CheetahDude (ghysdd)

Race #8503

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Official speed 94.06 wpm (47.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 15, 2020 5:41:37am UTC
Race Finish October 15, 2020 5:42:25am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. lubi222 (105.15 wpm)
4. previouslol (79.07 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.00
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.