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Race #997

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Official speed 136.55 wpm (35.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 25, 2018 1:05:59am UTC
Race Finish October 25, 2018 1:06:35am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. framed_phoenix (109.19 wpm)
3. snyderator (97.51 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 168.42
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.