Israel is committing a genocide (chasedbydeath)

Race #8417

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Official speed 82.75 wpm (59.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 11, 2020 2:19:36pm UTC
Race Finish December 11, 2020 2:20:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. natejam (94.77 wpm)
2. imoumon (85.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 102.06
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.