machinegungeek (machinegungeek)

Race #805

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Official speed 77.35 wpm (62.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 8, 2019 6:08:04am UTC
Race Finish April 8, 2019 6:09:07am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. dii_cipher (67.87 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.82
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...