eagle (e4gle)

Race #8783

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Official speed 69.81 wpm (64.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 4, 2021 3:55:46am UTC
Race Finish August 4, 2021 3:56:50am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. i_believe_i_can_type20 (58.79 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 86.10
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.