View Pit Stop page for race #981 by iuseblueswitchesandstillsuck — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 75.05 wpm (56.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | May 15, 2020 6:34:51am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 15, 2020 6:35:47am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. the_avg_dude (78.81 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 83.80 |
| Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |