| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
96.70 |
1.0440 |
0.7025 |
254 |
1 |
96.70 |
2023-04-28 |
| 2. |
You choose to be hurt rather than to hurt others, right? You... |
83.57 |
1.0092 |
0.4845 |
160 |
1 |
83.57 |
2023-04-28 |
| 3. |
So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... |
78.49 |
0.9833 |
0.4324 |
150 |
1 |
78.49 |
2023-04-28 |
| 4. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
72.62 |
1.0907 |
0.2183 |
303 |
1 |
72.62 |
2014-07-03 |
| 5. |
Maybe you should come with me for a few weeks. See what happ... |
72.45 |
1.0285 |
0.2757 |
124 |
1 |
72.45 |
2018-04-04 |
| 6. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
70.95 |
1.0787 |
0.1989 |
237 |
1 |
70.95 |
2014-08-29 |
| 7. |
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and ba... |
70.93 |
1.0663 |
0.2125 |
264 |
1 |
70.93 |
2019-10-07 |
| 8. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
70.69 |
1.0796 |
0.1904 |
129 |
2 |
54.64 |
2011-04-02 |
| 9. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
70.14 |
1.0337 |
0.2281 |
214 |
1 |
70.14 |
2011-03-30 |
| 10. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
69.94 |
1.0496 |
0.2095 |
314 |
1 |
69.94 |
2013-04-04 |
| 11. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
69.28 |
1.0343 |
0.2542 |
242 |
4 |
55.83 |
2011-04-13 |
| 12. |
Relativity is relatively easy to understand. But there's one... |
69.23 |
0.9997 |
0.2519 |
305 |
1 |
69.23 |
2019-10-07 |
| 13. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
68.77 |
1.0666 |
0.1710 |
297 |
1 |
68.77 |
2013-04-04 |
| 14. |
Ingratitude is amongst them a capital crime, as we read it t... |
68.69 |
1.0041 |
0.2370 |
310 |
1 |
68.69 |
2019-10-07 |
| 15. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
68.44 |
1.1016 |
0.1302 |
233 |
1 |
68.44 |
2013-04-07 |
| 16. |
From birth to old age, the body undergoes many changes. As w... |
68.35 |
0.9729 |
0.2616 |
446 |
1 |
68.35 |
2018-04-04 |
| 17. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
67.63 |
1.0033 |
0.2111 |
189 |
2 |
60.08 |
2011-04-23 |
| 18. |
I remembered a worrisome course in the Victorian novel where... |
67.51 |
0.9191 |
0.2841 |
154 |
1 |
67.51 |
2019-10-07 |
| 19. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
67.26 |
1.0214 |
0.2315 |
281 |
1 |
67.26 |
2013-04-06 |
| 20. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
66.72 |
1.0669 |
0.1677 |
286 |
1 |
66.72 |
2011-03-30 |
| 21. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
66.64 |
1.0203 |
0.1817 |
261 |
1 |
66.64 |
2013-03-20 |
| 22. |
I have been taking care of it! I already got Big Red to cut ... |
65.69 |
0.9532 |
0.2284 |
289 |
2 |
59.40 |
2019-10-09 |
| 23. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
65.60 |
1.0340 |
0.1490 |
406 |
3 |
59.37 |
2011-05-17 |
| 24. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
65.58 |
1.1018 |
0.0758 |
220 |
2 |
57.11 |
2014-07-03 |
| 25. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
65.23 |
1.0774 |
0.1254 |
304 |
1 |
65.23 |
2013-03-20 |
| 26. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
65.06 |
1.0528 |
0.1159 |
201 |
2 |
57.66 |
2011-03-30 |
| 27. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
64.91 |
1.1162 |
0.0928 |
189 |
1 |
64.91 |
2011-03-31 |
| 28. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
64.88 |
1.0189 |
0.1505 |
337 |
2 |
54.43 |
2011-09-18 |
| 29. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
64.84 |
1.0795 |
0.1208 |
226 |
1 |
64.84 |
2011-03-25 |
| 30. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
64.77 |
0.8793 |
0.2876 |
157 |
1 |
64.77 |
2011-04-04 |
| 31. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
64.56 |
1.0679 |
0.1198 |
177 |
1 |
64.56 |
2011-12-02 |
| 32. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
64.46 |
1.0263 |
0.1338 |
267 |
1 |
64.46 |
2011-04-13 |
| 33. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
64.03 |
0.9275 |
0.2237 |
211 |
2 |
61.90 |
2013-04-04 |
| 34. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
63.91 |
1.0173 |
0.1778 |
268 |
1 |
63.91 |
2013-03-20 |
| 35. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
63.73 |
1.0390 |
0.1055 |
205 |
3 |
58.09 |
2014-08-29 |
| 36. |
Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a ... |
63.72 |
0.9637 |
0.1763 |
123 |
1 |
63.72 |
2019-10-07 |
| 37. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
63.68 |
1.0399 |
0.1074 |
294 |
1 |
63.68 |
2013-04-04 |
| 38. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
63.66 |
0.9339 |
0.2119 |
310 |
1 |
63.66 |
2013-04-07 |
| 39. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
63.33 |
0.9833 |
0.1577 |
355 |
1 |
63.33 |
2013-03-22 |
| 40. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
63.32 |
0.9942 |
0.1486 |
483 |
1 |
63.32 |
2013-04-04 |
| 41. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
62.99 |
1.0905 |
0.0784 |
210 |
1 |
62.99 |
2013-04-10 |
| 42. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
62.89 |
0.9303 |
0.1982 |
176 |
1 |
62.89 |
2011-04-02 |
| 43. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
62.74 |
0.9965 |
0.1320 |
310 |
1 |
62.74 |
2014-07-03 |
| 44. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
62.60 |
1.0426 |
0.0842 |
323 |
1 |
62.60 |
2013-03-21 |
| 45. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
62.54 |
0.9633 |
0.1635 |
304 |
1 |
62.54 |
2011-04-01 |
| 46. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
62.51 |
1.0788 |
0.0429 |
171 |
1 |
62.51 |
2011-01-26 |
| 47. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
62.36 |
1.1296 |
0.0246 |
252 |
2 |
56.88 |
2011-05-25 |
| 48. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
62.32 |
0.9711 |
0.1512 |
176 |
1 |
62.32 |
2013-04-04 |
| 49. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
62.11 |
1.0004 |
0.1150 |
212 |
1 |
62.11 |
2013-04-08 |
| 50. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
61.95 |
1.0417 |
0.0722 |
253 |
2 |
54.96 |
2011-04-09 |
| 51. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
61.70 |
0.9780 |
0.1320 |
337 |
4 |
56.92 |
2013-04-04 |
| 52. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
61.61 |
1.0711 |
0.0338 |
213 |
1 |
61.61 |
2011-04-02 |
| 53. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
61.43 |
1.0138 |
0.0907 |
231 |
1 |
61.43 |
2011-03-30 |
| 54. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
61.40 |
0.9785 |
0.1281 |
335 |
1 |
61.40 |
2011-03-30 |
| 55. |
You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down f... |
61.39 |
0.8554 |
0.2501 |
237 |
1 |
61.39 |
2019-10-07 |
| 56. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
61.28 |
1.0596 |
0.0419 |
239 |
1 |
61.28 |
2011-03-30 |
| 57. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
61.17 |
0.9570 |
0.1447 |
287 |
1 |
61.17 |
2013-04-21 |
| 58. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
61.15 |
1.0257 |
0.0769 |
401 |
1 |
61.15 |
2013-04-04 |
| 59. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
60.99 |
1.0768 |
0.0595 |
295 |
1 |
60.99 |
2011-05-18 |
| 60. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
60.87 |
1.1014 |
0.0318 |
273 |
1 |
60.87 |
2011-03-30 |
| 61. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
60.82 |
1.0477 |
0.0477 |
360 |
1 |
60.82 |
2014-08-29 |
| 62. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
60.70 |
1.0038 |
0.1193 |
237 |
1 |
60.70 |
2011-04-09 |
| 63. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
60.39 |
1.0521 |
0.0319 |
171 |
1 |
60.39 |
2013-11-07 |
| 64. |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've g... |
60.38 |
1.0627 |
0.0235 |
353 |
1 |
60.38 |
2019-10-09 |
| 65. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
60.12 |
0.9632 |
0.1213 |
392 |
1 |
60.12 |
2013-03-20 |
| 66. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
59.87 |
0.9212 |
0.1577 |
231 |
2 |
49.93 |
2011-03-30 |
| 67. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
59.87 |
0.9991 |
0.0777 |
225 |
1 |
59.87 |
2011-03-30 |
| 68. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
59.83 |
1.0361 |
0.0403 |
269 |
1 |
59.83 |
2011-05-01 |
| 69. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
59.81 |
0.9376 |
0.1705 |
360 |
1 |
59.81 |
2014-06-27 |
| 70. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
59.73 |
0.9886 |
0.0866 |
220 |
2 |
52.39 |
2013-03-22 |
| 71. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
59.63 |
1.0463 |
0.0234 |
182 |
1 |
59.63 |
2013-03-22 |
| 72. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
59.43 |
1.0261 |
0.0417 |
273 |
2 |
58.41 |
2013-11-07 |
| 73. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
59.15 |
0.9908 |
0.1154 |
342 |
1 |
59.15 |
2013-03-20 |
| 74. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
59.07 |
0.9514 |
0.1114 |
237 |
1 |
59.07 |
2011-04-13 |
| 75. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
59.00 |
1.0487 |
0.0098 |
231 |
2 |
53.70 |
2011-04-18 |
| 76. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
58.97 |
0.9687 |
0.0943 |
371 |
1 |
58.97 |
2011-03-30 |
| 77. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
58.95 |
0.9769 |
0.0827 |
263 |
1 |
58.95 |
2013-03-20 |
| 78. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
58.91 |
0.9792 |
0.1184 |
265 |
1 |
58.91 |
2011-03-31 |
| 79. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
58.91 |
0.9811 |
0.0793 |
272 |
1 |
58.91 |
2011-12-02 |
| 80. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
58.90 |
1.0387 |
0.0523 |
239 |
1 |
58.90 |
2013-04-04 |
| 81. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
58.82 |
1.0797 |
-0.0251 |
210 |
1 |
58.82 |
2011-03-25 |
| 82. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
58.60 |
0.8723 |
0.1795 |
185 |
1 |
58.60 |
2013-03-20 |
| 83. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
58.58 |
0.9672 |
0.0892 |
396 |
1 |
58.58 |
2011-04-13 |
| 84. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
58.51 |
0.9965 |
0.0541 |
168 |
1 |
58.51 |
2011-04-09 |
| 85. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
58.43 |
0.9676 |
0.0874 |
442 |
1 |
58.43 |
2013-04-04 |
| 86. |
The best way to measure how much you've grown isn't by inche... |
58.05 |
1.0591 |
-0.0114 |
359 |
1 |
58.05 |
2019-10-07 |
| 87. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
58.05 |
0.9125 |
0.1327 |
308 |
2 |
57.74 |
2013-04-21 |
| 88. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
57.99 |
1.0023 |
0.0389 |
211 |
2 |
52.17 |
2011-04-13 |
| 89. |
Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the sto... |
57.95 |
0.9377 |
0.0982 |
124 |
1 |
57.95 |
2019-10-07 |
| 90. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
57.87 |
0.9576 |
0.0849 |
212 |
2 |
49.12 |
2011-04-09 |
| 91. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
57.84 |
1.0031 |
0.0712 |
304 |
1 |
57.84 |
2011-03-25 |
| 92. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
57.77 |
0.9513 |
0.0896 |
354 |
2 |
52.90 |
2011-04-02 |
| 93. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
57.74 |
0.9740 |
0.0628 |
209 |
1 |
57.74 |
2011-04-01 |
| 94. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
57.68 |
0.9353 |
0.1000 |
177 |
1 |
57.68 |
2011-03-31 |
| 95. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
57.53 |
0.9754 |
0.0620 |
362 |
1 |
57.53 |
2011-03-31 |
| 96. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
57.53 |
0.9601 |
0.0765 |
308 |
1 |
57.53 |
2011-03-30 |
| 97. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
57.52 |
0.9168 |
0.1176 |
240 |
1 |
57.52 |
2011-04-09 |
| 98. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
57.47 |
0.9529 |
0.1208 |
269 |
2 |
50.73 |
2011-03-25 |
| 99. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
57.44 |
1.0529 |
-0.0199 |
351 |
2 |
56.47 |
2011-04-09 |
| 100. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
57.28 |
0.9500 |
0.0819 |
362 |
3 |
56.19 |
2011-05-01 |
| 101. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
57.09 |
0.9553 |
0.0746 |
430 |
1 |
57.09 |
2011-03-30 |
| 102. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
57.07 |
0.8956 |
0.1330 |
322 |
2 |
54.85 |
2011-04-02 |
| 103. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
56.93 |
1.0486 |
-0.0248 |
289 |
1 |
56.93 |
2011-04-13 |
| 104. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
56.93 |
1.0545 |
0.0042 |
416 |
2 |
55.95 |
2011-04-01 |
| 105. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
56.85 |
1.0740 |
-0.0124 |
264 |
1 |
56.85 |
2014-05-15 |
| 106. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
56.78 |
1.0630 |
-0.0127 |
397 |
1 |
56.78 |
2011-03-25 |
| 107. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
56.77 |
0.9072 |
0.1127 |
237 |
1 |
56.77 |
2011-03-30 |
| 108. |
The milk and cheese and yogurt, which once came from dairy c... |
56.69 |
0.9310 |
0.0872 |
188 |
1 |
56.69 |
2011-03-25 |
| 109. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
56.65 |
1.0883 |
-0.0375 |
303 |
1 |
56.65 |
2011-07-06 |
| 110. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
56.49 |
0.8467 |
0.1937 |
343 |
1 |
56.49 |
2011-04-01 |
| 111. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
56.48 |
0.9916 |
0.0660 |
282 |
1 |
56.48 |
2011-03-30 |
| 112. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
56.37 |
0.9342 |
0.0814 |
434 |
1 |
56.37 |
2011-03-25 |
| 113. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
56.35 |
0.9212 |
0.0933 |
323 |
1 |
56.35 |
2011-03-30 |
| 114. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
56.21 |
0.9682 |
0.0413 |
143 |
1 |
56.21 |
2011-04-13 |
| 115. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
56.19 |
0.9411 |
0.0708 |
318 |
1 |
56.19 |
2011-05-18 |
| 116. |
You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? Th... |
55.86 |
0.9034 |
0.0994 |
248 |
1 |
55.86 |
2019-10-17 |
| 117. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
55.68 |
0.9266 |
0.0748 |
267 |
1 |
55.68 |
2011-03-31 |
| 118. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
55.50 |
0.9763 |
0.0214 |
289 |
2 |
53.68 |
2011-04-09 |
| 119. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
55.34 |
0.8935 |
0.1061 |
328 |
2 |
48.81 |
2011-06-28 |
| 120. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
55.30 |
0.9429 |
0.0515 |
287 |
3 |
48.09 |
2011-04-04 |
| 121. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
55.27 |
0.8919 |
0.1012 |
205 |
1 |
55.27 |
2011-05-17 |
| 122. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
55.26 |
1.0151 |
-0.0256 |
152 |
1 |
55.26 |
2011-09-18 |
| 123. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
55.17 |
0.9251 |
0.0690 |
177 |
1 |
55.17 |
2011-03-25 |
| 124. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
55.17 |
0.9831 |
0.0122 |
469 |
1 |
55.17 |
2011-03-25 |
| 125. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
55.03 |
1.0331 |
-0.0462 |
234 |
1 |
55.03 |
2011-04-13 |
| 126. |
There's a simplicity to war: Attacking is the only secret. D... |
54.90 |
1.0315 |
-0.0474 |
189 |
1 |
54.90 |
2019-10-17 |
| 127. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
54.87 |
1.0125 |
-0.0284 |
224 |
1 |
54.87 |
2013-04-28 |
| 128. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
54.82 |
0.9234 |
0.0644 |
346 |
2 |
52.50 |
2011-04-01 |
| 129. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
54.81 |
0.9910 |
-0.0048 |
295 |
1 |
54.81 |
2011-03-25 |
| 130. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
54.78 |
0.9309 |
0.0526 |
284 |
1 |
54.78 |
2013-03-20 |
| 131. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
54.73 |
1.0124 |
-0.0299 |
204 |
2 |
51.50 |
2011-04-02 |
| 132. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
54.72 |
1.0429 |
-0.0602 |
259 |
3 |
48.89 |
2011-04-17 |
| 133. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
54.67 |
0.9578 |
0.0246 |
281 |
1 |
54.67 |
2011-04-01 |
| 134. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
54.63 |
1.0177 |
-0.0027 |
392 |
1 |
54.63 |
2011-04-13 |
| 135. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
54.61 |
0.9665 |
0.0634 |
326 |
1 |
54.61 |
2011-04-07 |
| 136. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
54.43 |
0.9798 |
-0.0045 |
199 |
2 |
52.07 |
2013-03-21 |
| 137. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
54.24 |
0.9898 |
0.0187 |
353 |
1 |
54.24 |
2013-03-20 |
| 138. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
54.22 |
1.0379 |
-0.0260 |
245 |
1 |
54.22 |
2011-03-30 |
| 139. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
54.02 |
0.9372 |
0.0366 |
320 |
1 |
54.02 |
2011-03-30 |
| 140. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
53.97 |
0.9723 |
-0.0005 |
364 |
1 |
53.97 |
2011-04-01 |
| 141. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
53.79 |
0.8811 |
0.0882 |
239 |
2 |
45.01 |
2013-11-07 |
| 142. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
53.55 |
1.0099 |
-0.0482 |
207 |
1 |
53.55 |
2011-03-30 |
| 143. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
53.19 |
1.0218 |
-0.0679 |
268 |
2 |
49.62 |
2011-04-09 |
| 144. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
53.18 |
1.0205 |
-0.0689 |
179 |
1 |
53.18 |
2010-04-15 |
| 145. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
53.08 |
0.9697 |
-0.0148 |
249 |
2 |
47.99 |
2013-03-20 |
| 146. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
53.05 |
0.9649 |
-0.0117 |
193 |
1 |
53.05 |
2013-04-04 |
| 147. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
52.99 |
1.1081 |
-0.1200 |
206 |
1 |
52.99 |
2010-07-10 |
| 148. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
52.95 |
1.0062 |
-0.0543 |
288 |
1 |
52.95 |
2014-06-27 |
| 149. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
52.93 |
1.0885 |
-0.1370 |
315 |
1 |
52.93 |
2011-03-30 |
| 150. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
52.61 |
0.8878 |
0.0578 |
346 |
1 |
52.61 |
2013-03-22 |
| 151. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
52.60 |
0.9614 |
-0.0154 |
292 |
3 |
43.48 |
2011-06-28 |
| 152. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
52.48 |
1.0993 |
-0.1572 |
265 |
1 |
52.48 |
2011-03-30 |
| 153. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
52.16 |
1.0375 |
-0.0522 |
200 |
2 |
46.00 |
2011-06-14 |
| 154. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
52.13 |
0.9863 |
-0.0478 |
339 |
1 |
52.13 |
2011-04-07 |
| 155. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
52.13 |
0.9756 |
-0.0396 |
229 |
2 |
50.71 |
2011-04-02 |
| 156. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
52.05 |
1.0232 |
-0.0515 |
236 |
1 |
52.05 |
2011-05-25 |
| 157. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
51.59 |
1.0117 |
-0.0410 |
297 |
1 |
51.59 |
2011-04-09 |
| 158. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
51.50 |
1.0240 |
-0.1016 |
256 |
1 |
51.50 |
2013-03-22 |
| 159. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
51.45 |
1.0232 |
-0.0541 |
350 |
1 |
51.45 |
2011-03-25 |
| 160. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
51.11 |
1.0090 |
-0.0476 |
282 |
2 |
44.96 |
2011-03-30 |
| 161. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
51.02 |
1.0767 |
-0.1620 |
212 |
1 |
51.02 |
2011-04-23 |
| 162. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
51.02 |
1.0403 |
-0.0828 |
275 |
1 |
51.02 |
2011-05-16 |
| 163. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
50.02 |
1.0334 |
-0.1389 |
131 |
1 |
50.02 |
2011-03-25 |
| 164. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
49.83 |
0.9612 |
-0.0656 |
256 |
1 |
49.83 |
2010-03-10 |
| 165. |
The disposal facility includes a hardened underground base. ... |
49.76 |
0.9067 |
-0.0134 |
160 |
1 |
49.76 |
2019-10-17 |
| 166. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
49.75 |
0.9559 |
-0.0617 |
195 |
1 |
49.75 |
2013-04-04 |
| 167. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
49.43 |
1.0214 |
-0.1343 |
269 |
1 |
49.43 |
2011-05-25 |
| 168. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
48.93 |
0.8845 |
-0.0054 |
273 |
1 |
48.93 |
2013-03-22 |
| 169. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
48.80 |
0.9651 |
-0.0561 |
389 |
1 |
48.80 |
2011-04-04 |
| 170. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
48.78 |
1.0483 |
-0.1745 |
227 |
1 |
48.78 |
2010-03-10 |
| 171. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
48.61 |
0.9691 |
-0.0962 |
223 |
2 |
42.30 |
2010-04-17 |
| 172. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
48.57 |
0.9202 |
-0.0479 |
254 |
1 |
48.57 |
2013-03-20 |
| 173. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
48.52 |
1.0008 |
-0.0919 |
473 |
1 |
48.52 |
2011-06-26 |
| 174. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
48.35 |
1.0462 |
-0.1810 |
184 |
1 |
48.35 |
2010-04-17 |
| 175. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
48.08 |
1.0063 |
-0.1435 |
371 |
1 |
48.08 |
2010-07-10 |
| 176. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
47.87 |
0.9597 |
-0.0980 |
347 |
2 |
44.72 |
2011-03-25 |
| 177. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
47.65 |
1.0346 |
-0.1368 |
244 |
1 |
47.65 |
2013-04-25 |
| 178. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
47.65 |
1.0168 |
-0.1620 |
271 |
1 |
47.65 |
2011-05-17 |
| 179. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
47.16 |
0.8602 |
-0.0144 |
206 |
1 |
47.16 |
2011-04-01 |
| 180. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
46.70 |
0.9049 |
-0.0643 |
351 |
1 |
46.70 |
2011-01-26 |
| 181. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
46.60 |
1.0154 |
-0.1322 |
351 |
2 |
40.81 |
2011-04-02 |
| 182. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
46.04 |
1.0613 |
-0.2351 |
266 |
1 |
46.04 |
2010-03-10 |
| 183. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
45.62 |
1.0201 |
-0.2003 |
375 |
1 |
45.62 |
2011-06-29 |
| 184. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
45.57 |
0.8731 |
-0.0512 |
199 |
1 |
45.57 |
2010-03-10 |
| 185. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
45.53 |
0.9795 |
-0.1628 |
308 |
1 |
45.53 |
2010-03-10 |
| 186. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
45.50 |
0.9966 |
-0.1807 |
259 |
2 |
43.17 |
2011-04-17 |
| 187. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
45.37 |
0.9157 |
-0.0998 |
350 |
1 |
45.37 |
2011-03-31 |
| 188. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
45.30 |
0.9350 |
-0.1229 |
195 |
1 |
45.30 |
2010-03-10 |
| 189. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
45.13 |
0.9485 |
-0.1385 |
236 |
1 |
45.13 |
2010-03-11 |
| 190. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
44.89 |
0.8153 |
-0.0081 |
200 |
2 |
41.71 |
2010-03-10 |
| 191. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
44.86 |
1.0398 |
-0.2408 |
110 |
1 |
44.86 |
2010-03-10 |
| 192. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
44.77 |
0.8916 |
-0.0887 |
216 |
1 |
44.77 |
2011-01-26 |
| 193. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
44.61 |
0.8533 |
-0.0519 |
232 |
1 |
44.61 |
2010-04-17 |
| 194. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
44.28 |
0.9023 |
-0.0639 |
231 |
1 |
44.28 |
2011-03-25 |
| 195. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
44.24 |
1.0095 |
-0.2163 |
316 |
1 |
44.24 |
2010-03-20 |
| 196. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
44.10 |
0.9851 |
-0.1938 |
317 |
1 |
44.10 |
2010-03-10 |
| 197. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
43.87 |
0.9640 |
-0.1528 |
334 |
1 |
43.87 |
2011-06-14 |
| 198. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
43.72 |
1.0352 |
-0.2506 |
341 |
2 |
42.49 |
2010-04-16 |
| 199. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
43.49 |
1.0534 |
-0.2734 |
357 |
1 |
43.49 |
2010-03-10 |
| 200. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
43.22 |
0.9464 |
-0.1695 |
323 |
2 |
42.33 |
2011-05-16 |
| 201. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
43.15 |
0.8947 |
-0.1177 |
366 |
1 |
43.15 |
2010-03-11 |
| 202. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
43.13 |
1.0251 |
-0.2535 |
261 |
1 |
43.13 |
2010-03-10 |
| 203. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
42.34 |
0.9786 |
-0.2198 |
235 |
1 |
42.34 |
2010-03-10 |
| 204. |
Now did you answer 'cause you thought that's what I wanted t... |
42.12 |
0.9325 |
-0.1789 |
156 |
1 |
42.12 |
2010-03-10 |
| 205. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
41.80 |
0.9986 |
-0.2494 |
283 |
1 |
41.80 |
2010-04-04 |
| 206. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
41.73 |
0.9164 |
-0.1669 |
305 |
1 |
41.73 |
2010-04-16 |
| 207. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
41.59 |
1.0388 |
-0.2613 |
243 |
1 |
41.59 |
2010-03-10 |
| 208. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
41.20 |
0.9279 |
-0.1870 |
317 |
1 |
41.20 |
2010-04-16 |
| 209. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
40.66 |
0.9048 |
-0.1735 |
271 |
1 |
40.66 |
2010-03-10 |
| 210. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
40.27 |
1.0314 |
-0.2759 |
452 |
1 |
40.27 |
2010-03-10 |
| 211. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
39.42 |
0.9278 |
-0.2201 |
295 |
1 |
39.42 |
2010-03-10 |
| 212. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
39.25 |
0.8852 |
-0.1818 |
201 |
1 |
39.25 |
2010-03-10 |
| 213. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
39.13 |
0.9330 |
-0.2294 |
360 |
1 |
39.13 |
2011-06-28 |
| 214. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
38.76 |
0.8770 |
-0.1816 |
300 |
1 |
38.76 |
2010-03-10 |
| 215. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
38.66 |
1.0025 |
-0.3107 |
256 |
1 |
38.66 |
2010-03-10 |
| 216. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
38.64 |
0.9866 |
-0.2968 |
218 |
1 |
38.64 |
2011-06-29 |
| 217. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
38.63 |
0.9873 |
-0.2981 |
155 |
1 |
38.63 |
2010-03-10 |
| 218. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
38.52 |
1.0201 |
-0.3296 |
303 |
1 |
38.52 |
2010-04-17 |
| 219. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
37.91 |
0.9532 |
-0.2749 |
258 |
1 |
37.91 |
2010-03-10 |
| 220. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
37.81 |
0.9233 |
-0.2497 |
168 |
1 |
37.81 |
2010-03-10 |
| 221. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
37.75 |
0.9289 |
-0.2540 |
204 |
1 |
37.75 |
2010-03-10 |
| 222. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
36.39 |
0.8933 |
-0.2387 |
363 |
1 |
36.39 |
2010-03-10 |
| 223. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
32.51 |
0.8951 |
-0.3133 |
193 |
1 |
32.51 |
2010-03-10 |