-04 |
| 49. |
Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who w... |
46.02 |
1.0548 |
-0.0049 |
194 |
1 |
46.02 |
2020-10-04 |
| 50. |
Seriously, it should have been more dramatic. His brain ough... |
46.01 |
0.9607 |
0.0727 |
180 |
1 |
46.01 |
2020-10-11 |
| 51. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
46.01 |
1.0539 |
-0.0095 |
186 |
1 |
46.01 |
2021-04-02 |
| 52. |
And one day I knew I had to come back here. I had to come ba... |
45.96 |
1.0691 |
-0.0238 |
208 |
1 |
45.96 |
2020-10-17 |
| 53. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
45.89 |
0.9865 |
0.0610 |
173 |
1 |
45.89 |
2020-12-30 |
| 54. |
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the abi... |
45.88 |
1.0651 |
-0.0213 |
314 |
1 |
45.88 |
2021-03-02 |
| 55. |
Sometimes the briefest moments capture us, force us to take ... |
45.87 |
1.0959 |
-0.0643 |
136 |
2 |
45.32 |
2021-06-15 |
| 56. |
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west and my spiri... |
45.75 |
1.0669 |
-0.0223 |
187 |
1 |
45.75 |
2020-12-30 |
| 57. |
I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... |
45.57 |
1.0558 |
-0.0195 |
155 |
1 |
45.57 |
2021-01-01 |
| 58. |
There's a simplicity to war: Attacking is the only secret. D... |
45.56 |
1.0315 |
0.0010 |
189 |
1 |
45.56 |
2020-12-30 |
| 59. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
45.50 |
1.0216 |
0.0142 |
302 |
1 |
45.50 |
2021-06-14 |
| 60. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
45.49 |
0.9993 |
0.0363 |
174 |
1 |
45.49 |
2020-10-11 |
| 61. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
45.46 |
0.9724 |
0.0647 |
237 |
1 |
45.46 |
2020-10-12 |
| 62. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
45.35 |
1.0520 |
-0.0180 |
235 |
2 |
45.32 |
2020-10-04 |
| 63. |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. S... |
45.28 |
1.0191 |
0.0100 |
274 |
1 |
45.28 |
2020-10-04 |
| 64. |
I spoke to you in cautious tones, you answered me with no pr... |
45.26 |
1.0266 |
-0.0044 |
408 |
1 |
45.26 |
2021-01-01 |
| 65. |
How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you any... |
45.14 |
1.0354 |
-0.0141 |
277 |
1 |
45.14 |
2020-10-11 |
| 66. |
The night is bitter, the stars have lost their glitter, the ... |
45.13 |
1.0701 |
-0.0556 |
242 |
1 |
45.13 |
2020-10-11 |
| 67. |
Turn me loose from your hands, let me fly to distant lands o... |
45.11 |
1.0636 |
-0.0376 |
164 |
1 |
45.11 |
2020-10-04 |
| 68. |
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... |
45.08 |
1.0428 |
-0.0203 |
271 |
1 |
45.08 |
2020-10-12 |
| 69. |
Every day I searched for new songs, and it was like applying... |
45.04 |
1.0301 |
-0.0096 |
408 |
2 |
45.01 |
2020-12-30 |
| 70. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
44.99 |
1.0486 |
-0.0213 |
289 |
1 |
44.99 |
2021-03-02 |
| 71. |
For once I can say, "This is mine you can't take it." As lon... |
44.94 |
0.9606 |
0.0441 |
147 |
1 |
44.94 |
2020-10-11 |
| 72. |
The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the a... |
44.87 |
1.0237 |
0.0001 |
247 |
1 |
44.87 |
2020-10-04 |
| 73. |
Sometimes all I want to do is head west on twenty in a car I... |
44.83 |
0.9754 |
0.0074 |
131 |
1 |
44.83 |
2020-12-30 |
| 74. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
44.79 |
0.9852 |
0.0370 |
264 |
1 |
44.79 |
2020-10-12 |
| 75. |
I became yearbook photographer because I liked the idea that... |
44.74 |
1.0461 |
-0.0264 |
193 |
1 |
44.74 |
2020-12-30 |
| 76. |
It also occurred to him that throughout history, humankind h... |
44.65 |
0.9520 |
0.0673 |
235 |
1 |
44.65 |
2021-06-14 |
| 77. |
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eye... |
44.65 |
1.0109 |
0.0027 |
285 |
1 |
44.65 |
2021-03-02 |
| 78. |
This has often been truncated to: History... is indeed littl... |
44.56 |
0.9039 |
0.0918 |
136 |
1 |
44.56 |
2020-10-11 |
| 79. |
Meanwhile, let us have a sip of tea. The afternoon glow is b... |
44.54 |
1.0019 |
0.0019 |
253 |
1 |
44.54 |
2020-10-17 |
| 80. |
You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autogr... |
44.46 |
0.9559 |
0.0449 |
169 |
1 |
44.46 |
2020-10-11 |
| 81. |
In any new job there's always friction with your coworkers. ... |
44.46 |
1.0600 |
-0.0470 |
280 |
1 |
44.46 |
2021-01-01 |
| 82. |
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack, and you may... |
44.45 |
0.9697 |
0.0285 |
297 |
1 |
44.45 |
2020-10-11 |
| 83. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
44.44 |
1.0927 |
-0.0797 |
198 |
1 |
44.44 |
2020-10-04 |
| 84. |
Through error you come to the truth! I am a man because I er... |
44.44 |
0.9915 |
0.0202 |
161 |
1 |
44.44 |
2020-12-30 |
| 85. |
The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to s... |
44.44 |
1.0222 |
-0.0091 |
256 |
1 |
44.44 |
2021-06-12 |
| 86. |
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the h... |
44.39 |
1.0670 |
-0.0646 |
233 |
1 |
44.39 |
2021-06-15 |
| 87. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
44.39 |
0.8791 |
0.1324 |
190 |
1 |
44.39 |
2020-10-14 |
| 88. |
I'm the tallest of mountains. I am the roughest of waves. I'... |
44.35 |
1.0175 |
-0.0136 |
241 |
1 |
44.35 |
2021-06-15 |
| 89. |
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsib... |
44.18 |
0.9766 |
0.0353 |
206 |
1 |
44.18 |
2020-12-30 |
| 90. |
The old man told us to go back to other parts of the yard, b... |
44.14 |
1.0572 |
-0.0489 |
263 |
1 |
44.14 |
2020-10-17 |
| 91. |
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole... |
44.12 |
0.8767 |
0.1203 |
198 |
2 |
42.63 |
2021-01-01 |
| 92. |
An important distinction is that rich people buy luxuries la... |
44.10 |
1.0184 |
0.0253 |
330 |
1 |
44.10 |
2021-04-02 |
| 93. |
A nice place to start learning Plover is with its most obvio... |
43.76 |
0.9137 |
0.0567 |
185 |
1 |
43.76 |
2020-10-17 |
| 94. |
When you think about it, we're all different people all thro... |
43.72 |
1.0661 |
-0.0803 |
296 |
1 |
43.72 |
2020-12-29 |
| 95. |
We've wounded this mountain. It's our duty to close her woun... |
43.58 |
0.9710 |
-0.0082 |
198 |
1 |
43.58 |
2020-12-30 |
| 96. |
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... |
43.52 |
0.9605 |
0.0321 |
292 |
1 |
43.52 |
2020-12-30 |
| 97. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
43.51 |
1.0204 |
-0.0315 |
309 |
1 |
43.51 |
2020-12-30 |
| 98. |
I do not often laugh, sir, as you may perceive by the air of... |
43.51 |
0.8909 |
0.0692 |
144 |
1 |
43.51 |
2020-10-04 |
| 99. |
Numerous studies have shown similar results. Radiologists ha... |
43.47 |
1.0056 |
0.0166 |
454 |
1 |
43.47 |
2021-06-12 |
| 100. |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a ... |
43.46 |
0.9489 |
0.0280 |
377 |
1 |
43.46 |
2020-10-04 |
| 101. |
And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, ... |
43.42 |
0.8849 |
0.0757 |
184 |
1 |
43.42 |
2020-10-04 |
| 102. |
I will not vanish, you will not scare me. Try to get through... |
43.39 |
1.0053 |
-0.0233 |
261 |
1 |
43.39 |
2020-10-04 |
| 103. |
The transformations of the US and Mexican countryside did no... |
43.39 |
0.8538 |
0.1220 |
180 |
1 |
43.39 |
2020-10-11 |
| 104. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
43.37 |
1.0462 |
-0.0583 |
231 |
1 |
43.37 |
2020-12-30 |
| 105. |
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my ... |
43.26 |
1.0319 |
-0.0528 |
378 |
1 |
43.26 |
2020-12-29 |
| 106. |
May you find the power in understanding the journey of other... |
43.26 |
0.9465 |
-0.0136 |
86 |
1 |
43.26 |
2021-06-14 |
| 107. |
A faerie heart is different from a human heart. Human hearts... |
43.20 |
1.0178 |
-0.0402 |
342 |
1 |
43.20 |
2020-10-17 |
| 108. |
Baby, what's it gonna hurt if they don't know, makin' everyb... |
43.19 |
1.0194 |
-0.0359 |
267 |
1 |
43.19 |
2021-06-14 |
| 109. |
Jalabhar Xho was all in feathers, plumage so fantastic and e... |
43.05 |
0.9500 |
0.0293 |
113 |
1 |
43.05 |
2020-10-04 |
| 110. |
Okay, I don't know you, but I do know that you can fix your ... |
43.04 |
1.0273 |
-0.0482 |
288 |
1 |
43.04 |
2021-03-02 |
| 111. |
And so their end began. They thought us the final frontier, ... |
42.95 |
1.0717 |
-0.1055 |
296 |
1 |
42.95 |
2020-10-04 |
| 112. |
What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... |
42.95 |
1.0695 |
-0.0935 |
163 |
1 |
42.95 |
2020-12-30 |
| 113. |
There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions r... |
42.78 |
1.0387 |
-0.0657 |
200 |
1 |
42.78 |
2020-10-12 |
| 114. |
Moreover, Lincoln possessed an uncanny understanding of his ... |
42.67 |
0.9113 |
0.0355 |
304 |
1 |
42.67 |
2020-10-12 |
| 115. |
I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're no... |
42.65 |
0.9976 |
-0.0369 |
309 |
1 |
42.65 |
2021-06-12 |
| 116. |
To move through a tree of paths using hill climbing, proceed... |
42.60 |
0.9375 |
0.0258 |
278 |
1 |
42.60 |
2020-10-04 |
| 117. |
Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the sto... |
42.54 |
1.0813 |
-0.1108 |
219 |
1 |
42.54 |
2020-10-04 |
| 118. |
There can be no light without the dark, and so it is with ma... |
42.48 |
0.9972 |
-0.0617 |
184 |
1 |
42.48 |
2020-10-14 |
| 119. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
42.47 |
1.0390 |
-0.0727 |
205 |
1 |
42.47 |
2020-12-30 |
| 120. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
42.32 |
0.9468 |
0.0176 |
276 |
1 |
42.32 |
2020-10-04 |
| 121. |
I have dreamt in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ev... |
42.19 |
1.0779 |
-0.1119 |
275 |
1 |
42.19 |
2020-10-04 |
| 122. |
Waving colored flags, we won't surrender, there's no standin... |
42.05 |
0.9918 |
-0.0339 |
140 |
1 |
42.05 |
2020-10-17 |
| 123. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
41.96 |
1.1586 |
-0.2085 |
157 |
1 |
41.96 |
2020-10-17 |
| 124. |
They typically had very rosy views about their own futures, ... |
41.92 |
1.0271 |
-0.0293 |
250 |
1 |
41.92 |
2020-10-17 |
| 125. |
Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape w... |
41.89 |
0.9115 |
0.0248 |
118 |
1 |
41.89 |
2020-10-12 |
| 126. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
41.68 |
0.9351 |
0.0111 |
190 |
1 |
41.68 |
2021-06-15 |
| 127. |
When it's coming at you like monsters in the night, and you ... |
41.61 |
1.0716 |
-0.1529 |
192 |
1 |
41.61 |
2020-12-30 |
| 128. |
We're all taught from a young age that there are only two ch... |
41.59 |
0.9142 |
0.0245 |
283 |
2 |
40.23 |
2020-10-11 |
| 129. |
There are some fights you just can't win. A force can be so ... |
41.55 |
1.0602 |
-0.1174 |
310 |
1 |
41.55 |
2020-10-17 |
| 130. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
41.48 |
0.9426 |
0.0040 |
317 |
1 |
41.48 |
2020-10-04 |
| 131. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
41.43 |
0.9875 |
-0.0459 |
198 |
1 |
41.43 |
2020-10-04 |
| 132. |
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to t... |
41.33 |
1.0645 |
-0.1319 |
136 |
1 |
41.33 |
2021-01-22 |
| 133. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
41.23 |
0.9430 |
-0.0020 |
297 |
1 |
41.23 |
2021-04-02 |
| 134. |
I know now that it's over. I knew it then. There would be no... |
41.17 |
0.9731 |
-0.0362 |
175 |
1 |
41.17 |
2020-12-30 |
| 135. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
41.15 |
0.9780 |
-0.0399 |
337 |
1 |
41.15 |
2021-04-02 |
| 136. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
41.00 |
1.0144 |
-0.0831 |
216 |
1 |
41.00 |
2020-10-04 |
| 137. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
40.97 |
1.0084 |
-0.0724 |
214 |
1 |
40.97 |
2021-01-01 |
| 138. |
October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and... |
40.89 |
0.9251 |
-0.0080 |
174 |
1 |
40.89 |
2020-10-12 |
| 139. |
This is a plea for peace to the oppressors of the world and ... |
40.83 |
0.9862 |
-0.0557 |
297 |
1 |
40.83 |
2021-06-14 |
| 140. |
You know what the trouble is, Brucey? We used to make stuff ... |
40.81 |
0.9476 |
-0.0382 |
140 |
1 |
40.81 |
2020-10-11 |
| 141. |
It's a human sign when things go wrong, when the scent of he... |
40.75 |
1.0292 |
-0.1022 |
182 |
1 |
40.75 |
2021-06-15 |
| 142. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
40.73 |
0.9164 |
0.0151 |
305 |
1 |
40.73 |
2020-10-12 |
| 143. |
Faeries make up for their inability to lie with a panoply of... |
40.71 |
0.8970 |
0.0119 |
284 |
1 |
40.71 |
2020-10-11 |
| 144. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
40.70 |
1.0335 |
-0.1095 |
294 |
1 |
40.70 |
2021-06-12 |
| 145. |
Now kids, just 'cause we lost the family stand doesn't mean ... |
40.50 |
0.8907 |
0.0070 |
113 |
1 |
40.50 |
2020-10-17 |
| 146. |
My doctor said we can't choose where we come from, but we ca... |
40.43 |
1.0348 |
-0.1284 |
183 |
1 |
40.43 |
2020-10-04 |
| 147. |
So I'd say Laura was the worst roommate. She had a nervous b... |
40.37 |
0.8804 |
0.0266 |
266 |
1 |
40.37 |
2020-10-17 |
| 148. |
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... |
40.34 |
0.8313 |
0.0772 |
208 |
1 |
40.34 |
2020-10-04 |
| 149. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
40.27 |
1.0028 |
-0.0857 |
203 |
1 |
40.27 |
2020-10-11 |
| 150. |
"He needs the victory," Dan says, "and I need the beer." I'm... |
40.13 |
0.8243 |
0.0708 |
145 |
1 |
40.13 |
2020-10-04 |
| 151. |
Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind thinking I can see throug... |
40.11 |
0.9610 |
-0.0487 |
191 |
1 |
40.11 |
2020-12-30 |
| 152. |
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped - turn... |
40.05 |
0.9790 |
-0.0691 |
192 |
1 |
40.05 |
2021-06-14 |
| 153. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
39.90 |
1.0078 |
-0.1071 |
244 |
1 |
39.90 |
2020-12-29 |
| 154. |
Well, when I came home from school my head started to get re... |
39.65 |
1.0234 |
-0.1235 |
309 |
1 |
39.65 |
2021-06-15 |
| 155. |
There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mo... |
39.55 |
0.9157 |
-0.0277 |
355 |
1 |
39.55 |
2020-10-11 |
| 156. |
I came back home from work tonight and saw you there, with a... |
39.51 |
1.0106 |
-0.1426 |
197 |
1 |
39.51 |
2020-12-30 |
| 157. |
People say these things because everyone holds fond memories... |
39.50 |
1.0218 |
-0.1203 |
290 |
1 |
39.50 |
2021-06-12 |
| 158. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
39.31 |
0.8826 |
0.0141 |
296 |
1 |
39.31 |
2020-12-29 |
| 159. |
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... |
39.01 |
0.9185 |
-0.0327 |
199 |
1 |
39.01 |
2020-10-12 |
| 160. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
38.99 |
0.9596 |
-0.0713 |
205 |
1 |
38.99 |
2021-01-01 |
| 161. |
Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal f... |
38.84 |
0.8808 |
-0.0083 |
254 |
1 |
38.84 |
2020-10-17 |
| 162. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
38.73 |
1.0048 |
-0.1458 |
164 |
1 |
38.73 |
2020-12-29 |
| 163. |
Grandma used to give great nutritional advice: Eat your vege... |
38.72 |
0.9135 |
-0.0393 |
227 |
1 |
38.72 |
2020-10-11 |
| 164. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
38.68 |
0.9509 |
-0.0313 |
225 |
1 |
38.68 |
2021-06-14 |
| 165. |
Don't forget they've all been strengthened with gene therapy... |
38.66 |
0.9133 |
-0.0496 |
179 |
1 |
38.66 |
2020-10-12 |
| 166. |
Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termi... |
38.66 |
0.8713 |
-0.0003 |
202 |
1 |
38.66 |
2020-10-12 |
| 167. |
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand ... |
38.20 |
1.0208 |
-0.1542 |
210 |
1 |
38.20 |
2020-10-17 |
| 168. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
38.03 |
0.8793 |
-0.0143 |
157 |
1 |
38.03 |
2020-12-30 |
| 169. |
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a co... |
37.89 |
0.8341 |
-0.0057 |
132 |
1 |
37.89 |
2020-10-04 |
| 170. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
37.59 |
0.9317 |
-0.0723 |
148 |
1 |
37.59 |
2021-06-14 |
| 171. |
What I'm trying to teach him and what he's learning there ar... |
37.59 |
0.9299 |
-0.0864 |
296 |
1 |
37.59 |
2020-10-11 |
| 172. |
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. You own i... |
37.54 |
1.0496 |
-0.1985 |
189 |
1 |
37.54 |
2020-10-14 |
| 173. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
37.36 |
0.9672 |
-0.1134 |
396 |
1 |
37.36 |
2020-10-04 |
| 174. |
Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was ... |
37.15 |
0.9475 |
-0.1213 |
242 |
1 |
37.15 |
2020-10-12 |
| 175. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
37.14 |
0.9275 |
-0.0842 |
211 |
1 |
37.14 |
2021-06-15 |
| 176. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
37.10 |
0.7918 |
0.0568 |
244 |
1 |
37.10 |
2021-03-02 |
| 177. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
37.02 |
1.0665 |
-0.2136 |
278 |
1 |
37.02 |
2020-12-29 |
| 178. |
Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have... |
36.95 |
0.7841 |
0.0503 |
100 |
1 |
36.95 |
2020-10-04 |
| 179. |
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day... |
36.83 |
1.0084 |
-0.1763 |
248 |
1 |
36.83 |
2020-10-12 |
| 180. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
36.66 |
1.0551 |
-0.2184 |
249 |
1 |
36.66 |
2020-10-04 |
| 181. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
36.51 |
0.8636 |
0.0053 |
256 |
1 |
36.51 |
2021-06-14 |
| 182. |
Then listen up! When I joined the corps, we didn't have any ... |
36.34 |
0.9198 |
-0.1098 |
213 |
1 |
36.34 |
2020-12-30 |
| 183. |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
36.22 |
1.0484 |
-0.2281 |
219 |
1 |
36.22 |
2021-01-22 |
| 184. |
I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid. I'm... |
36.15 |
0.8504 |
-0.0487 |
169 |
1 |
36.15 |
2020-10-14 |
| 185. |
Salutations, imperfect one! I am The Master and you are myst... |
36.14 |
0.8779 |
-0.0672 |
277 |
1 |
36.14 |
2020-10-12 |
| 186. |
In Ghana agriculture accounts for 35% of GDP and 36% of expo... |
36.10 |
0.8086 |
0.0080 |
288 |
1 |
36.10 |
2020-10-11 |
| 187. |
When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave... |
35.86 |
0.9888 |
-0.2087 |
173 |
1 |
35.86 |
2020-10-11 |
| 188. |
A survey of the 101 top-grossing G-rated movies from 1990 to... |
35.62 |
0.8608 |
-0.0573 |
302 |
1 |
35.62 |
2020-10-11 |
| 189. |
Hero - not the champion player who plays the perfect game. N... |
33.76 |
0.9110 |
-0.1463 |
141 |
1 |
33.76 |
2020-10-04 |
| 190. |
Other kids' games are all such a bore! They've got to have r... |
33.15 |
0.8804 |
-0.1401 |
252 |
1 |
33.15 |
2020-10-04 |
| 191. |
The majority of persons with schizophrenia have residual dis... |
31.98 |
0.8815 |
-0.1663 |
233 |
1 |
31.98 |
2020-10-11 |