Josiah (jojobaphobe)

Race #952

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Official speed 83.55 wpm (49.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 16, 2019 8:48:34pm UTC
Race Finish April 16, 2019 8:49:24pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. kingjeffxii (104.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 80.77
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Doing repairs on the outside of a rocket in mid-air is a ticklish job. We slacken off the circulation when they're right way up, so that they're half starved, and double the flow of surrogate when they're upside down. They learn to associate topsy-turvydom with well-being; in fact, they're only truly happy when they're standing on their heads.