carve (carve)

Race #8304

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Official speed 99.85 wpm (45.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 30, 2018 8:11:02pm UTC
Race Finish April 30, 2018 8:11:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. czarlol (97.47 wpm)
3. thegul (90.00 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.14
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.