Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #9906

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Official speed 90.12 wpm (54.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2021 5:24:15am UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2021 5:25:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. arutoknight (87.15 wpm)
4. jingunnn (71.56 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.15
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.