Jill (devaunsmom)

Race #89

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Official speed 73.40 wpm (61.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 16, 2017 5:24:59pm UTC
Race Finish October 16, 2017 5:26:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 90.52
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.