Kinasd (cake1998)

Race #949

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Official speed 65.95 wpm (68.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 12, 2018 8:48:35am UTC
Race Finish February 12, 2018 8:49:43am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. greyduck5 (64.42 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 81.34
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.