Tom (tombertoli)

Race #922

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Official speed 71.20 wpm (68.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 28, 2019 11:48:36pm UTC
Race Finish July 28, 2019 11:49:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. baconchef (85.40 wpm)
2. kamr (75.89 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 85.44
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...