View Pit Stop page for race #8370 by laphroaig_neat — Ghost race
View profile for L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat)
| Official speed | 99.93 wpm (37.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | January 21, 2021 12:27:57pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 21, 2021 12:28:34pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. imperpetualmachine (90.56 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 98.27 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |