(jesterc)

Race #9947

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Official speed 128.87 wpm (22.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 7, 2023 5:56:29am UTC
Race Finish May 7, 2023 5:56:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mkozak (126.54 wpm)
3. 2001or21 (122.78 wpm)
4. elbruh (110.70 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.36
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.