View Pit Stop page for race #8044 by realityloser — Ghost race
View profile for ralph (realityloser)
| Official speed | 61.91 wpm (93.81 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 22, 2018 4:56:58am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 22, 2018 4:58:32am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. andreavanderjagt (79.81 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 99.05 |
| Text | #3811023 (Length: 484 characters) Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. |