Calum (mumucaca)

Race #978

View Pit Stop page for race #978 by mumucacaGhost race

View profile for Calum (mumucaca)

Official speed 74.88 wpm (64.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 18, 2020 7:03:12pm UTC
Race Finish October 18, 2020 7:04:17pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. grizzacheese (65.59 wpm)
5. calebjrh (50.47 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.86
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...