Seri (vincent_aik)

Race #8088

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Official speed 74.75 wpm (60.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 11, 2019 7:29:27am UTC
Race Finish August 11, 2019 7:30:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. baryla69baryla69 (73.16 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 92.19
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.