View Pit Stop page for race #913 by oblivious_paradigm — Ghost race
View profile for Adarsh (oblivious_paradigm)
| Official speed | 61.67 wpm (112.08 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 2, 2020 11:51:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 2, 2020 11:53:14am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. barered278 (75.75 wpm) 2. joha4270 (67.13 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 127.46 |
| Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |