zev (zevvy)

Race #896

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Official speed 104.03 wpm (43.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2018 3:11:05am UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2018 3:11:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. drummajor (94.48 wpm)
3. carlit0 (91.45 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 128.31
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.