View Pit Stop page for race #969 by _jakethesnake — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 57.81 wpm (72.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 25, 2022 12:31:20am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 25, 2022 12:32:32am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. math_u (57.35 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 59.74 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |