Is there a self? (deckard_4)

Race #9196

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Official speed 88.37 wpm (50.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2020 9:32:39pm UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2020 9:33:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. scaphism (126.87 wpm)
3. crystal_sakura (92.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.99
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.