napkin (call_me_napkin)

Race #873

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Official speed 102.89 wpm (65.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2020 4:36:53am UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2020 4:37:59am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. himynameisrohitsingh (127.13 wpm)
2. bladevampirek (107.80 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 178.34
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.