View Pit Stop page for race #88 by ethan_getgo — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 94.53 wpm (44.56 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 2, 2022 7:04:12pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 2, 2022 7:04:57pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. dingle_dude (85.07 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 97.68 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |