Paolo (mcnugget25)

Race #863

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Official speed 88.42 wpm (55.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2020 2:20:06pm UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2020 2:21:02pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. nesbmido (105.89 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.06
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.