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Race #899

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Official speed 56.73 wpm (66.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 5, 2021 2:27:06pm UTC
Race Finish August 5, 2021 2:28:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. hacker888 (37.24 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 55.79
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.