Thomas (thomasbriggs)

Race #968

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Official speed 92.85 wpm (52.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 15, 2020 7:28:14pm UTC
Race Finish July 15, 2020 7:29:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. rstefanic (101.65 wpm)
3. zyxx (85.86 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.42
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...