Alien (half_alien)

Race #8026

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Official speed 80.45 wpm (46.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 30, 2021 1:03:01pm UTC
Race Finish November 30, 2021 1:03:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. verve81 (96.94 wpm)
2. mc0sta (88.26 wpm)
3. speedtraintyper (82.77 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 79.10
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.