View Pit Stop page for race #859 by joshblatt — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 92.57 wpm (48.61 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | March 16, 2020 8:49:07pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 16, 2020 8:49:56pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. sluggishtypist (87.25 wpm) 3. gratedane (74.42 wpm) 4. concurrent (70.83 wpm) 5. romino (67.36 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 114.17 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |